Top 5 Guardsmen Regiments | Warhammer 40k Lore 

My dude, mate, fella! You forgot to mention Valhallan Ice Warriors! Never retreat, refuse to surrender, stoic and grim guardsmen! How could you!?

Maccabian Janissaries: Are we a joke to you?

like chaos i am relentless, please do abhumans, lost and the damned

also good one, spamming guardsman requests every 5 minutes, i like it

Could you do a video for Hilarious Ork Moments. Like the top 5 times Orks just did something wacky in lore.

"Are you shitting me? Death is the very thing I crave since birth!"

"Honour to the first man who dies" - A random death korps commisar

They are in front of us, behind, to our left and our right. Good, they can't get away from us now!

I wanna buy Krieg just so I can make imperial “Sturmtruppen”

“Sir we’re surrounded!” “Those fools!”

Don’t forget the ever-trusty -combat sword- Entrenching tool

Guardsmen balls are so big it make Dark eldar blush when they see them.

Ah yes balls so big they need commisars to keep them from running away constantly

Pretty sure laspistols aren't actually standard issue for kost guardsman.

One vital thing is missing... The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer.

Another man of culture I see

Huzzah a Man of quality. Corvus Corax in Catachan right?

@@marseldagistani2251 no Rogal Dorn on krieg

@@marseldagistani2251 Yes

Smol pew bois

Krieg: the 20 regiment wish to be immediately wish to be deployed at the most hostile war zones please. Departmento Munitorum: (the sound of his boner piecing is desk)

Sir is there anywhere specifically you wish to send the 50 Regiments? Departmento Munitorum: How are you Getting so many people. *A couple months ago* Mars: Heres a thing so you can make clone troopers

"Wait no" that's not very Munitorum of you

Marcus Krieg: Munitorum we got another 100 regiment ready to go. Munitorum: 100? You gave use 50 last week. Are you rabbits?

That's my boys

sad shovel

Something like that actually happens in the Blades of Damocles book.

Shovel go bonk bonk

Good work soldier

Crap that’s a lot of dead do you need some medics Oh your kriegers never mind

Catachans for some reason are very prone to losing comissars to ork snipers

Kreig is the only regiments where commissars have to tell the guardsman to slow their roll.

Mordian also

Commissar: *Dead* Death korps: *Grab your Shovel bois! Were going CHARGING*

To be honest after reading some Warhammer 40k novels, i can say most guardsmen hate their commissars more than the aliens they fight and at times will find ways to kill them.

"You've got an Astartes in me" (In Woody's voice)

Do you want a deamonculaba? Because that's how you get a deamonculaba!

*likes angrily*

thanks for giving so many people PTSD

We don't need you giving any Keepers of Secrets ideas.

Hell yea BOY

Yes this is how every Elite Special Forces of any Country is made

Hang on this is not normal for your planets to have suicidal soldiers

@@commissarrichardson2715 i mean how are they going to capture all of the enimyes buildings,trenches etc.

So Krieg is a US High School?!

I know, I love the guards from feudal planets, but never got much from them

Valhallan ice warriors ftw

I like Krieg because well there’s so many Prussia and German Kaiserreich jokes I can make

I Love talarn and I really hope GW gives them a come back

if gw ever makes the salvar chem dogs, i will finally start an imperium army.

They are the shield and the person holding the spear and the shield.

Space Marines are the sword the hero wields. but the Guardsman are the spears and shields of the forgotten soldiers beside him.

WE ARE THE HAMMERRRRRRR!!!!!

Tallarn was basically the Hours Heresy version of the Battle of Kursk, only this time on an entire planet, and on a way larger scale, and in a giant desert.

This needs a video from Baldermort. His story at the beginning about bunker warfare against chaos space marines and then his voice talking about a massive tank battle. Yes please

Wait are they an armored regiment, or a raid regiment. I most commonly see them depicted as desert covert ops raiders.

@@zerochaotics1135 i most commonly see them as advanced arabs.

72 ventura it was well after ww2( but yea)

aggred Rogal Dorn aggred

The guard are made up of formations of men and women in service of the emperor. They are not a wall of meat.

Yes

@@aceofspadesguy4913 You're right, they are also a wall of guns.

Instanly got a terraria flasback

Where's the Harakoni!!!

@@vondantalingting I thought the Valhallans were an analogy for the Red Army?

@@frenchsoldier8485Well Valhalla is a Norse thing. I personally think the Vostroyans are more Russian.

@@frenchsoldier8485 they looked Finnish, fought like Finnish but we're Deployed like Soviets. Anyway change that to le_alien, he made the comment not me. I just replied.

What about the colourful Mordian iron guard? Not sure what there based off though.

It's equally likely that the *wildlife* on Catachan killed/ate the Chaos invaders, and that the Chaos forces closed the rifts to avoid being overrun by said flora/fauna.

@@theohmgnome catachans only killed what was left of the daemons lmao, imagine a planet where it's so fucked up that not even chaos survives, amazing

@@theohmgnome or they went through and "Hold on, hold on....is this Catachan?......back, back NOW! Close the damn rift, close it!

I read somewhere that on Catachan lives some part of Tyrannyd hivefleet, who lost their contact with hivemind and gone wild. And they're not even the apex predator of the planets food chain

@@argeltal_thewordbearer im not surprised, hell if someone said to me that the planet itself is sentient and wanted to eat any living being on it i still wont be surprised

"That's not a Knife .... This is a Knife"

DKoK is so badass that they have semi auto lasguns Cadians have fully auto

Now I will kitbash that THANK YOU

I think they call those Dozer Blades ;)

I won't lie I thought the same thing I even pictured it like a small knife taped to the bottom of the barrel of the tanks cannon lol

Haha flashlight

Haha laser-pointer go point point

Acording to some lore lasguns are at least as powerful as modern day military assault rifles, so they aren't exactly weak. Plus, no recoil.

@@user-unos111 More actually. When you fire a lasgun you are esentially firing a recoiless, fully automatic 50 BMG rifle, firing armor penetrating explosive rounds.

@@user-unos111 it's significantly more powerful. The issue is most enemies have tons of armor

Reminds me of a certain referee

Except judge dread already exist in 40k they're called the adeptus arbites

Cadia Stands, Mordia Obeys, Krieg Sacrifices.

Enjoy sex? XD :edit: Oh crap - forgot about the Furries. I retract the statement.

@@michaelwilson5114 What is wrong with you?

They were how I got started. Still one of my favorite parts of the 40k universe.

Those are shovels not bayonets!

Bayonet go on shouvels

Put a bayonet on your shovel, have the best of both worlds.

Not just bayonets, Cavalry!

High moral and friendly disposition in the grimdarkness of 40k. I can see it.

Yeah, the last time they added a less grimdark faction didn't end quite well.

In ww1 we Canadian, didn't take prisoners. We were know for being trenches cleaner. The're is video explainig that on YT

And kill the eounded ect, give a look the " canadian change ehen they ear the word war" We were the death krops of kriegs in ww1

@@raphaelroy4543 nearly caused ww1 to become a worse bloodbath than it already was. When word got out canadians didn't take prisoners, their opponents didn't either and then word got out their opponents didn't take prisoners...

Do you want to live forever?!

@@carlbrittain1993 no ,not one second more than i have to

The space marines are the sword of the imperium. The guard is the hammer of the imperium. There is no shield. The imperium fights with a sword in one hand and a hammer in the other. Imperium’s master strategy: If it can’t be cut, it can be smashed.

1. Gurkhas

Guards suck. 1, Rifles 2, Scots 3, Royal Irish 4, PWRR 5, Vikings

@@mitchellbrough1615 Gurkhas aren't guards lmao

@@scoe5908well pretty sure if you look you'll be able to find a regiment of gurkhas that are referred to as guards😉

@@scoe5908 Any British army regiment that has served at Buckingham Palace or Windsor Castle as an honour guard qualifies as a Guards regiment. So guess what the Gurkhas are??

*D A K K A*

*Gets an assult cannon*

@@frenchsoldier8485 (gets 500 assault cannons with unlimited ammo) WE NEED MORE DAKA NOW!

There's never enough Dakka for an ork

Aren't felinids more like furries then nekos?

The codex astartes does not support this, brother. (This is a joke)

*Exterminatus*

Its to late! Major has discus them in one of his videos.

@Keith Marshall yeeesssss

Probably a two week long bender.

Wasn’t that Baldemort?

Sometimes a very RARE amount of times. Great enemies must work together for a greater purpose... This is one of those times

This here is a act of heresy

Or those people know that the numbers are being blatantly lied about and manipulated just like a certain tribe did with their death numbers in ww2 and have seen it happen with people they actually know such as my friends dad who died last week of a heart attack he had in front of his daughter then with no autopsy he was marked as a covid death or my aunties 2 friends who went for testing but was taking so long they left without being tested then got told they had covid, or a girl I know who swabbed a peach for a laugh which guess what tested positive but sure feel free to live in fear from a bulshit flu that is being completely lied about and used as a power grab.

@@murderousmayhem6362 Testing stats may be BS but it is out there. I've known 2 people who were perfectly fine and healthy then caught covid. Both are dead now. One was 42 the other 37. Both had the flu numerous times in their lives but were never hospitalized or put on a respirator because of it. Just because no one you know has been affected doesn't mean it doesn't exist or it's just a bad case of the flu.

Sorry, Tanith Boiz n Girls too. Got plenty of girls in Gaunt's regiment too.

A siege of Kreig would be over too fast. With the rate they churn out armies and material to support fronts across the entire galaxy, AAAAND how much the Imperium loves Krieg troops the chaos force would be smashed. Although it could be an epic novel about how wave after wave of Death Korp soldiers march forward, almost like Necrons with rifles leveled at the foe. As the waves fall the ones behind simply march over the corpses of the fallen in a display of determination badassness that Khornate berserkers would pause to admire it. Right before the Guardsmen, being led by the Death Korp Grenadiers, reach the front line of chaos, the chaos followers hear a different kind of thunder than that of inexorably marching boots grinding their fallen comrades into the blood soaked mud. Out from the flanks riding in front the Death Riders charge into the line, decimating cultists with their hunting lances before drawing their swords and laspistols. As the Death Riders start to get cut down by chaos bolter Fire from enemy astartes the front lines of Krieg arrive. One by one chaos marines slowly fall to the disciplined hellgun fire of the grenadiers. Khornate berserkers rush the enemy screaming bloody murder in the name of Khorne. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE, AND DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR! As they charge they quickly find themselves drowning in an ocean of Krieg blood, so deep it makes Khorne himself stop and giggle with glee. But no matter how many guardsmen fall, more advance, never ending tides of Krieg guardsmen and Grenadiers continue to pour over chaos, destroying all in their path. As the Berserkers start to fall they see the Golden light of the Emperor shining from over the horizon where still more guardsmen are marching forward. Suddenly, Battlefleet Bakka arrives from the Immateriam, bringing the Emperors Wrath to the Heretics. In a matter of hours the chaos fleet is smashed and vox communication is established with Krieg. Much to the Battlefleets surprise Krieg is winning, currently engaged in mopping up the last of the traitor forces. Within several days Krieg is free from the taint of chaos once more and the regiments who’s heroic defense saved their world request to be sent off to die for the Emperor. Never to return to the planet they saved, their debt to the Emperor, still unfulfilled. P.S Sorry for the long story lol, I was writing my initial comment and then I started thinking about specifics and I couldn’t help myself. Hope you enjoyed if you read this, and as always. The Emperor, protects.

@@Mornathel THAT. IS JUST TOO. FUCKING. AWESOME.

Julian Gardisky Glad you enjoyed

So when are writing the book

HardCaseLJ 111 lol is that a serious question?

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@@javierruizferrandis9076 *Guns down the Ork*

One of the other unremembered planets in the Cadian System ;)😂

Poxwalkers.