Microwave Foodstuffs Special | Ashens 

I'm from Canada. As soon as he mentioned "vegetables" I went: "If this is the Dollarama vacuum-sealed corn on the cob in a bag from Thailand I'm going to flip my shit." And it was. And I did.

"I don't trust the butter- it might be out of date!" *proceeds to eat suspicious out of date foods from across the world*

The corn looks like a bloody jpeg it's so flat and unnaturally yellow.

rule 57: _if it exists, there is a microwavable version of it_

I sent him those pork rinds!!! I'm ridiculously happy right now

"Hi, I'm the flesh of a dead pig. I'm an abomination. Let me die." PURE GOLD

7:12 Owning those exact corn prongs is, next to having a face, the thing most humans have in common.

"I don't really know American bacon etiquette, but this would be a pretty shit cut by British standards." HAHA! I love how blunt that was.

This was a heavily pork and corn based special.

7:16 "I was gonna put some butter on it... but er" "but er"... MATE.

'I don't trust the butter, it's been in the fridge for a while' - proceeds to eat 80 year old cookies

It's remarkable how a middle-aged man who regularly poisons himself can look so young, honestly. Is Stuart from Bizarro World?

Wow Stuart, great moves! Keep it up, proud of you!

those microwavable pork rinds actually look good.

5:48 "We need some nice bit of vegetable." - Stuart Ashen, 2016

Oh my God, I live in Canada and there's a Dollarama five blocks from my house. That corn is the biggest joke among me and my friends.

The Butter Bandits: They butter be up to the job The Butter Bandits 2: The dairying hiest Back with the Butter Bandits: They're back and butter than ever

I usually do paper towels on a plate for microwave bacon.

This video made me research 20 minutes of "What would happen if you microwave a human" So what happens that microwaves make watermolecules move fast and all that jazz, this heats it up causing heat to move from inside out. Since humans are 80% or whatever the hell percent water it's worse. Our internal organs will start to boil and burn and our muscles will start to burn too. Then our brain goes bye bye and we die... I also learned that it feels like getting slapped on a sunburn with a hint of electricity to give you the worst death

Apparently that bacon popcorn is vegan! The more you know.

Aw man, Melting Pig Candle, my new band name.

First time I've seen microwave pork rinds, normally they're in snack bags already fluffy and such.

Dollarama $2. They're doing it wrong.

Sorry for the crap bacon - From Canada

durr plant durr plant

Fun story: I had some bacon popcorn one night and the next day I was puking out of the window of a car! I highly recommend bacon popcorn to anyone who enjoys the wind in your face as you heave your guts out down the freeway!

I'm from Canada where those maple leaf things are everywhere and trust me, we think it sucks too.

Your sarcasm is always priceless! 😂😂😂😂😂

"Proudly Canadian Company!" (Product of U.S.A.) Heavy British Accent:"WHAT'S GOIN' ON HEAH?" Colonial Trifecta.

Dollarama is Canadian, that should clear up the bacon with an identity crisis.

I don't think I've laughed in years and all of a sudden I've stumbled across your channel and I just find the way you phrased things very amusing for whatever reason. 😊

Corn on a cob is one of the few reasons I keep a microwave around. I buy normal cobs from the greengrocers though.

Make I hate Mars bars

Here in the US i can get a dozen corns on the cob at a local stand that is really good for 3$/dozen

Oh no, Ashens! Don't trust food from Maple Leaf.

6:00 Get in the ship, sweetie. GET IN THE GODDAMN SHIP! THE WHOLE PLANET'S ON A COB!

The popcorn smell is one of life's best smells.

"I was going to put some butter on it , but er" Nope? ok bye.

I've watched this video countless times over the years and "Chiccarones. Thank you for that!" still absolutely finishes me off every time

when you start watching videos of some guy eating shitty food on his couch and it's satisfying because you watch them and eat at the same time. then you find other content on his channel and become a subscriber. then you head to your homepage to check out your recommendations and 90% of the videos are fucking food, and you're starving.

By far my favorite youtube personality! I can watch ashens all day

You can microwave raw bacon that is sandwiched between two pieces of paper towels on top of a microwave dish. Takes about a minute to microwave one slice. Also loved the 9:02 reply to the hating the popcorn.

"Hi, I'm the flesh of a dead pig, I'm an abomination, let me die!" "3 b a g s" God I love Ashens

Whenever I'm hungry late at night, I watch one of Ashens' food specials. It destroys my appetite immediately... Works like a charm!

In America that is also a bad cut of bacon! D:

The high-point of my morning is to watch a man cook and eat food behind a camera.

Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike bacon.

Cooking actual bacon and actual corn in the microwave is usually pretty good.

I don't think I could fit my dog in my microwave.

First time i have ever heard a brit saying "chicharrones" what an amusing day it has been.

I swear, everyone in the UK has those same prongs

8:51 Isn't that Mr.Hanky, The Christmas Poo? So that's what he does when not appearing on South Park.

We've not had a microwave for more than 4 years. It stopped working and my mum decided we'll never get a new one. So we warm everything up on the stove or in the oven. It kind of sucks and it takes ages to get the food ready, but you can actually get used to it after a while.

“from the makers of baconnaise and bacon salt! you know, those freaks!”

+Ashens I love your food specials! Keep up the good work mate!

Been 3 years since i last watched ashens, glad that nothing has changes :)

I like how Ashens cooks everything in these videos improperly then is surprised that it nearly kills him every single time.

Everything's on a cob! The whole special's on a cob! Go! Go! Go!

ashens might be the only channel where you can hear a British man say "burning pig candle" while the camera states at popcorn

christ $2 for 2 ears of vacuum packed corn? and its support to be from a discount store? you can get fresh ears for 15 cents each at the supermarket :/

"An Excellent Amount Of Microwavable Food"

2:17 I died at the bat man style microwave 😂

“Hi I’m the flesh of a dead pig I’m an abomination let me die.” lost the root beer I had in my mouth through my nose when he said that

Preceding this vid was an ad which started with "How is it that one third of the food we produce is wasted?" The answer followed immediately.

The bacon itself appears to be American - the reason there's a maple leaf on it is because Dollarama is a Canadian retail chain.

The Bacon Pop's mascot looks like a heavily used sanitary towel.

The microwave transition is everything

Almost got it right. The chich in chicharrones is pronounced as "cheech," like Cheech and Chong.

i love how i got an ad at the start about how to eat healthy on this video

Ready Crisp? Of all the american foods, you got the shit we can't even get our dogs to eat xD

what did the world do to deserve someone as amazing and pure as stuart ashen

this is so fucking good, the whole channel. always this fucking couch. obscure movie references.stupid brilliant jokes. this is ridiculously funny to me, all of it. thanks.

it's nice to have a youtube channel that doesn't have controversy

7:12 I have those same prongs!

This was in my recommended, so I decided to watch it a second time. Out of curiosity, I decided to look up the video of yours that I subscribed because of. _I can't believe I've been watching you review tat on a brown sofa for 7 years._

I've no idea why the funniest thing on youtube is a guy reviewing crummy products on his couch but it is.

7:16 "I was gonna put some butter on it... but... er..." Unintentional puns :D

Even to the crap American standard that's crappy bacon. Like, really crappy.

This is why we love you Ashens.

"Hi! I'm the flesh of a dead pig. I'm abomination, let me die. Three bags.." *claps*

my grandma used to have corn skewers like those, but they got horribly rusted and she tossed them in the trash

You better make sure that microwaved food doesnt HAVE AUTISM

Our family's 'fancy china' is a set that was gotten free piece by piece from a grocery store here in Canada 50 years ago.

I'm so happy that someone sent in the microwavable corn, I saw that awhile back and my mind screamed "ASHENS" but I didn't do it due to lack of funds to ship stuff to the UK.

pig-scented candle. mmm

We do our Bacon in the Microwave. All you do is place it on a plate with layers of paper towels like you did. Also, Corn on the Cob is amazing in the microwave, just make sure it is buttered up properly, or you get popcorn everywhere.

"but i don't trust the butter" thats made my day so far.

"HI,I'M THE FLESH OF A DEAD PIG!I'M AN ABOMINATION!LET ME DIE!" By god,Ashens you are a fucking genius

The popcorn... "safe for vegans." eew... That means neither the bacon nor the butter is real! Eew! 😨😰😱😲😵😷

Category: Science & Technology

For a little while a few years ago I lived in an apartment with a very, VERY slobbish roommate. Long story short, our kitchen was an utterly useless mess 99% of the time and I gave up cleaning up after him. As a result, I began to learn how much real food you can actually cook in a microwave and have it not be horrible.

doesn't trust the butter in his fridge but lets go to town on some expired canadian dollar store microwave bacon

Anyone else notice the best ingredient in the bacon? SMOKE! And yes I did see it had smoke flavour added too.

As an American I can say that looks like the worst bacon I've seen to date.

OMFG WHEN YOU TOOK THE BITE OF THE CORN AN AD STARTED PLAYING THAT STARTED OUT WITH "you've been diagnosed with heart disease" aND I ALMOST CHOKED

I didn't quite remember whether i have already watched this one or not... Yes i did. So i rewatched it, and the BaconPOP is going out of date TODAY !!! :D

Wow. saw those bacon popcorn in a hobby store the other day. Because i love popcorn, the best snack there is, made me want to try it when i saw it. But something stoped me from buying it. Maybe during my years watching Ashen eating shitty food, have made me on my guard.

It's cheaper and tastier to buy fresh corn and cook it in the microwave.

we're living in 2017 while ashens has reached the year 4013 with these corn stab things

"I can think of worse things to put in a microwave....like you're pets. Don't ever do that that would be very very unnecessary and unpleasant"😂😂😂 fucking hell im dying here haha.