I'd like to think that one day he'll pull the cushion off the couch and there will be bits of egg, Terminator CyberFlesh powder, fake snow, Easter grass, fake Lego, and melted blind bag toy residue underneath.
Congratulations Sir ! You will receive your evil genius award by post.(this award may only be received by people between the ages of 0 and 1 on Sunday the 32nd of January 1942, persons not living in ditches will not be eligible for this award. Ps: this award is fictional.)
+RIXRADvids I think we got something here! What do say? Let's go 50/50 and start a restaurant. We could become the next Applebee's, except we'll call it Crapplebee's!
'Egg master' Well that's enough internet for today....... Although as always Ashens you do a fabulous job of marketing shit! You could easily be a product-marketer at poundland.
"Includesi ... That's not how Italian works!" I live on the fourth floor, and some one on the sidewalk down there just uttered, "Someone's having fun!" on account of my LMFAO up here :'D
I'm curious; Do you actually use your couch as a couch anymore or is it only for your reviews. I'd assume what with all the various crap you've gotten on it, you's be wary of sitting on it.
From the top, with the oil in it, it used like a recently used sextoy. From the side it looks like a baby Darlek hatching from its blue, cylindrical, Timelord-hating egg shell.
I think these egg cookers are the dumbest kitchen gadgets out there right now. I mean, is it that hard and inconvenient to cook an egg in a pan? What if you wanted to have an omelette with ingredients like peppers, mushrooms, cheese, ham, that kind of stuff? But no you just get a solid log of egg that gets pooped onto your plate. If anything in the time it took for it to heat up and cook the eggs you could've done it in much less time in a pan.
my mom got one of those, but in the verison she got, there was a small recipe book, where it said that you were suppose to mix the eggs together with whatever you wanted in your omelet first, and then put it inside.. but yea, still.. its faster and easier to clean to use a pan lol.. you only dont have to watch the omelet while its cooking..
Ashens may be the only person in the Internet to hold a cooking segment on a couch. I think this is the most I've ever seen him eat on the show as well.
Repartition (Russian: передел, peredel) was a practice in the Russian Empire of the periodic redistribution of the peasant's arable land by the village community. The traditional household did not permanently hold a particular allotment in the open fields. What the household had was the right, so long as it remained within the village community (`mir'), to a holding commensurate with its size. The mir's assembly, the skhod, periodically redistributed the arable land to allow for changes in the size of households, and for new (or extinguished) households... Yes, my thoughts exactly 😂
"I'm going to spray plenty of it on because I don't want things getting stuck." "Oh, God. It's fairly... it's much deeper in there than I thought, actually." "And, excellently, it's managed to spray slightly on the sofa."
Teledildonics in action! 😂 Just a brush on a stick, HUMPH! Humperdink Bandersnatch! Thank you for cheering me up. I just watched you and friend Dan eat those horrific jelly bellies.
I know this comment is a two years old but I feel this way too. For some reason it reminds me of the menu music on some horse racing game I used to play on the PS2 but I've forgotten the name so can't check. :(
An electric fleshlight that cooks and poops out eggs... Thanks Ashens, that's one more item I will NOT be buying! On a serious note, I love the videos, I love all the stupid, pointless things you review and the humor you put into your videos.
The box comes from America (I'd wager, because aluminium is misspelled for some odd reason) and in America they pronounce aluminium "aluminum" because they're, well fucking stupid frankly.
Thunderwalnut- so, the word was originally "alumium" and the British (mainly) morphed it to aluminium because it was thought to sound better and more sophisticated. Other places, like America and Canada, morphed it to Aluminum. I'm American, so I grew up saying aluminum. They're both correct, yet incorrect at the same time because alumium is archaic and no longer used.
+Thunderwalnut The person who'd discovered the element kept changing it, because he still didn't think it sounded impressive enough. Sir Something-or-other, I've forgotten his name. Americans ended up with the interim 2nd draft, before he changed his damned mind again. An American would be woefully narcissistic to presume that the way they'd always pronounced something was correct, simply because it was what they'd been raised with. But that's not an exclusively American trait, you've made that quite apparent.
6 years later, this appears in my recommended feed and the pre-video ad is for a new movie starring Humperdinck Bandersnatch. He continues to be in everything, it seems.
I could see some use for it, along with some experiments... Some use, for people who like ramen, an example being: cook a egg or two like that, then chop it like a carrot, and throw it on a bowl of ramen. But that's me.
GammaRidley Isn't there a Korean dish where you crack an egg over it and the soup cooks the egg? I could have dreamt it but you never know, it could easily be a real dish. If someone more familiar with Korean cooking than I could confirm this either way, I'd be very happy.
It does remind me of a thing I saw years ago, it was a matched pair of sex toys, one male and one female, that would transmit any pressure applied to them to the other via the internet. The idea is that couples separated by distance could interact with each other's special play time. This is described with my very favorite word in the entire English langugage: Teledildonics.
Disappointed the recipes completely ignored the most obvious and contradictory to the instructions to make an omelette. ,😂 This horror of a product is what you get when you don't do any market research into whether people actually would want it!
@@zzzen. the fact u got some symbol after Ur name that imitates the checkmark for verified accounts like that makes you any more premium than a normal user. Yikeeeees.
Y'know I really wouldn't want to be a tester for the robot fuck machine, if you're first there's a risk to valuable parts and if you're after that, no amount of cleaning is going to make it clean if the previous guy err... Conducted a thorough test.
