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@UpstateGardening
@UpstateGardening 3 года назад
“It’s only a war crime if there are survivors”
@realdragon
@realdragon 3 года назад
It's not war crime if Geneva convetion doesn't exist yet
@defensivekobra3873
@defensivekobra3873 3 года назад
if a -tree- war crime falls over in the middle of the forest and nobody is there to see it, did it really happen?
@jadenzantslayers6694
@jadenzantslayers6694 3 года назад
@@realdragon That's something me and my bois say all the time when we play games like Civ 5
@robertk1701
@robertk1701 3 года назад
@@realdragon and remember, the rules don't apply if you don't ratify. The U.S. never ratified the treaty banning hollow point bullets in warfare, so not a war crime if they use them. Per Wikipedia, the U.S. military had even produced some for special circumstances.
@jackmaniscalco3392
@jackmaniscalco3392 3 года назад
It’s called the Geneva Convention, not the Geneva Requirement, more of a Geneva Suggestion.
@greenacadian4197
@greenacadian4197 3 года назад
Ahh, Spiff, putting the "casual" in "civilian casualties."
@weblurker-stuffifoundonthe6208
@weblurker-stuffifoundonthe6208 3 года назад
This comment implies the existance of competetive civilian casualties. And I really want to witness those.
@cin2110
@cin2110 3 года назад
@@weblurker-stuffifoundonthe6208 covid says hi
@danielharvison7510
@danielharvison7510 3 года назад
@@weblurker-stuffifoundonthe6208 Well...not too get too dark or anything, but world war 2 says hello.
@gaolmiralis2247
@gaolmiralis2247 3 года назад
@@danielharvison7510 More like the Thirty Years War
@danielharvison7510
@danielharvison7510 3 года назад
@@gaolmiralis2247 Well, when a war goes that long, I guess people get sick of it after a while, and just go "screw it, just END it already!"
@Twisted_Paradox1
@Twisted_Paradox1 3 года назад
Me: How do I get rich in Empire: Total War? The Spiffing Brit: The secret ingredient is Crime.
@Goekmoot
@Goekmoot 3 года назад
it always is and was... perfectly balanced!
@TheDolfanar
@TheDolfanar 3 года назад
Technically the secret ingredient was *lime*
@mrginge143
@mrginge143 3 года назад
Technically the secret ingredient was *I’m*
@TheDaltonius
@TheDaltonius 3 года назад
On a planetary scale
@darkdragon10100
@darkdragon10100 3 года назад
Lol so true
@herman1francis
@herman1francis 3 года назад
Aaaah yes, the city of lights, the beautiful Paris, and the two barracks that compose it. Splendid
@scintillam_dei
@scintillam_dei 2 года назад
LOL For Advance Wars 2, I did a map of the world where a pixel represented a lot.
@solomonaerospace5932
@solomonaerospace5932 2 года назад
I think it is like a fort outside the city (maybe)?
@legionnaire4336
@legionnaire4336 Год назад
@@solomonaerospace5932 It is
@LordVader1094
@LordVader1094 Год назад
@@solomonaerospace5932 Correct, Paris is in the background off the map
@bandenere7774
@bandenere7774 8 месяцев назад
@@solomonaerospace5932 correct. They are meant to be the fortress guarding the city.
@reallightfield5314
@reallightfield5314 3 года назад
Love the way he said:"Look at them doing a spin!".just the joy in his voice got me.
@zackgraygray6554
@zackgraygray6554 3 года назад
Fair enough
@cigan900
@cigan900 3 года назад
spain without the a
@benedictul
@benedictul 3 года назад
@@cigan900 or without the "s"
@cigan900
@cigan900 3 года назад
spiny pain
@KasumiRINA
@KasumiRINA 18 дней назад
Real historical description of live British commentary at battle of Trafalgar.
@studentboy87
@studentboy87 3 года назад
“The Welsh can have nothing as always” - I mean Spiff’s not wrong 😢
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE 3 года назад
‎‎E‎
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 3 года назад
WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide. Take the hint, dear 5om
@johnconnorburns3269
@johnconnorburns3269 3 года назад
Cymru rydd
@franciscohughes1757
@franciscohughes1757 3 года назад
At least we have our leaks and mountains
@SephirothRyu
@SephirothRyu 3 года назад
They can have lots of derilect old castles.
@akramgimmini8165
@akramgimmini8165 3 года назад
Spiffing Brit is using the tactics he used in the Yugoslav-Wars
@MrJuancazzzz
@MrJuancazzzz 2 года назад
@Hayden Moore Spiffidan Britosević
@MarlonMacielBrando
@MarlonMacielBrando 3 года назад
Things to expect on a SpiffingBrit video: 1 - Horribly broken EXPLOITS; 2 - Tea (more specifically, Yorkshire Tea); 3 - *MERCILESS DUNKING ON THE FRENCH.*
@bushit123456
@bushit123456 2 года назад
Was there exploits?
@dimitriofthedon3917
@dimitriofthedon3917 2 года назад
Yorkshire tea is WEAK
@hiroshell7973
@hiroshell7973 Год назад
So is Russian firewalls.
@pamelasmith4230
@pamelasmith4230 Год назад
@@dimitriofthedon3917 Then you have chosen death
@actuallyKriminell
@actuallyKriminell Год назад
Every european dunks of the french. Even the french themselves
@Bzuhl
@Bzuhl 3 года назад
"Warcrime" is a word loaded with unfair criticism. I prefer "creativity in the context of international suggestions".
@trik-1032
@trik-1032 3 года назад
I just realised he did exactly what they did back then. Don't help the Americans and build a fantastic navy and make money out of it 🤣. Always enjoy and love Spiffs vids
@argentandroid5732
@argentandroid5732 3 года назад
Personally, I think the American Revolution was a mistake. They should have appointed a representative of the crown as a figurehead and tricked the English into thinking they still had power over them like the Canadians.
@AtheistIII
@AtheistIII 3 года назад
and ordering his cavalry into a hopeless charge against an entrenched enemy
@IKFtheGoat
@IKFtheGoat 3 года назад
@@argentandroid5732 No
@RavenholdIV
@RavenholdIV 3 года назад
His loss. If I remember correctly, doing some fighting helping the colonies would make them give all their territory to you as a reward.
@treky4life488
@treky4life488 3 года назад
@@argentandroid5732 Great Britain had to contend with France and Spain still so the revolting colonies just needed to wage a war of attrition and hold out. Britain needed tax money to pay for the French and Indian War so not sending Britain money and making it spend more money to put down the rebellion all while still being in an arms race.
@devinnie7572
@devinnie7572 2 года назад
"Hopefully the pathfinding AI will..." No, that's not how you want to start any sentence in an ETW siege battle.
@stoat7
@stoat7 3 года назад
It's called "line battle" not "standing in front of someone battle" So getting shot in the back is their own fault
@brijekavervix7340
@brijekavervix7340 3 года назад
Wouldn't it be Spiff's fault for putting them there?
@stoat7
@stoat7 3 года назад
@@brijekavervix7340 psshhhh!
@danielharvison7510
@danielharvison7510 3 года назад
@@brijekavervix7340 "The management accepts no responsibility for the behaviour of patrons. You stand in front of dangerous stuff, you gets the shots in the back!" "Also, the management is always right!"
@brijekavervix7340
@brijekavervix7340 3 года назад
@@danielharvison7510 remind me never to seek employment at Spiffco :P
@Gormathius
@Gormathius 3 года назад
@@brijekavervix7340 Of course, there's no point seeking employment at Spiffco, at Spiffco employment will always find you!
@jacoboconnell7518
@jacoboconnell7518 3 года назад
"And the Welsh can have absolutely nothing as always" I'll be damned if that didnt make me laugh exceptionally loud.
@dionphillips4573
@dionphillips4573 2 года назад
That one hit home and couldn't help but laugh😂
@lukavrecar2586
@lukavrecar2586 3 года назад
Never thought I'd see the day Spiff covers one of my fave games of all time
@afatcatfromsweden
@afatcatfromsweden 3 года назад
And i never thought i’d live to see spiff do anything but hoi 4 timelapses but we’ve both been proven wrong. Spiff likes proving prople wrong :)
@lukavrecar2586
@lukavrecar2586 3 года назад
@@afatcatfromsweden ah yes, the one where you don't need to defeat the french, they surrender no matter what
@mahieuwim
@mahieuwim 3 года назад
...badly.
@legateexpendable9308
@legateexpendable9308 3 года назад
@@afatcatfromsweden he's long overdue for his next collab with Taureor
@kamyarazarmehri5120
@kamyarazarmehri5120 3 года назад
@@legateexpendable9308 ahh, I see you're an og as well😂
@JonBrownSherman
@JonBrownSherman 2 года назад
After the tea rant I didn't think Spiff could get any more British but then he went and literally invaded France
@k3nzxc584
@k3nzxc584 3 года назад
"And if you disagree with me, you're just wrong" - most of the internet nowadays
@gen169
@gen169 3 года назад
-twitter
@excalligator5529
@excalligator5529 3 года назад
Watch somebody say you’re wrong in a few hours
@k3nzxc584
@k3nzxc584 3 года назад
@@excalligator5529 I was waiting for someone to say it
@katerinakatykat
@katerinakatykat 3 года назад
@@k3nzxc584 wrong
@AbhijayAgarwal
@AbhijayAgarwal 3 года назад
@@k3nzxc584 Checkmate, liberal. You're wrong
@ytnewhandlesystem42
@ytnewhandlesystem42 3 года назад
Spiff: "We will be growing..." Us: "Tea!" Spiff: "Sugar!" Us: "uwotm8?!"
@Karagianis
@Karagianis 3 года назад
Nah, India is where the tea is. Carribean is for Sugar, to put in the tea. :)
@jojomaster7675
@jojomaster7675 3 года назад
@@Karagianis And to make biscuits with better flavour :)
@bubbasbigblast8563
@bubbasbigblast8563 3 года назад
"Come on Mortar crews, the enemy is right there!" "..is someone going to tell him that these are howitzers, not mortars?" "He just shot a man in the back for spilling tea." "Right, Mortars were are, then."
@broccoliface4501
@broccoliface4501 3 года назад
Pretty sure they were inside the minimum range no? I know mortars have one, but I can't remember if howitzers did as well. It's been a long time.
@keoken9078
@keoken9078 3 года назад
@@broccoliface4501 they have
@umjackd
@umjackd 3 года назад
Direct fire artillery would have been fine for close range too, when he could have used another war crime of canister shot at close range. But hey. I can just feel all the military history commenters coming though.
@danielharvison7510
@danielharvison7510 3 года назад
@@broccoliface4501 Just tip the damn things forward a bit. It'll work out!
@WildBluntHickok
@WildBluntHickok 3 года назад
Can I just say the guy who got shot in the back for spilling tea got what he deserved.
@WillDa713
@WillDa713 3 года назад
me, a french watcher: awesome, a new spiff video! spiff, barely a minute in: let's cyberbully the AI and most importantly the french me: **sweats nervously**
@roebenjaminpeled2705
@roebenjaminpeled2705 3 года назад
"The best weapon, is war crimes" The spiffing brit, 2021
@Gibby34340
@Gibby34340 3 года назад
"It's only illegal if you're caught" -Me, too often
@TyrDrum
@TyrDrum 3 года назад
"War crimes are what we call being creative."
@doublea125
@doublea125 3 года назад
"Not only did I follow orders, I created some of my own along the way." -Spiffing Brit revealing his war criminal status to the masses
@sneezingidiot301
@sneezingidiot301 2 года назад
It was one of the early attempts at the infinite money exploits before complications are to be expected
@Skurai_X
@Skurai_X 3 года назад
I love when Spiff makes new videos, I could listen to him talk for hours.
@toxicsledgevlogs6477
@toxicsledgevlogs6477 3 года назад
“Quebec has rebelled”. every Canadian has now gotten happier
@danielharvison7510
@danielharvison7510 3 года назад
Wait...Canadian, French Canadian, or some combination thereof?
@coreystockdale6287
@coreystockdale6287 3 года назад
I mean if they wanna leave then we are gonna be outta maple syrup quite quickly
@Gibby34340
@Gibby34340 3 года назад
I've heard that Quebec is the Chicago of Canada, is that true? You can't walk down the street without getting mugged or shot?
@danielharvison7510
@danielharvison7510 3 года назад
@@Gibby34340 I'd heard the opposite, actually. Quebec's supposed to be the nice neighbourhood there or something.
@toxicsledgevlogs6477
@toxicsledgevlogs6477 3 года назад
@@Gibby34340 you’re thinking of Manitoba
@bigboi1988
@bigboi1988 2 года назад
“Now let’s drive into this sausage” The Spiffing Brit 2021
@SportyMabamba
@SportyMabamba 2 года назад
Dive*
@purplemnkydshwshr
@purplemnkydshwshr 3 года назад
That crashing thing is apparently to do with having the forts in the map, lots and lots of not so tiny pixels just waiting to be hit by massed artillery, Darthmod can get rid of fort battles so it doesn't crash so often (>_
@anumeon
@anumeon 3 года назад
For an added chaotic experience in this game.. The Darthmod makes artillery even more evil... :D (ohh,, and all the effects are way cooler as well)
@crocworks
@crocworks 3 года назад
Yay, an older Total War game! I'm hoping we get another video on Medieval 2 Total War sometime detailing the Merchant Stacking exploit. If Moors (or anyone, but they start the closest) walk south from Marrakech towards Timbuktu and capture it, there are like 4 or 5 gold mines there. Then you stick a soldier on top of the mine and then stack up to 20 merchants inside that military unit. All of the merchants will now be trading that gold, when normally you should only be able to trade with 1 merchant.
@TheDolfanar
@TheDolfanar 3 года назад
It’s true that with Quicklime: Lime waits for no man…
@JoshGolus
@JoshGolus 3 года назад
Remember, it's not a war crime if you win the war and declare it an "extreme but necessary tactic".
@MrWeedWacky
@MrWeedWacky 2 года назад
When you learn that artillery's different types of ammo has a "penalty" that can be off-set by holding alt when targetting and then targetting the ground about 1/3 of a unit's width to the side or behind to increase their accuracy, you will become a military strategic mastermind.
@aboldone8205
@aboldone8205 3 года назад
When I clicked on this video I was not expecting an exact reenactment of history, with absolutely no difference.
@efulmer8675
@efulmer8675 Год назад
This reminds me of a silly run I did in Ultimate General Civil War where I played as the CSA, cheated myself an infinite number of 20 pounder Parrott guns, and then comprised almost 1/3 of my entire army with them under generals who were exceedingly good at making artillery accurate. The grapeshot barrage these things could do when clustered up just behind infantry in forts was absolutely legendary, and they could be just far enough back that they were very unlikely to actually get targeted for counterbattery fire.
@OneJazzyBoye
@OneJazzyBoye 3 года назад
This video is just a compilation of Spiff severely overestimating the effectiveness of artillery in ETW lol.
@jaywerner8415
@jaywerner8415 3 года назад
Actully, if you use howitzers instead of mortors and manually target the ground instead of the unit (Cus the firing AI aims for hte SIDE of the unit not hte CENTER), you can commit War Crimes by the Hundreds.
@thegrayyernaut
@thegrayyernaut 3 года назад
I've always preferred the way things reflect onto water in Empire's campaign map compared to the ever increasingly more realistic campaign map in later games. It looks like a toy map.
@ComicalRealm
@ComicalRealm 3 года назад
"There is no more serious crime than unnecessary war" - Beorge W. Gush
@PiotrDzialak
@PiotrDzialak 3 года назад
lol, good hint. I give a lecture about him on Monday and almost have mist that one.
@KaguroDraven
@KaguroDraven 3 года назад
"It's an earlier Total War game, the pathfinding AI wasn't exactly the best". It hasn't exactly gotten better either Spiffing.
@jaywerner8415
@jaywerner8415 3 года назад
Truely a shamefull display that is.
@CodyLundberg
@CodyLundberg 2 года назад
It was literally better BEFORE ETW, it has gotten worse over the years, not better. "All the french look the same because it is an earlier TW game", unit diversity was also better BEFORE ETW and has gotten worse.
@jip5889
@jip5889 3 года назад
Man I’ve been binging your channel for the last few weeks since I discovered it.
@Instictt
@Instictt Год назад
My favorite line in this video will forever be, “there’s the man in his pajamas banging on the drums and he’s ready to cause some chaos”
@Khantlerpartesar
@Khantlerpartesar 3 года назад
Me: (drinking coffee) Spiffing: *coffee is the most horrendous thing known to man* Me: (👀)☕👌
@VRDejaVu
@VRDejaVu 3 года назад
The Spiffing Brit: "Time to invade Spain" ***sieges Lisbon***
@alexandernyberg8668
@alexandernyberg8668 3 года назад
That feeling when you and the bois commit warcrimes in the wrong country
@VRDejaVu
@VRDejaVu 3 года назад
@@alexandernyberg8668 And there is no bigger crime, at least in the Portuguese people eyes, than mistake them for any other country, specially Spain. Thats why my prefered way to annoy the Portuguese is just saying this "Portugal? Ohh yes, the Spanish reagion that speaks brazilian!"
@WoodlandDrake
@WoodlandDrake 3 года назад
Spiff: "I have absolutely no interest in helping the Americans!" Me: "He sounds like a man Americans would vote for!"
@Mr-Trox
@Mr-Trox 3 года назад
C'mon man!
@callmeravenlee1972
@callmeravenlee1972 3 года назад
I hate that you’re not wrong
@mranderson718
@mranderson718 3 года назад
My country was created because rich men didn’t want to pay single digit percent taxes. What do you expect from us?
@tanjeeschuan4999
@tanjeeschuan4999 3 года назад
@@mranderson718 your country rebelled due to not wanting to be taxed without representation.
@jojomaster7675
@jojomaster7675 3 года назад
@@tanjeeschuan4999 _You know there's a tax for speaking like that, right?_
@CricketPulseByDanish
@CricketPulseByDanish 2 года назад
Thanks to you , I reinstalled this game and followed your video. It was really refreshing to play game your way.
@cohenpierce1442
@cohenpierce1442 3 года назад
0:54 I would expect nothing less from a proud British citizen!
@camuor3645
@camuor3645 3 года назад
Imagine playing ETW without putting your units in one big line so more can shoot at the same time smh
@Daniel-vq5cp
@Daniel-vq5cp 3 года назад
"Sweden has eaten all of Denmark" I see no problem here.
@nathanieltownshend2174
@nathanieltownshend2174 3 года назад
"using war crimes to break the game." Now THAT'S what I call demonetization
@helly9748
@helly9748 3 года назад
Imagine the enemy forces are even able to reach your lines when you have Superior cannons in Shogun 2
@Arno-s6w
@Arno-s6w 22 дня назад
Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic.
@digishade7583
@digishade7583 3 года назад
4:06 in the argument between coffee and tea I say “why are you talking about tea and coffee? Hot chocolate cannot be trumped by either”
@robertnett9793
@robertnett9793 3 года назад
You are one of those guys, who just wanna see the world burn. Amirite?
@Gormathius
@Gormathius 3 года назад
Milkshake is even more powerful. Especially the one from McDonald's which can be used as a makeshift club.
@robertprueter3292
@robertprueter3292 3 года назад
I have a profound love for this perfectly balanced, not in anyway buggy game. May you commit warcrimes as you swim in your vault of gold coins
@danielhale1
@danielhale1 3 года назад
"Why are the Spanish declaring war on me?" Spiff, could it be the war crimes?
@Yeetmastr4
@Yeetmastr4 Год назад
This entire video made me think of one thing in particular: YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME A GOOD DEMOMAN?
@DarthRelas
@DarthRelas 3 года назад
I was wondering why, of all the total war games, he hadn't done the one that literally had the British Empire in it. Now he has, so I can die happy.
@TrufaTuttle
@TrufaTuttle 22 дня назад
I will not be concerned at other men is not knowing me;I will be concerned at my own want of ability.
@darkmage07070777
@darkmage07070777 3 года назад
You know it's a top-tier episode when war crimes are explicitly stated as the goal within the first 3 minutes of the video.
@SuperLane
@SuperLane 3 года назад
I thought war crimes were just Spiff's normal strategy in these games.
@strogonoffcore
@strogonoffcore 3 года назад
and they are, but they always deserve recognition
@alexanderhodgson928
@alexanderhodgson928 3 года назад
“You violated the Geneva Convention 192 times” said charge for international war crimes Spitting Brett “only 192 that’s really low”
@Jeren_TV
@Jeren_TV 3 года назад
Oh my giddy aunt, finally! I was waiting for an Empire TW Spiff video for ages!
@lordedmundblackadder9321
@lordedmundblackadder9321 3 года назад
"This should be an absolute wa-" Spiff: "-lk in the park" Me: "-arcrime"
@baconknightproductions8297
@baconknightproductions8297 3 года назад
waarcrime
@JessWLStuart
@JessWLStuart 3 года назад
Carcass Shot + loose leaf tea snorting = GODLIKE POWERS!
@firockfinion3326
@firockfinion3326 3 года назад
In today's episode of, "you can't violate the Geneva Convention if it doesn't exist yet..."
@mitkokatrandviev9912
@mitkokatrandviev9912 3 года назад
me a stellaris player:sees the word war crimes LAUGHS IN SITH LORD
@talonator8244
@talonator8244 3 года назад
Unlimited planet destroying power!!
@iaodfsh
@iaodfsh 3 года назад
A well placed quicklime shot was the most satisfying thing to do in this game
@HanSolo__
@HanSolo__ 3 года назад
"Chemical Gas" - ahh yeah. The weaponry of the future!
@strogonoffcore
@strogonoffcore 3 года назад
hmmm yes can't wait to feel the sweet smell of mustard gas, and then feel my organs melting
@mahieuwim
@mahieuwim 3 года назад
They're called 'Line' infantry for a reason, you know. Mortars can fire over the infantry in front of them, so get a nice line of (tadaa!) line infantry, with your mortars behind them and you've got an invincible army.
@AtomicArtumas
@AtomicArtumas 3 года назад
I remember specifically doing this in Napoleon TW, where I had 3 max ranked and max upgraded mortars that would average something like ~1600 kills each battle between the 3 of them. I don't know why exactly, but the mortars in Napoleon are like.... absolutely busted. You somehow have these cannons that can literally shoot all the way across the map with basically 100% accuracy and pretty much just straight rout whatever they hit as they kill 80% of the unit with one shot. And then you protect them with a combination of sharpshooters (who have significantly higher range and accuracy than any other infantry unit) and smaller cannons set on shrapnel shot, to kill whatever smaller remnants actually go after you. Though I still find the Shogun 2 "spam artillery ships and kill the entire enemy fort with 1 off-shore volley" strat to be the most effective overall TW strategy in existence, but it only works on coastal castles. Basically, if you have a completely max size navy (or multiple) supporting/blockading a coastal city, and you set it to max radius instead of focus fire, it'll fire something like 100 artillery shells across the entire castle, killing about 90% of the defenders without you even having to get within range. And the AI will never leave the castle, so... it's just guaranteed to work every single time. It's just a shame it only works on like 1/12th of the territories in the game because even half the coastal ones have the castle too far inland for a navy to get within range of them.
@brandonsagoy6311
@brandonsagoy6311 2 года назад
Pretty sure if you mixed some regular cannons in with the howitzers and use grape shot you never have to worry about the ai getting close
@VickyOscar-k8o
@VickyOscar-k8o 22 дня назад
Life is a gift, and it offers us the privilege, opportunity, and responsibility to give something back by becoming more
@Smelly556
@Smelly556 2 года назад
"I don't know how to use cavalry" -every empire/napoleon total war player
@torgue5364
@torgue5364 3 года назад
Great timing! Was just watching one of your community EU4 streams. Always enjoy your videos.
@jojotheswede8444
@jojotheswede8444 3 года назад
"coffee is the most horrendous beverage known to man" well said ol' chap
@totallynothatguy1698
@totallynothatguy1698 3 года назад
THE COFFEE REBELLION IS AFOOT! I DEMAND RIGHTS AND A UNION IN SPIFFCO FOR COFFEE-DRINKERS!
@The_Keeper
@The_Keeper 3 года назад
@@totallynothatguy1698 Denied!
@paulfrancistorres7144
@paulfrancistorres7144 3 года назад
@@The_Keeper ALRIGHT, COFFEE COMRADES, WE’RE TAKING UP ARMS! END THE TEA MONOPOLY! URAAAAAA!
@SardonicSoul
@SardonicSoul 3 года назад
@@paulfrancistorres7144 For the drink, of the gods! Lets drive out these tea bags! For coffee!!
@paulfrancistorres7144
@paulfrancistorres7144 3 года назад
@@SardonicSoul Coffee drinkers of the world, UNITE! RISE UP! AGAINST THE TEA OVERLORDS! FIGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOM! CHAAAARRRRGE!
@generaljackripper666
@generaljackripper666 2 года назад
It's an oldie, but it's certainly not a goldie.
@robertgray111
@robertgray111 3 года назад
You make world domination sound so lovely
@TheodoreSmith-wn3gx
@TheodoreSmith-wn3gx 22 дня назад
Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without.
@DDCRExposed
@DDCRExposed 3 года назад
Spiff is just letting us know that if England ignored all of the Americas and focused on making profit, the future would have turned out a lot differently.
@DDCRExposed
@DDCRExposed 3 года назад
@Deborah Ajao Maybe they did??? I'm bad with history. 🤷‍♂️ I'm probably thinking more about the American Revolution.
@lesdodoclips3915
@lesdodoclips3915 3 года назад
They absolutely did. The British empire only got larger, and much much richer, after the loss of America.
@CamilleVan-b8r
@CamilleVan-b8r 22 дня назад
The door slammed on the watermelon.
@mgunter
@mgunter 3 года назад
I you dropped the tea tax then Americans never throw tea into the harbor, they never start drinking coffee as an up ours to England. You hold incredible power.
@mostevil1082
@mostevil1082 3 года назад
Dropping the tax is exactly why they threw it in the harbour. It was smugglers upset at the losses that legal tea imports caused.
@JocelynWalton-jn1vo
@JocelynWalton-jn1vo 22 дня назад
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.
@vomitman7533
@vomitman7533 3 года назад
Spiff, you may want to install DarthMod for Empire to make the game a little less unstable and less ugly. It also improved the AI and effectiveness of each troop type in their specified roles. Most of the lag you get is from old particle effects that most likely expect a physical pixel shader. Lots of Mods fix this issue. Most atrocious of this are the fires from fort walls.
@Brandon210-q4n
@Brandon210-q4n 2 года назад
"Father of toxic gas and chemical warfare . . ."
@Da__goat
@Da__goat 3 года назад
“We’re going to invade the Caribbean?” Wouldn’t that make you a PIRATE of the Caribbean
@arthurmorgan-_--_
@arthurmorgan-_--_ Год назад
4:35. The Spiffing Brit: if you won't trade with britain we will go into you
@helly9748
@helly9748 3 года назад
You will never speed up battle when using the Superior artillery in Shogun 2
@ahmeddwedar8427
@ahmeddwedar8427 3 года назад
I just came for the war crimes
@TheAnalyticalEngine
@TheAnalyticalEngine 3 года назад
So, the moral of the story is - tea and cannons are the best combination
@joehemmann1156
@joehemmann1156 3 года назад
Haven't started, only see the title, but the phrase "using war crimes" like they're a tool is just too amazing.
@radioactiveducky6769
@radioactiveducky6769 3 года назад
I love how he says all of these terrible things in such a fancy voice! 😂
@laisphinto6372
@laisphinto6372 Год назад
british empire in a nutshell
@Carter-h9y
@Carter-h9y 22 дня назад
Don't focus on making the right decision, focus on making the decision the right one.
@WakarimasenKa
@WakarimasenKa 3 года назад
Having played thousands of hours of Total War. 1000 in Empire specifically. I can say that while this strat looks fun and exploitative it is far more efficient to use round shot and cannister to wipe out the enemy. Especially since regular cannons have more range than indirect fire. And while it is tempting, you dont really want to conquer any of the major European powers until the end. Much better to steal their expensive fleets and sell them. Naval warfare is where the real exploits are in Empire. Something I havent quite been able to pull off in Napoleon.
@lesdodoclips3915
@lesdodoclips3915 3 года назад
It’s all about canister shots. Unlimited ammo, incredibly powerful, greater range than line infantry.
@kellyxxdegroot
@kellyxxdegroot 3 года назад
I was literally searching the comments for someone who was gonna mention the fact that you can just declare war on the big naval powers, keep surrendering their fleets no matter how large with a single 5th rate (literally the best and most versatile ship, every seafaring nation starts with them so stealing those ships only increases profits and prevents other powers from even accessing the sea with any of their fleets) and gain an enormous amount of money from it I also always delete every militia/melee unit in my army, leaving me with a way more efficient and cheaper professional army A strong economy is unbeatable in the end :)
@beaurogers7500
@beaurogers7500 3 года назад
spiffing Brit loves war crimes, he would adore war hammer 40k
@paulholmpileborg6340
@paulholmpileborg6340 2 года назад
you have made me buy a countless amount of games spiff, and when you play them yourself they arent that awesome that you make them look
@bensoncheung2801
@bensoncheung2801 2 года назад
You'd need him to comment over your gameplay for it to actually be awesome.
@makebritaingreatagain2613
@makebritaingreatagain2613 Год назад
1:29 I like how phallic the mouse pointer is.
@pandapeo4209
@pandapeo4209 3 года назад
I love warcrimes!
@Frost500-e3i
@Frost500-e3i 3 года назад
The evilest war crime is selling your enemies coffee during the war. They die slowly and painfully😈
@chargieboy
@chargieboy 3 года назад
21:38 "chargie chargie chargie charge" ripped me out of my trance and made me laugh
@pyrosnineActual
@pyrosnineActual 3 года назад
But I thought warcrimes were how you broke every game, including a few games that don't even involve warfare!? What's next, a video called "Spiffing Brit loves Tea and the Queen?"
@PapaRyan69
@PapaRyan69 3 года назад
I come to watch the funny British man break video games often. Hardly ever disappointed.
@jonathoncreech3186
@jonathoncreech3186 3 года назад
Always love when spiff rants about coffee, especially considering I'm drinking coffee right now
@austinveitch6944
@austinveitch6944 3 года назад
A spiff video on my birthday ? Well thank you so much !
@zallian
@zallian 3 года назад
I think someone needs to make sure spiffs tea is okay, he sounded a bit "too" british.
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