Kickstarter Crap - Fund My "ASS" 

how do you know it's not........

+Logan “NGMajora” Smith The quotes? idk.

Well, with implants, it'd no longer be her real, natural ass. So, yeah, it's fake, hence the quotation marks. (Okay, in reality, it's probably just yet another misuse of quotation marks in an attempt to emphasize a word and make it stand out, but I thought it was kind of funny considering the situation.)

guys, it's a pun using Ebonics. There is a colloquial phrase of '___ my ass'. She's saying fund me, fund my ass, but she literally means her ass. It's quite clever when you think about it.

Asserting Word I doubt it. Perhaps you *concur*.

Ha

*the research:* After frivolous testing and multiple consumer questionnaire surveys, I can finally say that the result of my kickstarter funded research is that Red Lobster is indeed a 5/5 and that I will be going back once funding has continued

Ok but actually...... that could be something interesting. Go to a highly rated small town restaurant, then go to a gourmet restaurant. Order the same dish cooked in the same manner (sirloin steak medium rare, for example). You could judge the over all quality of the food, portion sizes, availability of sides, time taken to receive meal after ordering, etc.

@@VideoGums then go do it

@@TheH10ne then fund my bowel movements.

Kermit Jagger underrated comment is underrated

"Gain da esperience"

Mike tythens daughther

I know you love me I'm Bosnian

@PiK I wouldn't say its racist to make fun of any general speech impediment.

Underrated comment

@Lord appulsaws thuckth*

@Lord appulsaws You thed it man

“Never half ass two things, full ass one thing” - Ron Swanson

One cheeked

+skudzer1985 Assperience*

+Yojiro dont be so harsh, she surely has high asspirations!

+Trash animations I Assume this is meant to be funny?

She gon' do a lot of essearch.

Trash animations More like fat asspirations!

Jack Noir he needs to be rich though

skittles14372 He's rich in character my dude.

DoubleTInThe Morning hell yeah

👏👏👏 YES

Is that the Americans dragons den?

C U H O N I T H

C U H O N I T H

Guys wtf is a cuhonith?

@@bashkuch cojones (cohonehs or if you have her Mike Tyson accent it's "cuhonith") is Spanish slang for balls (so like she's saying "bigger is always better, and im not talking about balls")

@@slightlyoffensivedadjokes thank you

Thats... quite specific.

And walks around with a Disney princess blanket, and is often found screaming loudly outside of your classroom during a test with 4+loud af friends

😂

thats the most american thing I've ever read

@@bellatrix1408 this is the somehow moreso trashy side of us

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE SEXUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

wow, 903 likes and only 1 reply.

YTVID Archiveteam No one would pimp that thing.

Pimps don't pay enough for what you losing as a result so idk

Onlyfans

thanks for pointing that out!...Really weird. I feel like it should either be suspended, or cancelled..but not 'no longer avaliable'...

iDubbbzTV Probably because it is a fund my life project! And unless one of the rewards is getting to bang her in that new big ass then it goes against KS tos.

iDubbbzTV my incite on this vid tells mi someting....but wat?

wezite1983 I laughed my ass off at this comment XD

@Hired GunGames-- You'll need implants, then.

Damn you even look like a ghost

It would be cool if you actually had content

And I'm not talking about kahaounes

Thanks for the incite

666 thumbs up >:D

Mike Tython

Mr. Allmighty Cornholio 69th like

She is.

Holy fuck she does

@@JesusChrist-cl5ut protect me from evil hayzeus

Nedark Alright, how much is this gunna cost me?

100$: A thank you E-mail. 150$: A personalized thank you E-mail 250$: Your name will be moaned once during sex. 500$: Your name will be shouted during sex. 600$: Your name will be shouted thrice during sex. 750$: Your name will be screamed at climax. 1000$: Your name in the credits of a porno. 1250$: You will be placed in a thank you note on the front page of a sex guide. 1500$: You will be sent a (signed) used dildo and a (signed) used condom. Both unwashed. 2000$: You will be in the background of a porno. 10000$: A Skype call.

Flicko Zicko How much to join in on the fun for 5 minutes?

Logan Oates 17500$: 1 minute of fun (You have to purchase your own plane ticket) 20000$: 2 minutes of fun (You have to purchase your own plane ticket) 22500$: 3 minutes of fun (You have to purchase your own plane ticket) 25000$: 4 minutes of fun (You have to purchase your own plane ticket) 27500$: 5 minutes of fun (You have to purchase your own plane ticket) 32500$: 10 minutes of fun (You have to purchase your own plane ticket)

Help fund my will to live

+Trevor Hinds potassium

+Trevor Hinds Cyanide

+Trevor Hinds nitrogen

+Trevor Hinds Carbon

have u seen it

*thuuved *beanth *ayuth *ith *hourth

yeat

@@anonymousblank5635 Imagine thinking that you actually did something

@@Me_23_at_U U wot m8? 🤔

@@Me_23_at_U u wot m8?

@@anonymousblank5635 That's what I thot

Searching for the d was actually a win imo while actually awkward stuff gets unaddressed

Siilent Sounds like a Hawaiian person word.

Siilent I think is Cojones xD

I think she has a lisp

Aiden M.E.K// Aiden kelly I think she hath a lithp*

Siilent lol

David Pocar , but

Butt

Me too lmao

David Pocar i thought i was thw only one

I was reading Albert Camus recently, so I guess you could say I know a thing or two about Algerian culture

@@DeadEndGoose so u already know that France forced both french language and even culture on Algerians lol we were f***ed by france

@@DeadEndGoose same

Nah nah nah, its spelled icite. Ya'know?

@@Brahim0801 you fucking bet I am from Algeria :) nice to see another Cabile out there

Dont insult the poor girl by comparing her to Jinx.

feisty lil thang

And looks like him too.

Nicolas Starr das racist

GraffitiTurtle actually that’s false

Len Frantora Fund my osteoporosis

Sure man

Len Frantora original

Len Frantora I don’t need funding for that, I already surpassed my goal

Len Frantora are you a boy or girl

"ill becom one of dese people to gain speriencse"

"Imm talkin bout bewbz n buttz"

Hey, she is stupid. I can take advantage of that. ;)

Julio Urbina Stupid = Has Herpes

Eli Hough Fuck

I kept hearing assperience. XD

no u

Franthith

Critter Swarm rip papa franku

*"Words can't bring me down"* *weeping and screeching*

*insecurity intensifies*

Alex Clark Accents are learned so blame her parents 😂🙄

Pip the alchemist That’s just ‘cause of her fat ass gums

Good incite on the the subject matter

+Pip the alchemist I think she still could have tried to sound more coherent, though. I'm pretty sure most black people with such thick accents know how to sound more white when they need to. If she always sounds like this, then I'm not sure how her friends understand her.

anyone can have a lisp

Manem poon

I'm pretty sure there was a reward where you could bang her xD

+S Dew It was a 500$ reward. you could smash if u backed 500

+AwesomeGamer Jake that was his joke you dumbass

+Axel Soto HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

+Axel Soto He wasn't joking, he meant that there was an actual tier of reward on the project that allowed you to do that - in regards to 'awesomegamer jake' so to quote you "You dumbass".

+Taras Shevchenko you have no evidence

You can save Snaps before sending them

172 old people liked this .

@jaden9128 Nah. She would obviously only put it in her story

Get The Clue And Take A Seat cojones. It means balls hahaha

It’s a disgrace someone can be a native speaker and pronounce and write like this.. what a dumb bitch

mand0rk "Incite" fucking killed me

XD

NO REALLY???? wow! i dident know that!

I actually don't know that... thanks

Kiss your shirt?

+Spider Venom makes more sense

+not a tryhard no shit, take a joke

Dark Empress ahahahah

Does mike wazowski wink or blink

u got kik

Matt Esses smh

Zombie Man lol

Sapphirewingthefurrycritic DATS WAYCIST

Stfu

@@hennessey3924 wassup

Violets are violet, that is all, the end

Edgy

same same same

Her spelling was so trash I forgot how to actually spell insight correctly for a few seconds "insite... No, insi... Oh fuck insight, fuck my ass!"

DirtyDirtyShisno fund*

Cole Willams Chester bennington killed himself

damn. when I read this i was more lost then my balls before puberty. when I realised what happened I shit my pants.

I was reading this and I'm positive I had a seizure followed by a stroke then along the lines I ate some bread sticks and woke up under my bed.

nice nice

He already has green light garbage

Oh, i guess that wouldnt work then

Go fund me feces

GoFundme Guano

Haha so funny, depression and anxiety is cool now right?

100th like..

@@beyondbackwater4933 Self deprecation has been a thing for a looong time.

@@beyondbackwater4933 yes, it's the hot new thing on the market

@@beyondbackwater4933 It's called coping

Lmaoo

Azurox Sucks close, grew up around a lot of retards

lololol mfs from the south

+kalloused he he extreme...

+Azurox Sucks No, he has Idubbbz to translate. :)

I'd call you cancer but Maria pic proves you're cancer free

-flat girls

Anyone with a anime pp is cancer, m2

flat is cute

Mildly Offended Tatsu Ain't no anime m4. That's the highest rated light novel out there.

Dannyh09 2 years ago you couldnt place mid-ads if the vid was 1 min or 10 mins. So it didnt matter. Both have the same results

This video is way old.. at that time 'watch time' wasn't a thing..

This was before mid rolls

Dosent really matter because im sure he gets demonized a large majority of the time anyways lol.

@@shelbyhetrick8384 *demonitized

Flinn*

😂😂😂

she fricked(fucked) her way in to college most likely. That's right. i went there.

iDubbbzTV Nice ass edupples!

Maybe that's what the ass surgery is for, so she can try to use it to seduce someone into letting her in.

+iDubbbzTV Well that's how I'm getting into college. Work smarter, not harder.

affirmative action

I remember it like it was yesterday.. Dear God. I fucking remember this video coming out 😭

Heheh, suckers living in COVID

lol

My name is chefffff

Jazmine, but on a black accent

My name is chef

Cheffsmine?

Toaster Coaster Chefsman

Toaster Coaster ma nemme chef

Wat up

@@barbasolboi3120 greetings fellow human

This is gold lmao

🤣🤣

+Isaiah Williams The fuck?

+Isaiah Williams Why Are You Typing Like This?

daytuh

No she wouldn’t have. We’ve always been in the era of simps, we just didn’t have a word for it before.

+ThePainkiller9995 LMAO YOU ARE RIGHT

+ThePainkiller9995 She actually does xD

YEAH BITCH SCIENCE

Ddddade wwwhat's for bbbbbreakfast

BRUUUUUH

Yes it was..

The Afterlife I wasn´t being serious btw

+Relaxel what're you fuckin' gay?

witheggsontop what´re you a fuckin´fagoot?

+Relaxel what are you fucking cancer?

@William Warner that's not Ebonics. That's a straight speech impediment.

Except black people.

@William Warner oh fuck that joke is incredible ahahahaha.

@@v0rtexbeater haha black people funny

@@v0rtexbeater It rely do b lik Dat doe 🥵

k

Zelthane until he gave himself a new hairline..

OCTOPUFF IN KUMQUAT me too! cancer is a terrible disease that should be fought. glad he beat that.

Virtual Syrup yeah the adpocolypse happened like 6 months ago

This video was uploaded before the whole Ad-pocalypse so no one really knew about the 10-minute video formula

10:01*

Hey It's Wyatt You guys are fucking morons, explain to me why you think that making a video 10 minutes long makes more money? When a video is 10 minutes they can put multiple ads, but you morons, even if they don't run multiple ads go ballistic if the video is 10 minutes.

Chris J 10 m is making ads when the ads is on the vid the creator makes more money even if nobady watches and it cant be demonotized

Yeah

@@travelgaming5422 yep

This is my 3rd time going through the series.

Yep

yes

and i aint talmbout kahoneth

Tbh, i have no idea, its so dumb.

cuz mountain dew

because god is dead

because advertisers have finally given up completely

+awesomeator256 That was fockin awful

+Wolfy TW fack off😂

What r u,gay ?

N S thicc boi

How thicc will she go

evaluated where? a couch?

Kardam Gergov Oh shit,she does lol

Grant Hunn espiriance

Big same

It’s like they’re hidden in the crevices and than you notice there’s some change sparkling in the corner.

123TeeMee Ha!

mayrana2 I want to die

mayrana2 I think we can put that down to eduzp's video.

You realize we have 2 ass cheeks, right? You think they only do one side?

Oh... well, okay then. :D

I'm a go through the astrain

An I’m Nat talkin about kahoneth

It is how some people talk

@@XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW And those people can also be made fun of. Point is regardless of what color or race you are, everyone speaks diffrently. I'm colored myself and i don't speak like that, so maybe if i was the one making the video, i'd make fun of her too.

I gained esperiance from this video.

Brighton Collver I found mine too.

It does

Been 2 years, found it yet?

hate it when i lose my ass

But her name isn't Jasmin. She clearly said "Tcheshmeh".

You should be ashamed you were given a stripper name anyways.

mine is too save us all

MadGnomeStudios oh shit

MadGnomeStudios too much e d g e

english?

1Kenny30 nooob

Alonso Gutierrez ur a loser

Alonso Gutierrez ur stupid ugly noob fit me on roblox what sur roblox?!!!?!?!?!

Alonso Gutierrez no life stop spamming me idc about u kid