Making nonsense literature EVEN MORE NONSENSICAL with Google Translate 

"ah commander, you have style." *then the stranger killed the old woman*

He is a hero The same goes for cheese English teachers: *He is speaking the language of gods*

Deep inside, we all feel that terribly old depression

I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees. *He is a hero,* *The same goes for cheese.*

“Who takes a donkey in cream mode?”

"Making nonsense literature make sense with Google Translator" Here fixed your title

the native americans when the portuguese came to colonize: "Portugal, N O"

I like how all of the gong translations end with an old woman being killed

General Grievous: "General Kenobi, you are a bold one" Google Translate, an intellectual: "Ah, commander. You have style."

"She is a princess *The same goes for pens.* Ì̵̧͔͚͙̖̖̋̓̑̃͝ Christmas is Christmas..." - Google Translate, 2020

Everyone in the village: "lol you shouldn't be so scared of your own donkey" The old man from Madras: "Ok, but ear length Scary"

''Cream mode?'' Even Google Translate was confused at that one.

Imma go to the petting zoo now and search for the "cream mode"-button on the donkeys

Oh my gosh, I remember when I was doing google translate on an entirely different poem I got something about “yeah Al, that sounds pretty crap to me” as well! That’s very strange.

2:29 “He was comfortably old.” “Who can add *B R E A S T M I L K?* “

"Stop, it's really hard;" is probably the prequel to "come in the shower"

Different donkey modes: Easy mode Mediocre mode Hard mode *CREAM MODE*

"Another piano? Yes al" "Yeah Al that sounds pretty crap to me, Looks like BT" Google Translate: Return of Al

"stop it's really hard" "i love you i love you" im out-

He is a hero. And so is cheese Dear fellow humans, we must praise our lord and savior, C H E E S E

I love how it’s not even translate Tuesday’s anymore, it’s more just “translate day once a week”

"ah commander, you have style." then the stranger killed the old woman. THAT GOT ME SO GOOD

“Ah, commander.” “ *you have style.* “

"yeah that AI sounds preety bad to me " me has ZXMandy flashbacks

"who takes a donkey in cream mode?" reminiscent of "you're playing on peaceful?"

Me: "he rode a donkey in the form called cream" Someone: "Who rides a donkey in the from of cream?"

I want to meet aliens just so that we can add their language to google translate and get ultimate comedy

To everyone who reads this: Ah, commander, you have style!

He was comfortably old. *W h o c a n a d d b r e a s t m i l k ?* The ear magic An elderly man died of a sailor.

2:06 was _fully_ in rhythm!

She is a princess The same goes for pens. *I* Christmas is Christmas I have a few songs in my mouth *Eminem has been real quiet once this dropped.*

“Who takes the donkey in cream mode?” You say? *Well, I for one take a donkey in cream mode.*

“We have our own identity” The guest killed the old woman Basically, this is how the public and media treat people that think differently in a nutshell

Everybody gansta till the cheese is a hero

I love how when translating even more the translation turns into a player chatbox

Alternative title: *Old man doesn't stop dying and a woman can't leave Portugal on Google translate

Let's analyze what happened at 3:16 because I know both languages so why not All pronouns in Georgian are gender neutral. Google translate understood the first line was about a girl from the context, but defaulted to he/him for the rest The interesting thing is what happened to ფასების დიაპაზონი, which means price range lmao შეფასება means assessment so yeah that's what happened not that interesting The only other thing that's wrong is "however" in the last line. ამასთან is a fancy way of saying also, not however I have no idea why I wrote this, it's 1am my brain does whatever it wants and I'm too tired to fight the random impulses

He is a hero. THE SAME GOES FOR CHEESE wot

“He is a hero,same goes for trees” Great words to go by

Me: Merry Christmas My friend who started his Spanish classes few minutes ago: Now say "Feliz Navidad!" Me: 1:37

Coronavirus: Appears Americans: RELEASE THE DEAD

He was a hero. *The same goes for cheese.* Swiss people: *happiness noises*

Nobody: Google Translate: WhO tAKeS A doNKeY iN CrEAm mOdE?

"she is a princess,same goes for pens" seems a good pick up line for female writers.

4:10 *_THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID._*

Can google trans be my friend? Its like me, cant speak, very werid

"Release the dead" God, December 31, 2020

why is there a dislike? it hasn't even been out long enough to finish the video?

I Did A Task Of Running The Text Given Here 0:20 Into Every Google Translate Language, And I Got This As A Result : My mother was wearing a white dress. Daily routine Get up and cut But love your parents The old clock is ringing. If You Like It Then ❤

I think you could totally team up with Translator Fails and help Malinda with her translations, just by looking at the theme of this video.

Me to my friend: "You are terribly old depression." My friend: "Bruh why?" Me: "Oh... The law"

3:36 I learned something new: *DON'T TRUST BT (BRITISH TELECOM)*

"The Christmas is Christmas" Me: *"Hmm yes, the floor is made out of floor."*

“Tips and warnings About Kylie Connie” “Warning with Carl Lucius Anej” Carl: *kylie, we need to talk*

"Who takes a donkey in cream mode?" "Who can add breast milk?" -Google Translate

"Stop, it's really hard;" What is google thinking man

2:45 When earth sees that people survived 2020

2:17 I want my donkey to have a cream mode.

2:34 "What to with a drunken sailor ? What to do with a drunken sailor ?" Well apparently tell him to kill an old man ??

3:38 it appears google translate just adds that for no reason to sentences. for example: book of mario: king of miami (google translated paper mario: the origami king) that EXACT line appears multiple times.

"Ah commander, you have style" Sounds like an action movie where one of the "good guys" is revealed to be the main villain

"Yeah al that sounds pretty crap to me, looks like BT aint for me either" -jesus even google doesnt like bts

Where were you when Portugal? I was at home eating dorito when phone ring. "Portugal?" "no."

“There was an old man with a beard Who cried ‘It is just as I feared! Two owls, A hen, Four larks, And a wren Have all built their nests in my beard!” - Edward Lear

me: i love you crush: you too

When your talking to your friend Al and he says something that sounds pretty crap to you: 3:33

1:30 "Is cHiN an instrument?"

I’m not first I’m not last But when I see google translate Tuesdays, I click faster then Iidas thighs.

No one: Google translate: CHRISTMAS IS CRISTMAS

2:06 - This is excellently in sync.

"Honey Onion" My mom: That is the tear angel's name.

0:46 I can relate

2:31 I was drinking some water. This part got me laughing so hard that I almost suffocated. Can you add a quick disclaimer "do not drink while watching this video"? lol

“Who can put donuts in cream?” i can.

oh my god i have never physically cried of laughter before this was a masterpiece

“wensday editionᵗᵐ“ *I CAN’T*

What English sounds like to people who don't speak english

Please please make more of these I literally died😂

1:40 "No matter how hard you work and how big a celebrity you become, you'll never be as famous as cheese." -Dan Avidan, 2020

I translated the first one and somehow got : "Then they hit old Sasuke with a gong"

"She was a Portuguese girl His idea was the sea" Their gender is yes.

Ahh my one relief in life

It's literally Thursday 2am here, you failed me 😭

"She is a princess the same goes for pens" had me laughing 😂 Yes my humor is broken

Today I learned that laughing for 4 minutes straight hurts like a bitch.

When you're single: "I Love You." "You too."

"Stop it, it's hard" That's what she said

Me: mom can we have poetry? Mom: we have poetry at home Poetry at home:

In Hogwarts we are practicing *The ear magic*

2:37 is unsettling ._.

*no* 3:26

2:23 it sounds 100% wrong

0:28 I’m sorry they did WHAT!?

*”& they bought Christmas.”* I wonder how much Christmas is.

3:25 this made me die of laughter for some reason

0:13 N A P K I N S

Hey, what about this classic? “There once was a man who lived in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night to find out that his dream had come true.”

4:01 So the old man in Kilkenny took the onion.

Truly, the best part is the bill wurtz transitions.

Are we just not going to talk about "Stop, it's really hard;"?