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@tanithfirst1303
@tanithfirst1303 9 месяцев назад
Remember comrades, Cadia broke before the guard !
@maltheri9833
@maltheri9833 9 месяцев назад
Youll all break eventually. Just like Cadia.
@refugeehugsforfree4151
@refugeehugsforfree4151 9 месяцев назад
@@maltheri9833 The Emperor Shall awaken and cleanse thee heretic.
@Andrew-xq7ni
@Andrew-xq7ni 9 месяцев назад
​@@maltheri9833some of cadia still stands and even had the old commanders daughter adventure on it 👀
@Andrew-xq7ni
@Andrew-xq7ni 9 месяцев назад
​@@refugeehugsforfree4151the emperor protects
@CidVeldoril
@CidVeldoril 9 месяцев назад
@@maltheri9833 As my Primarch would say... No.
@eliasravanetti9931
@eliasravanetti9931 9 месяцев назад
Brad Pit as a guardsmen in a warhammer 40000 movie.... ill watch
@T3koner
@T3koner 9 месяцев назад
Brad Pitt as knight commander pask in a leman russ.
@kingslayya6876
@kingslayya6876 9 месяцев назад
brad pitt is the thumbnail after his first deployment
@malthus986
@malthus986 9 месяцев назад
@@kingslayya6876 Likely the only thing left of him after his first deployment ;)
@T3koner
@T3koner 9 месяцев назад
"And that son was how I met your mother"
@gamingborger
@gamingborger 9 месяцев назад
i read a book called, i think, 19 hours. even if it was set in a ork war zone, it suggested the average lifespan of a guardsman was 19 hours
@harleymcnew2450
@harleymcnew2450 9 месяцев назад
15 hours! I think it was by Steve Parker? It was in the first guard omnibus too! One of my favorites. :)
@studentjohn
@studentjohn 9 месяцев назад
No insult to myself meant, but I wouldn't even get through the training to be a guardsman alive. The primer containing both genuinely useful advice, propaganda, and outright lies is a tactic used by real-life cults and extremist organisations in their material. It gives the victim enough 'good stuff' to hang a sincere and fairly justified belief on, while distorting their view of things enough to get them to behave as the cult needs. It hinges on the deeply human mistake of assuming that because page 113 is checkably true and that info has saved lives, pages 1 through 112 are also true in their entirety. That gives the primer a nice touch of realism, and shows how well researched the setting of 40K often is!
@thomastaylor6355
@thomastaylor6355 9 месяцев назад
It's like the Soviet Union in World War 2 in my eyes
@Oldmanflying
@Oldmanflying 9 месяцев назад
I believe 15 Hours was one of the best books about the Guard. 10/10
@heartrate0
@heartrate0 8 месяцев назад
straight up! i read that like 10 years ago lol great story about what being in the guard is like. 15 hours. great name
@SolInvictusLeatherWorks
@SolInvictusLeatherWorks 9 месяцев назад
I believe the guide book doesn’t mention chaos because the thing about chaos is the more people acknowledge it’s existence and talk about it, think about it, write and read about it, the more powerful it becomes.
@maltheri9833
@maltheri9833 9 месяцев назад
Curiosity is the path to chaos. Questions are the process. Understanding is the damnation. Ignorance is bliss brother. Perhaps we should get back to work and not worry about such things.
@joesummit9377
@joesummit9377 9 месяцев назад
Im sure it mentions chaos like the Bible mentions the devil
@venomstar6789
@venomstar6789 9 месяцев назад
the three wise monkeys huh to bad not knowing a meteor doesn't is about to hit doesn't protect you from getting hit
@KalashVodka175
@KalashVodka175 9 месяцев назад
Whilst the specifics of Chaos may not be known by the average Imperial Citizen, I think that "Ruinous Powers" is in fact a vague, widely known boogeyman enemy that the Imperium does propagandize about. So while your average citizen will not understand what Chaos and Daemons are, they will recognize chaotic insignias (like the pointed star) as marks of the "Ruinous Powers".
@giuseppenimis8057
@giuseppenimis8057 8 месяцев назад
The part "makes it clear that the Guardsmen are helpless against an armored vehicle" is useless when the commissar yells "Fix bayonets" at you as a Baneblade approaches
@corrupt1user
@corrupt1user 9 месяцев назад
The Imperial Guard is actually unlikely to die in battle, if only because the Imperium has 1m planets and the vast, vast majority aren't being invaded at any particular time. The problem is that the Imperium itself is constantly losing all their guardsmen to starvation, disease, "insubordination", *REDACTED BY THE INQUISITION*, and so forth. If the Imperium had, say, "forced agricultural duty" instead of the guard, half of their problems would disappear overnight.
@MrJacobkoh
@MrJacobkoh 8 месяцев назад
Logistics was a problem not cus the imperium was incompetent but the lack of stable warp travel. Generally, in a relatively peaceful world where a regiment is on guard duty/ furlough, and that world/subsector is not overburden with tens to hundreds of regiments, it would not be a problem for logistics and medical care. When its a contested sector, where the local logistics are already unable to support the PDF units raised to stem an invasion, add the reinforcements of guard regiments, the logistical strain would break. Even if it has been planned, the supplies have to come from somewhere in the imperium. Supply is not constant and steady when warp travel is used. Piracy also poses an additional strain on the logistical train, and in contested zones in a war, supply to the frontlines are going to be even more vulnerable, from raiding parties to convoy ambushes. Besides, the way the imperium strategy works in regards to planetary/sector defense, is that a world will handle its shit, if it gets bigger, the subsector will takeover, drawing manpower and supplies from the local subsector, then if that is too big, the main sector will takeover.
@JoshuanKnode
@JoshuanKnode 9 месяцев назад
*lasguns both legs off* well Emperor dammit look how clumsy I am, looks like I'll have to take up a nice desk job. . .
@Carl-wd5yt
@Carl-wd5yt 8 месяцев назад
Gets bionics grafted on by the mechanicus and shipped right out*
@Mechaphantom
@Mechaphantom 9 месяцев назад
“Sir where the the section on Necrons? Sir we fighting Nercons shouldn’t we know about them? Sir?”
@TheTmieBandit
@TheTmieBandit 9 месяцев назад
I used to think people just said the guard was the most badass as a WH40k meme, but the guard really is the most badass, space marines have nothing on a guardsman with stamped metal plates and a hand-me-down lasgun charging an ork waaaaaarg.
@tVt2000
@tVt2000 9 месяцев назад
The planet breaks before the guard, always
@KondorDCS
@KondorDCS 9 месяцев назад
At least in the IG they can say truthfully that diversity is their strenght.
@alexbrinzan9061
@alexbrinzan9061 9 месяцев назад
Short answer: No. Long answer: Maybe.
@MRMINKS-ks5sm
@MRMINKS-ks5sm 9 месяцев назад
"Only in death does duty end."
@MrBlackACT
@MrBlackACT 9 месяцев назад
Bono of U2: “Everytime I clap my hands, an Imperial Guardsman dies!” Voice from the crowd: ”Then stop fcking clapping then!”
@Noreb
@Noreb 7 месяцев назад
"you die in 15 minutes - sure! but what are those 15 minutes LIKE for you?!?"
@Erebusdidnothingwrongish
@Erebusdidnothingwrongish 9 месяцев назад
This is Quality.. Loved that.. Have a great weekend 💯❤️🤖
@MadLad_Poli33
@MadLad_Poli33 8 месяцев назад
For the emperor
@nickjohnson410
@nickjohnson410 9 месяцев назад
19:27 For some reason when you said that I had flashbacks to working food service.
@ImaginaryTerrie3
@ImaginaryTerrie3 9 месяцев назад
This chapter is about the orcs. Not to worry. Orcs are a timid, physically weak species that don't like personal conflict.
@mrbill8763
@mrbill8763 9 месяцев назад
“More sadistic than a 70 year old catholic priest?”
@Plopman43
@Plopman43 9 месяцев назад
Nuh uh
@Dirty_Thirty
@Dirty_Thirty 9 месяцев назад
The planet will break before we retreat.
@brianmccord8106
@brianmccord8106 9 месяцев назад
Heck Yeah! Astra Millitarum kicks butt!
@raven-edgewindwalker23
@raven-edgewindwalker23 9 месяцев назад
Man no wonder Miss Tallarn couldn't be shown in this show.
@darkseidofapokolips9796
@darkseidofapokolips9796 9 месяцев назад
That thumbnail is really mean… but accurate
@austinanderson9167
@austinanderson9167 9 месяцев назад
Remember guardsmen, porn rots your brain, don’t give into the temptations of chaos, seek salvation in self fulfillment
@refugeehugsforfree4151
@refugeehugsforfree4151 9 месяцев назад
So, the Imperium actually cares about the Fodder. Nice.
@kevinkocher9347
@kevinkocher9347 9 месяцев назад
The uplifting primer you mean toilet paper
@OneMindSyndicate
@OneMindSyndicate 9 месяцев назад
Haha
@revanati222
@revanati222 8 месяцев назад
"This is your Imperial Guard primer booklet. It contains absolutely everything you will need to know to survive in the warfare you are about to face. As most of you are from feral or hive worlds and are completely illiterate, the book is also very useful as toilet paper or a source of kindling to start campfires..."
@flamingtp4947
@flamingtp4947 9 месяцев назад
30:55 Noooooooo oooonnnneeee WARPS like Gaston!
@rougenarwhal8378
@rougenarwhal8378 9 месяцев назад
Brothers avoid that catachan shell feed you to a brain leaf for the funnies
@thegametroll6264
@thegametroll6264 9 месяцев назад
Life of an ogryn in an imperial guard regiment I LOVE ME RIPPA! I LOVE ME STUBBA! I LOVE KILLIN' SPIKEYS! I LOVE ME EMPRAH!
@user-dz5ne5vx7l
@user-dz5ne5vx7l 8 месяцев назад
They really should remake that field guide
@Youhaveaname
@Youhaveaname 9 месяцев назад
I have an uplifting primer! I should read that again.
@alexamg6675
@alexamg6675 9 месяцев назад
What I love about this world no matter your skin colour we are all united to defend the empire of man also the diversity of uniform depending on culture or world is wicked
@jeanhyppolite1101
@jeanhyppolite1101 9 месяцев назад
Love the long form lore content guys. You are a way better channel than the big tooth d-bag major kill.
@franzputsch254
@franzputsch254 8 месяцев назад
Nice to see the face of OMS❤
@pauld1176
@pauld1176 9 месяцев назад
combat medics had an average life expectancy of 7.8 seconds when I was in... numbers don't speak to the spirit of an Indvidual.
@jonbauml225
@jonbauml225 9 месяцев назад
Nice to hear the community is growing
@ndld4955
@ndld4955 9 месяцев назад
Yes of course I would 😏.. for at least 20 seconds 😂
@toonstyle1
@toonstyle1 8 месяцев назад
with rouge trader i think id be a solid space rambo for maybe 1 to 10 missions, then id become a nobody, a legend or still counting xD
@beanieb0b
@beanieb0b 2 месяца назад
1:14 BRO WHERE TF DID THAT COME FROM-
@sardonicspartan9343
@sardonicspartan9343 9 месяцев назад
So there are no blue haired people in the gaurd. 😂
@MrChowbaby69
@MrChowbaby69 9 месяцев назад
Yeah. There are also blue skinned people. Charcoal black skinned people with red eyes. You name it their is a guard unit.
@user-jh5dq9vc1v
@user-jh5dq9vc1v 9 месяцев назад
Twitter-people are entirely in forces of Slaanesh
@JackFrost008
@JackFrost008 9 месяцев назад
hope not. nobody has time for cultists.
@Mantelar
@Mantelar 9 месяцев назад
This sounds like the Marine Corps
@GoryWory
@GoryWory 9 месяцев назад
I love your thumbnail images!
@seanzibonanzi64
@seanzibonanzi64 8 месяцев назад
Someone's excited for their new life as a servitor
@user-fk6qu6xf2q
@user-fk6qu6xf2q 9 месяцев назад
Trick question you can't survive the imperial guard
@nonkama-uj5cy
@nonkama-uj5cy 9 месяцев назад
Dodge.
@sheikmuhammad3894
@sheikmuhammad3894 9 месяцев назад
//Dives for cover// ///Accidentally frags the commissar///
@CidVeldoril
@CidVeldoril 9 месяцев назад
Depends on how you define it. Can you survive life? No. Can you survive long enough to die of old age? Yes. Can you survive in the Guard for long enough that you die of old age? Ask Ciaphas Cain (Hero of the Imperium!).
@southstream6714
@southstream6714 9 месяцев назад
This video gained you my sub 😁 great video
@Mike-Wolfe
@Mike-Wolfe 9 месяцев назад
Well done, really good, and I totally enjoy this ( wonder what it would be like) content.
@stevesteverson7909
@stevesteverson7909 9 месяцев назад
man forgot that the pdf is normally the first defense
@blooperman1997
@blooperman1997 9 месяцев назад
Unrelated to the video but... Did you really have to use an image of a real disfigured vet in the thumbnail?
@HvbFf
@HvbFf 2 месяца назад
Stop 😢,
@user-jh5dq9vc1v
@user-jh5dq9vc1v 9 месяцев назад
The luckiest soldiers dies first ⚰🚬🗿
@walterTbaggins
@walterTbaggins 9 месяцев назад
The Departmento Munitorum Sometimes known as the Departmento Munitorium And SOMETIMES known as... departohmentoh muny torum
@thedudeofthenorth
@thedudeofthenorth 8 месяцев назад
I could survive...dont know for how long though?
@mitchelljohnson559
@mitchelljohnson559 9 месяцев назад
It seems like the commander is with courage in the imperial guards. Its a fact that when terrain is different then how to fight there 11:20 is different also. Its good to take cover, also run out from it, or else the enemy can catch the soldier in the open. Being rough and having gone through stuff 17:00 as a veteran guardsman, just means that they are special too. Just being there was enough to remind themselves that they are alive.
@josephjanisch5396
@josephjanisch5396 9 месяцев назад
Survive? Maybe for 15 minutes.
@ThrowingClips
@ThrowingClips 7 месяцев назад
This guys voice is tough. A severe lack of testosterone is a hard thing to live with. Sorry king 💪
@pauldockins9635
@pauldockins9635 9 месяцев назад
Well said
@Vandelberger
@Vandelberger 9 месяцев назад
But do they get Chili Mac and cheese MREs?
@user-jh5dq9vc1v
@user-jh5dq9vc1v 9 месяцев назад
No, most likely they don't. Everything in this universe is about misery and suffering, how do you fit chili mac'n'cheese into this? Only with promise of eventual severe obesity I guess, but you can't serve the Emperor in such body state.
@punkskabassist87
@punkskabassist87 5 месяцев назад
Love it! However, primer has two pronunciations - "pry-mer" is what you paint with, whereas "primmer" is an introductory textbook.
@liamereiam
@liamereiam 9 месяцев назад
Now I want the "The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer" and can I find it..... no!
@tVt2000
@tVt2000 9 месяцев назад
Couple thousand on Amazon
@cathiradford8208
@cathiradford8208 9 месяцев назад
nice
@bigearl3867
@bigearl3867 9 месяцев назад
And yet some do make it to retirement.
@Ghastly_Grinner
@Ghastly_Grinner 9 месяцев назад
The meme of the guard being both incompintant and made of tissue paper is really fucked out the guard has quadrillions of men in it they do 99% of the winning of wars for the Imperium. That being said with the size of them it would stand that entire imperial armies would likely be raised and disband with seeing almost 0 action. In a personal note I always thought it would be kinda funny to read the journal of a Krieger sent to a paradise world where he was to deal with the fact he cannot martyr himself for the emperor
@thebigone6071
@thebigone6071 9 месяцев назад
Question: do Imperial Guardsmen like to clap each other’s cheeks as a way of boosting morale?
@Andrew-xq7ni
@Andrew-xq7ni 9 месяцев назад
Never ...at least not when the commissar is near he hates morale booty. I mean morale boosting 👀
@CidVeldoril
@CidVeldoril 9 месяцев назад
@@Andrew-xq7ni Unless the commissar is Ciaphas Cain (Hero of the Imperium!). He loves both morale and booty. Inquisitorial booty.
@dannydanny865
@dannydanny865 9 месяцев назад
Aren’t there female guardsmen?
@thomastaylor6355
@thomastaylor6355 9 месяцев назад
In other words, why would anyone want to be part of that type of army
@kombatwombat6579
@kombatwombat6579 9 месяцев назад
Is that thumbnail making use at least partially of a real picture of an injured veteran?
@BennyOrgi
@BennyOrgi 9 месяцев назад
well i would survive 15min as a Guardsman apperently, if im lucky maybe a little bit longer.
@pillepolle3122
@pillepolle3122 8 месяцев назад
Lol you wouldn't even last 5 minutes
@jeanhyppolite1101
@jeanhyppolite1101 9 месяцев назад
God the 40k era is soooo bleak…. Thank the throne I wasn’t born in that time.
@kirkmitchell4776
@kirkmitchell4776 9 месяцев назад
Wheres gershwaaan?
@michaelhband
@michaelhband 9 месяцев назад
👍👍👍❤❤❤
@Kingedwardiii2003
@Kingedwardiii2003 9 месяцев назад
1:19 bruh this is haram
@shadowfox3392
@shadowfox3392 9 месяцев назад
1:14 all 3 women are hot, but if I have to pick one it will be Miss May 1:17 to have children with and train them to become great men and women to fight for the Emperor.
@rustyshackleford6533
@rustyshackleford6533 9 месяцев назад
thats the neat part you dont
@nitogame
@nitogame 9 месяцев назад
This thumbnail is very disrespectful.
@nonkama-uj5cy
@nonkama-uj5cy 9 месяцев назад
Rah
@Bloodworia
@Bloodworia 9 месяцев назад
The thumbnail is really tasteless
@Nobody11944
@Nobody11944 9 месяцев назад
Look dude, I know that 40k is gruesome and all. AND it does have a lot of lore and on a grander scale of mass death and grimdarkness. However, Its still tasteless to use soldiers who suffered real horrific injuries during a war that actually happened for real and then you edited them to have the imperium eagle. Your making light of a real horrific and seneless war that took the lives of millions. 40k is fictional tabletop game, ww1 is real war. Be more sensible. So please change the thumbnail, or get rid of it altogether. Be more respectful for the dead veterans. Their all gone now. So respect their memories.
@Unholy_Holywarrior
@Unholy_Holywarrior 9 месяцев назад
im a real life veteran, and i say you need to harden up. vets dont give a shit
@MajorSvenGaming
@MajorSvenGaming 8 месяцев назад
I agree... In unbelievably poor taste..
@MrJacobkoh
@MrJacobkoh 8 месяцев назад
Same, was wondering why the thumbnail was recognisable. As much as you want to show the brutality and horrors of the 40k universe, It's tasteless to use pictures from our history. Even if in lore, every single type of units exist in the 40k universe, and a ww1 french style unit can exist in lore, that is what it is a fantasy lore. There are many pictures, art that could be used but this is not it. Especially, after the war, the veterans who were disfigured and broken lived hard and terrible lives.
@jack11643
@jack11643 9 месяцев назад
Roman Catholic Church psy ops
@musicaplayer8947
@musicaplayer8947 9 месяцев назад
First
@AvatarOfKhaine972
@AvatarOfKhaine972 8 месяцев назад
Someone should remake these videos without the annoying voice
@BitcoinMoonShot
@BitcoinMoonShot 9 месяцев назад
No More Jew Wars! Let the Dual citizen jews fight their own wars! That's the current military modo!
@Nobody11944
@Nobody11944 9 месяцев назад
Jew? What? what the hell are you saying? What do they have to do with anything.
@BitcoinMoonShot
@BitcoinMoonShot 9 месяцев назад
@@Nobody11944 Because I want to spread the message everywhere. Seeing a Tyrannical fantasy Army just reminded me of the current blood thirsty jews committing genocide. Just like the Imperial Guard.
@Unholy_Holywarrior
@Unholy_Holywarrior 9 месяцев назад
my only regret is having but one like to give...
@Itsfiftyshadesofray
@Itsfiftyshadesofray 9 месяцев назад
Bro stop speaking like every sentence is like an intro to an early 2000s movie
@jamesgastovski3184
@jamesgastovski3184 9 месяцев назад
keep ur face out of video pls
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