If the Emperor had a Text to Speech Device, Bro Trip 40K Ep.1:  

By the way. The fact that Vulcan is quite cuddly. Is actually true to the lore... Yes. He actually gives some people hugs in the lore...

The joke about marketability and design is that games workshop seems to prioritize armor and character designs that are more cool looking as opposed to actually practical

The joke about the Catachan Jungle Fighters is that their units have good defense stats while being almost naked all the time, so the fanbase considers their skin as bulletproof (so muscular the bullets bounce off). and for the raven guard trial, they have to catch a really fast bird whith their hands, no equipment.

You missed a little something Arier On the pop-up of Damocles gulf while it was exiting the screen it said the words “ This was of course after she stopped dating Kitten “ I’m sorry Captain-General, *It’s Canon*

"There is no way this doesn't go explody." What a fitting choice of words XD

If Draigo and Sly Marbo were to team up then they could probably beat the 4 chaos gods

Vulkan is actually A LOT smarter than he lets on. He is probably the smartest Primarch in the series.

All the primarchs are good public speakers, it is standard programming for them. Hell, even Angron and Konrad Curze could be charismatic and inspiring! Ya know, when they weren't slaughtering civilians and or having mental breakdowns.

I believe the "Drill Instructor Barnes" thing was a reference to Half-Life: Opposing Force

12:00 'Conrad! Tie your fracking laces!' Is a quote directly taken from 'Company of Heroes', a 2006 WW2 strategy game. Its one of the lines a US Rifleman Squad sergeant says when the squad is told to move around the map.

All that time Corvus spent in the engine in woes, is why he smells of ammonia and why that one raven guard thought his fluid recovery system was malfunctioning. In a blink and you miss it, after the text box about the Damocles Gulf it says that the Damocles Gulf was after Shadowsun stopped dating Kitten. Also I think it was dog tags not a tie and that the one with the bra was suppose to be a female Catachan jungle fighter. Using the same body for the males just giving it a bra and a female head, might be a joke on how even though the imperial guards have both male and female soldiers they only have male models.

If you want to see more of what straken is like, look him up, he’s a complete and utter badass. As shown by this snippet from the first Catachan Codex: "What in the seven hells of Chaos are you waiting for? Personal orders from the Emperor himself? When I say take that damned hill, I mean take that damned hill, not damn well stand around and stare at it! I don’t care if there’s fifty L’Huraxi up there. I don’t care if there are fifty thousand L’Huraxi up there! Our orders are to take that hill and I’m going to damn well take that hill even if it means I have to kill every last one of the purple-skinned giants myself. Damn it, follow me, I’ll show you how it’s done. That’s it, get stuck in there. Medic! Stop whining, Brook, you’ve got another damned leg. D’ya think I cried like a damned new-born when I lost my arm? Course I damn well didn’t. I upped and ripped that damned land shark’s damned throat out with my damned teeth! That’s it, Sergeant Reed, give ‘em some Catachan steel. Emperor’s teeth, their blood stinks. Get that heavy flamer into that trench; flush the damned Grox-heads out. That trench, you idiot, not this one! Oh yes, smell those aliens burn. Smells better than breakfast, don’t it? Give me that damn grenade. Do I have to do everything myself? See? That ain’t proper armour like you’d see on an Imperial tank - no it’s flimsy, fall-down-in-a-strong-breeze, I-hope-they-don’t-spit-at-me armour. I didn’t really mean spit at it! You there! Yes you! Pick up Sergeant Creek’s hand. The medics might be able to stick it on him again later. Don’t stop now, you damned work-shy sons of acid-grubs, we’re only damn well halfway up..."

Remember Airier, in the grim darkness of the far future, there are no potty breaks.

If you look at the Bro Trip episode, on the part with Magnus, you can see the cookie on the VERY LAST frame.

I would suggest investing in headphones, missing things audio-wise while commentating is becoming noticeable.

the quote "If only Drill Instructor Barnes could see me now" is a in game quote of Half Life's expansion Opposing Forces where you play as a military marine off to clean up the mess in Black Mesa

I'm pretty sure someone else would've talked about this sooner or later but I'm gonna say it anyways. Pretty sure "Nevermore" is a reference to one of Edgar Allen Poe's poems about a Raven that keeps saying "Nevermore". Also, Corvax quoting Poe makes too much sense considering how depressing and dark Poe's poems are.

He's Nine-times damned traitor because of the 18 (we don't talk about the other 2) Legions, 9 of them turned against the Man-Emperor of Mankind!!!

Awesome fact about Sly Marbo: He once destroyed a Chaos Titan, alone, by himself.

"A while back I found a story that was sly marbo being the son of doom guy, anyways Vulkan boop, Nora boop... Lord Dorn is the true leader of tacos..."

I find it semi-strange that whenever I watch these videos, I find myself voicing the answers to all the questions that Airier have during these...

Episode 26 will have you in tears.

Just something to brighten your night. Image what is going to happen on Terra when the Fabulous Custodes meet Sly Marbo.

You thought it was the Bugs Bunny routine, BUT IT WAS I, THE MERRY SUICIDE BOMBER ROUTINE!

If you're looking for a kitten head might I recommend an animal adoption center... oh, you mean Kitten the Custodean, not kitten the cute and fluffy animal.

your reactions are always a treat.

@AirerGames, Drill Intructor Barnes is a throwaway line from Half-Life Opposing Force (Which has a Mind Series I recommend for watching)

I always wondered if that Catachan Colonel was deliberately ment to sound like a clone trooper (Rex for ex.).

Hay I think you may have missed a joke about a cat and a certain tau commander in those Tim bits of information. Let us know when you see it.

FLESH IS WEAK! WEAK!

Adventure! Good to see this group is still adding onto this story of theirs.

If a daemon is banished by being “killed” then they can’t reappear in the real universe for a hundred years. If they go willingly then they can be summoned back anywhere, anytime

20:24 That guy at the end is called Clovis the Redeemer, he's from a comic centering around Necromunda. His tag line's are Scourge and Purge.

Look at this delicious cookie I found

Sly Marbo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The Fluid Recovery joke was that Corvax said he had to leave the box because of extreme pressure. the raven guard thought he meant he had to use the bathroom because his Fluid Recovery system had broken

Man, he's really teasing us by not getting to episode 26. This has to be deliberate.

Wild guess as to the ice planet nusquam fundamentalis from the Caiphas Cain series.

The small human is NOT a space marine without his armor. He is actually a bondsman. For anyone who doesn't know. Like all great army space marines also have an army of supporting humans who: cleans, repair and maintain their power armor.

Vulkan is the only one that can come back to life, all the other primarchs can die just can't be killed easily

the salamanders in TTS aren't insane they are just really friendly,happy, and excitable. Note to a degree where they may appear strange or weird to others.

When you think about it, the only faction that fights sensibly in this franchise are the Tau. Making them 40k's only equivalent of a straightman among an ensemble made up of the haughty, (Eldar) mad, (Chaos) amusingly destructive, (Orks) single minded, (Tyranids) and deluded, (Imperium). Who insist on doing and saying things in the most absurd fashion, while the Tau make aside glances at the camera.

Col. Straken joke is funny considering the madlad killed a Tyranid with his hands and also spit on another one mocking it as something smaller and less threatening than one in catachan

To sum this video up its both "I wanna boop the snoot" and "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

The last 'obviously' was the main character of The Redeemer comic, a hard core redemptionist lunatic

sly marbo IS the primarch of the catachan jungle fighters huehuehuehuehue comedy

Corvus name is the scientific name for the common raven

I love how what grossed you out in all the horrible things that exist in 40k, is the fluid recovery system. Hey it is also rumored that the rations of the Guardsmen are made from recycled corpses.

drill instructor Barnes is some non-sensical combination of Sargent Barnes from "platoon" and probably drill instructor Dan from "forest Gump"

I’m pretty sure the catachan fighter with the devils claw knife is supposed to be chuck norris

Chapter Serf: These are normal human servants of the space marine chapters who usually preform support tasks for the Space Marines.

You need to react to thse more often my guy

wouldn't it be hillarious if they are calling up all the specialist guard regiments and eventually have to visit Krieg and deal with THOSE guys...

There is no way in hell a primarch MCH inside of a smart car much less its truck

The "nine-timed damned" thing is because Magnus was a servant of Tzeentch, whose sacred number is 9. Each Chaos God as a numerical motif: Slaanesh is 6, Nurgle is 7, Khorne is 8, and Tzeentch, as stated before, is 9. Alas, the "counting up" trend goes away in Age of Sigmar, for the Great Horned Rat (the latest Chaos God) has 13 as his number.

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Ridiculously late but Magnus is "nine times damned traitor" for the nine loyalist primarchs who denounced the traitors

30:19 That face.

5:45 Yep, same thing in original Fallout games. In Fallout 2 a child asks about that thing, and if answered shouts out "You drink pee!"

ADVENTURE!

At 9:44, did you see what that text box in the upper left changed to?

Their is a Corvus model, but it’s only for 30k, not 40k.

Fun Fact Corvus Corax Bested Horus in combat.

I think vulkan gots fused with a little bit of ork gupe wile he was regenerating, me thinks

10:48 "DAEMONETTES ARE NOT GIRLFRIEND MATERIAL YOU DUMB IDIOTS THEY WILL EAT YOUR FACE" Hah, didn't notice that when I first saw this video myself XD

When my hero academia abridged by somethings witty entrainment reaction

The ones doing a Crocodile Dundee knife-skit ... is Rambo, Terminator .... and i do think it is none other but mr invincible - meme himself .... And i've forgotten his actual NAME ! ^_^

Not literal naps.

To be fair: I'd use Jungle Fighter models for Chaos Cultists for my Chaos army... only because I prefer Catachan models to the ACTUAL Cultist models.

14:43 That wasn't a guy.

Look up the fabulous pillar guardians. Do it.

For. The. EmperAAAAAAAAUGH!

The ferrous mannus translates to Iron Man

imagine if they put a Primarch on catachan

corvus is the rpg player that enter the character, vulkan is the one who is for the Lols...

No my dude the catachan women are swole as hell

I don't think its Vulkan's jaw cracking, when he goes Ork. I think it's his mind. I'm pretty sure the spiked power fists the Ravengard are wearing are referencing the talons of a Raven

This was a funny. But not at all weird episode special. They'll make it to Terra eventually. It will be pretty hilarious once they get there. Agree Airer.

Don't want to spread any panic BUT, the cookie Magnus is holding is around the size of a human torso. *YOU DON'T JUST FIND IT!*

Me wen the 1000 chaos space marine come to my way me:**chuckel** i am in danger **pull out a tactical A10 WARHOG auto canon AKA (the assassult canon)**

Oh, that's not a guy with a bra, that's a woman with a bikini top!

Wanted to point out that the person you thought was a space marine out of their armor was not a space marine, they're a chapter serf.

*BUT BOOP*

You thinking of Fulgrim?

9 times because 9 (10) primarchs betrayed the emperor.

Why is there not a single comment about that third Catachan guy with a knife? I really have no idea who that is and was hoping someone would provide the answer here.

VULKAN LIVES... AGAIN

Speaking of the Magnus cookie. Watch a special birthday message from Magnus the Red to EgoQueenAlexis on 40ktheories channel. I guarantee you will laugh

NO BOOPING THE SNOOT!!! 🐸

No, I’m serious. Remember Dominique. May he have all the sandpaper cigarettes he desires.

*BOOP*

The guy with the bra. The guy with the bra. Think about it for a minute.

Funny thing is that Corvus Corax is actually Latin. So you can't Latin either.

You are doing this on purpose now!!

That “guy with a bra” is not a guy lol.

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Now this is da good goblin slayin shitstorm i've been waitin for ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-9DF9NNWG_fs.html

Guy with a Bra, isnt a Guy. And Vulkan is OP smart, he has meant to have learned all the STCs to memory

Hey if you can could you please please please watch tabletop boys 40k by Alfabusa as A; it's hilarious and B: We get an e🅱ic face reveal

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