Indiegogo Excrement - $2000 SJW Laptop 

so much love 4 this comm.

Dingdingdingding we have a winner!

@ɮօʊռċɛ օʄʄ have the same situation as OP. Software engineer job, in my case. Pays enough, I think.

@Fihlippe Luhis Do you really think that a company does not pay for its costs ? That would be wonderful if it were true, free money everyone

@Fihlippe Luhis lol the tax write off from a computer doesn't actually pay for the computer cost itself. I don't think you know how corporate taxes, or taxes work.

erico1st the fuck's a friend you heretic?

@@ZaWarubro imaginary varieties perhaps?

@@UraniumReaperActual what's an imaginary heretic?

You hang out with friends for free?!?

@@b0mazor you hang out with friends?!

Jake Lewis fr

Jake Lewis not even close dude

watching this in 2019 its like it just came out

its

its*

So sad, she just needed one more dollar to reach True Gamer status...

he* At least I'm pretty sure.

@@PANZERFAUST90 She's a trans woman, so she's a she.

@@mattbounds he*

it* he aint human

Your icon makes this so much better

Logan S Not to mention "disabled," funny how she didn't mention the limitations of her disability when referencing the date... Plus PTSD, but you can spend the whole day with her doing whatever you want "within reason." So no limitations despite all her victimhood...

www.gofundme.com/white-privileged-boy at least that one is honest lol

There's lots of different levels of social anxiety, most people with it would be down to hang out with 1 person for 2,000$

It's still contradictory.

but Toshiba laptops have good hard drives

Master Chef369 WTF does that have to do with anything?

trotman000 idk

Best comment

I've had a 2004 Toshiba satellite and I'm still using it lol

yeah two 2080 TI's running in SLI with a xeon processor used for 'only' 3d modelling

blender is super optimised, you could run it on anything

Yeah please feel bad for me strangers cuz I’m a weak little bitch who can’t handle day to day life

@@lucasc5622 except Radeon cards hahaha

😂😅😂

What about ur PTSD, anxiety, asthma, harthritis, speech impediment, crippling depression, and cancer? U need another 7 trillion for that

SpoderJuan69 this is hilarious.😂

XD

SpoderJuan69 fuck off

post the link I got you dude ✊️

Probably buying a Mac

***** That's true. Dear lord are Macs overpriced.

An Alienware 17 laptop costs about $13.000 where I live ;~;

+- Roger - 13 dollars?

Jason Almeida We use another currency here, but no. $13000,00.

Free money!

@@machine1066 sksks

6 years later

Im pretty sure it's a guy

"she"

hippoty hoppity your joke is now my property

are you the Ceo of the Fox Corparation?......sure hope to see the show real soon :)

i think you should stick with computers. you don't need laptops. umm they .. they are called "lap"tops. so uhh it isn't gon work.

How did you type an apostrophe without pushing shift

Player Juan his boogers helped

If you don't have any limbs, why would you WANT a device designed for fingers and hands?

I get it's a joke buuuut even windows 7 had built in voice commands, clunky though they may be.

Paul Brooks link ur paypal, i'll send it to u

Lol

I just dropped 300$ on a steering wheel, can I have some money since I'm now 400$ in debt?

a noble cause

Deal

Did you succeed?

i would also like to know if this is a working formula

Smart

I need a new supra so I can outrun opression

@@doncornetto >supra Fucking AE86 squad boiiiii

I did it for the cat girls So did I.

The laptop I'm using cost me $300. lol

mine cost 100€

I did it for the cat girls Exactly I got a refurbished one for £220 from Ebay would have paid £299 for it new

Using a $30 laptop. It runs 720p youtube videos pretty well, except for 60fps ones, though even those can run if I have no other shit running in the background.

Travis Marx Dubbbz

Ah ok so it's Dubbbbz

Lmao I love your response 😂😂😂

Travis Marx are you in any way related to my buddy Karl? Karl Marx?

Nah but big fan of *some* of his philosophies!

I’m here too and yeah that was a bomb ass poem lmao

Henry Clark yup always are

IronPiedmont1996 Brilliant.

Yeah, not my best joke.

Why not Lasik instead

No cuz u no has vegene

My roblox character died, can i have at least 900,000 robux?

skiz _mite Its probably a printout, to make a cum tribute.

*His pic

Under a bridge too far its pic*

his

What she doesn't tell you is thats just for the action. It's gonna cost you a dollar for her to take her phone out, another dollar to take the picture, another dollar for her to send it (plus however much it costs to send a package to your house from hers)

+FTWGamer I've had a hard life. It's not been easy for me.

Milk Drinking Badass You've had an easy life compared to me. As a cis white male, I needed the small loan of a million dollars more than you do. Kappa

+FTWGamer I bet most white Americans would fund you

***** No but a stereotypical American (since they obviously represent ALL Americans) would say that, they do not like people crossing the border into their country

+FTWGamer Trump is that you?

+StopMinecraftVIOLENCE You have "Minecraft" in your user name. Your argument is invalid.

If you hadn't guessed from the massive red cross through the Minecraft logo, the words "BAN" crudely written on it or the fact that my account name claims to want to "Stop" "Minecraft", this account is for satirizing and annoying the moronic Minecraft community. Shit game too.

+StopMinecraftVIOLENCE Keep fighting...the....... good............. fight?

Absolutely. SOLDIERS OF THE REVOLUTION, UNITE!

lol, you took me seriously? In case it flew over your head, lemme spell it out for you: why don't you go and join a cause that will actually affect something, because your piddly little crusade against Minecraft is goning to do exactly jack fucking shit against such a massively popular game.

I'm still waiting to be oppressed for being Black an Mexican. Never seen a bit of it.

You need to attend your first few Klan rallies first

PurpleDjango ah, makes sense

Shhhhhhut the fuck up

Far Side Of The World stay mad

know im 3 months late, but did you get the back pain from bending your back to pick it up?

Luke Burriesci no he got fucked in the ass, it’s unrelated

Poor soul

Temporary name r

Langhope Aaah, yes! The Trifecta!

Stop oppressing her!!!

Don't question her you sexist homophobic transphobic piece of shite!

But, its oppiset day

Library computer, friend/relative's computer.

+dfmh1 nah "it" just wants a new one cuz the one "it" has is already 3 months old and you know you cant do shit with a laptop that old! Also "it" already buys the new iphone every 6 months and other overpriced apple shit like mac shit should be bought by strangers for strangers! Cuz they are poor victims of society! Ffs how can society be so cruel to not let that poor thing buy all "it" wants?? credit card debt is patriarchy! Trans people should have the right to get all they want without any repercussions! Thats opression!

MacDee The Executioner I fucking find that sexy as

MacDee The Executioner Once I was welding and fucking a girl in the ass at the same time.

MacDee The Executioner. Welders have longer rods

MacDee The Executioner dude, nice

My friend used to show us (me and my other friends) porn he found on his brother's pc via skype (you know, share screen)

give me a new gtx 1080 ti

CrispTugBoat I need quad sli Titan X

i need 128 gb of ram

Malekith, The Witch King Of Naggaroth but all the files will make my laptop too heavy!

where can we donate?

I've never seen a homeless *anything* refuse money. His sacrifices for his country sure as shit aren't getting him food. I had a homeless airforce vet try to sell me his old uniform out of a shopping cart he stole while he complained about how his wife was too much of a burden so he had to leave her and go be homeless by himself. I couldn't buy anything from him as I'm not too well off myself, but the few dollars I offered instead of buying his uniform got snatched up real fast.

lol two lemons here wtf?

@@PANZERFAUST90 out of all things that concerns u?

@@Penshraf 🍋🙃

Ah yes, the homeless retired marines that refuse any money are just everywhere. Cant go to a place without seeing them

It's been on RU-vid for years.

Tumbler also made its way onto the main stream political seen as well

+Not A Particularly Remarkable Brick Its like cancer, spreading across the Internet, infecting diseases, qnd destroying everything and everyone with common sense.

Like cancer spreading to the other organs.

The disease is spreading

E P W the person who posted it will get what’s coming to him. The Kickstarter was a blatant scam.

Unknown lol wtf? Him? Why would it be a guy

@@iforgot1135 cause it's a guy

@@iforgot1135 because "trans"

Voidrive ‣ - you shouldn’t phrase it like trans people don’t exist

Daikaiju Danielle if only there was a way to favorite a comment

***** You're a genius! Begging for money takes little to no effort whatsoever, it's a perfect job to have on the side.

A perfect job to have!... Besides, y'know... A real job lol

+lilturk726 I wonder if you have to pay taxes on that...

Dima Gurevich That's a good question... I'd assume good ol' Uncle Sam (or his over seas equivalent) would want his piece of your pie.

+lilturk726 Yes.

How tf are you typing this while dead?

Robinson Aquino why are you asking dead people questions?

@@MyDemon32 why are you asking him questions? He’s dead. He can’t answer?

@@MyDemon32 it flew

no shit sherlock

OMG, her parents should organize the victim hunger games

It's* parents

Riley Goss "Her"

He*

yes

Welfare my dude.

I'm crippled, can I have a free PC with monitor? Not a laptop.

Acquired laptop. Thx 4 support bb's

> Acquired > Stolen

Zammy Wang nah $800 for the laptop $1200 for credit card debt.

@@pspuser1100 bold of you to assume that its only 1200. I wouldn't be surprised if it was all for debt and the rest was a fake cover lmao.

Could get more 280 FPS with 2k

Gabriel González tru

What we do here is smoke crack

Last line echoes.

POLICE

Still feels that way.

+AstraVex with her old one

with her 10 million dollar phone

With a small loan of a million dollars, she bought a gold laptop for display, and used it only once, and now needs money for the real deal.

Library

a phone

2020 too

Surprise surprise, it's 2021 too!

You're dumbass.

​@@user-hs6wf4br9r Does that video trigger you ? 🙂

@@user-hs6wf4br9rhe is an SJW though…

​@@salut730 Hi Pariston Hill!

AlphonsePride aren't those synonyms

Will Harvey does that go on apples?

To be fair, at least only a small portion of people make this stereotype exist, meanwhile the "Conservative Neo-Nazi" stereotype is reinforced by almost all conservatives

If you think this has anything to do with buzzfeed, you're an absolute moron.

+Sombra Most of the right wing are just normal people. It's the alt-right that are neonazis.

You'd be $10 richer :)

Lololololol

10$ says she’s actually disabled I mean she said she’s trans for god sake

>she ... Lol

Haha lol when she’s older she’ll fake being disabled for benefits lmao

Angry Groceries RU-vid algorithm is wack chief

@@offfshiift facts.

because it's idubbbz

who cares if it's old? it's great. and you watched it again

Rt

Nikke 2800 leave a link fellow snowflake... I'll donate 5000 USD, It's not much but it's all I have :(

That's a peasant's rig. You're not going to get a job unless you have a Xeon based system that costs as much as a new car to build. LOL :)

Ye forgot to mention triple SLI ya fucking peasant!

Stop oppressing us drops of acid rain you piece of shit!

What is Life dude he's joking 😂

SAVUFILMS him*

element *it

oh yeah HIM!

nah just him

*Her

You should take a look at the whole situation from outside the box , the guys who's lives are devoted to crying about sjws are just as bad to the rest of the world

Bro.. are u implying that I was saying it's a bad thing? That's pretty presumptuous of you

@@jodofly1158 nice assumption

Lets not forget Paul Joseph Watson, I think he is pretty high up on the 'stupid whining about sjw ass' scale.

"her"

@@nghtspawn651 its

his

@@elmersglue8723 he no longer deserves a name he is no longer human and therefore needs to be called it's so we can never be associated with it.

I thought they were a writer for Vox.

You could start a kickstarter campaign to raise money so you can buy it.

Great idea

m lol ill donate

plZ

Pass the bepis. By Dayron Arias

I'm curious how much she actually gets but I'm afraid of learning a truth that will hurt me.

Pretty good meme, I would donate.

Damned profligate

lool I bet she's a fuckin commie too

No, atleast MacBooks can get things done unlike her.

@argf i may hate macbooks but don't compare shit to worse shit to even worse shit

macbooks cant do SHIT

pre-2014 they used to be OK since with a few deals you could get some value for what you spent on it but after that they're simply bad and overpriced and have pretty much no redeeming features.

emo bandito K giv me ur roblox password

TCAAC The Top Commenter lemme help you with that, free robux

You forgot to mention that you're also *gay* (It's that idubbz meme, btw).

Ur da best

Dude!!! So true

Roman Soloduhin i agree, but not all cases of PTSD are war based.

.

Joker, The Wild Card ya don't say

Roman Soloduhin I just image they had a moment when they checked their pocket for their phone but it wasn't there.

Now I can only see that

sorry snap black.

MrPagwon ur cps l0ck 1s 0pr£s1ng m1

iDubbbzTV WOAH Racist much?

Jesus the people in this chain can't handle jokes.

+Doge Bag ikr.

Only true Reich fans will get this

Hier ist mein tag

cringe

@@marhabacarpet8593 ok boomer

@@aarok1847 ok boomer 😂😂👌😂😂👌👌👌👌😂😂😂😂😂😂👌😂😂😂

no i didn't.

iDubbbzTV woops.

wat

+TheMadWasp omg lol

I think you made him commit suicide. Tnx idubbbzI'm going to KEEM AND THE WHOLEEE WORLD WILL KNOW

I guess it's because they feel it's not obvious enough. If you suffer from mental problems, damn I feel for you just don't whine and make a big deal about it.

Yes, but the people with actual diagnosed, real mental disorders never complained, either. I have ADHD, yet I seldom cry about it. To me, it's just part of who I am.

Pretty sure they're aware they're scamming people. Fuck these scum, but moreso fuck the retards that fund them,

Because actually suffering from a disability and not being able to do anything about it feels fucking awful. Meanwhile these cunts play up their self diagnosed diseases for attention. knowing *FULL* well they can just change their minds any day and the disorder is "magically" gone.

+Blockhead134 I have bipolar disorder as well as PTSD (bad genes with a frightening childhood and an unbelievably fucked up father), but I've worked hard for years to learn how to manage it. I'm proud of that fact. And a big part of learning to live with my disorders was to separate myself from my illnesses. I'm not PTSD, I'm not BPD. So...why mention it? I don't mean usual support from groups and therapists and close family/friends. I mean using it as an excuse, carrying the around my neck like a cross. There's other beautiful things in life than wallowing in the cards I was dealt in the past. This person has a lot of personal work to do.

and i have osteoporosis.

cassandra5322 and I'm homosexual.

ayyyyyy

+Abyssed topkek lmao

+redavatar ayyyyyyyy (lmao)

I've got a MacBook but dang that was good m8

Ohhhhhhhhh~ Feisty lil thang~

"Credit card debt" that's worth begging online for is likely hundreds at a minimum. Then once they realize they don't have enough mohnay for the computer they want; it goes to stupid shit and drugs 100%. Probably more debt too.

probably the latter option

You know that's real funny. Not an SJW but these comments are getting old.

Swilliams Of course the comments are getting old...literally. You had to bother with a SIX month old comment.

Don't forget how that gave you PTSD

Her is melon dolar.

Anonymous One: homr

ohno mi got eemales

Go for at least $300, that laptop will only last you a year or two

Im on a free windows xp

I'm watching on a android phone m8

A tablet and a keyboard. Seriously

I got this PC for free, my Dad took it from his office because it was obsolete, works fine for me.

She beat a homeless guy up with her crutches until he gave her the only $150 he had and then she bought a cheap Windows laptop and watched a bit of porn and begged on tumblr

maybe she should buy the laptop with a charge card

it*

+trash Fuck off you SJW parasite.

I'm fairly certain it was sarcasm.

You are doing it for free right now

I would pay to see Idubbbz and Ben Shapiro meet up and just shit-talk SJW’s

@@SoupSackHandle throw Alex Jones into the boat too

@@SoupSackHandle Ben Shapiro is a big stupid doofus though

@@prunusserrulata6303 now now Charlie. Was that a LIE?

Get a cheap Dell or something and add more RAM yourself and you'll be better off.

+llibertyGamer had an AMD HP laptop that worked better than a desktop I had at the time (two years ago) 3.5 quad core, 16GB RAM, etc. got it for like 225$ lolz

+Luis Gonzalez Seriously....thats amazing o.o

+slayertakim1 oh yeah, heh, it usually would handle anything I threw at it.

thats fucking impresive

Ninja Kuma - Let's Plays, Reactions, Meme's Fair enough

Ninja Kuma - Let's Plays, Reactions, Meme's my college actually requires us to have tablets or iPads. Pretty annoying if you ask me.

If my college made us get a laptop, I'd get the one where it only teaches you from A-Z

Ninja Kuma - Let's Plays, Reactions, Meme's went to Uni and still puts meme's instead of memes smh

Jakey don't forget they also had two jobs as well. Never mind a full time job is 8 hours so two would be 16 plus time a University. I think what they were trying to say is they had two "part time" jobs. Congratulations you're just like many others and deserve a cookie. :P

Plus my computer is considered a really nice luxury. Now I know some kids is gonna have some decked 24 4k Curved Monitor 100k set up and be an ass to me but to do what I do with it, it is fine.

4gb is a tiny bit of ram and you say nothing about the processor. just saying.

James Philippon i don't think your gonna need a 2 grand computer too run around tumblr and reddit. Plus I am getting an 8ram kit in a few months. :^) to not have to play the steam games i have on low settings.

Nightranger Four1Seventeen next time save a bit more to 500 and build a pc.

Nightranger Four1Seventeen what's your cpu and your gpu

underscore how fitting now.

Ricescum

of course she is white

Byzantium/Byzantine empire/Eastern Roman Empire At least she ain't from Jersey

Byzantium/Byzantine empire/Eastern Roman Empire true

"she" I can clearly see it's a dude with a red wig who think they're a girl on a whim and they're pissy when the world doesn't revolve around their warped worldview.

-California the dick of the states

kaihtheloner I bought the cheapest laptop possible even though I'm a student in the medical field. To bad I didn't know all I needed to do was make a go fund me and take goofy pictures for patrons.

Janice Shore xD

kaihtheloner Don't forget that *A S M R*

With $2000 you could buy a badass fucken PC..... Not a shit laptop

Built my fairly beefy rig for $1500

THATS WHAT IM SAYING 💯

It's the California effect 💀

This aged like milk

​@josiahstone2887 keep using your trans status as a shield as you beat people up over "misgendering" 2016 youtube was a different place

She probably work for buzzfeed or twitch and makes millions xd

@@timotejlovrec9029 Stats would support the idea that the weirdo offed themselves