Improvised Self Defense Weapons That Make Sensei Seth VERY Uncomfortable | Let's Play Equalizer! 

Go see part 2 on Sensei Seth's channel: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-CoIpYGNmpR8.html

Y'all misses the best choice: Lube. Squirt it on the ground and just let the guy try to get to you

When in doubt, peanut butter! 😂

This is going to haunt me if I don't find out. 1. What's was being bleeped out????? 2. What was Mike's third weapon!?!

Go grab a live lobster from the tank! "You wanna come at me, I got a f****** lobster!!!"

When's the "how to make napalm at the grocery store" coming out?

I once used a Frying Pan ~ There's a TL;DR but I beg you to actually read the whole thing, anyone. It doesn't matter who. I was 15 at the time (2005), it was Christmas eve and I was in bed. It was close to midnight when this happened. I heard my Mum shouting and things being thrown around in the kitchen... I went to see what was wrong and found a man strangling my Mum. It took about 5 seconds to sink in... it felt like time froze. I noticed there was a frying pan on the floor and the guy had his back to me. I picked it up and remember thinking that I need to hit him as hard as I could (I'll be honest, I tried to kill him) because he's a man and I am just a kid. I also didn't know exactly how long he'd been strangling my Mum so I wanted to make sure whatever I did worked the first time. He didn't go unconscious but he stopped strangling my Mum and fell to the ground holding the top of his head. After that, I remember my Grandad turned up, he was 57 at the time and had suffered several minor heart attacks previously. Just so you're not imagining a frail old man though, he had worked in a coal mine from the age of 15 until he was 50. My Grandad came into the house, followed by two of the guys friends. I can only guess that they were "lookouts" and were trying to stop him getting into the house. When my Grandad spotted my Mum in tears and clearly in fear of what was happening. Before saying a word he turned to the two people following him and knocked them both unconscious... as easily and simply as I just wrote it. The first two went down so fast it almost looked like he'd knocked them both out simultaneously. During this the third guy, the one I'd hit with the frying pan stood up and punched my Grandad in the back of the head. My Grandad turned around and almost laughing said "ya what?" He then proceeded to bounce this guys head off of our fridge with every punch he landed even landing them as he was going down. There were 3 dints in our fridge, each one slightly lower and smaller than the other, where this guys head had bounced off it. He then grabbed him by his legs and dragged him into the garden. About 30 seconds later the police showed up and took statements and arrested the 3 men. As I look back now I am surprised my Grandad wasn't also taken in but they just let him go home once they had the basics of what had happened. It was my 8 year old sister who had heard the noise and panic too and had the sense to call my Grandad to come over. She told him "something bad is happening to Mum" TL:DR I hit someone who was trying to strangle my Mum after entering our home on a Christmas eve. I think he was trying to rob us and it went wrong. Then my Grandad shows up and K.Os him and his two friends then drags them outside and waits for the police. My Grandad turned 73 recently and is alive and well. I am currently living with him during the lockdown since he's incredibly high risk and can't leave the house. I haven't seen my girlfriend (pretty much my only friend) who has been with me for 14-15 years since lockdown started but I wouldn't change being here with him for anything.

What I like the most of this channel is the respect for other people styles, Mike's honesty with what he thinks works or not, and that I have seen Mike in real fights.

I'll take the Ragu jar. Many applications, you could basically use it like a rock bashing or throwing it, you could unscrew the top and "pocket sauce" someone, you could use it like a broken bottle if it gives against an assailant's forehead or you could break it intentionally, and finally you can make spaghetti so as to recuperate from your exhausting battle.

Jackie Chan is the master of improvised weapons. There hasn't been a thing in the world that he hasn't used in a fight scene. Love the guy.

The ninja turtle with the spatula story had me laughing so hard I scared my baby 🤣

This is hilarious. I didn't know you and Seth lived in the same town. I agree with the staff broom. It's the size of the fight in the CART. LOL

They literally sell knives at the grocery store lol I expected somebody to grab one

he 100% made a molotov cocktail

"This might hurt, but thieves aren't allergic to spatulas"

The most efficient improvised weapon I've ever seen is a padlock on the end of a chain. It's the streetkid weapon of choice, and I would choose it over a knife any day.

Just watched The Equalizer because of this. Thank you, Mike and Seth!

Or instead of running around the store finding items do items on each row (one item/ weapon each row)

"He was a Spongebob fan" im weak lol

Seth's "uh-oh" face when the employee came around the corner has me cackling 🤣🤣🤣

Go to medicine isle and grab some *tea tree oil*... you ever had that go in your eyes ????.. OMG.... HELL on EARTH.,

hey mike, looking for tips on the best ways to avoid damage from batons, rubber bullets, tear gas, etc

Do more of these please maybe at a mall in 5 minutes or a hardware store

You could also use chilli powder, grab a bottle and throw it in their eyes. Improvised pepper spray right there

Thanks guys. This was really funny

Love that boy !

Something you guys might have missed about the mop.... the particular one that you chose has a hollow aluminum rod as its handle. Don't ask me how I know but if you strike something with a handle made out of hallowed aluminum it is prone to break and if you are not careful that sharp aluminum can cut you, like deep enough to need stitches. Again don't ask me how I know.

As a police officer I worked a case where a adult bully was messing with a guy in a grocery store and the victim threw a can of tomato soup and hit the bully in the mouth knocking out several teeth and caused a gash that took 20 stitches. Victim was not prosecuted and the bully was

As a grocery manager my father once knocked out a thief with an orange. They don't let you do that anymore.

Yall should do more videos like this‼️‼️

Lol I seen people try to strike with bottles and pint glasses, it shatters and they cut their tendons and need surgery. Or you get lucky, it doesn't break, and it's a half decent club. What you need it a bunch of marbles in a sock, or a T-ball bat, or hot sauce in a spray bottle, or some "dollar store" 2 dollar claw hammer

Canned goods in a sturdy plastic bag all twisted up. Supermarket version of a lock in a sock.

Question Mike please. If you face 3 opponents in a street fight, would you pick up with the apparently weakest or with the apparently strongest ?

What was the third item that mike had????

I really love the idea of being aware of improvised weapons that are around you. I had a friend that was a cop and swat officer that went on a cruise. He obviously couldn’t take any weapons with him. He felt completely naked due to not having anything to defend himself or his wife with. Him appropriated a butter knife and sharpened it on the railing outside their cabin. He carried it in his pocket for the duration of the trip. Great idea on situational awareness. Don’t observe the people around you fit also what you could weaponize if you had to. Great stuff. Thanks

Mike, did you make some sort of an improvised.... rapid expansion of pressure wave device?

I know a sheriff that had a perp that was released from jail, threaten his daughter in a convenience store. He took a can of pork and beans and crowhopped that can across the store into the guys face. Worked like a charm

I’m sorry if that’ve been asked before, but what do you think of Kudo karate. In your kykoshin Video you pointed out some of its weaknesses and Kudo fills them

I really hope you showed him the Equalizer after the video😂

this needs to be a series bro

it's like a spicy grenade! shards of glass and the burn? that's deadly

Seth seems out from the start. 🤣

Need to do a video on the tactical twisted tea

You guys need to start up a new joint channel. Love when you 2 team up

Improvised Weapons can also be certain toys can actually be nasty if used a certain way or just a large soda bottle shaken up and sprayed at someone.

Bittle of hot sauce, break it and jab with the hot stuff on it

Hot sauce + soda in a plastic bottle (like a ketchup bottle). Shake and spray! Or bleach and soda...

What was mikes last pick?

Liquid Drano and a pump up sprayer would work pretty well. :)

I came back to this and the 9/10 thieves being allergic to peanut butter is definitely a fact. Lmao

You want throwable stuff, Maddox? That 12-pack of Coke gives you multiple attempts, and they're heavy/hard enough to hurt. Also, you can shake one up and pop open, you have a blinding weapon. Other improvised weapons: Aerosol can Wine bottle Nearly any kitchen utensil Flour (blinding) Shopping cart (barrier between you and attacker)

Finally did the video

Beer bottle in my dominant hand for bashing (and slashing if if breaks right) and a half gallon milk jug with a handle in my non-dom hand for a shield

Coffee table legs are my favourite they don't break and are faster than long bats they work well on women beaters

A pair of tights, a can of beans. Stick the tin down one leg of the tights then tuck the lot down the other leg to give it a bit of strength.

Go Team Tomato Sauce! I got attacked in the hispanic section of Food Lion once. Managed to land a couple hits with jars of salsa before they closed distance.

I have that exact spatula on my grill. That sh*& will mess you up!

You're standing on the best improvised weapon!

o guys watched both vids, loved it awesome, you and Seth work so well together. But how come no one grabbed a can of Raid?

I need to know the round 3 items XD

You ever used PB2? That shit gets clumpy and thick with just a little bit of moisture. I imagine if it got in your eyes or back of your throat it actually would be kind of debilitating in a way.

Is there a VOD for the you&streetbeefs video? Im a fan of both of your channels. I was beyond hyped when I saw it pop up. The video is private now. Was wondering if the footage is being edited for upload or something? Again love the channel, keep up the content.

You almost need to separate bombs and chemicals from hand weapons. Such different applications. Cayenne, crushed glass, dry ice, and soda bottle for preemptive strikes. Skillets and handles etc if it's defensive. Or hey one and then the other. Gets disturbing fast doesn't it?

My ultimate weapons of choice at the grocery store would be Miralax and cayenne pepper

What was the blurred item?

Put the mop in water, hang it in a freezer with the mop bit in a point and boom spear

Any comments on the cut kick? Seems like the ultimate, "sit the fuck down" move and very safe if done correctly.

The Equalizer movie was a remake from the 80's show with Edward Woodward.

Hornet spray guys. Shoots a stream 20' and is nasty stuff. Also the pots and pans stuff can be good for close up fighting.

Old school punx - EGGS! If you have time, Tobasco in a squirt gun. Chili powder and a frozen chicken (or three) Blow chili powder at the aggressor, angling off, and Teep kicker the sucker, and throw the eggs at them for a laugh. Knock them out with a frozen chicken. Done. Finally, load your Tobasco Squirter and have it on hand for future Grocery Store attacks. You never know when some one's going to be after your culinary expertise. BONUS! How to Defend Against My Awesome Suggestions! Spatulas, water, and your own frozen meat. Spats to cover the eyes and smash eggs mid flight (FRUIT NINJA!!!!), water to clean out your eyes, and a frozen log of hamburger meat (or two) because beating someone with your meat is a great story to tell your future grand children assassins.

Why not go with AXE body spray or such and use it like pepper spray?

This one time I took out a rabbid trailer Parker with a can of pork n beans.

I've said this before... Roll a newspaper as tight as possible along it's longest edge, fold in half and pee on the end to add extra weight (and to add insult to injury)...

I would pick a glass cleaner spray and a toilet brush (used)

Wait what was Mike's last item?

What did you say in the bleeped out section?

What did icy mike made in the last round ??

Mop the competition, I actually laughed with that.

You could of flipped that javex bottle over and used it as a club. It might of busted open with a clean shot but It's got a handle and it's got a lot of weight that collects at the end of the bottle when you swing it. So even if it isn't full the liquid will naturally move to the striking end of the bottle due to centrifugal force. I don't know if you have been hit in the head with a full water bottle but it packs whallop. I used to carry a metal reusable water bottle shaped like a beer bottle. If it was full and I hit you with it I'm confident you would not want to be hit again. Have one of the guys try hitting a pad with it. Hell have Maddox try and a see how hard he could hit with one. I bet it would suck lol.

Exactly why not pepper or chilli powder maybe washing powder...yeah lots of things but peanut butter powder....lol.

Hey brotha it wasn’t on this video but one of your vids recommended a rollout matt. Which matt was that again?

Miss with the ragu, not much happens, miss with a bleach soaked ball, bleach is still splashing everywhere, with my luck, in my eyes XD

“It’s not about the size of the cart, it’s about the fight of the cart”

Hey dude,can I use shoulder tackle or pop in self defense when we're clinching?

Something heavy and a good sock!

I think the dude who locked himself up was likely abused, lost his shit, and wanted some peace and quiet. If someone really wants to hurt others, they don't lock themselves up. If he didn't cause an injury to his father, would you have had to take him to jail?

Hahah this looks like fun! Hahah! Lighter fluid

Something that you just grab and use as a weapon is an "impromptu weapon". When you take available materials and fashion a weapon, it is an "improvised weapon". When you obtain or fashion tools to, or learn skills to, or just spend significant time to, make a weapon, it is called a "homemade weapon". So, if you grab a baseball bat, it is an impromptu weapon. If you wrap barbwire around the end of a baseball bat, it is an improvised weapon. If you make a PVC pipe longbow, it is a homemade weapon.

i would look for a heavy can of beans and some socks, u put the can inside the socks and thats it, u got a heavy weird weapon to smash heads

didn't get how he'd use bleach and the balls

whats the thing you censored?? i didnt get it!

Equalizer..definately the nail gun scene

Soup for my family! 🤣

I have a 38.3 degree blackbelt in garage-ee-do brawling with a specialisation in improvised weapons. I joke... but I always go home alive and I never ever use a gun. I'm like Batman... just... poor.

Holy shit, any aerosol can deodorant, hairspray, etc, any cheap knife, plunger handle, scissors, a trash can lid as a shield, meat tenderizer tool, etc.

Add a lighter to the powdered peanut butter for a cool combo. Like powdered milk, that stuff also ignites when thrown up in a cloud. Could also hurt you though 🤣

spice aisle... cayenne pepper and/or salt for the eyes

Won't you end up with glass shards in your hand as well?

Any title that suggests Seth being uncomfortable, totally on board.

That can't be Icy Mike's kid, right? I mean he's got a full head of hair 😅🤣