I had a guy describe in great detail to me how to skin and gut a deer. Told me how beautiful the lungs of a deer were. Asked "Have you ever held lungs?" uh, yeah this was the 4th time I saw him and he just saw me in a coffee shop and sat next to me and started talking. I didn't see him again after that. A bit too early.
Everything was going great. Until he mentioned gutting the fish 🐟.. He could have asked. Do you eat fish 🐟 as well.? This was just Awesomeness hands down..
Geeze. I suck at normal conversation. If I had to flirt I’d die. I guess it’s fortunate for me that I’d have already determined why I’m not likable and suffer in silence. Self preservation sucks.
Jeah, I'm not 100% behind that, my sister has a lot of these stories, where she gets hit on, but genuinely doesn't realise it. The only reason someone would come over to her would be to ask for a chair, so she is actually confused as to why they would talk to her otherwise. Approaching someone has become so rare these days, so if you do, make your ententions clear.
@@TheYoutubsucks Hhahhhhaaaa....This is SO ME!!! My best friend gets great laughs about this, because she is like: "You are taking this 'oblivious to advances' to a totally next level!" It did not even register to me that a man was interested or had a crush on me when he asked me: "How is it possible that you are still single?" and other time this SAME MAN hold my hands and we had a intense stare to each other's eyes. I just thought. "What a funny incident! He is just a nice guy. It felt nice to have that lovely moment of experience with him. I like connecting with people.".... LMAO I have since got wiser on this front. But it is still very likely that if somebody asks if they can sit with me I will ask: "Why?" And have done that many times before. So, why am I still single? LMAO well, there is plenty reasons for that hahhhaaaaa :D :D :D Great to hear that I am not the only one! Sending much love to you and to your sister!
To be fair, he went up and started talking to someone with earbuds in focusing on a computer screen, which to me reads as a definite "hey don't start accosting this person, they're probably busy"
Unfortunately, your value as a woman IS associated with being cute. Because the genes that make you cute are selected to aid you in procuring mates, to pass on your DNA.
@@jondunmore4268 I’d ask “who thinks that way?” but apparently you do. Value comes from getting to know a person. If all you know is they’re cute, you know nothing of their value. I feel a rant coming on so I’ll suppress it.
So you're a vegan😂😂 The writing and acting in Julie's videos are wickedly smart and funny. I am bingeing since the time travel pandemic one that I have watched over and over
To be fair, this vegan thinks that taking into account the level of suffering that a certain killing method inflicts on a fish (even if it is "for the flavor") is a step in the right direction.
@Table-Country pinxing THRYM Firearms 27 in case you are asking in good faith, I don't kill insects, except the occasional mosquito. I try not to cause suffering to anything that can feel pain. We know that "higher" animals can feel pain (see the 2012 Cambridge Declaration on Consciousness), but we don't know as much about insects. Still, I've seen insects react like I would when they're injured, so I err on the side of caution. (Also, I think it's sweet when wasps and bees "buzz" me when I get too close to their nests, instead of stinging me. It's cool to think we're communicating across species-lines!)
@Table-Country pinxing THRYM Firearms 27 interesting thought experiment! No, I wouldn't kill anything or anyone unless there was a really good reason (which, of course, is subjective - another reason to err on the side of not killing!), but I also think a lot about how a single death affects other individuals, like if an animal gets shot or run over, did it leave behind dependant young, or a bonded mate? For humans, of course, I think about the grief of those left behind, as well as practical matters such as financial difficulties, funeral arrangements, wills, etc. I do strongly support euthanasia, though: there are fates worse than death!
yes, put a hole in its brain, it dies even before the pain is felt. Bonus points for it taste better as it was not suffering. Source: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-TS4AM9mPX-8.html
Yes, I hope Julie auditions for SNL and posts her audition video! Or practice an audition video on RU-vid, get feedback in the comments, then make an even better one?
Lol I love it! The joke about her causing the fall of the USSR we completely something I would say on a date. Thank goodness I’m married and my wife just nods along with my weird nerdy jokes
"no.... I had a two week trial..." "they sort of... Stop existing..." "I don't think that's an exit" gold. how many takes did you guys do? Brilliant acting but also near perfect editing - please keep putting out videos for the next 100 years.
Omg I laughed so hard when he said “oh I see you are vegan” after explaining how he has murdered those fishes. I was so grossed by his description but then hearing that finding actually made me laugh.
Ive never even experienced these videos first hand and i fucking love them😂😂😂 they seem so relatable BUT IVE NEVER EVEN FUCKING HAD THAT SITUATION BEFORE😂😂😂
2:05 "a joke" - My parents have told me about those. Back in the olden times when people talked face to face, they would tell each other stories with humourous climaxes and make puns and so forth. My parents talk about weird things.
Julie your channel is one of the best things to come out of this pandemic and you have mastered the art of satirical awkward cringe. Love your vids, all the best.
Julie Nolke is the epitome of a what an ideal woman should be: Smart, funny, witty, talented, charming and gorgeous! Aside from that, she has the perfect eye for what is going on in the world. We are living in times of a tragic reality where things that should be self-understood and natural (e.g. people socialising) are far from normal anymore. And yet she has the gift to turn it into something funny every time. I'm hooked on your videos. This, gentlemen, is what makes a person not just pretty, it makes her BEAUTIFUL !
This underrated IRL. That vegan delivery, even though we all saw it coming - beautiful. Like a train crash aboutto happen that we can't stop but still can't look away from....
This is how awkward straight people date. There's also the move where you ask what the other person does, and they stumble around trying to not say that they're an unemployed person who's not that interesting.
You're a great actress. Well, the writing is good too, but your acting, specially body language, is what truly hits the home run and makes your sketches soo nice.
Everything was going great. Until he mentioned gutting the fish 🐟.. He could have asked. Do you eat fish 🐟 as well.? This was just Awesomeness hands down..
I've just stumbled into your channel. Julie, you are so hilarious. Even though you are acting, you always have an underlying sense of the real you in these characters. I could be wrong, because I don't know you, but there's an authentic realness to your skits. Thank you, I'm really loving the channel.
I didn’t know what irl meant so I googled it, and this was the first video that came up. I wonder if it’s just the algorithm keeping track of my binges.
You watch a video and it is hilarious, thinking ok that's it, she reached her plateau... and then the next comes, and she keeps raising her own bar,,, genius...
@Ig-nat-ius I am one of them, I live in Northern Ontario where plenty of people hunt, I have to respect their way of life if I want them to respect mine.
"Talking in person is hard," if you come from a generation that learned how to interact mostly through smartphones. Not a diss, just an observation from Gen-X.
I mean at her age she should remember dial up and having not grown up with smart phones unless rich. People like to think millennials are all the same but some of us are closer to gen x then the media likes to admit. I never got into social media and I call people. (Jot always just because I don't like not doing anything why on the phone but that is more my adhd)
