my daily routine in Liberty City: - Wake up in my apartment in North Algonquin - Get up and make breakfast - Remove any car doors from the roof -Call my co worker Pat and car-pool to work - Pat is delayed because he was hit by a Sentinel traveling at a landspeed of 769mph and has landed in the ocean 30 miles from shore - Decide to grab the subway to my job at the Majestic Hotel - Train is struck by several flying cars but doesn't care - Leave the subway station only to be struck by a bus - Wake up in Hove Beach with my pelvis broken in 18-400 places depending on how much I had to eat that day. - Call my boss and explain i'm going to be incredibly late - My boss doesn't pick up because he died trying to come into work -Decide to just have a nap on a bench because I had no way to get back to Algonquin - Get struck by a Blista Compact - Fucking Die -Repeat
I used to have this nice little apartment in Alderny but for the last 4 months I've been living in a warehouse in Bohan due to getting launched by a cavelcade trying to get to work. my only nutrients coming from the sprunk machine and the water dripping off the pipes. I am too scared to leave. Please send help
Got to say watching your videos brings back some good memories. I used to do this crap with my friends all the time playing with speeds flying cars. Experiments always fun still one of my favorite things was flying that tank in GTA 3
7:40 ah that brings back memories of the ps1 era Driver: you are the wheelman series when playing survivor mode and cops having an insane speed boost😂😂
The sheer amount of times Niko went flying out of the front window of the Infernus made me think of a famous 80's Canadian PSA ad for the War Amps. Shown here ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Km4f-eRE4Kc.html "I am Niko, a video game character. I can make myself invincible. You can't. So drive safe."
