Injustice 2 (Zero Punctuation) 

And his name was based on the ENIAC computer, which predated the microprocessor. THAT'S how old that character is.

DarthEnderX holy shit is that true, Damn!

DarthEnderX I like how they took a pretty silly villain in the past and turned him into a terrifying opponent in the new comics, TV shows and games...helll even derkseid Is afraid of him...

1982 would be when the Superfriends cartoon was airing, and Brainiac was a major villain in that show, so the timeline lines up pretty well.

Surely it's not just the ENIAC thing, it had to be because it sounds like maniac, right?

Margret Thatcher's supermove would be to raise taxes until the opponent can't pay so they end up being beaten half to death by law enforcement. But it would have no effect on Batman, Robin, Green Arrow, Black Canary or Aquaman, since they're in the 1% top earners (or related to one).

Pretty sure this is just M.U.G.E.N... Or, salty bet

I wish all school plays had irresponsibly extravagant budgets.

id rather watch it on youtube

Self-conscious awkward kid stammering through Hamlet’s Yorick speech while crying at the macabre effect of using a real human skull? Then getting shanked by a broadsword? I’d watch

My school tried that once, wound up with a stage hand shattering her knee, the lead female character getting a broken nose, an extra nearly tearing her ACL on a stage jump, a male extra suffered a micro-concussion after getting cracked just right with a walking stick and as I was playing the main villain during a fight scene tweaked my knees and shoulder with symptoms close to a stinger

There’s a Michael bay joke in there somewhere

It turns into a debating simulator. Probably just as interesting to be honest.

Erik Kjer neither side is rational enough for that. Batman is of the idea that there is never ever a justifiable reason to take a life. Even if that life is objectively a danger to thousands or millions of other lives. Also Robin makes the joke that Batman won't kill but he has no problem causing brain damage with skull shattering kicks and punches. Superman is of the idea that people are completely incapable of taking care of themselves and that if he doesn't micromanage the entire world that crime will never go away. And so he creates a world government where nobody is allowed to even say or think what they want. he's even killing the people that are trying to help him. He killed Shazam who was just a child just because Shazam said that Superman was going too far by offering to destroy a city just to prove a point. so neither party is going to listen to one another. So just let them punch each other as much as they want.

Learn to recognize a joke, Erik.

It might happen, but only if the points and counterpoints are represented by imaginary versions of the characters punching each other. Also, you don't actually see the civil discussion bit, only the imaginary fistfight.

There was a weird Japanese RPG like that, actually. The story was that a futuristic school implemented a system where the students used augmented reality to throw arguments at each other and deal damage in turn based combat system... then it turns out the whole thing was a cover for aliens to train kids with their psychic powers so that they can be enlisted into a universal peace-keeping force to fight against invaders from another universe. So yeah, it went from weird to *weeeeeeeird*.

No, it doesn't, and yes, he is. Let's get this party started

@@MegaZeta The term was coined after Brainiac from the comics, deal with it

Khorne Marine injustice now with half the justice of original injustice

Injustice 3: The Injustice-ing, followed by Injustice 4: Jaywalking

louisalectube Will there be a prequel game called Just?

Yeah this!

George Sears Rippling super tits, I'm dead man :''D

True.

Gameplay mechanics do not equal bad writing. without the super pills you would probably have way less characters on the roster

Gameplay/Storyline Segregation

Superhero comics are now aimed at adults and if, _if,_ they weren't before, they have been 99% worthless, shameful trash for literally twenty years at this point

That's analogous to the superhero-comics-reading experience nowadays, where one big reason superhero comics have become so zombie-like and joyless is that the tiny target audience that still gets its superhero fix that way doesn't really like stories. They like Wikipedia summaries.

The wiki is basically my only exposure to WH40K. Doesn't surprise me that that is a preferred method of keeping up for a whole lot of fans. It's curated, short and free. And it signals decline...

Yes, people are too stupid to understand what happened there, no need to demonstrate again and again.

But that would only work on Batman.

Now that's a badass profile pic. A pack of fire giants strikes fear into the heart of any AoM player.

Oh that profile pic hit me with instant nostalgia.

TheRedGauntlet I would love to see scarecrow being more acknowledged by dc instead of just recycling the joker one billion times

XD false advertising is a criminal offence Yahtzee

Technically, those are parentheses. Brackets look like this: [] or this in the case of curly brackets: {} Now you could make the argument that parentheses are curved brackets, but that would make you sound like an idiot because nobody says curved brackets and you wouldn't want that now would you?

+Alex Parker { } These are curly braces, not curly brackets. Speaking of being technical, a ! is called a bang and a # is called an octothorpe.

JamesDavy2009 actually they're called set brackets (very common in mathematics)

JamesDavy2009 That depends on the context.

RiasRed Why? If I recall he likes the Prime games.

twas a terrible joke I was making. And if for some reason he does end up not liking it I would love him all the same.

Daniel Silva Metroid Dread is a canceled Metroid game.

What the fuck

@@zaphero5518 Guess again 😁

_~counting off on my fingers~_ "Sit down, dweeb"

@@MegaZeta Were you too busy to read the damn comment before writing a reply to it? Or could you not recognize a joke even if it was a boxing glove hitting you in the face?

This doesnt explain how Green Arrow arrows do anything to Superman

The story mode doesn't address the pills; and at some point Batman straight up takes down Wonder Woman before the pills were invented (flashback) . The game's story makes no sense at all in that context. But the fighting is fun!

Ok fair point i stand corrected

The game mentions the nanite pills, but its only in a laundry list of Superman's crimes from the first game. Which honestly makes me wonder if they still use them.

Everyone has synthetic kryptonite in their costumes and weapons is how I explained it to myself. At least in Mortal Kombat vs. DC magic from merging universes screwed it all up.

I like the idea of downloading new skins over existing fight styles

Dennis Williams Batman convinced superman the swords and guns would hurt him

Also never explained: why Bats would ever go into a one on one fight with Supes, rather than trying to the him out via trickery.

you don't need an explanation for that. it's a fucking fighting game

Magic bullets, magic arrows, magic swords. Superman has a weakness for magic

Burt Simps And Kryptonite.

I read the first line of your post in the voice of master Yoda

the actual gameplay will never compare to tekken 7 so why bother?

i scrolled pretty far down to find a comment like this i'm satisfied

Neatherealm: Yes and anyone didn't and read the prequel comics leading up to this one then fuck you you should have played it we work our asses off on that game.