Everything's okay 'Cause I'm on vacation We spent 14 hours on that sandcastle! Everything is great 'Cause I'm on vacation At least we're not back at our jobs Which is at an ice cream sandwich factory We need it We want it Vacation We on it Surf, beach, palm trees, got, no worries Typically I ride a bike by myself but I'm on vacation I'm gonna ride with someone else Yeah We rented a double bike Two men on a double bike, I've always wondered what a double bike ride feels like I think there's something in my eye But it's okay 'Cause I'm still on vacation I left my fashion sense at home It's time to get our airbrush t-shirt on! I'm willing to pay anything he wants me to pay 'Cause he can make a shirt say anything I want it to say Birthday Girl 1st Cousin Buckwild Dustin I love Dolphins Teen Mom Dog Person Steve Jobs Uh, you got a little something on your face (I know) But it's still okay 'Cause I'm on vacation I think he misspelled the word vacation but that's cool Everything is great 'Cause I'm on vacation Making ice cream sandwiches isn't as fun as it sounds It's cold up in here And every ice cream sandwich has to be perfect That one's upside-down On vacay I spend cake on figurines and keepsakes This decorative plate (I'ma use that) This sand dollar (I need that) This snow globe (I'ma use that) This ink pen (did you see that?) I can't see at all But I'm still on vacation I don't eat fudge much, in my daily routine But on vacation I judge fudge and become a fudge fiend I think I love fudge I think I'm feeling queasy I think this fudge has been drugged Who would do such a thing? (me) [Spoken:] Turns out these ladies are really running this boutique as a front for an identity theft ring, and now they're dragging our limp bodies straight up out this lobby into the back where they're gonna steal everything But it's still okay 'Cause I'm on vacation Right now they're applying for a car loan as us (good for them) Everything is great 'Cause I'm on vacation Our boss is very demanding We only get like a 15 minute lunch break And all we get to eat is ice cream sandwiches No cash No phone No obvious way to get home It's time to turn to the only skill that we can fall back on Selling ice cream sandwiches at the corner of this street Twelve dollars for a dozen or fifty cents a piece Don't question where we got the ice cream from Just step right up and sample some Cookies, the nicest Ice cream the whitest But I think what's inside this is a mutated virus We might have just unleashed a zombie apocalypse But it's still okay 'Cause I'm on vacation Everything is great 'Cause I'm on vacation How did zombies get in here? This is a flashback scene (And why are they even in this music video at all?) (This is so cliche) Well, technically these are time traveling zombies, which is slightly more original Everything is great 'Cause I'm on vacation (Hey!) (HEY!) (Stupid and dummy) (Your vacation was not approved, and you're both fired!) Permanent vacation!
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