Portrait of a newly single millennial woman 

The origin story!!

is this canon?? Julie is this canon??? I want this to be canon.

Ah, so this is "Mirror Girl: Origins", part of the Julie Nolke Cinematic Universe.

I was thinking the exact same thing while watching the video. I don't care, I have made it canon for me.

funny

You and me both, brother.

Every woman over 30

​@@Verifraudreports I had a much different crowd. My experience is only in upscale bars/restaurants, where the general demographic started around 28ish, or so. At my rail, it was usually the younger ones that got like the character in Julie's sketch. Although, there were the occasional 40-50 year olds that came in during their mid-life crisis. They fit this video to a T, including trying to hit on me while being a decade or more younger than them. One of them even tried to block me from serving a table I had on the main floor until I gave her a hug. WEIRD!

@@v.duskren8819 that last scenario is very creepy. Someone needs to learn boundaries and personal space!😓

@@v.duskren8819 i did my stint beind the rail in a ski town. divorces 30-40 ..also where the term cougar originated

Faaaiiiiluuuuureeee

Whattt thaaaa haiiiiill

Felt so targeted

6 years man. Felt that one real hard

I think you never saw Amy Poehler

“Acting”

Plot twist: it's not acting

Have you seen the movie "another round", it's themed around being drunk.

The dancing is what got me. Lol

hahaha

Timestamp.

@@johndododoe1411 0:00-6:54 ALL OF IT

This is the edgiest comment in the comment section ;P

@@corvusdove874 ikr

Me neither 🤔

28 year old and 6 years... :/

This is basically an unprovoked attack.

Lol

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

In the same boat. Ready to cry as well

Wow I didn't know other people cried in the shower as a hobby!

Same!

Perhaps you shouldn't have broken up with him because he was depressed, or a bead of sweat fell on you. Or just to prove how empowered you are. (Women file 80 percent of the divorces, usually for reasons they can't remember two years later.)

@@scottadler Who hurt you?

I think it's common, which explains why Julie nailed it.

I DJ'ed in the 80's, not only did I see this play out many times, I am also old enough to have gone through the male version of it. lol

fax

People use straws???

Very true

@@nonsensepoem You might wanna check the actual title, 'cause nothing conclusive shows up with those words

Owner of a big Burly beard and can confirm failing when using a straw makes me feel like I’m a 5 year old.

It makes it delightfully awkward :D

Read the description, there's literally a cameraman and a production assistant on-site, possibly an editor.

Dude she breaks quarantine like there's no tomorrow. She deleted videos where she wasn't wearing a mask last year while shooting scenes in public parks, which required it.

@@ricktyman4709 Who the hell wears a mask outside at the park? Indoors, I understand, but it's at the freaking park.

@@TeaBurn people who are going to crowded parks. They had to close ours down because a lot of people were walking the trails and the trails weren't big enough to allow social distancing; at all.

I'd like to think she is dedicated enough to actually get progressively more trashed throughout the video shoot One can only hope lol

@@BadDayLp I mean, sleep deprivation would work just as good.

That singing was waayyy too on the beat for her to be drunk

she's way to good at acting plastered lol

"Art imitates life!"...Jus' saying!!😆

Great production values too.

Who said she's acting?....I know plenty of these.

I'm thankful to her for reminding me why I'm SOOOO GLAD to not still be "out there" and single...lbvs🤣🙏🏾

Are you sure it's acting?

Yes!!

Method.

forest whitaker has been real quiet since this dropped

That's just really what happens with alcohol and an astigmatism - cheers! ;)

Right like I was wow so sad

🤣🤣🤣

He is used to it.

If they're tipping well, I don't mind. Although I try very hard to not let my patrons get that trashed.

It makes sense but is also kinda an odd thing to do, like would you want a guy to tell you about his ex? lol

these people just want company after like a huge event right?

The real question is if they (the awards) deserve her.

How come your comment is 15hrs ago while the video is still posted 1hr ago.

@@kanishkatanikonda8384 Maybe a Patreon thing?

@@kanishkatanikonda8384 Patreon. They get early access among other stuff

@@mbengaful then they can post comments on RU-vid early?

Eyyy happy birthday

I'm 5 years ahead of you:) Seeing the young ones look younger and younger is unnerving, and it's true the clubbing scene is generally 20's and early 30's, but in all honesty the dating scene never really goes away no matter how old you are. I thought I wouldn't be approached anymore after I got married but to my surprise, there are still ppl interested. So don't worry too much. Should your relationship ever end later in life, there will still be interesting people to meet, and your relationship and conversations will be all the more deeper as a result of your experience.

Start chasing money, skill, influence and 20+ :P

Welcome to your prime

Newly single 38 y/o. This video is scary AF

Ikr. And love how the club turns into a karaoke bar, somehow. Those are definitely two different nights out in the U.S. but Canada seems amazing. And magical.

some men just want to watch the world burn

@@julienolke 🙂

No no, he's got a point

@@julienolke yeah why not everything burns!

@@julienolke purge the world with drunk fire!

I went to a real bar for the first time since covid about 2 weeks ago. I've never been so disappointed as when I tasted the first drink someone got me. Was expecting a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster and got bad whiskey even further watered down to coke that didn't have enough syrup in the mixture. Very anticlimactic, but at least I wasn't stuck at home

Okay. Uhm... why? 😂

@@NemoK I'm guessing for accuracy? Since you can't hear a damn thing in places like that.

@@dezh6345 WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??????????

You know it's good when it still makes sense on mute haha

There's something wrong with you 😂

Same. After a 7 yr common law relationship it hits hard

Same

Hey 😘

@@conwaymj88 are you saying hey to me??

@@GBPARMER_GEN-X77 can’t say I’ve ever been flirted with via a comment section. Hate to break it to him but I’m hella gay.

It's inevitable. Also the breathing too loud murder part.

That's the cycle of life

What age you are is always going to be a better indicator of how people see you, it's just that talking in generational cohorts appeals to our sense of tribalism. But even boomers were the 'spoiled and out of control' youths in the 60s and 70s and a lot of people being labled as 'stuffy old boomers' are actually members of the once very counter-cultural GenX.

I'm 40 and newly single after 10 years. For the first bit I'm thinking, "Oh she's nice." A third of the way in, not so much. 😛😛

That’s poetic justice, I guess. So please, do not make fun of these people.

Haha

How do you know that that wasn't Mirror Julie?

Mirror Julie can handle her liquor thats why!

Lol I gotta say it was testing my Julie Vs Mirror Julie boundary! And that is part of what made it delightful! Thanks Julies!!

Totally!!!

She is not just talking about the drink😂

The girls there are cute, but they're a little out of control

Sounds like the barkeep is a nice guy as well.

and one is not booed by the crowd even for awful karaoke

It’s probably a Tuesday 🤣

@@esquilax5563 Nothing a little bit of love won't fix 😳

Did it cover anything or was it just suggesting there was something to cover.

@@johndododoe1411 I suspect it maybe was needed once and the editor decided it would be funnier to go whole hog. The editor was right.

I was waiting my 10 minutes after getting my vaccine. I laughed out loud in public.

@@aloseman I had to wait 15 to 20 minutes.

I'll never tell xoxo Gossip Girl

Plot twist: She's method.

I say she's method acting

the trick is they're non alcoholic but she's high af

Maybe a little of column A, and a little of column B.

The oldest of us are now in their late 30s!

@@sunflower_stargirl The oldest millennials actually turned 40 this year!

Yeah, man, we're definitely not The Kids anymore.

Millenials are born between 1980 and 1995 so yeah, we are kind of old now :(. And this is me on my 29th birthday, 11 years with the same guy. I never called him again nor hi mom, at least.

To clarify, i'm not millenial myself, i'm right in between X & Y, so even more old and creepy!

Sadly?

@@procrastination2204 Yeah, in Julie's case I'd like it to go away.

I must admit I thought it was the zenith of creativity when Julie went full 'Basic Instinct' for the laugh :-)

@@procrastination2204 meaning he sees everything when he’s working lol

Why did i read this in Kris Jenner’s voice?

As an elder millennial who has recently had thoughts of killing their partner in their sleep for breathing too loud, I agree - JULIE, WE’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THIS STUFF!

Rude, but the name fits.

Omg if they snore... I used lavender oil on my x and he stopped snoring when I put that on his pillow. He slept like a baby.

Just wait until your 40's my friend

@Volatile Truth learn the difference between your and you're and maybe we'll (not will) consider your comments intellectually worthy.

Haha, “Stabbily”

That singing hurt my ears

The dancing is pretty great.

To be honest, I never noticed before, but Julie has REALLY nice legs.

Julie is fucking gorgeous but i never see comments about it. I think these comments must be moderated pretty hard

@@duLuded I guess you and I are about to find out :D

Right it changed so much so quick

I've only heard this song twice in my life (the SNL performance, twice), but I immediately recognized it. Great choice!

thank youuu!

Someone needs to compare her to the Oscar nominated performances in the movie "Another Round" (Druk).

who said she's acting

@@julienolke You had just one eye drooping! How did you even do that without actually being drunk?!

@@julienolke Method actor? :)

Just shows the gap between the two isn't that great :-)

Mirror julie breaks out once in a while too👍👍👍

I think Julie's even better at it. There's something about the whole "one person is talking while the camera is on someone else" thing that makes the whole effect work so well. The shots look like shots you'd see in a show or movie, while the dialogue and pictures are one person.

So true!

Ryan was her ex.

@@francescademaio2639 I'm glad you think so

Hahsha try it, i'd be interested in the responses!

"Die young, stay pretty" Debbie Harry.

I was waiting for the drinks to come back up

@@utezahn3174 Drinking that much in your 30s... Yep that's exactly what would have happened.

Those drinks are way watered down

Part 2

Omg yessssss

OMG yesssssss

Now that would have been true genius.

Clever! yes.

It gets replaced by the regret of having committed murder though.

Err speak for yourself?

And at some point he passes

@@kotikkotik945 DAMMIT I was gonna make that same joke...

... and then you remember his life insurance will only sustain you for two years ... maybe three if you're real careful about spending.

Some people don't have those kinds of friends 😞 I guess it's a cautionary tale too, to maintain a life outside your relationship

It must be a work night for her friends

I went through this same thing a couple years ago, so I may be able to give a bit of insight here. The problem often isn’t that this character has bad/unsupportive friends or no life outside of their relationship. The problem is, once people get to a certain age, the majority of their friends will have full extremely busy lives if their own (most likely married with children). Surely their spouse doesn’t want them out sever nights a week bar hopping trying to help their friend get laid like they’re back college again. And the newly single person doesn’t often want their happily coupled friends around them all the time reminding them of what they have lost. That was my experience at least.

The friends she didn't ditch while in her relationship are coupled up themselves and don't want/aren't allowed to be out with her.

Oof, was thinking the same! I don't know where I would be now without my friends after my 7 year relationship ended

@@GBPARMER_GEN-X77 I’m Gen X ( 47 ) and my husband is a millennial ( 32 ) he brings up some valid points about weird shit from Gen X youth such as all the creepy songs about having sex with underage girls and the fact that I weighed 84 pounds in high school because “ heroin chic “ was the body type goals. Also, the boys will be boys mentality. I got groped almost daily just trying to walk from one class to another and that wasn’t unusual. I’m honestly glad we didn’t have cameras in our faces all the time though so there’s that.

Every generation was promised the world and we all blame the generations before us for handing us a pile of steaming shit. My generation had a war because of oil and watched planes crash into buildings and wondered wtf we were supposed to do about it but fortunately airline companies made a rule about liquids and hired tsa agents to make us all feel physically violated and I guess that fixed everything. It could be worse…we could all be Gen Z and not know what fing pronouns to use while talking to transgender, level 3 furry, ninja turtles that identify as unicorns.

@@GBPARMER_GEN-X77 Boomers were howled down and excluded by bitter ex war returned soldiers who ran the world. We never had a say in anything.

@@iconoclad Hahaha, that's the funniest line I've read in here all year. Anyhow, I'm glad to be an Xer... we were actually promised shit and misery and the world delivered, lol! Almost everything I was told in grade school came to past except flying cars... (kind of miffed about that one.)

@@GBPARMER_GEN-X77 Liar? What are you on about? I am just speaking from personal experience. As kids we were told "Children should be seen and not heard". We weren't allowed an opinion. Old codgers at the lawn bowls club prevented us from flying our model planes in the park behind the club because the engines were affecting their concentration. Later our guitar band was harassed by the manager at the RSL club during a paying gig because I don't know why. Bosses at all my early jobs were crusty old B's. There was no such thing as pot. The closest thing to drugs was an untrue rumour at primary school that you could put aspirin in coca cola and it would make you feel funny. At high school one of my classmates was so decadent as to smoke tobacco. But yes, it was fairly easy to get a job.

And mirror Julie is stone-cold sober.

PLOT TWIST: they are the same person

Totally

😘😘😘😘

Just wait. When you get to your 40s, the real despair starts to set in.

@@dennisanderson206 y’all are so cute. What for the 60s when you’ve been out of the game for 40 years

Quit scaring the young’ns. It just gets better with age. Wisdom, authenticity, gratitude, inner peace. Or maybe it’s the meds. I dunno.