how i would defeat the immortal snail 

I don't think therapy can fix that amount of suffering

When u wrote this message it said "9 mins ago" everything is 9.

Oh, thank you for the description. Thank you _very much._

Poor French person, *Anyways--*

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ah yes

YES. Edit: What did I just watch?😂

Faline snail indeed

how dare you

Snaline

That's what I thought It's more controlling, isn't it? Just tell them to paint the snail or smth just to be sure what snail it is

probably just trap it underwater in a jail the snail cant escape

then the snail pays them off to kill you with its million

Decoy snail

@@no_name4796 i mean, even if they loose it, you can still know which one it is and see it coming and if you want to die, just wait

I FUCKING live and love for that

LMAO

this is such a good idea i'm gonna keep this in mind for my fictional writing class i'm doing this semester lol

Imagine watching civilization fall in a couple hundred years thinking you’ve seen and known it all.. *Then you feel something on your leg*

@@Soul.Resonant😨

She's wearing the smort character shirt

She is the villian

This is a side video while she works on the main longer video, so this is one that's shown on holidays and requires slightly different clothes 😌

What is the main character shirt

@@andynonymous6769 it's a yellow shirt (the same design as the shirt she weared in this video but yellow) that she always wears so people kept calling it the main character tshirt. We got use to it

snails do not arms

snails do not arms

s n a i l s d o n o t a r m s

s n a i l s d o n o t a r m s

arms do not snail

I don''t like this fact, but if it means i can eat a living snail that might end up killing an immortal person, then god damn do i love it

Or they could crawl out of the french persons rectum. It is highly intelligent, anyways.

Oh my god that means the french person is continuously gaining nutrients from the snail, meaning he'd never go hungry

if its too close though it might break out and then get you while you're still unaware

​@@vince8901 how will a snail ever break out of resin? And you could always encase that resin block in concrete if you want to.

@@xAtNight EXACTLY but you should really encase it in many metres of layers of the most durable materials on earth and use a type of medical scan to constantly monitor it's position

@@xAtNight not a resin expert but maybe it could chew it and break out?

This is why we need apostrophes

@@burst_lbruh9954 you- you mean commas, right?

I do it every day

@@vladiitnt7719 If you're using apostrophes everyday, you need serious help.

@@relkasi5925 It's perfectly reasonable to use apostrophes every day. I'm using two right now.

You'd have to pay someone to a) move it and b) make sure no one opens the door you can't touch it remember

​@@xxverya7529if only there was some kind of item that could be used to cover your hands so you could pick things up without touching them

A few things: you would even know when it finds you, it could be in 100 years and it’s gets you while you’re sleeping. Also you should always keep tabs on it. One so you don’t have to worry about its position, and two in case you are tired of existence after a few hundred years.

here’s my counter for this: I would wait until an earthquake occurred, shattering the enclosed room get a large pile of leaves on my back make my way to the nearest airport board the plane but make sure I’m near the door when the plane lands, I place the leaves infront of the door, buying me extra time, while I make my way out hop on someone’s shoe until I get to a good point hop onto another persons shoe if necessary walk the rest of the way arrive outside your house when you’re not home make my way into your bedroom slide under the pillow wait till you come back and fall asleep *touch you*

​@@xxverya7529 you can easily trap it under a cup the same way people relocate bugs in their house

Exactly, only thing is no matter how much you will wanna die a few centuries down you won’t be able to lol

im pretty sure thats just being ageless

@@onorebakasama Oh! I thought it could be just old age or both lol

This is being amortal.

that means you are functionally immortal

Ahhh than you so much for hearting my comment again!

True

Yes of course

Would that not be paradoxical for this scenario, though?

​@@AlgidSquidNot if the snail is the only exception

She’s an artist so yeah 😂😅

time stamp?

@@Heblo 08:54

@@namduchatelet2768 thx

THE HAND TOO 4:24

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test it with a sledgehammer first

Decoy snsil is legit not that great of an argument. If the snail dies it's not the immortal snail.

@@nicoruppert4207 yeah all you gotta do it jar it up with some salt and if it dies you got yourself a decoy

@@drew535 it is also the only snail in the world that will always crawl towards you.

foreshadowing... *S*nail *C*ontainment *P*lantation

Hol'up...

Bruh. Did you just make SCP-001 proposal?

wait a goddamn minute

love this, the idea that the founder themself is an anomalous entity is pretty neat

Is designed to kill, you cant befriend it, also he is super inteligent and not easy to play trick mind games on him. However it may be the argument the snail chasing you to kill you cant be forced, that would defeat the whole idea of the challenge

see, the snail, being hyperintelligent, could very well be manipulating you into thinking you two are friends, and backstab you unsuspectingly. that, and it also has the power to end your entire life if it so desires, so the risk of upsetting the snail in any way could easily end in death

A friend for life too

This reminds me of some statement “If you give money and bananas to a person, they choose money. But if you give money and banana to a monkey, they choose bananas”

Your Oscar Awaits

If the snail can use a decoy, then so can you.

@@murkorus7147 No. The snail knows where you are but you dont know where the snail .

honestly you would be paranoid all day long and at night box yourself into a fortress of a bedroom so it can´t surprise you in your sleep.

At a thousand miles, that would take a snail nearly 4 years to reach you... And come on, if you wear boots and tuck your pants under it, then there's no way of it getting you without you noticing it crawling on you first. And if a snail crawls on you, you know that's the one in which you can basically proceed to easily dispatch it through a million ways. Well I guess it could always try to drop on you if it is super intelligent. Well carry an umbrella with long sleeve shirts and gloves? You only need to hold out until that thing gets to you. Alternatively, you can stay in your house, eventually the snail will come to you and you just get rid of it. Maybe move to a place where snails typically aren't native. It really isn't so bad waiting a couple years since you are immortal, and moving once is easy with a million dollars. Also why the hell would a snail need a million dollars? It can't carry anything and someone would snatch the money from the snail in an instant. Even if the snail somehow can keep that money, who would actually provide services to a snail?

It doesn't really matter. You can't lose. The snail can't touch you. m.ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-yE8rkG9Dw4s.html

*encase in concrete*. Cement is just a fine powder used as part of the mixture to make concrete.

@@gamechannel1271 In the video she said cement. it's the same concept.

Decoy snail

Encase it in a salt block.

@@gamechannel1271 To the layman the terms are used interchangeably. Language is descriptive, not proscriptive.

I wish for faline to see this comment and take it into consideration

End it

@@HAHAd2 ?

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I hope whatever made you cry is all resolved now, sending love and support

You’d think considering the everything about Faline-san, she’d probably be the only one _not_ to survive but yeah I agree (this is absolutely no hate towards her, I absolutely adore her and her content)

tbh no one would survive considering there's constantly a non-zero chance of you dying to the snail and you're both immortal.

*faline snail

Nah.

She is wrong from the start, the trick isnt dropping it somewhere far away in an ocean, its trapping it and constantly carrying it with you, so that you can keep an eye on it all the time, aswell as another good idea would be to settle on a small deserted island in the middle of nowhere, put motion detectors everywhere around and unless the snail arrives on a boat, which you can see and hear clearly, it will trigger the motion detectors if it swims, either way you are going to know if its coming

But then any living thing is constantly shedding body cells.

@@jwinget1999 ... only one option, live in a hazmat suit. Then again, do snails shed their skin? Would it just stay in the goo trail they leave behind?

Wait a min-

Solution: we encase the shit in concrete, lead, and steel, then send it to Mars.

that's a valid input. However, taking into account the fact that the snail has been excreted in France, one can relocate to a region relatively far from there, where the chances of the snail atoms reaching you are low if not impossible.

you could enter the same therapy class as the snail

@@defaultmannnle7197 💀

@@defaultmannnle7197 THIS ☝

@@defaultmannnle7197 Couples/Group therapy.. 😭

@@defaultmannnle7197 lmao 🤣

i agree

Hiddan from Naruto

By that logic, what would happen to the immortal if their brain is cut in half? Or diced? Or minced in a high-powered blender? Is that individual still immortal? Is each brain piece now a “separate” immortal being? Perhaps it’s the individual cells that are immortal, not the person, and once reduced to that state just simply multiply and grow forever like a cancerous tumour?

@@FeinryelRavenclaw That's exactly why this one doesn't work. The reason you die is from damage or failure of vital systems like your brain, or the things that keep your brain functioning. Your body can either repair itself or cannot be damaged to begin with, or you are not immortal. Brain death effectively renders the concept moot.

Can't harm it. Original poster said if you attempt to grab the snail or shoot it or kill the snail, the snail becomes a decoy and escapes

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Now you wont be able to eat them ;(

Pareil :'(

@@holysht6 j’ai peur.

- F E L I N E S N A I L

I like how 1:28 is the most replayed part of the whole video

What do you mean feel? *That's exactly what's happening.*

@@thisisanickname231*oh god*

Same bro. This gal just appeared out of nowhere and is now telling me how to defeat a wealthy, immortal snail-

oh yeah feels great? i dont know never been tied up in a basement with a women with a mask before... soo

"W-w-where am I?" "Let me tell you how to defeat an immortal snail."

But the scientist would eventually die, what next?

@@szymongolac7853 They snail get put in a museum or something where it’s closely monitored.

@@stingray2305 but there will be a time it would escape, what then???

@@edosman2230 It’ll be caught by security before it could fully escape.

@@stingray2305 touched then guards die

Finally someone who gets it.

@@Sparks2490 jurist kill it

Who says I want to eventually die

No people underestimate the snail. If the snail was smart(which he is super intelligent) he would know that he could be trapped. He would pay someone to free him. Then he would kill you one random night you sleep while you think you are safe for 50 years. He can also hop on cars and planes to get places faster and not pay because he is a snail. And wont die from getting run over.

@@maridiancrest243 Bro how would he pay someone if he can't talk or get/hold money. Plus he'll be trapped inside a box, at the bottom of the ocean. He may be a snail but he still got more brain cells than you.

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gonna get arrested for harassment

Ohhh, so you decided to pull out the big guns eh!?😂😂 Very clever

Hi dream smp man

The snail was hiding in the bills, you died

in the original post, it was 10 Million dollars

The immortality is worth several billion dollars at a minimum

it is also immortality

this is true actually

@@thejoker1979666it all depends on whether you know the snail's initial position, if you do then it's all too easy

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@@AnnieTheMighty oui oui *S N I F F*

bonjour, oui oui, croissant

I LOVE THIS-

You should get a gold medal.

My litterature teacher would love you

Congratulations, you just summed up the entire plot of Percy Jackson

contridiction: what if the french person is grossed out by pet snails? or is allergic? but then u can always find another french person so.. i just contridicted my contridiction. nevermind.

@@dione__fernnn go to a different french person, oh I didn't read your whole comment sorry

as a french person, if you give it to me, i promise you that the snail will live in the cold, outside.

Option 5: live inside a ring of salt, slugs are made up of 95% water I believe, so if you put salt on the it draws the moisture out of their small bodies causing them to quite literally shrivel up and die. This is a smart snail though so it’ll stay away from the salt ring. With all that money it should be no problem to carry a bag of salt with you wherever you go. This is the best way I could think of that 1: wouldn’t hurt the snail so we can die later… and 2: requires the least effort. Edit: oh wait…. It’s immortal to…. THE SNAIL FEARS NO MAN OR DEATH!

@@holysht6 no

And is... French, ugh.

That's some Junji Ito stuff.

@@alvianekka80 not even Junji Ito would touch the horror of being French

Thankfully, years of intense smoking and and drinking have made the French person unable to run for more than a minute so he isn't much faster and you can more easily spot him, also, you can now use the justice system to your advantage by having him restrained for stalking you.

@@lhumanoideerrantdesinterne8598 but then he just eats his way out of the French person and, using the newly found ability to control a person, enters a random prison guard and becomes a bigger threat.

...Something something Decoy Snail something something

How clever and kind :)

But there's still a chance it can accidentaly touch you

But you cant touch it how would you have ur friends to lovers arc :'(

@@lithraar2621 use the big bucks you got to find a scientist who'll research a cure the the immortal snails death touch

I think that depends on the type of snail that you're up against. Saltwater snails would handle the saltiness of the water just fine.

good.

@@somebody4085 but from what we can guess the immortal snail is your average garden snail so baisically, salt make snail go :(

but snail cant touch salt isnt it even tho its immortal

however it’s about the type of immortality again, will it even be affected by salt? will it just not ever be injured?

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@@nc5460 I’d say creative person comes first

@@redrobsanthem9206 I disagree

@@tangytim6699 I disagree with your disagreement

@@theblaze5530 darn

If thats the case, you could just have the snail be thrown into space. Since it goes through walls, it can technically go through anything solid, so any planets or meteors in the way wouldn't matter. So...yeah. No more snail?

​@@TheGr8Mimikaius by your logic the snail would fall through earth as well. Clearly that's not the intended interpretation.

@@TopOfAllWorlds Well, this IS a video about how to defeat a snail, so does it really matter? But yeah, I see your point.

You're both immortal though. Eventually there will be a set of circumstances where the freezer fails and you can't police it, and the snail will break out. Also, if it's the indestructible kind of immortality, the snail might not actually be affected by the cold.

JUST LOCK IT IN A SAFE. WELD IT SHUT. THEN THROW IT IN A VOLCANO

@@MeatBunFul One of the really active ones in the ocean.

@@MeatBunFul A safe would melt pretty fast in a volcano. The snail wouldn't die because it can't, and be out and about again. We need a prison that can hold on cosmical timescales if we want it to, but still be fairly easy to access for us so we don't live with the curse of immortality forever. That is the difficulty in this scenario.

@@marzipancutter8144 being frozen doesn't need to destroy anything and I think it could still paralyze it. Idk though.

it's like that one SpongeBob thing

Ok that is pretty fucking scary

So when you reach a certain age you start to decompose while your alive and a few years after your just a skeleton dragging yourself around the ground

Like Hidan

Here's a 4th form the body can die the soul lives on

So JENOVAAAAA

Pigeon?

@@Cream12345Ice That's why she likes Corgis so much. Keeps away the immortal pidgeon via fear.

The super intelligent one with $1 million that's always coming towards you, maybe? I dunno, just seems like something that would give it away

the one crawling to u ☠

Move to the Salt Flats.

@@KaseyC. imagine there's a random snail in the world that's now crawling towards you. How do you figure out where it is? It could appear in your home at any moment in the next 10-30 years

@@KaseyC. Okay but is it like dragging the million dollars behind it at all times? Or a debit card? It's hyper intelligent, it would hide the money so you wouldn't know it was *the* snail. Also it would act dumb and normal so it wouldn't seem hyper intelligent

LMAO

Worse ending: it runs away from you forever

@@Encysted lonely ending.

WOAH that snail is FAST

Containing the snail without touching it is the easy part. The problem is the super intelligence and non-specified starting location. If the snail starts on the other side of the world, it may have a cult going before you can ever figgure out where it is. After a bit of time, every other human is a potential agent of the snail carrying it to touch you with or carrying the means to restrain you and bring you to the snail. If the snail is intelligent enough and has enough prep time, you're doomed no matter what you do.

But then you'll die when you touch

@@dilys.w.wchong3581 the trick is to convince the snail to avoid touching you of its own accord. Wear gloves, get him stuff he wants, install security devices and motion detectors in case of a double cross. Keep the snail happy and it won’t want to kill you.

@@viciousclam2417 your name is perfect

But would it be possible to maintain that friendship for thousands of years? You may never know that of all those years the snail might have been devising a plan to betray you and kill you while you're vulnerable. Idk

Hotaru no mori e, but with a snail instead of a ghost boy

Just requires snail extinction, humans are pretty good at that.

The question is is the snail immortal or is the snail’s soul immortal??

send every single snail to a different planet in their own space ship, and make every spaceship explode after landed

@@alexreid1173 fnaf intensifies

By that stupid logic everyone is immortal