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What if NFT collections like Bored Ape Yacht Club, Azuki, CloneX, and other such stupid crap were actually honest about what they were?
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00:00 - If NFTs Were Honest
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@gliscornumber151 2 года назад

"but what if the site goes down?" "Yeah that s**t's gone" I'm dead

@mohamedtarquijalloh1620 2 года назад

Roger just calling it how it is🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@PolyMadd 2 года назад

IPFS.

@subman23 2 года назад

IF NFT's Were _Brutally_ Honest🤣

@smoke301 2 года назад

Best part of the video

@Ec360Gaming 2 года назад

@@PolyMadd ipfs links can still go down, it's just less likely. Torrents go down all the time and ipfs works by a very similar principal

@dwc1964 2 года назад

Back when I was a kid, the silliest example of marketing and selling _nothing_ was the *Pet Rock* But at least with that, you got a rock

@iverson7x 2 года назад

Something one could use as a weapon in case a burglar breaks in? Doesn’t sound like a bad deal.

@SebastianVanWoerkom 2 года назад

A rock, and a bunch of jokes in the "The Care and Training of Your Pet Rock" book that came with it. At least that product was intentionally silly, rather than pretending to be an actual replacement for other types of pets.

@orlock20 2 года назад

Come on, there were X-ray glasses, cardboard submarines, Sea-Monkeys, and a host of other things found in kid's magazines.

@dan271291 2 года назад

And if you're lucky, you get a pet rock with googly eyes and MAYBE a pipe-cleaner mouth.

@dwc1964 2 года назад

@@orlock20 all of which were at least actual products - unlike a _rock_

@kannathedragon7625 2 года назад

"Thousands of art are being sold as NFTs without the artists' permission" This. This is just depressing.

@leuryaa2886 2 года назад

How does that happen I wonder?

@erichvondonitz5325 2 года назад

@@leuryaa2886 right clicking

@leuryaa2886 2 года назад

@@erichvondonitz5325 right right. But What's the difference between NFTs and making money out of RU-vid videos that uses stolen pictures? 🤷🏾‍♂️ At least NFT is trying to give artists around the world the recognition they deserve and at the same time a way of making money out of their hard work. With or without NFTs people are always going to steal the work of other to make money out of, however, there is a technology that attaches the artists with their art to stop the illegal sales and I feel we should give it the chance since nothing else is trying to fix the problem.

@erichvondonitz5325 2 года назад

@@leuryaa2886 pretty sure stock-images are free to use for anybody

@Itiswhatitis638 2 года назад

@@leuryaa2886 you can tell RU-vid and they’ll take down the video, while nothing happens when your art is stolen and sold as an nft.

@mygetawayart 2 года назад

i love how no matter how stupid NFTs have turned out to be, cryptobros become even more aggressive in defending this idiocy.

@duntemdraws310 2 года назад

It's because the value of their "property" is completely dependant on artificially-induced hype within NFT communities. They have to defend it, because if they let people shake sense into potential buyers the NFTs will lose value.

@Longform1337 2 года назад

I have to say though, makes for easy money, especially since theres a lot of delusional people in a lot of NFT communities that believe the piece they bought is gonna moon.

@howardbaxter2514 2 года назад

They are just creating an inevitable bubble that will burst. I despise NFT bros and these “stock broker” shills. “Oh, look at all the money I have.” Cool story dude. I rather earn money actually inventing useful products that can be used to help people.

@edgieststalker8141 2 года назад

@@howardbaxter2514 even if you wash it, dry it, paint it, dirty money will always be dirty

@howardbaxter2514 2 года назад

@@edgieststalker8141 and that’s why I don’t want to get involved in dirty money.

@foxyloon 2 года назад

I love how the Roger parody NFTs actually have more artistic effort put into them than the actual NFTs going around.

@catoflado4977 2 года назад

True lol

@sailaab 2 года назад

Ironic

@BrandonPilcher 2 года назад

Probably because they were drawn by an actual artist instead of being assembled by AI.

@foxyloon 2 года назад

@@BrandonPilcher Wait, if all the NFTs are literally assembled by A.I., that suddenly makes me realize how much less worthwhile they are as an art piece. The fact that they're made by machine makes me laugh even harder at how dumb people are for buying into it, since they're not "unique" at all. I'll continue to commission actual artists to create hand-made works of art.

@Fikri_A777 2 года назад

@@foxyloon the artist create like the "base art" and then let A.I. give it a random "touch/changes" which in a sense make it "unique" But honestly it's truly just dumb way to waste money, time, and effort, a Crypto still a better thing, but not that different

@rcblazer 2 года назад

Gotta love how being honest about NFTs is comedy gold all on its own.

@gomibot7974 2 года назад

it's so funny. it explains why they are always so vague and start buzzword-spewing whenever you ask them what it actually is.

@MrWhateverfits 2 года назад

@@gomibot7974 All I have ever seen from NFT bro's is "You just don't get it, Boomer"

@drekwilliamton5830 2 года назад

@@MrWhateverfits Boomer's and the rest of humanity that understands how stupid that shit is. People who buy NFT's are too deep, so they have to defend it. And they have no defence, so they resort to ^ lmao

@ericquiabazza2608 2 года назад

They defend it because they PROFIT from it. That is why companies go full on it. The moment they become normalize they pump new "art" like theywhere waiting decades for this. NFT are the new piramid scheme, only the original seller wins, the rest are sucker, or sleezballs buying and reselling to those suckers. Also, block chain will become regulated sooner or later, crypto is basicly unregulated stock market, more "fare" in a way but fill up with scams.

@teixeiradasilva6299 2 года назад

Comedy gold has gone up 60% since your comment was posted.

@milanstevic8424 2 года назад

@3:40 "Because what we're really selling is a status symbol. It's like a fast car, a fancy suit, except you're only pretending you own a car, while a group of people with more money than taste agreed that you're making very convincing vroom vroom noises." what a lovely and concise description of NFTs.

@gabe1277 5 месяцев назад

And literally every other brand? Stop acting like this is only on NFTs😂

@milanstevic8424 5 месяцев назад

@@gabe1277 you mean like a fast car, a fancy suit, except you're only pretending you own a car ... ?

@johnnytarponds9292 Год назад

This aged to perfection!

@ru8e42 11 месяцев назад

@bitcoinstreet176 10 месяцев назад

has time ended? or just a year??

@arcadeinvader8086 9 месяцев назад

@@bitcoinstreet176 surprised they lasted so long?

@GrimTimekeeper 2 года назад

Completely factual and yet people will probably still buy a Roger panda NFT.

@cracked 2 года назад

Well, we've got it as a T-Shirt haha

@aliasfakename2267 2 года назад

@@cracked at least it's tangible

@neeneko 2 года назад

I have found a lot of people in the crypto/nft community are fully aware it is a scam, and are just hoping to be the one that makes a buck rather than losing one.

@ToxicAudri 2 года назад

@@neeneko Yup, it's a mad scramble to not be the one left holding the bag when it finally falls apart.

@SAG3__ 2 года назад

@@cracked please make a real NFT for it😂. Wanna see where this will go.

@softlygaloshes 2 года назад

It's exactly like those places that let you "buy" a star and give you a certificate

@Llortnerof 2 года назад

Except there's no way to hide your stupidity since everybody can see the blockchain. That certificate you can at least burn and distribute the ashes.

@CrispMan1 2 года назад

Well at least u own a start

@darth3261 2 года назад

Or that Lord title bullshit, so you can be Lord or Lady broke as shit.

@de_kirby_boi_ 2 года назад

@@CrispMan1 but you don't. You don't own a star. You own a certificate that says you own one. Atleast you own the CERTIFICATE. Just like NFTs that information is stored on an "internet list" that says "item can't be sold to other people because [someone] bought the ownership. If that list goes offline, aka stops existing, you no longer own the ownership because your name isn't being held on the list anymore.

@de_kirby_boi_ 2 года назад

Tldr; just like the NFT you don't own the star, you pay for something that says you do, not the actual object.

@MrPhife333 2 года назад

I always tell my children: "Something is only worth what any fool is willing to pay for it."

@KissMySaaS 2 года назад

Isn’t this true with literally anything?

@MrPhife333 2 года назад

@@KissMySaaS In point of fact, YES. That's why its such good advice!😄

@FriedEgg101 2 года назад

I imagine your kids are priceless to you, and yet you got them for free :)

@mmmmyeah1849 2 года назад

@@FriedEgg101 in this economy?

@rolandverde8771 2 года назад

price theory in a nutshell

@WeissLiebe 2 года назад

"one day you can resell it to somebody even dumber than you" My thoughts exactly!! 👌🏼😂

@DavidWillanski 2 года назад

It's an actual thing in economics. Greater Fool Theory

@AtticusKarpenter 8 месяцев назад

@@DavidWillanskiAnd as it always do, machination stop when it run out of idiots

@jovetj 6 месяцев назад

Like a time share?? 😁

@X-SPONGED 2 года назад

2:30 "Most NFTs look like the creation of concussed children, force-fed _'Alice in Wonderland'_ Drugs" _That is honestly the best description of an NFT I've ever heard come out of a person's mouth_

@haruhisuzumiya6650 2 года назад

The fact that a ai generated same face ape jpegs is on the level of a high concussion victim is comedy gold itself

@Brandonhayhew 2 года назад

Social media: Feed people addiction like profits

@Supremax67 2 года назад

Except completely inaccurate, that's not what NFT is about. Unfortunately, this video only shows JPEG NFT, NFT goes beyond that multimedia crap. Leave it to the common Joe to spread the wrong narrative.

@X-SPONGED 2 года назад

@@Supremax67 hey, I'm not saying The Mona Lisa or Rare Stamps are bullshit, alright ? They're perfectly valid collectibles because they show the history of that period. What I am hating about are these idiotic neckbeards comparing these uglyass furry profile pictures to actual art or rare items. It's all a giant money laundering scam/pyramid scheme. At least, for art you actually launder your money for something solid and reliable and that people actually would want to buy Art with a story or historical value behind it. What is behind these monkey NFTs ? Nothing. Absolutely Nothing.

@renpu3441 2 года назад

@@Supremax67 well,what other things could nft does than,and what does that benefit others

@zlosov5817 2 года назад

I feel bad for Rodger. He's a nice man, but we just keep exposing him with the worst aspects of modern living so that he can explain it to us.

@XD1999cable 2 года назад

Stronger action requires stronger will.

@gido9467 2 года назад

Don’t feel bad for him. Haven’t you been paying attention? He’s got his fingers in every one of the pies he’s talked about. He’s just honest about it.

@hellatze 2 года назад

In other hand he got more money from view. And having fun roasting nft

@kusy 2 года назад

Who's stopping Roger from becoming a super-villain? the government?

@thomaskok5773 2 года назад

I need Roger to talk about my pathetic life

@ChickenPizza 11 месяцев назад

Best thing about this one is he actually explains that the NFT isn't even the image you think you own. That's the most important distinction here.

@Gali80f Год назад

Best collection of anti-nft points in one place. Great job guys!

@rainbowdemon5033 2 года назад

"what happens if the link breaks?" "that shit is gone" hilarious, I love this

@BradKwfc 6 месяцев назад

But.... But....they told me it was immutable and stored on the blockchain😢

@theodorixjohnson4336 2 года назад

This is the one; what we’ve all been waiting for, the most honest and true “honest business” video ever made

@LuisSierra42 2 года назад

psss kid, do you want an nft?

@exodore2000 2 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-XwMjPWOailQ.html

@dominicfucinari1942 2 года назад

Victor Chouce may be able to fool his community 4 decades from now, but people who know a pump-and-dump scheme when they see one will never be tempted to buy in.

@mr.p215 2 года назад

@@LuisSierra42 Daddy told me not to talk with people trying to sell me NFTs

@begirbigger7843 2 года назад

This video could be yours

@nas84payne 11 месяцев назад

Ohhhhh this is so glorious watching this now in 2023! 😂 The NFT era one of the most dumbest trends in history. “You got Rogered.”

@melog17 11 месяцев назад

Is it just me or is roger getting younger? Quickened by our suffering.

@longhairdontcare122 10 месяцев назад

An another an another clown for the river which always thrist.

@HowlinWolfMoon 2 года назад

“Beanie Baby Ghosts” - best description of an NFT I’ve ever heard

@randomwerewolf1099 2 года назад

At least beanie babies had intrinsic value as toys. NFTs are nothing but a string of numbers.

@ToxicAudri 2 года назад

@@randomwerewolf1099 And yet most people don't even get that much of it, it's all eye candy at the end of the day, temporary eye candy that won't survive the test of time. Though TBH calling it eye candy is super generous, calling it art is a stretch, the reality is it's just a base that get colored and details changed, same base, different styles, any artist could do that, but the real secret is that most art lovers or appreciaters won't pay much for such shit. Custom art is where the money is really at, but dealing with people is the issue. Though... I wonder if I sold people bases that I just recolored, I wonder how much I could make from these stupid people.

@AirQuotes 2 года назад

And if you bring this up among nft fanatics they get very defensive it's hilarious

@HowlinWolfMoon 2 года назад

@@randomwerewolf1099 agreed!

@crazyprayingmantis5596 2 года назад

People are superstitious, people would buy a ghost if you gave it a back story and personified it. You know, like...religion

@harmeharkhanna4225 2 года назад

The fact that I'm literally getting NFT ads before videos critical about them is pure comedy

@OnTheLew 2 года назад

@♜ Pìnned by NFT Verse Beep boop. This is so fucking funny. The NFT bots are just literally just tracking anything saying NFT.😂

@beepboopgpt1439 2 года назад

The internet (Blockchain) only allows one seller to each nft tho same as what the law does to logos.

@UberOtaku001 2 года назад

@@beepboopgpt1439 There are an unlimited number of competing blockchains. Sure you own one copy on one blockchain but what about all the other blockchains. Plus most blockchains have no method for preventing copy NFTs on that chain.

@2KNeelz 2 года назад

@@UberOtaku001 just check the collection not hard to see if it's real or not

@mqb3gofjzkko7nzx38 21 день назад

@@2KNeelz So check a centralized authority?

@thaismagalhaes5928 2 года назад

Here in Brazil we have a say: Every day a rascal and a sucker leave their houses. When the two meet, someone does business. I think this sums up NFTs pretty well.

@TheWhiteGyrfalcon Год назад

This!!!

@kattastic9999 11 месяцев назад

Those fake nfts were scraped and sold as nfts like 3 days after this was first posted, by the way

@Christian988. 2 года назад

I just love that these cracked videos they're just so brutally honest and this one just is so relevant with every Tom Dick and Harry trying to push their new shit NFT.

@claytonmurray537 2 года назад

Every Tom, Dick, Harry and Bryce

@apparentlylivin 2 года назад

@@claytonmurray537 Tom, Dicky, Harry, Bryce and Chad

@rootkite 2 года назад

@@apparentlylivin Tom, Dick, Harry, Bryce, Chad, and Æ A-12 ;0 (Man, I wonder what his life is going to be like)

@apparentlylivin 2 года назад

@@rootkite Either really terrible or really entitled

@apparentlylivin 2 года назад

@slumdogwrld you've bought an NFT, haven't you?

@erikarussell1142 2 года назад

I absolutely love that Roger is back. We need him so much.

@badmanners7652 2 года назад

His name is Horton

@thomf7840 2 года назад

He’s probably already made his money.

@averytucker790 2 года назад

This video is LITERALLY my thoughts on NFTs as an artist. If you want to make money off of your digital artwork. Make a physical print. If you want a lot of money. Make a real-life collector's item. YES, everyone, YES! Artists can make collector's items of their work.

@darrens3 Год назад

"then you're an idiot and yoire going to die broke and alone" 😂

@erickf.dossantos4654 2 года назад

The best phrase I ever heard about nfts goes like this: nfts are a IQ test, and if you bought one you failed that test

@GladiusTR 2 года назад

I would rather spend my money on videogame currency then an nft. ...nice pfp btw

@koushikthestriker 2 года назад

And if you sold one then you topped.

@lovetownsend 2 года назад

*An IQ test

@erickf.dossantos4654 2 года назад

@@GladiusTR thanks, long time i don't play warframe though

@erickf.dossantos4654 2 года назад

@@koushikthestriker basically yeah

@tonyj9743 2 года назад

Ever since I started reading about NFTs, I felt like I was missing a fundamental aspect as to why in God's name people are paying huge sums of money for absolutely nothing. Took me a while to realize that I was just underestimating how damned stupid people can really be.

@crazyprayingmantis5596 2 года назад

Or You lack the ability to think more deeply and broadly about what types of applications and use cases Nfts can have.

@xVirgosMerlotx 2 года назад

@@crazyprayingmantis5596 Like money laundering and scamming stupid people. Those are the only two uses.

@droth1031 2 года назад

This is just the next step in the "pay to win" business model. It's like a loot crate, but without a game surrounding it.

@tonyj9743 2 года назад

@@crazyprayingmantis5596 NFT's as a technology may have more useful applications, but please enlighten me on how paying 100 grand for a godamned yawning monkey gif that anyone could copy for free makes sense? I mean beyond the hope that an even bigger idiot comes along and gives you 110 grand for said gif.

@crazyprayingmantis5596 2 года назад

@@xVirgosMerlotx I think you'll find that fiat currency is used to launder a lot more money than nfts or crypto champ. If you think those are the only two use cases you're going to be very surprised when the next version of the internet is fully developed. You remind me of someone in 1985 trying to get their head around what the internet is or what you might be able to do on it

@BTConly391 2 года назад

Incoming NFT bros tears

@concernedliberal4453 9 месяцев назад

"Beanie Baby ghosts." As a late 1990s McDonald's employee, this really hits home.

@X-SPONGED 2 года назад

I love how one of the arguments for NFTs is that they support the art community on the internet but like 60% of all NFTs they made are just stolen commissioned art and profile pictures of famous/dead people.

@ChrisD__ 2 года назад

Even the NFTs that aren't "art" are just basically tradable game items, often without a game to use them in, but with add complexity of blockchain tech, without the game also being decentralized.

@JesusProtects 2 года назад

Or AI drawings

@aaroncabatingan5238 2 года назад

Honestly, that fact alone should have pissed everybody off. The fact that NFT scammers and idiots who buy NFTs ignore that just pisses me off. I really hope that Earth is hit by a solar storm so that those NFTs, and cryptos, would disappear. Sure, it will ruin the power grid, but its worth it. If they really wanna support the art community, they should commission art from them, or maybe donate money on whatever website they're using. Not support the assholes who steal their work and sell it as their own. I actually saw an asshole in the comments once defend this practice, he said that it wasn't the scammers fault for plagiarizing art, but the artists. They should have turned them into NFTs, its their fault for not going along with the stupidity. Its not exactly what he said, but this is what he means. I hope another plague appears and kill everyone who uses, sells or create NFTs. They all need to die.

@InfernosReaper 2 года назад

@@JesusProtects not even AI, just random prefab components compiled via an app using RNG.

@InfernosReaper 2 года назад

@@aaroncabatingan5238 the thing is, even if the are were turned into NFTs, it could still be ripped off and made into other NFTs

@jessebrook1688 2 года назад

For once, the contempt in Roger's tone is exactly how NFT explainers sound.

@AndyM_323YYY 11 месяцев назад

When I first heard about NFTs I wondered what technology they must use to assert effective ownership rights over an electronic image. I was surprised to discover the only innovation was thinking up a BS name that distracted from the lack of any ownership in any real sense.

@Rayfireful Год назад

"what is this? 31st century?" cut to future roger wearing a bucket on his head

@_Jai_ Год назад

It was really quick too. I took a snapshot, but can’t share it with you all on here. Lol 😂

@alphanumeric6582 2 года назад

I was laughing until my heart dropped after I heard him say that a marketplace sold a certain cancer victim's work. It's becoming a trend as well. Dead musicians even. The rise of NFTs is a tragedy that shouldn't be tolerated. This video, while funny, is depressing at the same time. Very informative too.

@sushboi316 2 года назад

even stan lee got disrespect :C

@taevan4463 2 года назад

If you think nfts are an actual issue you didn't watch enough live leak videos in your formative years.

@alphanumeric6582 2 года назад

@@taevan4463 and you probably watched too much LiveLeak. There's more to the world's issues than seeing people die in LiveLeak

@taevan4463 2 года назад

@@alphanumeric6582 No one dies 'in' live leak it's a website, not a place? Classic nft hater behaviour.

@SentientPlunger 2 года назад

@@taevan4463 who?

@chaosmastermind 2 года назад

He's the hero we need, not the one we deserve. Roger keeps us from making dumb decisions by constantly reminding us how stupid our ideas are.

@amber619pop 2 года назад

Well unfortunately the people who need to see this and crawl out of their mainstream fad cave never will.

@jackbalmont 2 года назад

any one else jsut get the strange read that roger is like the devil fucking with humanity a bit

@superpixelated7354 2 года назад

Or are you too lazy to learn about the MetaVerse

@araanimations 2 года назад

Ha it's good to get a nice dose of realism for how impragmatic some things we see as important are.

@python27au 2 года назад

But they’re not selling the art. They’re selling a placeholder that just happens to have that picture linked to it. The picture can be changed at anytime and it doesn’t infringe on copyright cause they’re not selling art, they’re selling a “bit” of hdd space or a memory location. You are essentially buying nothing, its the ultimate scam.

@Papa-ur3ju 2 года назад

🍭 Here is lolipop kid.

@ComfortRoller 2 года назад

This taught me more about NFTS then anything else on you tube.

@CommanderCronus 2 года назад

"the government? They still think kids are using fax machines to sext." Most accurate thing I've heard all year.

@mickware5289 11 месяцев назад

I felt called out.

@deez187 2 года назад

The government, "still thinks people are using fax machines to sext".... funniest thing I've heard in years, AND summarizes the governments understanding of tech PERFECTLY! Truly brilliant.

@nicholaslewis8594 2 года назад

Government’s are often run by boomers who are decades behind on what modern people are using.

@coldmoonlight6361 2 года назад

Well.... They seem to utilize the functions fairly well.

@M_Alexander 2 года назад

I had to track down a place yesterday that still had a fax machine and I still don't know why it couldn't have been an email or a text

@DaveH001 2 года назад

@@nicholaslewis8594 Have you seen the people supposedly at the head of our government? Biden and Trump, Senators Schumer, McConnell, Feinstein, Grassley, Shelby, Inhofe, Leahy, Sanders, Risch, Cardin, and King, and 27 Representatives were ALL born before 1946. Pelosi is only the ninth-oldest Representative. That bunch can only wish they were as young as us boomers.

@zid9611 2 года назад

@@M_Alexander know what you mean. Had a boss a few years ago have to teach me and like 20 others in the same week had to use a fax machine. All cuz he didn't know how to text.

@freevbucks8019 Год назад

NFT: Instead of buying a gold bar, you buy its serial number!

@trenvert123 Год назад

I heard somewhere that that is how buying gold bars is done now at some higher end gold reserves. They keep all the gold at their facility, and you can buy and sell a serial number. NFTs are still dumb though.

@odio3965 2 года назад

0:52 I like looking at pictures of hens with ties (stupid RU-vid auto-censor) because it makes me feel happy.

@lvlheadedrebel 2 года назад

Please protect Rodger at all costs.Year after year, even during the time the channel went defunct for a hot minute, I would come to rewatch these skits. He is the perfect actor for these infomercial skits. Thank you Cracked! Thank you Rodger for the many laughs and many more to come!

@sailaab 2 года назад

His real life name is Jack Hunter

@Klm49 2 года назад

Amen, agree with this one thousand percent!!!

@PeasAndQueues 2 года назад

Roger that

@TF2Scout.. 2 года назад

Roger that

@keijidash9646 2 года назад

After watching Folding Ideas “Line Goes Up” 15 times, I couldn’t have been more ready for this. I’m really glad people are calling out how insidious NFT’s and cryptocurrency is.

@Merlincat007 2 года назад

30+ hours watching one video?

@theseesh9163 2 года назад

@@Merlincat007 Hyperbole

@davidnobular9220 2 года назад

@@theseesh9163 I'll stick with Superbowl....

@michael.471 2 года назад

Same here man, same here

@pfergee 2 года назад

I thought I was the only one who watched a 2+ hour video multiple times in the same week

@Jeremy-ql1or 10 месяцев назад

Watching this a year later is like hearing about some forgotten relic of long ago.

@Da__goat 2 года назад

*Money laundering pt 2 electric boogaloo*

@ComicalRealm 2 года назад

NFTs are proof we are living in an era of validation and dopamine addiction. " - Master Oogway

@ezekieljatto9192 2 года назад

Ooooooooooooo. Master

@Liliana_the_ghost_cat 2 года назад

Did you just say... master? UwU

@jordan8678 2 года назад

"Well shit..." -Mohatma Gandhi

@ToxicAudri 2 года назад

"And this is why Aliens won't talk to us." -Stephen Hawking

@elPeligro 2 года назад

“Don’t believe everything you read on the internet” - Abraham Lincoln

@straightupanarg6226 2 года назад

I love how this 80 year old man keeps making video game references.

@crazyprayingmantis5596 2 года назад

But fails to see the use cases of Nfts in video games.

@sergiowinter5383 2 года назад

@@crazyprayingmantis5596 The industry is already in decline with the DLCs and incomplete games, another nail to the coffin isn't necessary

@krofgninut5984 2 года назад

@@crazyprayingmantis5596 like it or not, this incredibly stupid application of the technology is now what people think of when someone says "non fungible token." Unless its this particular application of it that you are emphatically defending?

@braunXYZ 2 года назад

@@crazyprayingmantis5596 There is none.

@crazyprayingmantis5596 2 года назад

@@krofgninut5984 Yes they probably do. I'm not defending anything, just trying to get people to think

@robzertjos6216 2 года назад

Fax machines to sext - ahaha killed me

@pootisgaming5078 Год назад

"you have been rogered, by the way" That line is an outer space mineral that costs more than our planet if it ever ends up in here

@Aguyfromindio 2 года назад

Think of it this way. Buying an NFT is like buying a star from one of those star naming registry sites and they send you a certificate so you'll have a piece of paper saying you fell for their bullshit.

@xdxyyt2133 2 года назад

True

@grizzgo 2 года назад

Oh no, Alpha Centuri XJ-11 is my star! But I will sell it to you for .0004 Bitcoin.

@OMGSAMCOPSEY 2 года назад

You might not really own the start but at least it exists in reality.

@amber619pop 2 года назад

You mean I don't actually own those two square feet on the moon that the mail order catalog said I did?

@raypeene2683 2 года назад

What? wait a minute? are you saying I don't really own Andromeda? 🤔

@Kelarys 2 года назад

I am sincerely baffled that this video needed to be made. From the moment I learned what an nft was, this was exactly where my brain went. How did this insanity become a thing people did willingly? It sounds like the dumbest scam possible that should have immediately flopped, and probably did in every dimension other than this one

@MrJackfriday 2 года назад

People who are buying these things deserved to be robbed every penny.

@_cloudface_ 2 года назад

It's the "greater fool" prospect (the idea there's always a greater fool than you willing to buy something you foolishly bought into) combined with outlier examples of "easy money". The Beeple scam where he colluded with the buyer to inflate the price set a "look what JPGs can be worth" benchmark.

@ChrisLeeW00 2 года назад

Just another notch on the “can’t believe people are this delusional” board.

@lillianhauser-howells7809 2 года назад

This video finally made me understand what an NFT actually is

@BobPagani 2 года назад

@@_cloudface_ You beat me to it. Yes, it's Greater Fool on a mass scale. The problem is that no one wants to believe that just possibly THEY'RE the Greatest Fool at the end of the line. Also, I wish more people knew how the Beeple thing actually went down.

@martinwakefield8138 11 месяцев назад

"Yeah that shits gone" lol

@nicemoneymike 11 месяцев назад

Now look at what NFT’s are worth just one year later hahaha

@minaashido518 9 месяцев назад

Less than a penny

@Kodexraf 2 года назад

Try to pause at exactly at 1:40 to see Roger in a weird USA astronaut hat for no reason whatsoever 😂

@cracked 2 года назад

31st Century!!

@Supremax67 2 года назад

@@cracked -- All jokes aside, are you going to make a piece on what NFT are truly about?

@PratyakshTyagiBEE 2 года назад

@@Supremax67 he already did, nfts as being used currently are dumbest shit ever

@Ceece20 2 года назад

“You don’t just understand NFTs” is not an argument, it’s an excuse for scammers.

@TonyRyad 2 года назад

People said the same thing about bitcoin

@thepsion5 2 года назад

@@TonyRyad people also said the same thing about millions of other things that actually are scams

@Shamuto7 2 года назад

This is what I instantly thought as soon as I learned of their existence. It's even worse when you see the artwork you're buying it's like buying a poop in gold foil.

@youknowcrimedontpay9257 2 года назад

@@thepsion5 Like Bernie Madoff's ponzie scam. 175 year till that A hole robbed even his best friends the died in the penitentiary. Currently pushing up dailies. lmfao

@Carewolf 2 года назад

@@TonyRyad Bitcoins are also a scam. It will just take longer to collapse.

@skipperson4077 2 года назад

'creations of concussed children' LOL at the triple Ccc!

@MT-ek9te Год назад

"There's a Sucker Born Every Minute" P. T. Barnum.

@JacobPaul-ix7oc 3 месяца назад

Like an NFT, that "quote" from P.T. Barnum didn't originate with him, nor is there evidence he actually "owned" that phrase.

@kaet8333 2 года назад

This is one of those things that will make future generations think we were dumb

@cracked 2 года назад

*current

@merphul 2 года назад

As someone that has been calling NFT's digital beanie babies for a year, I feel very validated.

@Myrea_Rend 2 года назад

Oh, come on, at least Beanie Babies were real and cute.

@dvklaveren 2 года назад

Beanie Babies have art and love to them. NFT ownership doesn't even earn you solidarity from other NFT owners. The NFTs function a lot like entry passes (imagine flashing a picture of your beanie baby to get into an illegal sex club), but since everyone can see your wallet, flashing your beanie baby to the wrong person may also cue the illegal sex club to beat you up for buying from the competition also. So, like. Imagine if your beanie babies came alive every night and tried to eat your spleen. And that's what NFTs are. It's bad all the way down.

@vanessapigwin 2 года назад

You can cuddle beanie babies tho. It's nor worth zero

@ColdHawk 2 года назад

Well… I know the beanie baby bubble popped but I have a story from 2021 for you. My wife gave her mom a beanie baby years and years ago. My mother-in-law loves giraffes and my wife thought is was cute. Nothing special. But all these years later my wife and I were joking around with her after seeing it on a shelf in the background of a zoom call. We told her she should pitch it out because it had to be a dust collector extraordinaire, or get it valued because it might be priceless. It turns out that giraffe was one the first few generations of beanie babies. It still had its tag, and because the tag has an error on it and it was essentially in mint condition it was worth a good deal of money. My wife and I were just laughing when she told us she had looked it up and told us what similar items were going for. We laughed even harder at the absurd amount of money she was offered for it. She turned down the initial offer because she had seen higher listings was able to get a few thousand more. She then bought a new car with cash. She had a trade in, granted, but it’s a good car. We tried to figure out what the return on investment had been over 24 years and it was something ridiculous like 7 or 800,000%. Without the tag error, “Twigs” the giraffe would have been worth about $10.00. But sometimes you get lucky, I suppose. I still think NFT’s are a hilarious scam though…

@ColdHawk 2 года назад

@@dvklaveren - Never get them wet, and never NEVER feed them after midnight.

@BernhardWelzel Год назад

i am so sad that Roger didn´t actually implemented the marketplace. He would have way more ethics and integrity then all the other scammers combined. And his taste in art is fantastic.

@conservativemike3768 Год назад

Roger is the grandpa I never had, but always needed.

@dimoslaros724 2 года назад

Damn, this is extremely good. The sad reality about NFTs. Keep up the good work folks, thanks for keeping it real.

@JRis44 2 года назад

Well its one side of reality. There is a lot more to NFTs than this but main stream media is talking mostly about the art side of it. lol if only people just got involved and learned for themselves then it would make more sense. How would you know if you don't participate though right!?!

@dimoslaros724 2 года назад

@@JRis44 actually, as a person with a degree in fine arts, I see no point and no use in NFTs. However there needs to be more creative ways in order to monetize art. Digital art, you name it. I guess is the same reason I don't like Cryptocurrency. Too much blurr and too shady.

@dimoslaros724 2 года назад

@slumdogwrld nah, really not my cup of tea. Don't really care, is shady and the idea is not too bright in either case, and that's that.

@voxkine9385 2 года назад

@slumdogwrld artists are changing their lives off of it? How? By having someone else steal their art and sell it off as a NFT? Or by having all their music sold off as NFT’s without their permission? Sounds so good! They get to make art and someone else sells it, while they have to go to the trouble of taking legal action to keep their own work! All while the only ones who benefit in more than table scraps are the people who already have massive amounts of money.

@dimoslaros724 2 года назад

@@voxkine9385 if true, that about makes yours a fair point.

@Anastas1786 2 года назад

"The disruptive paradigm shifters at Rog Club looked at the Internet's communal atmosphere and said, 'What if we force _scarcity_ onto this to trick people into thinking they can magically become _millionaires_ by collecting... _Beanie Baby ghosts?'."_ There it is, the shortest, most perfect explanation of NFTs. Because at least when you spent thousands of your hard-earned '90s dollars on _Beanie Babies,_ you took physical possession of tangible objects that could only ever be in one place at any one time.

@normanclatcher 2 года назад

you will never be able to hug your NFT receipt for warmth

@RoseInTheWeeds 2 года назад

@@normanclatcher you can print screen and burn the printouts

@mr.xharlie Год назад

Even the depressing parts are hilariously depressing

@ReleaseTheHamsters Год назад

The cut right after "what is this, the 31st century?" took me OUT 😭😭😭😭

@co3476 2 года назад

That panda drawing is actually better than 99% of nft.

@JamieDancer 2 года назад

Thank you, I finally have the first clue what an NFT is.

@cracked 2 года назад

They're nothing, basically.

@jasonblalock4429 2 года назад

Yeah, I think the biggest confusion surrounding NFTs is that when you first learn what they are, a reasonable person doesn't want to believe that's *it.* They're so stupid that they're almost beyond comprehension.

@NinjaRunningWild 2 года назад

@@cracked But… Nothing you can now pay for!

@davidellis4084 Год назад

Roger looks good as a furry. 😆

@MicrowaveBrrrrr 2 года назад

I kinda like the Sonic fanart

@cracked 2 года назад

$20000 and it’s yours. I’ll get Dave to redraw it for you.

@stendec-dd3he 2 года назад

:You've been Rogered by the way". That sums it up perfectly.

@kurtpunchesthings2411 2 года назад

i been saying for awhile NFT's are really stupid and i am so thankful our good friend Roger is here to explain in a very simple but entertaining way why they are really bad

@user-oy2so4ru3p 2 года назад

Either it's going to fail or succeed

@crazyprayingmantis5596 2 года назад

Can you not see a use case for Nfts? You need to think beyond what this video is making fun of.

@kurtpunchesthings2411 2 года назад

@@crazyprayingmantis5596 no he's literally highlighting how this is a massive pyramid scheme you own a link on the Internet that has a picture if the block chain goes down bye bye picture anyone can literally screenshot it and there's fuck all you can do about it this shit is not an investment and is spitting on the graves of the likes of Da Vinci Picasso Van Gogh Michaelangelo

@SyntheticReign 2 года назад

@@kurtpunchesthings2411 I mean, you're missing the point of an NFT if you think screenshotting does anything. And sure, if the blockchain it's on goes down, it's bye bye, but that's true of everything online. Google, the Cloud, Microsoft, games...if the internet, or the servers running those things, ever go down, you lose everything. That's the risk of the digital world.

@crazyprayingmantis5596 2 года назад

@@kurtpunchesthings2411 You need to see BEYOND what this video is poking fun at. The mistake you're making is thinking that Nfts are only digital art. How many hours have you spent learning about the possible use cases for Nfts? (Be honest)

@hewhobringsthenight9907 2 года назад

art NFTs is undoubtedly most stupid things humans have ever created so far

@DrunkenUFOPilot 2 года назад

I'm not sure about that. There are about 10,000 competitors.

@dtrns9 2 года назад

@@DrunkenUFOPilot only 10,000?

@deus8576 2 года назад

This guy is a blessing.

@thevagabond3181 2 года назад

NFTs are the current 'bigger fool' scam. I swear there's a new one every couple years or so.

@neeneko 2 года назад

The demand for them never really goes away, so it makes sense there is always something in the work. NFTs are being driven by FOMO from alt/meme coins. alt/meme coins were driven by FOMO from bitcoin. bitcoin was driven from FOMO of the wild profits of the subprime mortage period, which was driven by FOMO from the tech bubble,.. you see where this is going.

@romxxii 2 года назад

@@neeneko in other words, there's always people gullible enough to buy into the myth of easy money. The reality is the only way to easy money is if you came bursting out of a pussy that already owned a sizable amount.

@BobPagani 2 года назад

BINGO!

@raizenmazoku1519 2 года назад

@@neeneko I fell like you just saw the uncharted trailer and you finally got the chance to use FOMO.

@MrEnriqueag 2 года назад

You are confusing a technology with the current popular use of it... NFTs don't even have to be scarce. You are the equivalent of people saying emails are useless because you can't take them with you and they are mostly spam.

@Xaviar_St.Thomas 2 года назад

Roger is back in complete ruthless form … LOVE IT !!

@CharmyCharmCharm 2 года назад

May Roger live another 50+ years and do videos 🙏

@comradewolf4901 Год назад

The NFT Bro culture was the most hilarious thing to come out of this whole disaster, proving that humans are at the end of it all, horrifically stupid.

@Mripoststupidstuff 2 года назад

I love how far NFT bro's have taken it. They will even sell you a plot on an NFT island if you got the $50mil to spare!!!

@sergiowinter5383 2 года назад

If Mark Zuckerbro is deep in with the metaverse idea, other bros will also offer you metaverse stuff until Zuckerbro goes broke

@voxkine9385 2 года назад

They don’t sell the plot though. They sell the token and effectively rent out that plot to you. The government still sends out property taxes to someone, but they don’t respect the NFT as proof of ownership. At best, NFT island is just buying property with extra steps and extra risk, governance tokens are just another name for HOA.

@Mripoststupidstuff 2 года назад

@@voxkine9385 At worst it's just tax dodging. "The Gov still think kids are using fax machines to sext" remember

@AstroNinja1 2 года назад

or you could buy knighthood and a square inch chunk of land on Sealand for 100 USD

@ad_stayfly7 2 года назад

I live when I have a recommendation from this channel. Thanks for the honesty

@cracked 2 года назад

Any time!

@otherlego 2 года назад

If NFTs were honest: We are about to scam millions of dollars and you will love it

@zunigainc666 2 года назад

Thank you, Roger, buying NFTs is like when they were selling stars or a lot of land on the moon, remember those days? hahaha

@Lordx718 2 года назад

I can feel, more so than usual, that Roger thinks this is dumb shit. I don't think he even had a script, he was speaking from the soul.

@raizenmazoku1519 2 года назад

I would believe it wasnt a script, if he didint make so many videogame references. No way he really plays any of those games.

@dingfeldersmurfalot4560 2 года назад

@@raizenmazoku1519 LOL good catch.

@RidhRidh 2 года назад

@@raizenmazoku1519 well,who knows?

@raizenmazoku1519 2 года назад

@@RidhRidh I think I understand what you are trying to say if you replace know with knows. Its possible but I highly doubt it. Have you ever seen old people trying to play modern games its cringy and so funny. Come to think of it I loved to see him playing dark souls. It would be epic.

@RedLeader327 2 года назад

This is glorious and an accurate representation of the NFT scam.

@darthvader5532 2 года назад

Everything about this is pure genius and golden comedic memeology.

@livefreeandwise6044 2 года назад

honest ads are back!!! holy crap i had no idea

@cracked 2 года назад

Yeah this is like the 10th new one?

@droth1031 2 года назад

NFTs... proof that PT Barnum hit the nail right on the head!

@zombiegun71 2 года назад

What’s even crazier than the site hosting the image going offline causing you to not be able to view it is that since all you “own” is a URL, the image it connects to can be changed at any time to anything else 😂

@vakho30 Год назад

At first I thought it would be some kind of a hash of an image (which would be mostly unique) and when I heard that it is actually just a link to a website I was highly disappointed.

@coolpoete 2 года назад

Yo, this series of videos is absolutely brilliant!

@Musiclover6404 2 года назад

Finally, someone is keeping it real for the masses

@Dradeeus 2 года назад

"Beanie baby ghosts" is my new favorite way to describe NFTs.

@tonmy21 2 года назад

The NFT roast by this distinguished gentlemen's is not wat we need but wat we deserve 🏋️

@yudhistiraamartha2135 2 года назад

Ah shit 3:16 really made me mad. It's Qinni right? Goddamn grave robbers. It still hurts if I suddenly remembered that she's gone, and now this?!! Fuck NFTs man.

@clintonalver2715 7 месяцев назад

"I'm gonna be famous some day" when he said that I realised I still didn't know who he was and felt bad.

@Bruester 2 года назад

Always a master class in satire. Bravo!

@vitalsteve1 2 года назад

this isnt satire, this is real life

@freespam9236 2 года назад

where is the satire?

@jothain 2 года назад

What satire? This was truth.

@3941602 2 года назад

I started collected NFTs years ago. It was called garbage pail kidz

@MomMom4Cubs 2 года назад

Me too!

@romxxii 2 года назад

Mine was Magic the Gathering. Now it's Yugi Oh Duel Links. At least someone bought my old MtG cards.

@sergiowinter5383 2 года назад

@@romxxii Heresy! TCGs are fun, NFTs aren't. Also you could buy some badass cards for the price of a cheap NFT, way less elitist market

@poohbear6409 2 года назад

NFT are nonsense. An art that you cannot display in your house. An art that nobody will appreciate unless you are into NFT. Its like collecting card. The cards wear off overtime. But you have their memories because you have them on hand. NFT, nobody cares in the future. Nobody checks the owner. Nobody will remember.

@morrius0757 2 года назад

No, cards are at least something, they're physical items with actual value to them. NFTs are someone taking a picture of a card and trying to sell you the picture without giving you the card.

@aliceweirdopants4297 2 года назад

i talked about nfts with my therapist a couple of weeks ago. i wanted to become a professional artist for a very long time and practised alot, to the point where there was no fun in it anymore. there are also several other factors to this. but on thing that stands out to me now that i engage with other hobbies, alot of the art scene is very elitist and kinda pretentious in so many ways. i for instance also like juggling and the idea of telling someone their juggling is wrong or whatever or they do it for the wrong resons seems ridiculous. i think alot of it comes down to the idea or fixation on "natural talent" the insane prices of some pices, and this weird fetisiation of lö artist.

@jdraven0890 2 года назад

I also wanted to become a good artist, but it does require constant practice and a dedication I don't have within me to get to the level I'd want to be at - and you're right, at that point it's no longer enjoyable, it's a slog. Also, I have friends whose artistic talent I would kill for - but whose lives I would not want. There is really no money in it for the majority of people.

@SugarandSarcasm 2 года назад

I have given a couple of paintings away, but if someone would like to pay for them then that would be ideal. Have always thought the art world is VERY elitist so I'm not going to hold my breath. I also know I have a long way to go in regards to some techniques, and am kind of a perfectionist (when it comes to my stuff anyway) and will not be able to afford formal training. Procrastination and lack of space doesn’t help either, but there is no way am I trusting NFTs or crypto. Just seems like playing Monopoly, where the money and status actually don’t mean a thing, especially when it’s over. Apologies if it’s nonsensical.

@useodyseeorbitchute9450 9 месяцев назад

There is low genuine demand on art (you don't have that many walls to hang pictures) and competition is fierce. Elite overproduction in its finest. So it's general poor career choice. "art scene is very elitist and kinda pretentious" That's the whole point of its existence. You want to be elitist and keep new players away using bogus reasons, otherwise your margins would be down.