If Pokedex Entries Were Literal (Compilation) 

"Could I offer you an egg in this trying time?" I died.

alakazam: literally has a memory of everything that has ever occured and an IQ of 5000 also alakazam: can only learn 4 moves

I love how slowking of all Pokémon is asking alakazam if his head is ok

PokeDex: "Magikarp is virtually worthless." Magikarp: "When i evolve into Gyrados. I swear, I will kill everyone."

Fun fact: Cherubi eats the smaller living cherry on it’s body so that it can evolve into a Cherrim. So it literally cannibalises it’s own siamese twin. An adorable little Pokémon just became a whole lot more terrifying.

Jigglypuff: "When this Pokémon sings it never pauses to breathe" *Eminem has left the room*

Metang: can’t be hurt by jet plane Also Metang: gets hurt by cut. CUT.

I laughed so hard at the Primeape one. "Its face looks peaceful in death, however". That added useless little detail was too much for me xD

Chansey: Can i offer you an *egg* in this trying time? Injured Man: Yeah sure,But make it *Soft Boiled.*

what pokedex entries should we include in the next one of these?

After 70 years, the squirtle hasn’t evolved

Hypno: "Oh the nightmares of an officer, a rare and unique delecasy. *Slurping noises*" Me: *Dies*

The fact that these entries are all real makes me question if pokemon is actually suitable for children...

Swablu: gives 2 people hats Luvdisc: brings those 2 together Shaymin: brings their love even closer A purple ghost and a purple balloon: >:)

The concept of Duskull being a "If you don't do X then a Duskull'll get you!" Kinda creature Is a concept I love

"Can I offer you an egg in this trying time" shootout to everyone who got that reference 🤣

Trainer: Oh no! A Gorebyss! Gardevoir: I'll protect you, Master! "Everyone dies by the black hole Gardevoir makes."

I'd like to believe it's canon that every wild pokemon carries a gun with them.

I love how the 5 one was full of romance then Haunter is like *hold my beer*

3:28 now imagine if that squirtle evolves into a wartortle it has to endure that pain for thousands of years

darumaka: poops on floor Human stuck in snow storm: What do we have here? *shoves turd down shirt

Magcargo: Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

magcargo, would literally incenerate everything around him, reduced to dust, and not only that, he would sink through the earth, because the earths core is around half of magcargos heat, so he would sink slowly through the earth, and if there are magcargos all over the world, the world of pokemon would be built like swiss cheese

I like how Alakazam still had a tiny amount of HP left after it's head exploded.

No gonna lie the Alakazam one makes sense in a really dark way.

I mean Gorebyss' name is literally a combination of Gore and abyss so if you die to it its kinda your own fault.

4:12 KADABRA used HARSH TRUTH!

Swablu being cute as a hat be like at 9:19

I want to see a pokemon trainer die in a forest and turn into a phantump if there is more of these in the future.

"Oh look a baby huh neat!" *Snatches baby*

The people who created those entries need therapy

Okay, the swablu one is so wholesome I love it

Bad child exists Duskull: hippity hoppity your child is now my property

*Fun Fact:* Arceus' 1,000 arms are actually stored within the creature's own dimension.

Swablu, Luvdisc, and Shaymin are wholesome mons

It would be a literal nightmare if both Ash and Serena were fishing, and both caught a Luvdisc at the exact same time..

5:50 This might come as a surprise to you, but something similar happens to blacktip reef sharks (and some other species of sharks too). They don't have any muscle specialized in breathing like we have a diaphragm, instead they rely on a passive way of breathing which means they can NEVER stop swimming since the moment they are born until the very last of their days, otherwise they would drown. And in case you are wondering: yes, they can sleep one half of their brains each time while still swimming. Some other species of sharks can sleep though, like the zebra sharks and the nurse sharks. Mother nature was never perfect, and it can be cruel sometimes.

The old man never evolved his squirtle for 70 years. (Thanks for all the likes 😍)

9:09 wow, that was actually really wholesome.

3:38 I somehow can imagine Ness turning into Kadabra for no reason.

I'm surprised there isn't an entry here for Gardivor and it making a black hole.

If pokedex entries were literal, the pokedex would self destruct.

Alakazam: I have an IQ of 5,000. Brainstorm: That is decidedly cute. 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

8:11 I like how they attack each other’s trainers. Lol

"Well at least hes at peace now" "AnYoNe GoT a TrAsH bAg?!"?

I don’t know who’s more disturbing: lampent or the lady who lampent met.

Hypno's voice was perfect 😂

5:39 he loves the juice

Nobody: Chansey: *Could I offer you an egg in this trying time?*

imagine how much different pokemon would be if all these entries actually happened in the cartoon

9:52 Isn’t shaymin also, ya know, A SUPER RARE MYTHICAL POKÉMON?!?

9:40 The good ending.

Shuckle: can survive world death Also shuckle: can’t survive a gorebyss

"Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?" *_Chansey Devito intensifies_*

5:30 this dude is the very best

"That many arms... makes me so maaaaa-" *yelps and dies*

"Chansey: Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?" Happy Easter 2020

Driffloon: *grabs the hands of children and drags them away to the after life* That's dark with a capital D.

I like how shuckle is always so happy

Tbh, I was expecting the squirtle who got burned to turn into a blastoise over the course of 70 years

"Magcargo body temperature is 18000 degrees" *Then why he isnt blue?* Also i love the reply section, everyone is replying with what they think is correct

So if Metang can take the force of a jet place without retaining so much as a scratch, then does that mean that any Pokémon who can damage Metang is stronger than a jet plane? Bidoof has never been scarier

Me : trys to go to the hospital Lampent : aRe YoU dİeNg?

9:00 Bird hat 😌

nobody: Person reading the Pokémon entries: *says all the Pokémon horrors in the most unbothered monotone voice* that is a true professional if one ever existed

-Alakazam what weapon you choose to fight today? - *_S P O O N_*

0:59 big brain.exe stopped working

3:10 It sounds like it just insults people so bad

"hey Look a baby huh neat" 😂😂

Fun fact: Gardevoir should never be image searched. Never.

“-it’s like it can see with its nose!” _”WHY CAN I SEE MY NASAL BONE, HELP”_

6:47 Considering that visible popped vein, I'm preeeeetty sure this spells out "aneurysm", yep.

Anyone: **Falls Asleep** Hypno: FHFHFHFHFHFHFHFHFH

When Wigglytuff said that it missed singing until it fainted, I felt that.

10:04 It’s too bad all the flowers didn’t die, to show the guy was not happy:

I remember reading the pokedex entry for houndoom for the first time when I was a kid. Which made me always wonder how he was not banned from trainer battles, because after houndoom uses its fire attacks on a foe - that pokemon would be debilitated for life. I can almost see someone making a video of where a trainer uses his houndooms powers to his advantage in competitions by sneaking fire attacks on their pokemon before an official match starts lol. Xatu: "Old man Sonic part 69" what? XD 💫

This series is funny and I love it.

I KNEW THAT PERFECT FAMILY WAS NOT TO BE TRUSTED IN DORKLY!

0:22 "why's it never me?" His girth saved his life

I come back to this now and then, I love this! 😂

4:04 Kadabra would make an excellent Mystery Dungeon protagonist.

"Oh, hey, look a baby! Aw, NEAT!" I love all the references.🤣

After watching a bunch of recent ones first it's nice to finally get some context for a lot of the reccuring jokes.

Random Person: **on the verge of dying** Chansey: _-Can i offer you a egg in this trying time?-_

Couple:*Has a wonderful life and a child* Driftloon:* YOINK*

Spoink: *Heart stops* Also spoink: *MASSIVE BLEEED*

Your work on the sprites is great

A lot of these literal playthroughs Are incredibly funny

Fun fact: Due to thermal dynamics, it is possible for Magcargo to be that hot and not cause any 'significant' damage around it due to how small it is compared to the sun. The larger the object, the more the temperature matters.

10:27 this is why we can't have nice things, damn you dorkly.

I am back here after soo many years. And it's still funny 😂😂 And it's fascinating how much it had improved over the years. But only old episodes were long 😢

Fun fact: an entry of Alakazam states that if it dies, it remembers everything as a result

Gorebyss clearly went the omnivore route in cell stage.

Some of these pokemon entries make sense and some o them make me think that the guys who wrote these entries made sure to be high as balls before writing. PS: but if you think this is weird, Digimon has monsters that can move at super luminal speed, control space and time and poop gold turds.

Funny thing about the Magikarp one is that it's actually pretty fast. It's base speed outpaces both beedrill and pidgiotto. It's also tied with Dragonite.

12:05 look its the old man from Smg4's videos

Can someone remind me why Pokemon is still for kids even if most of these dark pokemon entries specifically bring harm to children or get people killed?

how hypno just goes "FHFHFHFHFHFH" is hilarious

Expected something else at 4:45

The fact that swablu acts like a hat brings me great joy.