Introducing the innovative new Micro Encabulator™ 

Not cool PATH, you never give away the game...

Sequels are -never- rarely better than the original, but they're still fun to watch.

Side-fumbling has so often been a problem for 50+ years now! I'm very glad to see they took a new approach with the Micro.

Why did you have to go and ruin it at the end?

All connected by a Jefferies Tube!!!! This is so advanced! Star Trek type technology is already here!

Thank you for this! I've dealt with side fumbling in my stator related to allosteric viscosity for decades!

I remember many years ago watching a demonstration of a prototype biaxial interspatial specific version of the turbo encabulator. It never went into production due to issues with the carbon laminated nickel cadmium horizontally interfaced gurgle spunion. They kept delaminating when the colloidial obsolesence valves oveheated causing exponential thermodynamic global defference within the main power unit, shame really, it could have been a game changer.

I love how they just stuck random dials and knobs on the box

The introduction of a Jeffery's Tube was a key aspect when attempting to downsize the carnal gram-meter's into a miniaturized pana-metric fam.

doesnt have the same charm as the original

I get they're trying to reduce costs, but I gotta say, I'm really uneasy at the idea of replacing the cardinal grammeters with low cost multiplexing quiads. I mean, they're low-cost for a reason. Those cardinal grammeters on the old retro encabulators built in the 80's are still famulating to this day! That's right, even after 30 years of regular decranisization, those cardinal grammeters don't quit. Am I supposed to get my automation control operators and specialists to switch over to cheap multiplexing quiads overnight? You think that's going to fly with our customers that have come to rely on our consistent modial rederactions for decades? I'm sorry, but you won't catch me jumping on this fad. It's just too risky for my taste.

The original joke was it sounded real but it wasn't, this one makes it so obviously fake that its insulting

A MICRO encabulator awesome! My company has been using full size turbo encabulators since the 1970s and they do the job, but they have significant limitations due to their footprint. The grammeters alone occupy the space of an entire retroreactive induction stamp cabinet, which is a real problem when manufacturing reticulated Crotchet manifolds. Hopefully some of the pitfalls of earlier systems will be addressed as well, as I can say from experience that previous claims of reduced side fumbling in the lunar wane shaft have been greatly exaggerated.

Early versions of the Jefferies Tube often caused overacting among toupee-wearing starship captains. Good thing they got the bugs out of that system!

I never seen a joke so deep that runs for decades, multiple media, multiple people and multiple companies.

I will need two of these as soon as they are not available.

Version 2 is a monumental step in the right direction, the thermo-coupled granulators produce twice the load compared to the single spatulated bearing coil. Can't wait to see how you overcome the thermo-tresonance rumblings in the next version....

Lol Jeffrey's Tube! Nice Star Trek reference! 👌 👍 👏

My Grandfather had an original Chrysler Turbo Encabulator! This Micro is a huge step forward.

Might I add that the Turbo Encabulator has now reached a high level of development, and is being successfully used in the operation of nofer trunnions. Moreover, whenever a farescent skor motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm to reduce soinasodial repleneration.

I can’t wait for the micro turbo futuro encabulator to come out. I hear it works really well with the newly designed flux capacitors for time travel. At least that’s what Doc told me when he came back from the future.

That reduction in side-fumbling is crucial! I'm sold on the new micro-encabulator!

Lame!!! Stay the damn course. I was stoaked until you fricking ruined it! Why admit its fake just to plug your company? Much cooler to stick with the satire all the way.

I never thought I'd live to see they day that they'd be able shrink down a whole turbo encabulator but here we are. I remember the old Rockwell unit was almost as big as a whole room! What a time to be alive! I do have to ask though, Is the Amulite casing Pre-famulated or is that a trade secret?

1:29 That smile on his face! You can tell this isnt that mans first experience with a run-away side-fumble! Those can get real dangerous real quick once the Parallel Harmonic Phase Balancers reach the critical Scrinaculous Temperature and begin to superimpose upon the Phase Boost Permanulator, bypassing the gyroid capacitationers and thus reversing the direction of the side-fumble enshrinkers. Love to see it, great job!

thank GOD yall solved the side fumbling issues

We were able to implement triple redundant excabulators in the U.S. Lab computer in the International Space Station. Since the computer is comprised of a large number of smaller computers, designated MDM's, on multiple busses spanning out from the triple redundant command and control MDM's, several of the MDM's in the busses could be replaced with the small exxcabulator units with surprising results. The Canadians used several excalabators during their testing of their MDM which implemented the ISS cargo arm when testing their MDM's ability to detect and report to Caution and Warning on the loss of a communication buss.

The Jeffries tubes are mentioned in the Star fleet technical manual.

way to be super dorks and ruin a good engineering joke

Lost it's seriousness which is what made the original Rockwell version great and super funny. The burning unit was funny. The leading lady needed to be more geeky , and she had a hard time remembering her lines, but who wouldn't? It's a tough script. Nice try, but I give it a 2.75 out of 5

You know when someone says a funny joke and then explains it in a way that makes it not as funny? Good job Path.

LOVE that the handle/wheel he turned wasn't connected to anything...🤣🤣🤣

I immediately discarded my old Turbo Encabulator for the new improved Micro Encabulator which is far more efficient. Amazingly the Adacodaledon no longer has side fumbling of the older model and the marvel vanes never experience hydrocoptic instability. Delamination of the sperval shaft is a thing of the past. Ureka.

"side fumbling" is what you do watching redtube.

Do these come in 19" rackmount with hot swap waneshaft interfaces? Asking for a friend who owns a high availability data centre that encabulates medical data using encabulation software in a virtualized environment. Using dedicated encabulators would be faster and have less overdraft.

Wow! I never though she'd be able to explain all that in such concise and technically correct language. Marry me!

This video deserves wide distribution. I've never heard a better and more understandable description of a working Encabulator. We're talking Genius level tech explained for the average Man. Obviously, Women won't understand.

Tech Tip: Make sure to add on an astrospherical annihilator pack to ensure complete obliteration of any remaining obloid terrans during operation. I prefer the one made by Pizzoschitz Labs for ease of installation...

As far as parodies go: Not great... not. great.

I believe in you turbo encabulator,even if no one else does. You complete me.

Very well done- when she said "allosteric" I lost it- for no better reason that I knew what that word was out of all the other jargon and was like wait cars dont rely on biology XD. I love this is getting a second life from the original so many years ago.

While you folks are yak, yak, yakin', the original encabulator we installed years ago is still running strong - with nary a hiccup. That baby is bulletproof!

I installed a MIcro-Turbo Comptronic Encapsulation Processor inside my Advanced Metronomics Device 3.4 GHz Phenomicotron Machine once; performance improved greatly and the Cronal Optronic Metrics Emulation rates were really high! It was, sadly, a prototype; sometime later several of the advanced Stephen Heisenberg Inter-Temporal Switches failed, causing a performance loss to about 1.8GHz; Artronic Data just couldn't be shunted through the Fifth Integer Dimensional Omni-Buffers at a decent rate... What a pity.

The burning Micro Encabulator was a really nice touch 😂

Been trying to tackle this side fumbling anomaly on these two spurving bearings in-line w/the parametric fan set-ups for decades.

I'm laughing because i know what a "Jeffries Tube" really is, and that isn't it.

I use a quadrapolar array of these to keep snakes out of my back yard. It works, but just barely.

He said "distractance" when he really meant to say "diractance". Sloppy.

A Jeffries Tube? Scotty will be upset.

Love the "Jeffries Tube" nod/wink to Star Trek.

I always perfered the prefabulated amulite cases

Obviously the GNDN conduits located in the Jeffries tubes are trans-modally connected to the interferon resistance. It's just basic science.

Good explanation Scotty, keep on with the repairs! We need ship power as soon as possible otherwise we will be toast.

if im not mistaken, they took out the dinglearm in this model

Well now this certainly brings new information to the discussion and across multidisciplinary incepterations. And while I am differentiating which position would bring peak bafflement, I think most would agree that this requires further study.

Thank you for solving my micro encabulator issues.

Some people don’t realize through emulation you make a crude caricature instead.

Awesome! I want one.

"The Jeffries Tube"? I'm sorry, wait a minute. Is this Star Trek?

Idk why but the water he poured on the fire made me so thirsty

the tune is Forever Young.

Nice to see that these are being made in the U.S.A. again.

Great work!

It's mind boggling how much space is used just for plumbus de-worming equipment, yet they can cram so much tech into encabulators and in such a tiny footprint! I could have one in every room of my house, if it weren't for overlapping time slippage concerns.....not to mention phase shift gravitating pulses that really need to be spread out at least by a 1/4 standing wave formations, which dictates the inverse square concentration of encabulators in a generalized area. And we all know the consequences if they are any closer.

*TECHNICAL SERVICE BULLETIN No. 453-A1* Due to interflangial resonance between the modal springs and the sinusoidal mounting brackets it is recommended to replace the gearage races annually, using a maximum torque of 5 liter-pounds per second.

This sounds like when I do a research paper but I just copy down some text and change a few words here and there

the comments under this video are gold.

You might reduce the problem of Overheating, if you would consider Bituminous Poly-substrate coating of Low viscosity polymers. Further if you can find a way to nest the Marselvane in between the tram meters and Allow for the natural heat created by the friction - and simply use an Old Fashioned Cooling fan' to disperse the heat. Please Consider.

Jeffries tube? Start trek reference for the win!

Star Trek fans will of course be familiar with Jeffreys Tubes. Everything else will require retraining and counterpunctual certifaction of all employees before production can be amortized to previous levels (unless someone can grease a few palms before OSHA gets Bidenized).

Jeffrey's tube...I understood that Star Trek reference.

I suffer from a particularly severe case of magneto reluctance myself.

i never saw the first one, so I suppose I appreciated this one more than most - well done

I lost it when it went on fire lmfao

Ooh! A jeffries tube!

This dude is doing perfect mark Zuckerberg impression. Bravo

I just want to know how they got a Jefferies tube into that little box. I'm not climbing in there!

How do you handle the reduced modial input due to the miniaturization?

I just can't see how it is possible to do away with grameters entirely and expect to solve the side fumbling issue with only three hydrocoptic marzelvanes. And furthermore, if you don't prefamulate the amulyte on your base plate, you'll end up with secril-sodine erosion after only a few dozen cycles. Frankly, think Rockwell's retro encabulator is still the best buy, in terms of automation products. It's just that the competitors haven't come up with formidable technology to challenge Rockwell, so they are making minor adjustments every couple of years and re-releasing for a profit.

The micro encabulator needs more cow bells.

I won't tolerate any side fumbling.

0:36 Diractance, man! It's known as Diractance because it was invented by Dirac.

I enjoyed it being a little different !

I encabulated my spaghetti with blue cheese, awesome !

Oh, they overcame the magneto reluctance!

She kept pointing to that transformer.

i love that bew bew bew in 0:49

This is awesome, when can I purchase one? I’m having trouble sourcing enough amulite for the full sized model.

Kudos for them doing that with a straight face

gotta love it!

Where is the dingle arm?

I need less side fumbling. I found that incorporating an oscillating overthruster prior to connecting the Jeffries tube reduces thermal capacitance to tolerable levels.

The main problem with this one is that it doesn't interface with nofer trunions.

Turbo encabulator hasn't been around since the 40s. 0:20 "The turbo-encabulator in industry", Students' Quarterly Journal, Vol. 15, Iss. 58, p. 22 (December 1944)"

Don’t understand why they made the switch from a lunar waneshaft to a quasiluvial one. Side fumbling was more effectively prevented by the lunar waneshaft. Allosteric viscosity should constantly fluctuate in order to prevent metapolar shim issues.

God Damn Side Fumbling

I lost it at "Jeffries Tube!"

Jefferies tube

I'm detecting a slight field variance in the beryllium caesium housing. There's a destabilization in the chlorine warp processor. You notice a control malfunction in the faulty bubble bio-tubing. We should decrease power to the delta ram node. The side phaser is offline. We need to jump-start the nanowave FTL control circuit. The neutonium electro-ceramic is offline. We should destroy the hyper sensitive electro-plasma solar sails. The furthest dorsal is offline. I should scrap the starboard ram collector brackets. I need to scrub the triolic antigravity replicator. You notice a temporal anomaly in the promethium ram teleporter bracket. Don't forget to eject the bipolar propulsion drive. I'm detecting a slight field variance in the nitrogen ram propeller. Don't forget to install the electro-ceramic solar cells. I should destroy the nanowave magnesium thrust engine.

I'm heartbroken. I can't believe the amulite isn't prefamulated! What are you thinking!