IF SIRI, ALEXA + GOOGLE WERE HUMAN [Turning Digital Assistants into Cute Girls] 

Alright guys! We're planning a wedding! Google: I'll look for good places to host it! Echo: I'll make a list of things to buy for the wedding! Siri: *pulls out airpod and roles eyes* I'm sorry did you say something????

Head cannons for human Siri - She became deaf due to a illness that she had, it was hard at the beginning but she's gotten better at understanding people by reading lips. - Sarcasm is her mother tongue - She's brute, blunt and honest and literally doesn't care if you like it or not.

My Siri said "I imagine I look like colorful waves"

“ I am gonna make siri savage” Siri: Imagine that you have 0 cookies, then you split them among 0 friends, see? it doesn’t make sense. and Cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies. and you are sad you have no friends.

Lavendertowne: Cortana: am I a joke to you?

Lavender:*talks about how she liked siri's old voice* Lavender: Anyways she's pretty useless.

0:22 "they already have female voices" Google assistant with male voice: *ExCuSe Me WhAt* (JK, I love this video)

Me: "Hey Cortana" Cortana: "Sorry, the internet and I aren't talking right now."

Siri! Show me the nearest Thai food place! ... *Oh my god she can't hear us she's got airpods in*

I just told Google to have a nice day and she answered back with "toodle-loo". how is it cUTE

Design girls for each element! Like fire, water, earth and air!

The personality you gave Alexa perfectly fits mine. She once got overwhelmed by an animated conversation between me and my dad and decided the only way to remedy the situation was terrible beatboxing. She also apologizes a lot and knows a lot of dad jokes.

"I want to make Alexa the most innocent" *gives Alexa a virgin killing sweater*

"These tech companies are allergic to saturation it seems like." -LavenderTowne 2019

Image search engines or phones as cute characters. Guess you could say the Google assistant has heteroCHROMEa.

lavendertowne: alexa is nice and innocent alexa: gives snarky reply about her drawing

“If anyone had a third eye itd be google because.. uh.. google is always watching and knows everything-“ Google assistant: 👁 👁👄👁

My favorite is OBVIOUSLY the totally Lavender Towne made Cortanna!

Lavender: how do you look? Siri: *shiny*

Once my brother and my mom were watching Harry Potter and harry said “Hey Sirius” and Siri said “what can I help you with?”

airpods and an apple watch.... ive been flexed on by a digital assistant

yO i might have an idea Music genres into cute girls :0

“Siri is pretty useless” *Siri wants to know your location*

Me: Siri guess what! Someone drew you as a human Siri: Sorry I didn't understand, can you repeat that?

Alexa’s my favorite out of these and I feel like she kinda looks like a Shiny Umbreon. Edit: Thanks for all the likes guys! I think this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten on a comment!

future is really looking big for the robot ai wiretaps, boys.

2018: if beverages were cute girls 2019: if assistants were cute girls 2020: if cute girls were cute girls 2021: if I was a cute girl

Me: alexa what do you look like? Alexa: I look like many ones and zeroes

**sees thumbnail** “My name is Alexa, I’m the smart speaker sent by Amazon.”

Lavender: Siri's pretty useless. Siri: bish what?

I think making Alexa the kind one makes sense. Yesterday I asked her what time it is and she followed her answer with "Good afternoon"

I have siri, *She won’t tell me how to spell water.*

*Why is the Google assistant dressed as the incognito mode dude?*

Siri: Shiny teenage girl that doesn't listen to you, and when she does, she does something totaly different. My brain: ermm.....yeeah sounds about right

*petition to make the vocaloids the voice assistants* *1* have signed, let's get to *1,000,069!*

When I asked cortana what she looked like she said, "I'm a circle now, but I have ambitions. One day, I'll be a sphere." Like she gonna take over the universe one day

i just had a thought: if Alexa had, instead of the ring on her head, some kind of halo.

Hey Google, go to the latest RU-vid video Google: YES

Plot twist: she’s just drawing the people that voiced them

You: "Says alexa" Me: Constantly checking my alexa

“Google knows everything and is always watching us” DEMONITIZED

Alexa should've had a guitar to play despacito.

LavenderTowne: lets make them human also LavenderTowne:"immediately makes it a robot"

When Lavendertowne said “Hey Siri” it activated my Siri. It was strange.

I asked Siri what she looked like she said “To tell the truth, I’m rather abstract-looking” “Let’s just say...multidimensional”

Google: Gala Chrome Siri: Suri Apple Alexa: Alexis Echo Cortana: Cortana Assist Edit: I like that Cortana reference 👌

I love how google has heteroCHROMEia!… Ok I’ll leave now EDIT: This is my most liked comment on RU-vid wow 😮

2 funny Siri stories: Mom when I was 8 explaining friction: You know when you get like little sparks in your blanket in the night? Siri: Sorry, I can't help you with your blanket in the night. Me: Mom: Mom: Siri take us to Schlotsky's Siri: *obediently pulls up map* Mom: *drives* Mom: ...this is the airport.

"Siri is pretty useless" Siri: So you have chosen death. Edit: this was just a meme I didn't expect a war to happen in the replies

Siri Legit called the police once Me: Hey Siri, Can you play “Pork Soda” by Glass Animals Siri: Okay, Dialing 911 Me: WAIT NO-

I asked Siri what she looked like multiple times and I’ve gathered, using her own words, that she looks rather abstract

“Alexa, how do you think about the drawing I made you?” “No”

When you said "hey google", my Google assistant activated!😂😬

Personally I think Alexa is most used for music playing, but then again, that might just be me and my family

Alexa is on point, I think it looks best. Love You Lavender 💛

Lavender: hey Alexa, what do you think of the drawing I made you? Alexa: I don’t have an opinion on that Lavender: *damn, ok.*

You missed the great chance to Detroit become human Alexa with those circles

SIRI backwards is IRIS and Iris is a part of the eyes which means she has eyes and can see you 👀

Me: hey Siri what's 0÷0 Siri: Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn't make sense. And cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends. Me: T~T

When she said, " Hey Alexa what do you think of the drawing I made you?" my Alexa responded.

Is it me or is her style becoming less cartoony and more realistic? Edit : and she’s using a different app I think it’s procreate I’m not sure

Please make the hogwarts houses as girls! Like this so she can see it! Edit: also if you’re seeing this before making the vid look at the traits for each home.

I just wanna say this : Siri and Alexa are married. :P

So,I have a Alexa in my room,and every time you said “Alexa” I was so scared that you alerted her,lol 😂

LavenderTowne: ...and these devices are often known for listening in and.... 0:47 Me: *has a google home device Also Me: *becomes suddenly paranoid) Alright! We're moving to another state, changing our names, and we will never speak of our old life again

Lavender: "uses cortana from halo" Also lavender: "as you can see i just drew this"

*10 years later* LavenderTown makes every thing a cute girl

At the end when she said " Hey Google, what do you think of the drawing I made you?" My phone thought I was talking to it and brought up Google assistant

Lavendertowne: "She's not listening, as usual." me: ded but also identifying with Siri

Alexa reminds me of Umbreon- HOLD UP! Can you draw the Eeveelutions as humans!! I love eeveelution squad lol. I would prefer girls+ boys but you can do whatever you want :3

Do music listening platforms as cute girls! (Like, Google Play Muisc, Spotify, Soundcloud..all those)

Once at the end of class, the teacher said "Any questions?" and then siri said "sorry, i missed that"

Siri= Sara Google=Carmen (for obvious reasons) Alexa=Alexa (duh)

Me: Hey Siri, what do you look like? Siri: I’m afraid that describing my appearance would involve a lengthy explanation of spatial, temporal, and fashion concepts that are as yet unfamiliar to you God damn Siri 😂

How did people steal your original character before you made it? all those artist should be ashamed of themselves

Missed opportunity: Doing a second drawing of them like "Charlie's Angels" or the cartoon "Totally Spies" Letting them *all* be spies

My dad uses Alexa, here is an example. Me at 7:00 am : sleeping My dad: ALEXA, PLAY CUBAN MUSIC Me: FFFFFFFFFF

Please do board games as cute boys/girls! I think it would be super fun and really neat for you to try!

The trouble with Google is sometimes it will pop up on my tablet and be like "What can I do for you?" and I'm like "No one's talking to you you, Google!"

“Because google knows everything and is always watching us, BUT ANYWAYS!” LOL 8:25

Me: “Hey Siri what do you look like?” Siri: “I look abstract” Me: -Comments what she said lol-

I never laughed this hard in my life 🤣😂😂🤣 9:25

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I love this video, I hope you do too.

The Alexa one made me smile so much! She looks like a beautiful alien from a world like Pandora or something! She's so pretty and looks really sweet. I want to be her best friend!

The legendary Siri roast: A person: “Hey Siri, what’s 0/0?” Siri: *”Imagine that you have zero cookies, and you want to split them equally among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it just doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.”* A person, crying in the corner: “Man why ya gotta say something like that hits so close to home..” Siri: *”John, you’re homeless.”* A person, now John, crying in not the corner of his home, but the corner of an alleyway, talking to an IPhone sitting on an apartment window: “FUUUUCK! Why you gotta be so mean...”

The google assistant has hetero-chrome-ia Get it?

Siri is my wife now. MARRY ME SIRI! Siri: * pulls out airpod * Did you say something?

My dad has built-in- Siri in his Jeep, and he said “Never mind” to sending a text and she replied, “Fine.” But really saucy

i used to watch bunk'd, and every time they said "Zuri", siri would activate ;)

I thought the thumbnail was from Detroit become human 😂

Me: Always randomly talking to myself LavenderTowne: They are known for listening when they are not supposed to Me: looks at google home mini ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME O.O

Lavender Towne's genuine reactions are so great! "... okay ..." "... alright, (?) thanks Google" "damn, okay." Shit's serious when Lavender Towne cusses xD

Just called my Siri Alexa It worked

“Google knows everything and is always watching” Me:..... That is..... accurate...

I love your character designs! :0 So excited to watch the rest of this video :>

LavenderTowne: *Talkes about how they never have any color* Me: Finally! It's about time somebody said something!

I’m so proud that you used Cortana from Halo 😁

the fact that you didnt incorporate the alexa play despacito meme into her design makes me very sad :pensive:

Hey, I had an idea for the next video! You could do the Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse, War, Famine, Plague and Death or the Chinese Zodiac!

I told my Alexa " Have a nice day! " She answered with- " Hmm, I can't help with that. " Alexa is useless. She can't even have a nice day.