If Technoblade did a Minecraft Speedrun 

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the "ergh" and "herr" sounds thrown throughout give it a very legitimate techno vibe 10/10

And his fans would still be like “could’ve been quicker.”

The king is probably farming potatoes up there in heaven. Rest in peace, Techno

Watching this right now makes me cry. Techno was and will forever be a legend.

Unpopular opinion: This is the real technoblade and this is his deleted footage

God: techno has earned it, it’s not everyday you see a person that never dies

Rest in peace Techno You will be remembered in our heats And also NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

Feels weird watching this after Techno passed. RIP King.

You can tell how hard he’s trying to make he’s voice tecno blade and using he quotes and stuff I respect it

The Techno voice is so spot on, and the "Heurh"' sound is so well performed.

This makes me cry, Techno was a pure legend RIP Techno

r.i.p techno😔 you always had the best enthusiasm, your were so happy. and now, your gone

Where was techno’s knee cam?!?! I paid money to see this blood god, what a scam. Reset

everyone's talking about the techno impression but that George and Sapnap were on POINT

Legends NEVER DIES

Rest In Peace Techno❤️ you will be remembered

“You won’t fear anyone if you know yourself and believe in the potato magic” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

"not even close" - Off brand Techno at half a heart

Rest in peace techno You will be missed

"NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIE"rip technoblade

The true reason why Techno farms potatoes

This isn't staged, it was an actual speedrun attempt; unfortunately a hidden speedrun rule states that godly interference renders the time null since a man in 1999 summoned God himself and got a time of five minutes, and then proceeded to beat several women to death with an aluminium bat. It was wild.

rip techno "legends never die"

Rest in peace king❤🐷

"with potatoes make your living, family and hobbies" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Let's be fair If Techno tries to do an speedrun he's going to have a decent time in his first attempt I mean, he's the blood god after all

"If Technoblade did a Minecraft Speedrun" Me instantly checking the date in case it's recent

R.I.P. Techno You were a legend

He doesn't need eyes of ender. He only needs potato eyes. Edit: Holy Christ this blew up. Appreciate y'all.

The Average Life Of A Human: Time to beat Minecraft, got my ender eyes and got my bow and arrows. Technoblade: I guess its Time To beat Minecraft, better start farming my potatoes..

Love you Techno, you’ll be forever missed. Legend.

1:55 technoblades last words after his death

How a Speedrunner beat the game: Dream: Stone tools Technoblade: *a potato*

Technoblade has earned the achievement: Free the Potatao 🥔

2021: meh 2022 after technoblades death: LETS GET THIS INTO HIS RECOMMENDATION

Now that I see this, I wonder if Minecraft will replace ender eye’s texture with potato as tribute to his relocation

“How does he have strength” Technoblade: “PO-TA-TO

This is so inaccurate, technoblade would never farm potatoes that inefficiently

Am i the only one who watches this becouse its over A year since Techo died? Rest In Peace Techo!❤

RIP Technoblade he is always in our hearts

"Fear the one who needs nothing but potatoes" - Sun Tzu, The Art of war

“Wait techno you need eyes, you need ender eyes” “I don’t need eyes..” -technoblade

It's crazy how drastically WR times have changed

Rest In Peace techno

I cant get over with the fact that not only this guy sounds like techno. But also it was accurately dream and george too with all the clapping and everything! Good job ma dudes

If his voice was a little deeper, I would've thought it was Technoblade himself.

I miss him

“Technoblade never dies!” R.I.P legend

“i dont need eyes” *proceeds to play blinded*

"Techno" in the most deadpan voice ever: *I need Dream's clout.*

Present me: OFFFF that line "see ya later nerds " hits hard cuz of- Past me: cuz of what? Present me: you don't need to know😞

I miss techno blade he was my favorite I would always laugh when he would die in any game he plays or screams Rest.in.Peace Technoblade

"Not even close" "Potatoes" *Weird witch noise* -technoblade

Everyone is talking about how good the techno impression is, but no one js talking about how well they impression the "WHAT"s

My big sis:how many times you wacth this Me:POTATOSSSS

Rest in peace Techno [*]

Technoblade: "one shots the dragon with potato" Me: seems legit

Technoblade: “exists” Potatoes: “chuckles” I’m in danger

Rip techno, you will be forever missed

he sounds depressed R.I.P to the legend btw

"I dont need Eyes, I need potatos" - Technoblade 2020

Techno: and that’s why I farm potato’s People: “slowly walks backwards”

They sound like Techno, Sapnap, Skeppy, Bad and Quackity wow

I love how he can fit a 13 minute speedrun into a four minute video

That little "eh" every like 20 seconds is incredibly accurate

*"Oh the great potato god"* *Please bring technoblade back.*

Techno cannot pray to the potato god because he is the potato god

technoblade never dies forever in our hearts

Is nobody gonna appreciate the fact that he tried his best intimidating techno with “Bruh” and “Not even close”

Techno is so addicted to potatoes that he hates them now.

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES 😞🕊️

The way of how those guys in the background scream "WHAT", that made me laugh. Oh and btw, R.I.P technoblade. He will never be forgotten.

your techno impression is so good like wtf- that might as well be him 😳

If you think about it, he did have eyes, potatoes have eyes in them.

Fun fact :if you type technoblade in the RU-vid search bar after you press search it will try to correct you saying ‘did you mean: technoblade never dies’? Rest In Peace king, you were such a great inspiration to millions ❤

Yessssssssss for a while I thought you weren’t going to put the steering wheel in, but I was so happy to be proven wrong! Awesome Technoblade impression, by the way

"NERD SPOTTED" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

technoblade : *slaps ender dragon with a potato* ender dragon : *dies because of the power of potatoes*

R.I.P Techno You were always a legend

I like how he keeps on saying _"bruhh"_ like zombies sometimes do lol

The comments would be “techno didn’t beat it in 0:01 seconds trash smh”

Your techno impersonator sounds like he’s dying inside XD

"cya later nerds" at 1:57 😭😭

R.I.P. TechnoBlade😭😭😭

Dream: Getting wood, finding some ores, getting some stuff, making a portal to the nether, gathering blaze rods, finds the stronghold, kill some endermans and get pearls, enter the end portal, kill the dragon, finish the speedrun. TechnoBlade: "Oh, great potato gods"

Bro hear an well done voice impression on techno makes me cry

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

3:55 that "oh my god" sounded like dream 100%

The "Heurh" sounds a lot like technoblade, pay respect to this guy for such amazing voice acting holy-

I love the fact that you made techno as depressed as much as possible

rest in peace technoblade

The way he talked was spot on, but still not depressed enough and he didnt sound like he started smoking since 5

The "bruh" and "Heh?!" Really sounds like techno, props to you

I like how the speedrun moderators didn't even question technoblade's speedrun

“I can’t believe you did that!” “I can, what if that wasn’t linear progression? This was the most predictable outcome there could’ve been” R.i.P king 👑 🐷

Fun drinking game: Take a shot everytime someone says "yo" in the video

This run is slower than the actual world record. Speedrunners are another breed

Techno would have loved this. R.I.P. P.S. Blood for the blood god

"so long nerds" his last video probably