@@bitterlemonboy The 1974 Attenborough Almanac states quite clearly that humans are 84% meat, with the remainder being anything from sugar and spice to slugs, snails and puppy dog tails - incidentally all being meat also.
The fruit roll-up is Iranian and is actually a mixture of different fruit, which is probably why it tastes so funky. It doesn't say what fruit, but going by experience it's probably a mix of apricot, sour cherries, and apple.
JasonTheGhost Apple roll-ups in particular are really nice, I remember those quite accurately them being really apple'y and really sweet. They were always sold out as soon as time break came at school. Ahhh, the past...
@@avocatdelamusique9778 Your school sold snacks? My elementary school even removed the yoghurt from the cafeteria because they people ate a lot of it and the teachers thought it contained too much sugar
@@demoleramera oh yeah, this was one of the snacks that was really popular in my school, amongst other things like sour gummy rolls, regular gummy candies and all kinds of buns, starting with cinammon ones and ending with apple flavoured ones. My school had all kinds of delicious stuff and it was cheap lol.
I'd prefer a gradient. That way, it can be lavender, but the color would deepen or lighten if I angled my head. Surely that would entertain me for the rest of my natural born life in the void!
For anyone wondering, yes the taro pie was indeed out of date. The reason the year appears as '60' is because Thailand uses the Buddhist calendar, the 60 is shortened from 2560 which going by the Gregorian calendar is 2017. Also the reason why the packaging makes note of being microwaveable is because you usually buy these kinds of foods at 7-Eleven, and the people at the register will often ask if you want it cooked then and there in case you're going on a long trip.
@@Marquis-Sade Isn't there a equivalent in most countries, though? Here in Austria you can buy fresh sandwiches with Ciabatta bread from a bakery or supermarket, they will heat it for you as well. Or certain meat sandwiches (a very national food here), the meat is always kept warm separately and put into fresh bread when you buy it.
Apologies if someone already pointed out, but the soy product with the salivating kid is actually packaged stinky tofu. The package is in Chinese, and apparently it's from Hunan in China.
@@cobaltdev It's kinda like blue cheese in the sense that some people love it, and some people can't stand it. I personally think stinky tofu is pretty good.
And then it slowly started to get good again 10 years later, but only after the sequel came out which is technically a prequel as the original movie is still the canonical end to the series regardless.
I imagine people send him this stuff and Ashens pushes a button that opens a hidden elevator leading 1500 feet underground. He goes through a vault door, a vacuum chamber with decon shower, another vault door, another vacuum chamber with decon shower and then another vault door, leading to where he stores these things. Not even the president knows this installation exists. It requires voice, eye and hand print scan, as well as a multi-pass ultrasonic and infrared body scan. There are 32 automated turrets, each with radar, lidar, FLIR, 80 megapixel optics, 2x M2HB machine guns, 2x M72 rocket launchers and 1x Mk 19 grenade launcher. The place is also rigged to blow if need be.
And by replying to it advertisers are probably going to now associate you with "Nazis" like me and therefore your comment will be demonitized as advertisers won't want to support terrorism or the patriarchy.
Okay ladies and gentleman let me explain: That black sticky thing (the second item) is called lavashak and is a Persian "delight". They usually differ from fruity roll ups. A true lavashak should be sour and not sweet, unfortunately the Persian people have lost their mind and are actually liking the sweet ones. The sour one usually tastes pomegranate or sour plum.
you said "Salmiakki" perfectly right way it should be pronounced!!!! (first time ever heard from the English speaking human ever!) and the 10 points from Finland goes to Ashens!!!!
Oddly enough people call it salt liquorice, although it’s not that salty, if you eat a lot of it you will have weird aftertaste, similar to ammonia Salmiakki is a weird thing that you either love or deeply despise, I’m in the first group but it doesn’t mean anything since I’m half Finnish
That black fruit roll thing is made with dates and fig juice, that's why it's super sweet! My brother in law lived in the middle east for a few years, and told me what it was
Major Mo I imagine also the combination of figs and dates would lead to some sort of sugar delirium, followed by awful diarrhoea some hours later when the sugar hangover has kicked in.
Me: I might go to bed at a reasonable time tonight *sees new ashens video notification* *knows that means marathon of ashens/barshens videos until 3am again*
The spicy sesame thing is “Changsha Stinky Tofu”, a regional variant of the fermented tofu dish infamous for its strong smell. Slightly surprised that you were welcome to the scent it has!
Ahhh, the McDonald's school of advertising that led to millions of people staring back and forth between a picture on a wall and the supposedly edible item in their hand.
The taro pie was from Thailand. Taro is the same as the 'purple sweet potato' from the first snack. Next time you're out and about try some taro Bob's milk tea from a thai or Vietnamese place. It's delicious.
I think the purple sweet potato from the first snack was actually Ube while Taro is a flavoring made from Taro root! It usually is made Purple but if you make bubble tea using Taro Root from scratch it's just white ahaha
Total Loss. That name joins the ranks with Lonely God for "why is a food called this?" It also has a runner-up placing in the list of "what even is that fucking name?!", a list topped and dominated by Snow White and the Seven Clever Boys.
@@SteenG3yL Yeah genius, and guess why they say "totalled"? Because the car is a *total* loss. Just one is a verb and the other is the noun (phrase). The fact that the words are English may have been a hint that it's an English term. The Dutch term is 'totaal verlies', which is what you'll most likely find in your Dutch language insurance policy.
Its a paste made from cherries, apples, peaches and basically any other sweet fruit thats flattened into a sheet. The Armenian name is Bastegh and its generally called fruit leather.
Holy crud only 3 minutes since release. Now for meaningful comments. I think the worst thing I ever ate was a Slim Jim that I didn't realize was two years out of date. All of the salt had migrated to the surface, all the oil was pooled at the bottom, and the top was like the salt meat sailors used to eat on long voyages, basically being shoe leather but easier to choke on.
Once I ate a bowl of Captain Crunch cereal when it was maybe 3+ months out of date and tasted utterly horrific. It was a nightmarish experience as a child, and I stopped eating that cereal for a while.
OtakuUnitedStudio one night i made a sandwich, while eating it i felt something weird in my mouth, i looked down and the bread was apperently covered in mold tl;dr don’t make food in the dark
OtakuUnitedStudio I got sick on a bad slim jim,I will never eat another. I bought it at a gas station,no idea on the expiration date. All I know is it made me real ill. meat poisoning is the worse.
Kenetic Kups I had a similar experience where it was like, 2:00 A.M. and I was going to go eat some pizza from a few hours ago. I picked up a slice and ate about 1/3 of it and when I was walking back to my room, pizza in hand I looked down and realized the think was damn-near black with ants! Then a rush of illness hit me and I threw up everything in my stomach. Not to mention ants all over my face/hands. Hands-down one of the worst experiences of my life.
miyavimylove i thought i was going crazy seeing chanyeol on a box of chocolate sticks in an ashens video.. honestly i can’t decide if this is the worst or most suiting picture of him ever
they look almost identical. i think it's like trying to tell apart Mandarin Chinese and Cantonese. Many people just think "Arabic". There isn't such a huge difference between them shape-wise like between Korean and Japanese for example.
@@alexgade4512 they are in fact completely identical alphabetically speaking, and it would be impossible for someone who doesn't speak either languages to tell the difference. I know that because I am Arabic and I only knew it was Persian when I tried to read it but found that the words weren't Arabic at all XD.
@@mousysaint9143 No. As similar as Irish and Finnish. The Celtic languages are Indo-European languages, and Finnish isn't. Swedish is a Germanic language and, by default, an Indo-European language.
@King Kevlar "Persian, also known by its endonym Farsi, is a Western Iranian language belonging to the Iranian branch of the Indo-Iranian subdivision of the Indo-European languages."
Damnit Ashens, that is not how you eat those Autodrop cars. You need to first bite off the part you dislike and eat it fast (or spit it out if you're wasteful like that), and then eat the preferred bit. They should really include instructions on the back...
Everyone has different taste buds - im always amazed that people genuinely dont like coconut for example, its so inoffensive to me -- but holy crap - hands down black licorice is the worst tasting thing on earth! I feel like no one actually likes it and they just act like they do. Id rather eat ear wax.
Perhaps the one single person who disliked this video may not have shared Ashens' opinion about accidentally slamming your face in a car door is better than way too sweet candy that has gone out of date. Someone send the guy a bandaid... and a bag of purple sweet potatoes.
105 now. I don't know if we're going to have enough purple sweet potatoes to go around!...Although I guess we could just roll some purple play-doh into lumps and they won't tell the difference. Well, I guess they will when they taste it, but oh well. Besides, I don't pity the fool who gives an Ashens video a dislike anyway.
“Leathery skin you’ve peeled off a corpse” pretty well describes fruit roll ups. I’m in vending and am more than a little tempted to throw some of this crap in my machines as a lark and place bets with my employees on when it’ll sell.
i really hope you looked them up some to make sure its human food Ashens, cause that bowl hair cut boy one looked a lot like that pouches you get from japan thats happens to be cat food. XD
CurtisAlfeld it's because he is from a korean band called Exo his name is chanyeol. The band is very popular so that is also why you saw them a lot there
"this is what they removed from somebody's cheek after they have found the corpse floating in a river" "All right what does it taste like?" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Chinese characters uses just kanji (the really complicated characters with 47753799 brush strokes like 挖，撒，塌) and Japanese characters traditionally have a mixture between kanji and katakana/hiragana (more simpler characters like あ、ら、さ、ワ) so if the packaging looks extremely daunting and detailed everywhere, It's probably Chinese
