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I can't believe they were friendzoned by a skeleton 😢

I hate the "I don't know isn't a answer" thing. I don't know is a good answer in most situations, and should be used when you don't know the answer

I would absolutely download everyone's trauma illegally, and then I would hate myself immediately afterward for that horrible decision lmfao

"Can't believe I've been friendzoned by a skeleton." "I need more context on this..." [Papyrus accent] "CAN'T BELIEVE IVE BEEN FRIENDZONED BY A SKELETON" "Well _I_ can't believe changing the font provides more context than actually providing context." *WHAT IN THE WORLD IT ACTUALLY DOES*

“You wouldn’t download someone’s trauma illegally” - I present you Elias Bouchard from the Magnus Archives.

PM soulfully singing “it’s a binge compilation” was just beautiful

The "has a crush on the hero and can't be normal about it" EXISTS it's on webtoon, it's name is villain with a crush

NotPukichoSadly has the exact same energy as Puki but like in the same way a skin walker is trying to be your friend, some fucking how

I had a friend in middle school talk about that concept of frienemies with benefits, or just enemies with benefits something like that, because someone asked her for a fan fiction plot. And the person who asked her just replied "So. Dib and Zim?" And that is now a core memory that I wish I could delete.

While watching this in school, during the ‘reject gender embrace horse’ bit… a teacher walked up behind me and read the text. She… thought it was serious. She asked me about whether or not that was a joke and how people shouldn’t make fun of genders and pronouns… I can’t

3:21 "Now, do you know a good place to get some gazpacho?" (Gestures at ocean) "Ah, delicious."

The "friendzoned by a skeleton" one made me way more excited than it should have been. My twelve-year-old Papyrus fangirl self came out of the woodwork for a second there, lol. EDIT: Also, I have an itasha neighbor?? I apparently know what to call them now??

So. About the "I don't know isn't a good answer" thing... I heard that a lot growing up. And not just about 'where is the thing? You should know where the thing is I don't know isn't a good answer', but about emotional questions and motivations. Looking back on it, not knowing what this emotional outburst was about seems reasonable to me. I was a kid, and no one was explaining what these emotions were or why they were being triggered. As an adult, I can look back and see that "why did you burst into tears and throw a temper tantrum at the party?" was probably triggered by something like social exhaustion or anxiety. As a kid, I had no clue. Just saying, I understand much better now ( and have coping mechanisms I didn't have back then. )

8:10 Shy Guy is the perfect example for this

14:28 hyenas are also more closely related to cats than to dogs, so it actually makes sense they could do that

* I come for Undertale. * I stay for how good the video is. * Also can someone please confirm that the generic enemy with a massive following is either Froggit or Temmie

"You wouldn't download someone's trauma illegally, would you?" Me, a Fanfiction writer and reader: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Hoe I CREATE THE TRAUMA

Pluto isn't the god of death, he's the Lord of the Underworld and all the riches beneath the earth. Basically he's an old rich dude that keeps things in line and controls the place, not the undertaker that drags you there

4:20 I think this is actually the main characters of Deltarune

6:25 If they're talking about loki, don't embrace horse his way.

7:40 actually exists, its a webtoon called ‘villain with a crush’ and its hilarious

I now need PM saying “It’s a Binge Compilation” in the most boring, mundane, calm, and peaceful way possible and the circle will be complete

13:12 thought it was talking about iron lung lol

Whoever wrote the 'frenemies with benefits' post has obviously not been in the Homestuck fandom.

2:31 this is so raw I can hear Gordon Ramsay shouting about it from my bedroom

8:05 Spamton

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" is a terrible idea. "I don't know" 100% is an answer and it can be the most correct and most helpful answer. It reminds me of the whole phrase "no news is good news." Or like... no news is still an answer. It means nothing has happened. My roommate does some research for a company and she's having such a hard time getting anything other than "We can't talk about that" or "No, we don't care about that." Her bosses want a different answer than "no" or "they don't do that" but ultimately that is very often the answer!! You're getting an answer, and it's no!

2:04 I FOLLOWED THIS ON TUMBLR THERES MORE THEY HAVE A TIME AND A PLACE AND SOMEONE WHO IS TRYING TO STOP THEM

I was confused why the hex maniac had a cult following The "stuff" about her actually had plot and cast her as kind and good-personed

The simple character design that gets a cult following is obviously the Shadow Heartless from Kingdom Hearts

10:32 "that's literally every Final Fantasy ever isn't it" startled me, that was exactly my thought lmao

i love how PM seymour is a professional voice actor so we get the best voices ever, and I am waiting for him to do the startaling calm voice again

I was watching an older binge compilation when this popped up in my notifications. Absolutely perfect timing PM

Thank you P.M. this was perfectly timed I was just about to watch an old binge comp ❤

My guess for the generic enemy bit? Ever since version 3 of Genshin was released the fandom has fallen in love with the Eremites.

The fact I got the joke the instant I flashed my eyes on the font- I miss this game, gotta go watch some gameplay rn

One month later: the doctor is served with a giant heap of lawsuits for giving unexpected bills

“all things good and warm and kind are brown!” [looks over at my three-foot-long horse plushie with very weird eyes and legs shorter than a finger] hell yeah brother

2:25 malewifecombat… I, too, desire revenge against the gods who have created us when my eggs are burnt

the "enemy with an interesting design" is male_07 from half-life 2. i don't care that he's boring or that he's not an enemy, this is the guy

IMPORTANT QUESTION: Should I go get some donuts Edit:The donuts have been acquired and eaten

4:10 this has the same energy as a man selling 4 kidneys on the black market

So with my little tarot knowledge I shall try to decipher what the person who said that they were hermit coded with bits of strength coded and reverse heirophant. So my take is that they are either a rebel on a journey of self discovery, or a loner on a journey of becoming a body builder

All I have learned today is discord is a middleschool/highschool lunchroom. Some have fun. Some don't. I sit alone and get dragged to other tables.

I felt that discord server one. I once was so awkward in a discord server that that's how people came to know me in that discord server. My name on that server was "awkward".

15:26 As someone who loves Latin mottoes/sayings, this is my favorite motto joke I have ever seen in my life.

Pluto was not the Roman god of death. He was the god of the dead. If we invoked his wrath we would have a zombie apocalypse on our hands. The Roman goddesses of death were Libitina and, to a lesser extent, Morta.

7:31 this implies that tumblr posts are only 1 atom big… New lore.

7:36 from what little I know about Wordgirl, this describes one of the villains perfectly 12:59 Owl House’s Dana Terrace (why did the show have to get cancelled early why)

16:00 Uuuggghhh, *stop being relatable*!

7:41 the way this is literally the villains motive in one of my stories 💀

8:14 my heart says they were talking about Megamind and he gets a pass cause he had a villian to hero arc.

16:03 - Coming back to this delightful trainwreck, with this advice: *_PLAY STANLEY PARABLE._* Pay extra attention to the Narrator. He's the perfect epitome of British.

I don’t get why people say tumblr is a hellsite because if you OBVIOUSLY don’t go actively searching for nasty stuff then it’s fine from what I see (my only outlet to tumblr is through RU-vid).

On the weird villain motive one: I can't believe someone summarized Harumi so effectively

16:45 my girlfriend often narrates undertale comics for me, and her chosen voice for frisk sounds uncannily like this

1:39 that's just Kaguya and Mokou from touhou project

7:38 there's a webtoon with this plot, it's called villain with a crush

8:50 Do you want Action Park? 'Cause that's how you get Action Park.

I was going to say something but I forgot, so I guess...uh... Should I get an omelet? Make one? Something?

Laughing at the frenemies with benefits seeing as I clicked into this immediately after watching the latest Bed Friends episode 😂😂😂

0:30 that moment when you laugh to the tune of Bonetrousle

7:36 omg I found a webtoon/manhwa that's exactly that! It's creatively called "Villain with a crush" here's the description: "Dumped after confessing to her first crush of three years, Rosa Park falls for her second when the nation’s favorite Superpowered Police Officer, Doryeong Han, swoops in to save her as she’s plummeting from a toppling building. A few years later, a mysterious villain called Blackdog appears, but Doryeong notices something is not quite right. Will the world’s worst villain ever win the heart of the strongest hero in the country?"

9:40 THAT'S ME OMG I APPEARED ON A PM SEYMOUR VIDEO

3:16 things are getting real in the soup fandom

Me: "I'd like to introduce you all to Aflo's Theory-" Scientists: "Oh? What is it?" Me: "It is a theory stating that at any given moment- there is at lest one tomato in the ocean." Scientists: "-And what, pray tell, is the purpose of this theory?" Me, now revealing the backpack of tomatoes I brought to the beach: "Gazpacho."

0:28 immaculate papyrus voice my guy

3:09 Zach is short for Zachariah, a biblical name…so dude in the hall is right.

8:06 personally for me, I’m saying the daycare attendant from FNaF security breach. The cult following that bot gained (including me) basically overnight? *insane.*

7:52 *stares in barlissa* WHAT?!! 11:35 this is so painfully accurate for me because everytime I'm fangirling over women I use the phrase pansexual panic 😂😂😂😂 12:04 my bf....

4:15 Medic TF2

7:35 Basically "I Became The Villain The Hero Is Obsessed With"

2:11 it's like how Frieza made his form golden for cosmetic reasons (namely to mock the only super form he knew at the time due to being stuck in hell for a while)

11:33 we found the backstory for slimes

7:29 Random fun fact! A guy once thought he found a new element, only to realize a while later that he actually just made an atom fucking explode

The whole “Frenemies with benefits” thing is legit just kismesissitude from Homestuck

4:25 I mean he's right

Alright LET'S DO IT!! IT'S BINGE COMPLICATION TIME!! 😎

I just randomly stumbled onto this video and the accents ARE KILLING ME AHAHAHAHAHAH

9:13 A full-size, like 10ft tall Ogryn, just smashes through a wall, looks around, picks up the Bun, puts it in like in a vest pocket, to have its head juuusssst peep out. Then he just leaves.

Goodness gracious it's been a long time since I've watched a Tumblr binge compilation LETS GO

2:57 It’s hard to argue with his assessment.

"Im wa walking corpse puppeted by coffee" is literally just Godot. DIEGO WHY ARE YOU ON TUMBLR

8:06 - I can only think of the Minecraft Mobs. People seem to really love 'em.

Or, hear me out, the air conditioning is specially designed to swoosh Vader's cape

While for a brief moment I was filled with joy over the "Darth Vader making his cape move with the force" one, he's literally _never_ in space: he's either on a space-ship, and his cloak moves when he moves _because that's how clothing and air resistance work,_ or he's on a planet where there _is_ wind, or there's a jet of air being blasted at him from a freaking ship trying to fly off to escape his grasp! Now, the only one who _does_ space-walk is freaking Leah, who survived it by the way, because she's badass!

My favorite part of the video is the villain has a crush on the hero and can't be normal about it cuz that's an actual webtoon I think it's called villain in love or something it's just about this really overpowered girl and she wants to hang out with the overpowered superhero but they think she's a villain cuz she wore clothes to be able to hang out with him so now she is the number-one villain well thinking he just tries to take her on dates

Extra category of people using baby name generators: tabletop gamers who came up with a character concept five minutes before opening the site.

I love how the only context needed is the papyrus font 😂

12:26 Mr. bambi is ‘boutta orchestrate a heist on tesla headquarters

21:05 *LOUDER FOR THE SHIP ANTIS IN THE BACK*

That post about the new Barbie movie was just describing Life In The Dreamhouse

9:25 I joined the jacksfilms server a few years back (one of the first public servers I'd ever joined) and answered one of the yiay bot questions with a vague 9/11 joke, and despite jack making several 9/11 jokes himself and my joke really not being any worse than any other semi-dark joke (I can't remember what it was exactly, I think maybe the prompt was airplane related so I took the low hanging fruit, but it wouldn't have been anything horrible or graphic), the people there gave me so much shit for it that I deleted it and never spoke there again. Come to think of it that might be why I never try to participate in discord servers anymore

12:20 it's actually a third, secret thing(gacha games)

Don't mistake composure for ease is something that has stuck in my head ever since I first saw that post. It's just absurd how much I relate to it as an autistic person

2:00 As if I can't dump a bucket of water into a boat

0:04 ok but why is no one complimenting this man on his beautiful performance?

I love how just a font changes everything

4:10 Additional Prompt: A Lich that takes the souls of adventurers that *try* and kill it and trades them to demons for even more power They call him.. the Devi-Lich

"cringemobile" MAN IM DEAD-