Indian Jokes Only | Nimesh Patel | Stand Up Comedy

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@VARMOT123 Год назад

Dad is cool but mom's got all the stuff . What an analogy lol 🤣

@mendi02 Год назад

u knew who was white and black by that analogy hahahaha

@VARMOT123 Год назад

@@mendi02 yeah mum is white people

@user-mf4on1pk2z Год назад

@@mendi02 it was pretty funny, but not all whites are successful That’s obvious in this country.

@firebadwatergood431 Год назад

That line definitely got my attention....lol

@ImBatuKumAhhh Месяц назад

@@VARMOT123he ain't talking about his parents race dummy. Both his parents are Indian

@marielacantarero8445 Год назад

Bro I saw you in San Antonio a few days back you did amazing man, i love your shorts but watching your set in person was even greater. Hope you continue to make it out here. Peace and love!

@Findingnimesh Год назад

Thank you 🙏🏾

@shubhambagri97 Год назад

@@Findingnimesh Jug jug jiyo bade bhai 😅

@tavenyoung330 Год назад

I’m Navajo and his comedy is relatable as an Indian Man

@seculardharma Год назад

😂 as an Indian I concur too

@jethu2945 Год назад

Uske aage kuch ke sirf relatable

@firebadwatergood431 Год назад

I am West Indian and I can also relate...lol

@jethu2945 Год назад

@@firebadwatergood431 i am indian i don't

@jethu2945 Год назад

@@alphamale..7 nimesh is gujrati fir be he is not retailable

@crypticTV Год назад

2:22 black Vs white Americans 2:58 white problems 3:50 Starbucks 4:17 Indian entry prevention history lesson 5:13 yoga 5:58 telemarketing 6:20 clock 7:30 dating , white struggle 8:20 race traitor 10:20 personal traitor 11:00 Indian Hollywood

@eliotanderson6554 Год назад

This guy will rise up I'm happy to see indians becoming popular and getting enough representation

@PewPew_111 8 месяцев назад

good comics yes - this one's awful

@toshoshi1551 8 месяцев назад

Indians have plenty of representation… they have an entire country with one of the biggest populations, one of the most successful combined film industries and the fastest growing economy in the world. They already own tons of businesses in the US. Yes they suffered at the hands of the British empire with over 40 million dead. That being said, they are just fine.

@utkarsh2746 6 месяцев назад

You wrote all that just to say that Indian people are doing fine? Okay. @@toshoshi1551

@Xinnie_The_Flu 6 месяцев назад

He's American

@mayureshzore3456 5 месяцев назад

@@toshoshi1551 He's saying in the US.... Indian population is like 1%... so they need more representation... and as another topic, Indians in US really struggle in dating market due to the weird stereotypes... so that weird

@Anmolgupta1995 Год назад

12 years a med student 😂😂😂. Great one 👍🏻

@aarongomez2032 Год назад

Just saw Nimesh's show tonight in Phoenix! It was great! I was busting a nut laughing so hard! I wish Nimesh all the success, he's funny, humble and is a great comedian! Thank you sir!

@my11badkids78 Год назад

I noticed up here in NE that Indians don't own any businesses that sell any sort of beef. They own Popeyes chickens, Dunkins and places like that. I understand them not eating beef but it also seems as though they won't sell it either.

@SiriusMined Год назад

Muslim and Sikh Indians eat beef

@juvingonsalves Год назад

alot eat and sell too.

@SohamSMore Год назад

Dunkin' has sausages from what I remember

@amoljadhav391 Год назад

Muslims don't sell pork.. Christians don't sell dog meat...whats big deal

@mattlangevin9167 Год назад

How strange to be principled .. extremely un-American

@jadejabrijrajsinh8610 Год назад

Even though I have watched most of these jokes before this never fails to crack me up.

@VARMOT123 Год назад

Great video. Far better than most stand ups these days . Not punching down . Good clever comedy . Carlin-esque

@firebadwatergood431 Год назад

Definitely, he takes comedy to a higher neurological level....lol

@santoshaiyar3884 Год назад

I'm an Indian from India and I loved this shit. Don't know why I felt like mentioning the first part though. But yeah. Keep it up!

@samuelchepkwony4895 4 месяца назад

Dunkin Donuts; "Dont Ask, Dont Tell"

@LunatiqHigh 10 дней назад

The dad joke following around fitness trainers was hilarious.

@vivekshankar9977 Год назад

Dope haha, hadn't heard some of these before. Love your delivery dude!

@sarasagaii3090 Год назад

"There's a vibe of Indian dudes who've been gentrified, and I think I embody that vibe" ☠️🤡🤭

@ps-vd3tr Год назад

This is so good. Lucky for the people who attend, he's gonna go big soon!

@davidserlin8097 Год назад

“12 years a med student” ❤

@athenjackson3657 Год назад

You're one of my favorites bro, effortlessly funny. You gotta come to CT some time

@ankurgandhe Год назад

Love the dry humor. Come to Seattle Nimesh,!

@umangrungta1 Год назад

I got my name as Kumar in Starbucks as well. Kumar doesn’t have any consonants in common with my name 😂😂

@kaiz3nberg 10 месяцев назад

LMFAOOOOOOO they didn’t even try to hear yo name just put the first indian name they could think of on there dawg

@rohanfernandez6027 Год назад

Great set.

@sushantbhargav4652 5 месяцев назад

There are 50+ Columbia level suspensions in this video 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@defaultname992 10 месяцев назад

The more I watch your videos, the more I like you. You deserve your own netflix show.

@sayz1000 Год назад

Just what I needed to start the week properly

@32334694 Год назад

Nimesh is gonna explode on internet like Schulz pretty soon. Is there an Australian tour coming up?

@prakashtiwari8003 Год назад

This shit is fire bro. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@brunette5121 Год назад

"i'm addicted to heroin" lmaoo

@desiparyatak Год назад

You are funny man!! Love❤ from India

@preeti496 8 месяцев назад

Many indian "indentured servants" (slaves) come to usa to build their railways. The majority of indians came in the 20th century, but a sizable chunk came much before that. They built homes and even were trading and opening clubs, but a racust law was passed against indians owning the business, and everything was taken away from them. One such businessman took his own life by blowing up himself with his property out of frustration of his businesses being taken away everytume he starts something.

@mckezik Год назад

I’m watching this in the Maldives 🇲🇻

@moon-ry8bb Год назад

Where, I'm here too. Geo drop.

@jethu2945 Год назад

I know why

@mckezik Год назад

@@moon-ry8bb I was at Ayada Resort

@HinduPAGANcowpissdrinkerRAKESH Год назад

@@mckezikgive me your passport bank detsils

@narayaniyer7363 Год назад

You put every American typical stand up comedian on one side and stand uniquely on the other. You are a new age genius like Kapil Sharma in India, just that you seem more impromptu. Simply relaxing to watch you.

@jethu2945 Год назад

Naaah

@bonemarrow3439 Год назад

This man is better than kapil sharma hands down

@jethu2945 Год назад

@@bonemarrow3439 lol

@narayaniyer7363 Год назад

@@bonemarrow3439 I would not say that. Kapil and his team are a blockbuster unparalleled.

@prakhar9473 Год назад

@@narayaniyer7363 bruh kapil is cringe and stoopid asf.

@Zombi3ee Год назад

Lmao this is great

@xcalium9346 Год назад

in before someone comments "this guy only ever does jokes about indians 🙄"

@zulu505 Год назад

What?

@jethu2945 Год назад

Yes he do

@James-hs3tu 10 месяцев назад

Go Eat some. Curry. !!!!! Why wouldn't i do that 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@swordofdurga Год назад

The thing is his jokes are real... And celebral.... It takes a moment to get it.

@squeet6831 11 месяцев назад

The fact that you misspelled cerebral makes this comment so much better.

@_SPREZZATURA_McGEE_ 7 месяцев назад

I CEREBRATE YOU, BLO!!

@swordofdurga 7 месяцев назад

@@squeet6831 no thanks to autocorrect 🤪

@saber8560 Год назад

yo thats fireeee

@pianomerchant1830 Год назад

So happy this came in my timeline

@customincisivecomment Год назад

You turned into Hedberg there for a second haha. Love it, baby

@thelinguistshow 9 месяцев назад

Love the voice

@HeavyJay1421 Год назад

Where I'm from the Indians often own the 711s but the gas pump never works.

@Nippat_Chai 9 месяцев назад

You deserve more popularity in india like if someone google Russel Peter your name should come up

@countroshculla Год назад

12 Years a Med Student! LOL

@Yamazaki112 Месяц назад

Bruh you're the funniest Indian comic out right now.

@meharmira Год назад

You are brilliant!!! ❤

@mrboredomfighter 7 месяцев назад

Nimesh, please come to Vancouver Canada!

@ajaysaini2349 Год назад

Represent!!!!

@chenellmullins Год назад

I just booked my tickets for March 4th in Charlotte 😊😊😊

@Samaniegoklown Год назад

Lol

@soya5180 Год назад

it's sad that they know they're not Indians, but we all accept calling them Indians

@toshoshi1551 8 месяцев назад

What

@ritvikawasthi8146 Год назад

2:15 Non align movement 2.0

@sgt.politeness1677 Год назад

Mast hai bhai tu👌

@gajendradwivedi6149 Год назад

Med student joke😂😂😂😂

@tilotommaa Год назад

I love your jokes 😁

@jethu2945 Год назад

I dont

@roy.sandeepan 9 месяцев назад

@@jethu2945then watch something else, this aint your space

@juvingonsalves Год назад

real good jokes

@ashutoshgarg146 Год назад

Legend

@anujgrover9842 Год назад

Rooting for Nimesh 💯

@sicklecuthammerfall Год назад

love the handful of shots of angry white women in the crowd lol, they must be fun at parties

@koustubhgadekar8850 Год назад

I hope to meet you in person one day...😂

@chrisjones4702 9 месяцев назад

I wrote a paper back in college about the Indians on HB1 vesas stealing the good jobs. everyone in the class thought I was crazy. LOL

@AnnaBananana93 8 месяцев назад

Yeah but they’re terrified of losing their jobs and getting kicked out of the country and work insane hours that most native born individuals would refuse too.

@avahtbond Год назад

Bro come to Toronto

@ratnaparkhiswapnil Год назад

See you in Phoenix

@nishitsharma4526 Год назад

Well don't bitch yog please Anyways it's hilarious

@bkcalvine 8 месяцев назад

Huh?

@SuperSayantan Год назад

m the new sanjay in this beautiful country. man your jokes are relatable!

@tbrwy 9 месяцев назад

good clip

@humaneone5581 Год назад

Love ya

@enzomthethwa5861 Год назад

It's refreshing to hear an Indian American to admit that, as a people group, they are essentially white. I've been thinking this since living in the Bay Area. The disparity between Indian and white (or any other Asian ethnicity, for that matter) is almost nil compared to the disparity between white and black.

@rishavmalveeya Год назад

Well the thing is Indians who migrate to US, EU etc are already well to do when they leave India and they build even more on that.

@RAIRADIO Год назад

@@rishavmalveeya not really.. most come from villages of Andra Pradesh. But they make less emotional and more economic choices.

@rishavmalveeya Год назад

@@RAIRADIO LoL i know USA to Andhra people is like Canada to Punjabis but most who immigrate to USA from India are techies and getting BTech from a reputed Engineering College isn't mostly for people from villages of Andhra or of any other places in India. Even a upper middle class person find it hard to immigrate to US bc it's very costly to move to US.

@entertained... Год назад

depends on when and where they settled down, and how much money they make. also, the bay area is not like most of the US. i'm from LA, and i can tell you we are not essentially white; however, we definitely don't get treated as bad as other brown folks.

@RAIRADIO Год назад

@@rishavmalveeya No its not expensive... the companies sponsor your visa. And its sheer hardwork and parents living frugally to pay for tuitions that get them engineering degree. Its not correct to portray it like they were born with a silver spoon. And even a well off person in India is a poor person in USA. Your savings are in rupees.

@aniruddhaingle5378 Год назад

@6:15

@changeorbeextinct 7 месяцев назад

Yeah.. Dunkin Donuts baby...

@therer15letters33 Год назад

888th👍 LFG Nimesh out here funny as ever 😂

@shahzaibraza5243 Год назад

Nimesh is the best

@1235368 7 месяцев назад

Snag me a Sanjay 😂😂😂

@samirpinjara6418 Год назад

Wish to see you in Europe

@jenna_bobenna Год назад

Perfect timing I needed something to watch while I'm getting ready for my sugar daddy date. Love you man, thanks for the laughs ❤️

@lopside1365 Год назад

@vivekshankar9977 Год назад

The sugar daddy better be Indian

@prakashtiwari8003 Год назад

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

@hoor72choudharysahab20 Год назад

You go girl 😘😂😂😂😂😂😂

@CZW Год назад

It's a win win 🏆

@Smarty-tz1jt Год назад

as a kumar I can confirm it was mine

@Sachinaditya5 6 месяцев назад

Was that really Mom & Dad sitting there...???

@clapback2653 8 месяцев назад

I'm four minutes in and so far I like this

@psingh1488 5 месяцев назад

😅😅😅 snag me a Sanjay 😅😅😅

@Anlonn Год назад

good jokes :)) btw the difference between white and dark skin is just some have more melanin hormone. :) same same but different :)

@joydipdewanjee993 Год назад

stand up scene is getting bigger in India.. TALK TO YOUR MANAGER ..

@VARMOT123 Год назад

but most of them are bleh and don't have the freedom of speech to punch up the powerful that is where the best comedy comes from

@karankumar-km9gi Год назад

@@VARMOT123 lol, watch vipul goyal, he punches it pretty hard...

@animeshpandit783 9 месяцев назад

I'm Animesh .... You're a Nimesh.... Barumptssss....

@1953lili 25 дней назад

Dunkin is cool however I will never again step foot in a Starbucks since I was ignored after waiting in line for 20 minutes. I am in a wheelchair and old so I guess the young white female counterperson didn’t “see” me. When she turned to me she was patronizing and condescending.....so nope; don’t care if I’m having espresso withdrawal....

@drTejas Год назад

12 yrs a med student!!

@user-ig5cb9uu9x 2 месяца назад

📍Bauer College of Business 📍Alvarez College of Business 📍Marshall College of Business 📍Mendoza College of Business 📍Lundquist College of Business 📍Fuqua College of Business

@pawanbellubbi4135 Год назад

Yo Nimz. Was there a time when the joke about your ex having a Boyfriend name Nimesh, stopped at, "her boyfriend was Nimesh" .. and then a few reiterations later, added.. "that was more personal than funny"... I mean the joke writing process here

@heetpatel07 Год назад

Hey @nimeshpatel would you do some jokes on gujarati and Americans.

@FM-dm8xj Год назад

Some of these jks are dead, but most are gold.

@thebrownbatman9223 6 месяцев назад

The Indians gonna have to choose came true during Israel Hamas war.

@guywhocanFu Год назад

😂😂

@AbhishekPatel-si7uq 9 месяцев назад

😂

@chaitanya812 Год назад

Does his both parents are brown ? Just asking outta curiosity

@anuraij Год назад

Yes

@manmohanr7840 Год назад

My man cashing in on stereotypes .

@thomasandersen5349 Год назад

I hopped into a Ford Focus, which was what Uber said was coming for me... Car pulls up, I hop in, introduce myself, and this skinny ass white guy just goes into conniptions, offended I thought he was an Uber. I just said my bad bro, calm down, my mistake - and got out. Not a minute later, my intended ride showed... the real Uber driver and I had a laugh about it.

@pri22v11 8 месяцев назад

Would love to see a Indian American comedian who doesn’t reference race or mock his cultural background. It so easy to do and is a cheap laugh. “I’m racist toward my own people” - hilarious. Pathetic

@sloanmagnum5009 Год назад

Why this cut off abruptly

@sanishbakal2699 3 месяца назад

Lol comedt😂

@samuelchepkwony4895 4 месяца назад

Funny thing is, he pronounces his own name wrong sometimes. Its Nimesh, not Neemesh 😅

@pawanbellubbi4135 Год назад

Cheesy Banana

@psingh1488 5 месяцев назад

😅😅😅 Kumar

@firebadwatergood431 Год назад

I am Indian and my husband is white. Your comedy is hilariously real and true...lol. I love it. I spent my whole life in the USA and finally we got some Indian dudes doing comedy....FANTASTIC and sooo funny. I love it!!