We were going to recreate the final stand scene from Ryan in this video, but couldn't quite book a real Tiger tank on this occasion. We felt it'd be a cheap cop out to do it without a real one. What would you have us do? Badly tart up a T34 to look like one? I think not. No way! Anyway, cheers to War Thunder for sponsoring this, go play it: playwt.link/squire
I lost it when the "Scope" of the Kar98 fell off, followed by the Sniper using the iron sights but the camera of his pov still looking through a scope xD
i mean hes an ace sniper from the sniper school at zossen. if anyone would use iron sights he could. anyway they needed the cardboard for the war effort to make boots out of.
@@Falkriim "This is 100% accurat! Private Ivan was based on a real Soviet soldier during World War Two. (But the bit about the potatoes is silly. I prefer cheese)" - Rattus
7:08 "Im gonna show you where that sniper is," *stands up and gets headshotted* "Ugh.... did anyone see where that came from?!?" i busted out laughing when i saw that
Yeah, and what's all this about sending potatoes to his mother? The only mother he needs is mother Russia! And in that case you'd be sending mother Russia her own potatoes. Completely pointless!
As the 'ol saying goes: "my address is no house nor street, my address is the USSR" A depressive saying, about how life in the ussr was so dull it didnt matter where you lived, you were still gray matter, state property.
i knew i had to watch this from the second i read the title. the amount of quality, love, effort, and production value you put into your videos never gets old.
I like the green tracers due to the barium at 1:10 means he is getting shot at by other Russians lol. I also like that you guys just kept your accents, just like all the British soldiers who fought for the Soviets in Enemy at the Gates.
boys you out done your selves with this one, I'm in stiches the beauty of satire with enemy at the gates and saving private Ryan is something I thought I would never see. You legends.
Script & Plot to Soviet version of Saving Private Ryan: Opens on Scene of Stalin smoking his pipe, saying, "When you kill one, it is a tragedy. When you kill ten million, it is a statistic. I'm not wasting ten soldiers of the People to get back one individual." Scene Irises Out The End
This video kinda reminds me an idea I had with my chumps while chilling - A "Saving Private Ivan" movie that would be about a squad of prisoners recruited by the Wagner's group that would get their parole from their sentences in prison by doing a special mission. And the mission would be for them to go behind the enemy line to find titular Private Ivan which they would have to smash his head with a hammer for desertion :P
I have not laughed this hard at a RU-vid clip all year. I most certainly expected nothing less from Squire. Always putting out the best material. So well done.
YESSSS ANOTHER ONEEEEE. Told my Military history teacher about these after he bashed Upham for being the most pointless character EVER. LOVE THESE THANK YOU SO MUCH SQUIRE
9:06 nice Easter egg that shows four men walking even though one was shot in the earlier scene. Saving private Ryan actually made that mistake where a scene with Caparzo walking in the group made it into the Final Cut despite him being killed earlier in the film. I think this was possibly a hint to that continuity error in the film?
its kinda ironic seeing you guys do a war thunder sponsorship of all things...considering like half of your sketches are about war thunder in the first place! Heck this whole channel basically carried War thunder's publicity on RU-vid! The "Most Expensive War thunder video" comes to mind! I do hope they pay you well...XD, They kinda owe it to you guys!
It's rare that I sit through a whole-ass ad because they're so entertaining. Different topic that War Thunder is exactly what led me to you in the first place. Well done Squire, onward and upward!
If it were a russian film it would never have been filmed. His families sacrifice makes them heros of the soviet union. All for the mother land!!!!! Dlya Rodiny!!!!!!
what is this garbage? Is this suppose to be a parody to Soviet/Russian war films at the time or a parody to modern western film of WW2 soviet stereotypes? I see nothing in the previous one so surely this is about the later?
@@pavelstaravoitau7106 'Russians' don't make 'films similar to this'. Sycophants of oligarchs that usurped Russia in 1990s do to train Russians into hating themselves and prostrating before them, the neo-feudals.
@itsuk1_1 I clearly said Russian films, not Soviet films. The since 1991 Russians went on to make many films and series that show their soldiers and commanders as criminals, swine, d3g3nerates and all sorts of scvm. They even collaborated with Germany and made a film where Soviet recon soldiers team up with German troops to protect an orphanage from other Soviet soldiers that want to rape everyone in there. And don't get me started on Mikhalkov and his films.
@@pavelstaravoitau7106 You have to name the film since I never heard about this clearly B class bs script. Not even during the lowest point in the mid-90s the Russian film industry will go degenerate enough to dishonour the great patriotic war.And I'm curious to know there are even some random B-class nobody ever made such film if you can provide an example. Also since you mentioned Nikita Mikhalkov, Burning by the sun was not a film set in war times, nor does it about the WW2. They will go all out insulting Stalin and the great purge, but no one, not even the most diehard Russian USSR hater will dishonor the GPW. Most of such bullshit are usually made by either Polish or French. You already know what film I'm talking about.
This video is actually similar to what Russian film makers make. Except they do it absolutely seriously and call it truth. And their product is nowhere near as good as Squire's.
Yeah, peddling neon@z| propaganda aimed at whitewashing collaborators and genocide of Soviets is so 'funny'. Next time you should try doing it for Jews and Blacks too.
8:39 For a minute I thought the sniper got frustrated because he was policing his brass and missed a cartridge case. I was like "Damn, that's some attention to detail!" Then I realized that he had knocked his cardboard scope off. The sentiment still stands.
The compensation of potatoes made me laugh along with issuing the order to shoot. LOLz Clever writing for this skit. Interesting enough the Soviets did hunt down deservers. There was a whole group in the military dedicated to tracking them down.
