Improving bad jokes with Google Translate 

“Why criminals young? Because it is easy to understand.” *...damn...*

"Why eat for an hour?" "Because a lot of time." Google Translate has a point

"What is the easiest way to protect a child?" " *_T O A S T_* "

"Eat spiders before going out." *News: Spider population drops to 0.*

How to take care of chldren? *A L C O H O L* My dad must've watched this video some years ago...

“YOU LIKE SALT AND SALT DONT YOU” *hits with baseball bat*

When someone is salty all you gotta say is: -You like salt and salt, don't you? HIT.

"It was hard to think he was still *W E T* " man i love translate Tuesdays

_Leave the spider before you leave. He did not accept it_ *_spider dance starts_*

When it went to “what is the difference between a piano and a fish” I literally went “I know, a piano has *k e y s* ”

"Why wrong? Long time." *w h e e e z e*

How should I take care of my child? *ENJOY ALCOHOL* Sounds like my childhood.

How should I take care of my child? Answer: *_Enjoy alcohol._*

"You can make a piano, but you can't hold it." *No, no, she's got a point.*

Google Translate gives the best parenting tips.

"He's not listening" *Me clapping along to Spider Dance*

*"YOU LIKE SALT AND SALT, DON'T YOU?"* **B O N K**

the fact it just pulled the word " dumbass " out of nowhere and added nearly no context to it is just golden.

when google translate said “What is the best way to protect your children easily? *Wine: Enjoy!“* *i felt that.* ✊😔

I tried SO hard not to laugh at these cheap jokes...but when the fish DID it on the piano is when I couldn't hold it anymore

The dislikes are from the children whose parents didn't take care of them by using alcohol.

2:58 you can't stop a piano *DON'T STOP ME NOW INTENSIFIES*

Translate: "What is a fish piano? *He seems to be doing it on the piano,* " Me: "That's what she said"

"What is the easiest way to protect a child? *TOAST* " That'd be me

this is live footage of comedy being created yes

"bad jokes ahead" Me: *laughs at the first joke* I'm a giggly bastard

Parenting Advice, With Google translate *Protect the child by aggressively putting toast around them, and surround the base in various wines and liquors from walmart*

"Why should you never eat a clock? Because it's too time consuming" Ok,... the best so far

"Whats is the best way to protect your children Easily? Wine: Enjoy!" *wait, that's Iilegal*

"What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing. T h e y f a s t" I LAUGHED SO HARD

I’m intrigued and confused just by the thumbnail

1:28 IT WAS EASY TO UNDERSTAND THAT HE WAS YOUNG

"What is the easiest way to protect a child? *Toast* " Now that's comedy goals

Jokes in their final forms; 1. What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut of it's tail - it'll be delighted! ---> J! How to take care of children 2. Why are colds bad criminals? Because they're easy to catch. ---> It was hard to think he was still wet 3. Why should you never eat a clock? Because it's too time consuming. ---> O oe dumbass? 4. What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing. They fast. ---> Notify customers before the diamond 5. What do you call a factory that sells generally decent goods? A satisfactory. ---> Paradise and salt 6. What's the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish. ---> Did Lucy do this?

Translate tuesdays are the best kind of days.

3:05 holy shit I’m dying 😝

Finally I think about this every Tuesday this is the most likes I’ve ever got anywhere thank you guys

"You like salt and salt, don't you? Hit." The vibe check meme that died like 10 months ago explained in 2 sentences.

"What is the easiest way to protect a child?" "T O A S T:"

Please do 100 more of these, I laughed like never before in my whole life. Thank you.

This is amazing, you should do more of these. _he seems to be doing it on the piano_

Everyone: *Watching the video* Me: *Vibing to the music after **2:08* Yeah I know I’m late, that’s the joy of rewatching videos *Nobody sees your opinion*

"In the future, entertainment will be randomly generated"

"you can make a piano but you cannot stop it" *sm64 flashbacks*

Parent cooking: You like salt and pepper, right? Kid: *_freckle_*

1:48 Fadá (fau-da) is actually Irish for long so the translation must of went through Irish then English and said “FADA”

Google Translate: starts talking about spiders *Muffet has entered the chat*

Fish Piano is the name of an etude my teacher gave me

Im saving the original ones for when Im a dad.

2:08 **Spider Dance plays** Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

*HE SEEMS TO BE DOING IT ON THE PIANO* I almost choke my ramen out.

3:12 Yes, Al.

"What's the best way to have fun with your son? Cut off the tail." Is that the CBT for furries?

1:03 fun fact : j is THE ALMIGHTY TYPEK

"Another piano?" "Yes, Al." I didn't know Peg loved pianos so much.

Al getting a paino for his birthday for the 3rd time in a row: another piano? The aunt that gave him the piano: yes Al

i didnt know my son had a tail.... wait..... *I HAVE A SON???*

How to protect your children: A L C O H O L I S M!

"How should I take care of my child? Enjoy alcohol." My parents: The prophecy is true

yall talking bout google give parenting tips WHILE ME STILL LAUGHING BECAUSE OF THE TRANSITION😂😂😂😂😂😂

When this dude between the parts comes in *I can feel that*

I've always loved this channel and I don't think I'll ever stop doing so

I am dead allready with the first joke.....

‘What is the easiest way to protect a child?’ ‘F A D A’

Remember guys Alchohol is good to look after kids

What normal people see: How should I take care of my child? Vaccinate them What Karens see: 0:57

“In the future humor will be randomly generated”

I was rolling at the salt and salt part. I have seriously not laughed that hard in a long time. I think it was the bonk.

Me, trying to start a conversation with my crush like: 2:32

2:16 Google Translate: Leave the announcer before leaving the house. *HE’S NOT LISTENING* Me: Yeah, she’s quite right about that speaker box thing.

Clicked in a heartbeat.

This is literally how 90s humour evolve into modern day humour.

Pls more! This is auch a nice series 👌🏻

"Another piano?" "Yes Al" That's some classic couple stuff going on

1:34 that was good ngl

To do list: Eat breakfast Alcohol Go to work Alcohol Eat lunch Alcohol Sleep Alcohol

Why don’t you eat a clock because it’s very time consuming. Especially when I went back for seconds

0:45 I'm having flashbacks to the 2015 Purple Guy called Vincent-

"What is the easiest way to protect a child? *_TOAST_* "

2:15 - Muffet? o.o (UnderTale)

spider joke: exists Spider Dance: h e l o

*Y O U L I K E S A L T A N D S A L T , D O N ' T Y O U ?* **HIT** (2:32)

Thanks Google Translate, you sure make jokes more funny!

Your editing makes everything better

In the future comedy will be randomly generated -w e e d e a t e r

Whats the difference between a piano and a fish? My brain: _the tomato is a fat fish_

2:57 *we are the Piano and we have come for your world. resistance is futile. worry not, those who bend the knee will be spared.*

me when tutoring 4th graders in English class "IT IS EASY TO UNDERSTAND THAT HE WAS YOUNG!".

2:00 D K DONKEY KONG

I laughed WAAAY harder at "Why wrong? Long time" than I should have.

3:16 "Did Lucy do this?" I don't know, go ask Schroeder.

"In the future, comedy will be randomly generated" -- Religous pickle

I laughed way harder than I should’ve at this. I guess I shouldn’t be complaining.

“What is the easiest way to protect a child? TOAST:” im getting huge infinite welfare suicidal mortar flashbacks from this

0:23 I love completely destroying sentences using google translate by doing THAT!!! (Perfect way to shorten or paraphrase a sentence) I like to record every result on notepad and see how it evolves over time! And it gets really hilarious FAST!

"Why should you never eat a clock? Because it's too time consuming." → "Why wrong? Long time" 🤣🤣🤣

0:52 i was installing that to my new ubuntu installation

What is a piano and a fish? You can make a piano, but you can not stop it. Piano: I am inevitable.

Ah yes, Google Translate should write their own parenting book. Like the comment to start a petition.

2:56 “You can make a piano, but you cant hold it.” Honestly, so true though