Intel Dishwasher

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The new Intel Pentium High Performance Dishwasher is the future of washing dishes, guaranteed to handle the most demanding of dish washing loads for computing, especially with overclocking and thermal solutions by Intel for the optimal dish washing computing experience using cutting edge Intel processors. The Intel Pentium High Performance Dishwasher is the latest Intel technology added to its roster of high performance computing solutions, and its benefits will last a lifetime.

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@Blebeb01 4 года назад

This dishwasher has better specifications than my pc

@tylerhavens8760 3 года назад

Well it is $4999

@Aragon-no5tc 3 года назад

O O F

@N9TheNoob 3 года назад

woooooow that weak

@purothebad1042 3 года назад

ooofff that weak

@lostchromosomes8227 3 года назад

I knew you from somewhere

@nou-jn6uz 4 года назад

But the real question is Can it defend against a 105mm APFSDS round?

@jackdevenish6609 4 года назад

Only if you get the one with ERA protection

@BosnianApeSociety 4 года назад

Intel® Core™ Exposive Reactive Armor option can be added for only $16,999.99

@nou-jn6uz 4 года назад

@@jackdevenish6609 with kontakt-5 ERA blocks

@rocky-zx6kq 4 года назад

The tank will mistaken that with a washing machine and not a computer

@abdulrahmanalwahid9917 4 года назад

Can it *cleanse* Crysis?

@nhansgoofyvideos7581 4 года назад

Did he just replace Gaming with Dishwashing? Incredible.

@TripleBarrel06 4 года назад

Only real Washers will understand.

@benaiahdavis8870 4 года назад

Finally something for girl gamers👏

@jommydavi2197 4 года назад

Pinnacle of gen z humour

@PizzaDelivery4uProductions 3 года назад

This would make sense in a real life scenario, using x-ray to 3D scan the dishes and running realtime fluid simulations to calculate where the droplets will fall on the dishes to get an effective cleaning process.

@green0563 3 года назад

😂😂

@johnjordan3552 3 года назад

NEEEEERDDD!

@PizzaDelivery4uProductions 3 года назад

@@johnjordan3552 NOOOOOORRRRMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIII

@AbhijayAgarwal 3 года назад

@@PizzaDelivery4uProductions Some people just can't understand the immense power and sheer intelligence of the Intel Dishwasher. It's ranked as the greatest tech invention of all time by Forbes. Here are the top 3 from that list 1. Intel Pentium High Performance Dishwasher 2. Nvidia Aero-Active Cooling Bread 3090 3. Thomas Edison's HyperTorch

@Wasmachineman 2 года назад

Photon Bombardment program for those ultra-tough to remove stains, Hurricane Drying so even plastic dishes can dry properly, UltraAquaStop that absolutely prevents all forms of leakage, wash pump with AI Machine Learning to detect stains and dishware fragility, 15,000 bar piezoelectric spray arms (I have way too much fun coming up with shit like this as an washing machine enthusiast with too much free time)

@amritsingh4251 3 года назад

Intel needs to make an ad for this on April fools day.

@MikeStavola 3 года назад

No joke, this commercial mirrors the time Dyson released a washing machine.

@dachshundyt9085 3 года назад

Instructions unclear. My dish washer died after putting the chip into it

@californium-2526 3 года назад

Love the random clips (0:43-0:44, 0:47-0:48, around 0:55, around 1:10, 1:17-1:18, 1:32-1:33)

@Wehiremonkeys 3 года назад

I had one with the rare Pentium D extreme edition, all 4 threads to make me feel unstoppable. Then someone with a dual threaded Athlon 64 came along and benchmarked higher. In order to compete I overclocked the life out of my CPU and then it overheated and set my kitchen on fire.

@Psykomancer 11 месяцев назад

I love how the model rotation is slightly off-axis

@Whatever-kk4cm 3 года назад

I work for Intel and this has me and a ton of D1 technicians laughing.

@lightironmogs 3 года назад

i watched you video for the first time and im in so many tears that im able to wash my dishes without the need to purchase the dishwasher. For saving me £4999 you've earned my sub, TY

@gamewardensmcandmore5500 2 года назад

this would actually make sense considering a smart dishwasher.

@Frankabyte 2 года назад

Give the man in charge of audio mixing a raise.

@avybenfield508 3 года назад

I'm thrilled with the multithreaded dishwashing experience that supports DDR4-2933 RAM technology. It's changed my life and a few friends at the women's institute are getting excited.

@stellarx20 3 года назад

i love how there's also boss music or something in the background

@sven6260 3 года назад

Why is this channel randomly living on my RU-vid page

@channel2162 2 года назад

A dishwasher for the best washing experience

@v.sandrone4268 2 года назад

Washers are overclocking them and using water cooling to keep them stable.

@shpadhy5974 3 года назад

When a dishwasher is faster than your pc

@anno_nym Год назад

OMG, this is like a BAS / Podel collaboration. That "attach the optional heatsink" part was hilarious 🤣

@2016hondacrv 3 года назад

Intel: Write that down! Write that down!

@odizzido 2 года назад

Intel should make a dryer instead, the 12900K could easily double up as the heating element.

@SCGO. 3 года назад

Guys it’s just a rebranded AMD microwave. you can tell from cpu pins

@harambus555 3 года назад

I mean, people would think this is a real promotion video s it is well made and contains all that high tech info...

@Milkbagfountain 3 года назад

"Washing the dishes today, for a better tomorrow"

@trollgod6467 3 года назад

Before:Intel inside Now:Diswasher inside

@Schzercro 3 года назад

This has a new opponent, Xbox Fridge.

@Pravculear 3 года назад

The real question is, can that dishwasher play doom?

@VenerhiaStellarvore 2 года назад

1:24 it runs so loud that we can hardly hear the narration that was recorded separatly, like it literally transcended time. That's some powerful pc/dishwashing technology right there, let me tell you.

@jokejfjwkr 3 года назад

can finally wash my plates at 60fps

@ChristianStout 3 года назад

I'll wait to upgrade my dishwasher until they add AVX-512 to the residential models.

@Bucket_Ball 3 года назад

I even got an intel ad

@carmonta1616 3 года назад

The amd 5000 series dishwasher seems to out clase this old technology now with a v8 engine and state of the art armor with 50 millimeters of space armor densed 175 millimeter of steel. angle at a 45 degree angle

@keshi5541 2 года назад

The fact that I thought this was real.

@pdfbro5118 3 года назад

Some secret base somewhere: alright our super computer is ready to man the anti aircraft guns. The computer

@sirflaps7619 4 года назад

Video about Intel product, shows amd cpu

@wongaddison9660 3 года назад

You cannot underestimate intels 14+++++++++++++++++++nm technology

@theliteralicecreamman 2 года назад

Plot twist: The dishwasher is just using your dishes as an alibi as it slowly grows sentient and plans to kill all gluttonous and lazy humans by remotely controlling all military bases and arming the ICBMs.

@jonaut5705 2 года назад

You made one crucial mistake, did you see it? Of course you did. You failed to notice the Soviet T-34 fitted with a 76.2 mm F-34 gun loaded with APCR shells, laughing at your incompetence, not even considering you a threat.

@tomemacyt.1524 3 года назад

I got an add for a dishwasher before the video.

@rexwolf5919 4 года назад

I'm disappointed ,no graphics card!

@wastelander 3 года назад

This reminds me of the "Nivida Bread" video

@quazar5017 4 года назад

Dang, imagine your dishwasher processing at 5,3 GHZ

@itzefatabruhh1701 4 года назад

Overwashing

@anytuna 3 года назад

@@itzefatabruhh1701 so clean and shiny that it reflects more light then is shown :)

@Teesquared00 3 года назад

0:38 weird to see pins on an Intel chip

@soldier1stclass987 3 года назад

Cannot wait to see Intel Burger🤤

@EdyAlbertoMSGT3 4 года назад

A Commented from RU-vid for Intel Pentium IV 10700MF 32-core dishwasher

@agiutajik6826 3 года назад

It’s easy to get detective by neighbours radar as the dishwasher provides no production against radars. Also in case of a theft the dishwasher can not protect itself. It needs better armament and weaponry systems.

@starf1are505 3 года назад

I’ll ask my grandson to buy one when GTA VI releases.

@brianchez6359 3 года назад

Who's here after the Core i9 11900K launch thinking this would have been a better product for them to release?

@earthybestbosses5999 4 года назад

This needs to be put on a toomads stream omg

@kabbacallisto 3 года назад

Up next, the AMD Boiler

@dolce_st 3 года назад

Can't wait to buy this gaming dishwasher

@AustrianDeathMachine9 3 года назад

I... actually... want... that...

@mistahhbeangaming8127 4 года назад

This shit has the ability to put RAM inside it like fr that's high quality

@kurnma3776 3 года назад

Expect the dishwashing loads to heat up your house, as previous Pentium 4 models suffer from overheating issues

@rollvideo 3 года назад

Nice one Gordon. 😂😂😂 Innovation is key.

@Joraultechy 4 года назад

I’m not sure how I got here, but am I ever glad that I did

@AJsoment95x 3 года назад

The Present: Dishwashers with high computing power is just a meme. 100 years later: Market for high computing power dishwashers are exploding.

@certifiedidiot8108 3 года назад

Now we will wait for Nvidia to release an RTX 3080 fridge.

@user-pc5sc7zi9j 4 года назад

Can it wash NVIDEA Bread spread with MSI Butter?

@lettuceprime4922 4 года назад

Imagine explaining this video to someone from 1837.

@turtlelmfao1052 3 года назад

better than a threadripper with dual 3090s'

@sheggybruh3766 3 года назад

damn these Bay trail cpus have a tendency to crash randomly on linux

@hablom1977 3 года назад

hey maybe I could understand dishwashers better if they were something like this

@observantmagic4156 3 года назад

Is there a military grade variant available?

@OneSeason-C4621 3 года назад

I want to buy this

@arlieproductions4794 4 года назад

Yes but you see, it doesn’t have rainbow LEDs.

@bettafish541 3 года назад

U n a c c e p t a b l e .

@ahrikiksu4761 3 года назад

The LED is your overheated CPU

@scoopersketchy 3 года назад

@@ahrikiksu4761 lmao

@sh956 3 года назад

Not worth it

@minceraftgaming6311 3 года назад

Rgb gives so many extra frames it does not make sense to buy this when you can build a super rgb pc that will outperform this

@Notmyname1593 4 года назад

Love how these videos confuse the hell out of the youtube recommendation algorithm.

@LeonserGT 3 года назад

Or do they?..

@StumpfForFreedom 3 года назад

Bosian Ape Society actually has a copy of the youtube recommendation algorithim and produces the videos the algorithm wants to recommend, but which don't yet exist.

@flapflapflapflap 4 года назад

Just wait till AMD releases a washing machine with Ryzen® chipset

@jakewest8704 4 года назад

I'll pass on that. Im waiting for AMD to release their AMD™ Radeon™ RX6900 XT™ Air Conditioning Unit™. Should help me stop thermal throttling, especially during summers

@KinreeveNaku 4 года назад

I’m looking forward to their new Convection Microwave. Supposedly it can maintain temperatures as high as the Sun’s surface AND tell you if your cheesy tortilla is hot enough to hurt

@chen_plays4173 4 года назад

*Tortilla: You won't be successful in life*

@mditm6966 3 года назад

My freind has one of these dishwashers and he needs it destroyed, I’m waiting for my AMGD air resistance missile with a contental missile launcher to destroy his dishwasher

@catwithabat7163 3 года назад

It would probably be 3000$ cheaper, because AMD is cheaper than Intel

@oldzem 4 года назад

You may want to also have some Nividia™ Bread on the side while waiting for your dishes to be complete.

@Nolaru 4 года назад

I was hoping someone here would have seen that

@Daniel-yz5qj 4 года назад

Cant forget your MSI butter and slap on some EVGA jam on there as well Edit: I put can instead of cant on accsident

@quantumsniper9433 3 года назад

Toasted by a razer toaster

@Cringemoment4045 3 года назад

Use code "please Sharon come back with the kids please god"

@bettafish541 3 года назад

Already have it

@MKUltra614 4 года назад

how can something this beautiful be so underrated

@flynntaggart8549 4 года назад

2.3k likes vs 11 dislikes i mean it doesn't get much better than that

@generalelectricmotor9084 3 года назад

9.5k likes and 60 dirty dishes

@StampedMars 3 года назад

Yes

@justamanofculture12 3 года назад

@@generalelectricmotor9084 they need to be cleaned from this earth

@gutty5475 3 года назад

nice countryball profile picture

@online12plus 4 года назад

this video is fake, it doesn't have ballistic rounds

@thatguy7155 4 года назад

It lacks 120 mm armor piercing anti tank explosive round

@mrbass7380 3 года назад

@@thatguy7155 Bruh it doesn't at least even have a Leopard 2A7+ armed with 120mm L55 smoothbore gun capable of firing standard Nato ammunition and new programmable 120mm HE-rounds.

@analizin 3 года назад

The plates and the car are secretly disguised120mm armour-piercing anti-tank rounds. The reason they are disguised is because showing weapons in commercials is... ahem.... *not good*

@ANYA.RIZALI 3 года назад

mew

@dumuraugratanputin517 3 года назад

We need a minigun using special rounds cost 120.000 dollars for firing 12 seconds.

@nickisdoge 4 года назад

I recommend Cascade™ Thermal™ Paste™ for improved cooling™

@npne1253 4 года назад

I also recommend Finish®™ Quantum Max™ Ram™ For increased memory ™

@aidancommenting 4 года назад

Don't forget your Samsung porcelain dishes for maximum storage

@ganaraminukshuk0 4 года назад

I've always used Hellman's thermal mayonnaise. It also goes great when I'm making sandwiches with Nvidia bread.

@farn69 3 года назад

I also recommend Prudential™ Lifetime™ Dishwasher™ Insurance™ as an extra layer of Protection™.

@sethb3090 3 года назад

My brain saw paste and autocorrected Cascade to Crest

@Thelionpaladin 4 года назад

This feels like Podel's Son made a video

@elizabethfinn2279 4 года назад

I’m going to put my nvidia bread in this beast

@mrdaxtercrane 4 года назад

yeah this is just the podel video but for intel, Well done emulating his style, it's very well thought out.

@ark8705 4 года назад

7/10 not enough or explosions.mp3

@Lil.Yahmeaner 4 года назад

Absolutely Right!

@gentaillahi6153 3 года назад

not enough "piss off"

@seanpeh4698 3 года назад

Nobody: *That one kid in the Discord call:* 1:26

@goldenshovel7573 3 года назад

Haha lol

@Chancey06 3 года назад

Haha lol

@observantmagic4156 3 года назад

Haha lol

@stellathefoxgirl3648 3 года назад

Haha lol

@faiqjaved7419 3 года назад

Haha lol

@zodiac7107 3 года назад

Note: As one of the engineers of the intel dishwasher, I can safely say this can run all versions of doom on high quality levels.

@SupersuMC 3 года назад

But wut abot Meincrapht?

@ucbrightnoa 2 года назад

😂🤣😂🤣

@hackerdagreat57 2 года назад

Mhmm sure yeah I'll believe you yup toooootally

@Voltboy1449 2 года назад

I'll have to test it to see if it can run with my crappy internet it's so bad I can't swear with it

@zodiac7107 2 года назад

@@Voltboy1449 our intel dishwasher comes with the highest level GPU and RAM out there, along with built in wifi, for all your gaming and cleaning needs!

@thenasiudk1337 3 года назад

We have : Nvidia Bread EVGA Jam MSI Butter Razer Toaster Now, we have *Intel Dishwasher*

@General_Belu Год назад

It should be Intel potato chips.

@Anolaana Год назад

I found out about the Podel channel from this, thanks!

@superNova5837 Год назад

We need an ROG stove

@pinekel8987 9 месяцев назад

Xbox Fridge

@Cringemoment4045 9 месяцев назад

Logitech/AMD stove?

@hayescausey9941 3 года назад

Personally, it seems like a slap in the face at this point that if you want to use both detergent pods slots, it’s cuts the bandwidth to your main detergent bay (which matters a lot more). Come on Intel, AMD has had this since the start of their platform, and you’re going to wait until next year for it? My next appliances are definitely going to be team red...

@mattr2238 4 года назад

Damn, 5.4 ghz out of a Pentium? That's impressive.

@space__idklmao 4 года назад

Ah yes, P e n t i u m s u p e r e d i t i o n

@nathangamble125 4 года назад

If Intel unlocked their current Pentium CPUs' core multiplier, it would probably be possible to run them at 5.4GHz with really high-end watercooling.

@vedantganesh4954 3 года назад

Or liquid nitrogen

@ThePandafriend 3 года назад

@@nathangamble125 The current record is 8001 mhz as far as I know.

@Oxide445 3 года назад

@@ThePandafriend The highest recorded overclock on an Intel Pentium 4 641 is 8017.6 MHz on LN2 cooling.

@그냥애니프사 4 года назад

Did you just alternated the every single word "process" in intel CPU ad to "dishwash?"

@jazmihamizan4987 4 года назад

but intel doesnt have a 32 core dishwasher though

@linuxnoodle8682 4 года назад

@@jazmihamizan4987 nah this is a leaked ad, he changed nothing. AMD be aware; they will be washed up after this

@MagnorCriol 4 года назад

@@linuxnoodle8682 I agree, intel is really going to dish out some strong market pressure with this.

@QPUNeptune 4 года назад

@@MagnorCriol yeap, _even tho they are using an AMD CPU on the dishwasher_

@rockytom5889 3 года назад

@@QPUNeptune Nevermind that intel also used to have pga processors.

@LUCAS420BLZ 4 года назад

Doesn't show a single dish being washed *"I'll take your entire stock"*

@S3lvah 4 года назад

I know this is fake because 32 cores is way too many for Intel, and their node was missing ~17 plus signs after the "14 nm"

@shadowguardian3612 3 года назад

They have a 56 core processor

@petersansgaming8783 3 года назад

@@shadowguardian3612 I mean yes a server processor. We're talkin consumer grade here

@enjoshi-godrez8775 3 года назад

We're talking about customer grade Intel dishwashers here moron. Try to keep up.

@Oxide445 3 года назад

Calling the mighty Intel Pentium 4 641 "consumer grade" I think is a bit insulting. It could run a server if it wanted to, it just has not been attempted out of fear.

@enjoshi-godrez8775 3 года назад

@@Oxide445 exacly. Those dishes could be stacked in raid 0.

@AI--wl3kd 3 года назад

My Girlfriend: I bet he's thinking about other girls... Me: DISHWASHER GO BRRRRRRRR

@kmshairstay 3 года назад

Dead bahaha

@TrippVadr 3 года назад

Intel man: *explaining the washer* Heat sink: *WHIIIIRRRRR*

@ZarHakkar 3 года назад

Imagine a dishwasher that mined bitcoin as it ran, using the heat to wash the dishes.

@drake52 3 года назад

it could be possible with smart home devices

@AuxenceF 3 года назад

Well ... Heat is the thing you want to avoid in a mining chip

@Wasmachineman 3 года назад

Heat exchanger coupled to a few liquid cooled Bitcoin ASICs. Done.

@hedgeearthridge6807 3 года назад

Nvidia: RTX 3000 series AMD: Ryzen 5000 series and Big Navi Intel:

@alexmaldonado2804 3 года назад

AMD is gonna be so mad over this lol

@Ted_II 3 года назад

Me: "Mom can I have Podel?" Mom: "We have Podel at Tesco's" Podel at Tesco's:

@sangamharsolia5069 3 года назад

Hope you don't get attacked by someone launching a grenade at you..

@jankowalski9039 3 года назад

I lost it at "overclock your dishwasher".

@yuudii 4 года назад

Yes, but can it blast the damn lasagna off of the pan. It's been there for months please help.

@Magnamhut 4 года назад

Same here

@Gryphon1-1 3 года назад

I'm sure it comes with at least four gbu-12s that are guaranteed to remove any stain.

@thesturm8686 3 года назад

You'll need and APFSDS for that

@anytuna 3 года назад

blow torch

@yowtfputthemaskbackon9202 3 года назад

just get wife

@chrisbilling 2 года назад

The thought of having a deafening loud heat sync on your modded out dishwasher is amazing

@chooyongming110 3 года назад

If you have any questions for the effectiveness of this product, consider watching the following timestamps: 0:43 0:48 0:48 0:54 1:10 1:17 1:27 1:32

@sneaky_kestrel 4 года назад

Is this compatible with EVGA jam?

@theexistman 3 года назад

yeah

@anytuna 3 года назад

yes, its nice to see cross compatibility across both nvidia breaed and intel dishwasher series

@theexistman 3 года назад

what my freinds hear when i talk about PCs

@tirraj9951 3 года назад

The problem with This is that this is gonna actually exist in near future

@samarthk4130 3 года назад

Intel® Nuclear Reactor Core™

@eurobeatfan8718 3 года назад

Aw, come on. You know that the Ryzen Sink is the real boss in the cleaning world.

@thiagozlin 3 года назад

I have a theory that this channel is entirely made of unused animations that were made for another purpose, then he just adds some absurd voice over to make it funny.