If "Red Flags" Was A Dating Show w/ James Marriott 

Jerry really said “whats belly dancing? Im a visual learner btw”

All pink shirt dude had to say at the end was "Pick me, I have never locked anyone in my trunk"

the way he was like "40 questions is a bit intrusive for a first date" you know what else is intrusive? *_forcing a drunk woman into the trunk of your car_*

ana: makes fun of a guy because she’s not okay with him wearing women’s-cut jeans (which were pretty much the only skinny jeans available at the time) or doing sex work also ana: he’s so judgmental omg

"I want 10 kids and locked a woman in a car“ so he likes to trap women, got it.

😭imagine hating someone's jeans so much that you would rather risk getting locked in the trunk of a car

I like how Michael didn't seem to get all offended for being called gay. That's a confident man right there.

2010s really were like "I'd rather date a psychopath than a man who wears women's jeans"

Imagine choosing a possible kidnapper over a dude who is barely even weird

''i can't be associated with any illegal activity'' locking someone in your car unwillingly has to be breaking SOME KIND of law right??

I hope this guy realizes that being on a show and admitting you locked a woman in your car doesn't look good to the social workers clearing you to adopt

I remember being obessessed with this as a kid and trust me this was not even the craziest episode. What they consider "baggage" ranges from weird toxic masculinity shit to legitimate crimes

the comment about her not wanting him in her closet is giving the vibes of that girl who goes “just don’t fall in love with me” when her friend comes out as a lesbian

Contestant: I wear womans jeans Jerry: WHAT ARE YOU? GAY? HAHAHAHAHA

as a trans guy myself, i'm just trying to imagine the absolute chaos that would ensue if one of the contestants put their mystery baggage as I'm Transgender. the absolute panic that would come from the other contestants, the lady short circuiting as she tries to clock them. i just think it'd be funny

"You're a bit judgmental and a little mean" she says after berating a guy for literally doing nothing wrong.

My sister was an audience member for this show and she said this: “I can tell you that it’s not scripted but they practice what they want to say and do a few takes. And sometimes the main person wouldn’t have a reaction to the baggage because they didn’t care and would need to make one up. I think I saw 9 episodes filmed and I can almost guarantee you that none of those people actually went on a date with each other”

tbf, at the time men’s skinny jeans didn’t really exist. It was normal for emo / scene boys to wear women’s pants hahah

imagine choosing "i want 10 kids and think locking someone in my trunk is justifiable" over a 2012 emo

idk why people are freaking out over him wearing women’s jeans when women’s jeans are usually more form fitted to your body… and they just look better?… she really picked a psycho over a guy who cares about his looks

It feels like they picked this woman from a Fox News audition with her energy.

"revealing your worst traits on television" is such a bizarre concept for a DATING GAMESHOW

Calorie counting your girlfriend's meals is definitely a worse baggage than picking up women at nude beaches. The fact he doesn't realize that is an even worse red flag.

Yeah, baggage is like "I have trust issues because my dad left." "I kidnapped my girlfriend because she was drunk" is a confession of a crime & "I wear women's jeans because they fit me better" is just a choice that could be a deal breaker for some people lol

her saying "ethnic food" and then right after theres the """belly dancing""""...... That activated my fight or flight

I remember the only time I watched this show as a kid, one of the “baggages” was that the guy was uncircumcised, which 1. I didn’t know what that meant, and 2. As an adult, I can’t believe that was considered baggage.

As someone learning bellydance, that is definitely NOT bellydance. Of any sort 🤣 girl was stiff as a board

My sister, her boyfriend wears women's pants. When he told her that she said "That's okay, so do I" and I'll never forget how excited he was that she was chill 😂

I love watching this show with my family. The worst part of this show is the homophobia and transphobia. All of the contestants would rather date a serial killer than someone who has slept with a trans person or someone of the same gender in the past

I love that she was mad about the nude beach thing cause "he only thinks about one thing" and not because its literally an assault on these women who just want to sunbath in peace and its litwrally the nr 1 rule not to do that

With the knowledge that he once locked someone in the back of his car, the fact that he says "I accept your baggage, but keep the questions to a minimum," sounds extremely sinister

“I wear women’s jeans” and “I count my girlfriends calories” are definitely comparable in terms of red flags.

She said the women’s jeans guy was too judgmental, but we never really saw him be judgmental. But she was only ever judgmental towards him, but not judgmental towards a guy who locked an ex in the trunk of his car? I’m so confused lol

This show just screams “the cishets are not okay” because how in the world do you pick the guy with the BIGGEST RED FLAGS

“Tell Anna why she should choose you and not Jason” “Well, Anna, I have never locked my girlfriend in the trunk of my car.”

Most of this show was either “hahahahha look at this guy being feminine and having emotions, HE MUST BE GAY OR A WOMAN lets all laugh at him in the town circle!” Or “oh look there’s some extremely manipulative stuff listed in the “minor red flags” category that no ones points out is borderline abuse”

Dating shows have always been so awkward and weirdly uncomfortable and they always pick the most toxic people to engage in them.

I DISTINCTLY remember watching an episode of this show where the girl was like, a blonde southern US lady wearing a cross and the final "baggage" that the guy she chose had was "I'm Bisexual" and she REJECTED HIM FOR _THAT_ AND I WAS FURIOUS. Like, I had no interest in the show, but that made me so mad. That guy could clearly do better.

She picked a crazy man over a guy who wears women’s jeans 😭

That man really went from “I cry to the bachelorette” To “I locked my ex in the trunk of my car”

nick is such a kind-hearted dude, giving all these small creators a platform

James' "..he's calling you fat" was so unexpected it made me almost spit coffeffe

it's wild how she claimed that the bachelorette dude was desperate when she went on a TV show looking for a date

I watched an episode of this many years ago where a woman’s baggage was that she always sleeps with a hairdryer blowing directly into her face and I still think about it all the time

This feels like deal or no deal meets the Jerry Springer show

the fact that she asked the guy the writers deemed " effeminate " with his fashion and profession , to leave , juxtaposed with a man who declared he abducted someone, is proof positive this was written by boomers for boomers.

The shady gay jokes omg. definitely a product of its time 💀

"He always sings louder than the guests" He was literally louder than the entirety of BTS (7 members)

Locking a girl in the trunk of your car isn’t “baggage” it’s called a 🚩Red flag🚩

It’s so crazy to see Nick collaborating with all these RU-vidrs that I’ve been watching for years(: he’s doing so well and everyone is so drawn towards him. Proud of u, you’re doing great things mate. Glad to say I was somewhat part of this journey

Is nobody gonna address that the audience literally went “BOOOOO” when Jerry said we welcome gay men here….. I think Girl Defined was holding the audience response cards lol

How did the guy who LITERALLY had an ex as baggage have "less baggage" than a guy who wears woman's jeans?!

everytime a man shows emotions or has a more feminine preference Jerry: "WHATA RE YOU GAYY?????"

"My Chemical Romance isn't getting back together." Mate, I have some news for you. I even have tickets for the tour. That man has been WAITING for this moment.

“I cry at tv shows.” “I wear jeans.” *”I locked someone in a car once”*

I knew she was racist when they said Tulsa, then she said "ethnic" and it was written in stone 💀😭

Nick has awoken a distant memory of 13 year old me watching this show. I didn’t want to remember it.

“I’ve appeared on an adult website” That’s disgusting. There’s so many of them though, which one?

"My Chemical Romance are not getting back together" My Chemical Romance: *got back together literally 2 years ago*

i'm sorry but that last dude clearly has the most red flags out of all of them. i feel like he pulled back on more serious baggage compared to tommy & the women's jeans guy. "i cry over a show", "i want to adopt children", both instances which can be easily twisted into something positive. makes me feel like they're only shields for the shit that's actually wrong with him, which also isn't hard to believe given he already followed up two nonissues with "btw i locked someone in the back of my trunk lol :P". dude seems skilled at covering up his worse qualities also the way he completely switched up his personality at the end.. at the mere prospect of answering 40 questions about himself? "seems intrusive" you just went on a dating show about sharing your baggage. and that comment alone 100% cements in my mind that he wasn't even fully transparent. you mad about spending some quality time just talking about yourself..? undoubtedly suspicious i swear to god like, fuck tommy obviously, but a dude that is secretive is often worse than one that's open. one can be avoided, the other is already trying to carefully construct a narrative around himself so who knows what other way they're gonna fuck you up. i also could just be paranoid, however i have good reason since i've experienced the secretive kind of guys first hand and my life was thoroughly destroyed as a result. speaking from experience *shrug*

The out and out gay jokes make more sense because theyre super old episodes they're just reuploading bc this show stopped running in 2012

Finally someone else with an anti-James Corden sentiment

why is James pretending he’s not literally James corden 😭

the first round is just: i wear clothes that suit my body and i feel comfy in i need to know my s.o’s weight which is unnecessary and weird i have empathy

"You're a little mean" The other guy locked an ex in his car...

"None of those are real jobs" Me, a licensed massage therapist who does Thai massage and is also a belly dancer: 🙃

homegirl’s so threatened by the concept of someone not living up to her toxic masculinity standards that she’d risk getting locked in the trunk of a dude’s car

This is the most 2000's, early 2010's show I've ever seen I can't believe yall thought this was from 2021

Okay but James is saying she’s a mule and she’s saying she literally wants a dude WHO IS LIKE A FAMOUS SPY The plot thickens

*“I killed a man”* “Yeah, I mean…..that’s one” Why is no one talking abt how funny that was 😭✋🏻

That 40 question thing is not a red flag, like I’d be excited to answer 40 questions that someone wants to know about me, and I’d ask all those questions back

why is the entire theme of this show just extremely toxic gender roles, every time they talk its just like physically painful

these people talk like little kids trying to pretend they’re a disney channel character

Ana's body language and tone is very similar to Tina Fey's and maybe Julia Louis-Dreifus and that makes me feel like she's just there for a performance

I love how the woman puts zero effort into not seeming like a paid actor

It’s honestly so concerning that no one cared at all that that guy literally could be a kidnapper, trapped a *drunk* girl in his trunk and nobody cared wtf 💀

Don't think we didn't notice!!! Nick is trying to make the dropouts forget that he hates British people and their accent by collabing with James.

how did they gloss over the fact James predicted the drugs mule thing

"I could have wined and dined you every night." And count her calories while you're at it? You know that night is probably going to end in tears right?

Lady: I belly dance all night long James: DRUG MULE, DRUG MULE, DRUG MULE

once my brother and i got stoned on vacation and watched 12 straight hours of baggage and then he came out to me. i know this doesn’t matter but it’s funny to me

I remember watching this as a kid on GSN and feeling super self-conscious because the biggest baggage was being a 30-some year old virgin and that was a deal breaker for the other person. Made me feel as a kid that I needed to lose my virginity as quickly as possible to be accepted by others. Fun show, but wow affected me way more negatively than it should have lol.

The fact that they see crying at the bachelorette being worse than locking someone in the boot of a car is so deeply American I can't describe it any other way.

maybe she just asks 40 questions on a first date so she can avoid getting locked in the trunk of a car

i liked michael, he seemed rlly chill and cute. the only thing i didnt like was when he said he was “chivalrous” (HUGE red flag in dudes 9 times out of 10)

Belly dancing is different from regular dancing because the whole point is that the majority of movement is in the hips and thighs; you’re hands are used to help show the flow of your hips to a song.

Y'all were too hard on pink guy. He was the only normal one who didn't admit to abusing someone. Nothing wrong with anything he confessed to.

“Anna, I’m successful, I’m sensitive and I’m- (meanwhile his left eye slighty going sideways like 👁-->) confident.”

i kinda expect her to chose the insane guy who locked up his ex but GOD she didnt hesitate 😭

“but by the looks of you i guess you won’t have that problem” i feel like this man is a cannibal

brilliant video, for the sole reason that baggage is my comfort show whenever i am feeling down and out.

Omg please do more collabs/videos in general, both of you are so fun to listen to 💖

Jordan, Jarvis, Nick, and Danny all posting. Good days

I’m not sure but the set looks like it could be filmed in the same place as Shark Tank

This is one of the best collabs ever, u guys should start a series 😩

finally someone else talks about this show!!! my friends and i accidentally came across it on the gsn in high school and very quickly became obsessed with it!! its ridiculous

This is the collab I didn’t know I needed right now

Hold on! That guy made his ex into literal baggage. He put her in a trunk!!!

That dude's hair, plus his layered shirts, plus the "women's jeans" baggage told me everything I needed to know about exactly when this show aired.

I love watching your content when I walk to work in the morning. This video genuinely made me laugh out loud so many times in public during my trip today (your stuff is always frequently funny). I love your stuff so much and it always makes me really happy! Please don’t ever stop making stuff!