It's My Birthday & I'll Cry If I Want To - The Bachelor in Paradise Week 5 RECAP (Season 9) 

Sadly "Jesse Palmer skibidi toilet rizz" yields no search results from google.

Brayden and Rachel are such a fun coupling to watch so far!

Kat going crazy on the pinata while tanner, and davia are reenacting dirty dancing is sending me haha.

If that’s how Katherine acts in real life, I can see why she’s single.

I feel like all of production’s highest hopes for chaos came together in this episode

Villan from Shrek 2 killed me 🤣🤣

I have never seen this side of Rachel! Brayden really does make her get out of her head and just have fun and be herself. As bachelorette I felt like we didn’t really see her personality, I had no idea who Rachel was (compared to Gabby) and now I see her so happy and carefree and laughing her ass off! I am rooting for her and Brayden! ❤

Not Kat angry at Tanner for not speaking to her before saying yes to a date but wouldn’t even bat an eyelash toward Brayden before and after she said yes to going on a date with Tanner 🙄

I am so into Rachel and Brayden being a couple I can't even believe it. I never saw this coming and yet I'm psyched.

Someone should just play Kat's "I don't owe you a conversation!!!" back to her lol.

Kat is the biggest spoiled brat hypocrite ever. I hope for her she grows up - fast. I can’t believe I supported her during Clayton’s season.

Sam's conversation with Sean was so funny, especially when she referred to him as "Baby Sean"! 👶🧸🍼😂

I never would have put Rachel and Brayden together. But OMG it just really works.

I can't be the only one who was hoping for the cake to end up in a bonfire again like Mari did ages ago...

This whole episode, was a masterpiece.

I love how almost everyone (audience and people on the show) has changed their minds about Brayden lmao. I really didn’t like him on Charity’s season but now he’s one of my favorites! And the guys on Charity’s season weren’t happy to see him initially but now they’re all friends lol.

Some people are like Brayden and turn things around in paradise, and some people are like Kat.

Like. Tanner at least pulled Kat aside and talked to her. More respect than Kat ever had for Braden…the whole meltdown was too funny to watch 😂😂😂

Karma came after Kat, so satisfying to watch 🤣❤ Kat is delusional 😵‍💫 It appears her parents' spoiled her rotten, so self-absorbed

Kat is making the show entertaining, but she lacks self awareness. I wasn’t even mad that she ditched Braden but the way she plays victim when something similar happens to her is mind boggling. It’s okay to be upset, justified even, but the way she conducts herself…my goodness. You know that if she and charity were the reverse she would have lost her mind then too.

I just want Blake to finally find love

I feel bad for Blake. He’s handling this situation he’s in well imo

Y’all remember when this show would give us couples we actually care about? Yeah me too

I was not expecting to like Rachel and Brayden as much as I do! I’m just picturing Rachel’s dad 😂

Sad to see that Jess is not into Blake. He is such a catch. Also, someone needs to marry Will immediately. He seems like he would give a girl 100.

I’m only in my 30’s but yeah golden bachelor is much more relatable 😂😂😂

When I heard Brayden was going to be on the show, I wasn’t expecting him to become one of my favorites. Despite all odds I’m rooting for him and Rachel

BIP n birthdays... bad mojo 😂 Kat is a handful, I bet production will want to keep her around to keep unraveling 😅

Is no one else surprised at how easy it was for Mercedes to just switch up on Will? Lol

I also like the close out clips,like Jess chasing that dog or Braeden doing that weird rap,lol.

The continuity errors with Davia arriving and Kat’s hairstyles had me cracking up - it’s up then it’s down then it’s up then it’s down

Villian meme of Prince Charming from Shrek strikes again

This season feel so much funnier ,and dramatic than the last one where everyone was coupled up day 2 ,and being so boring lol had to bring in the horrendous split week to " shake thing up" 😂 i enjoyed this episode a lot!

Notice how this episode was actually decent…because we FINALLY got some women over 30!!!

I’m so sad that John B is gone. He genuinely is one of the best looking men to ever be on this show in my personal opinion. She picked PETER?! WHY??

"just ship me onto the golden Bachelor already" 😂

This episode was wild! I'm so happy for the karma

Your recaps are 1000x better than the show 😂

I feel so bad for Will ! He seems like such a great guy

Oh man, what about the Jess/Blake talk? “I never do anything for ME 😭” yeah cause making out on a beach all day is altruistic.

The part when you inserted the Spiderman scene 😂😂😂 That was a great episodeof BiP. This is what paradise is all about: liking people you didn't before (Brayden and Rachel I'm looking at you!), birthdays being ruined, karma being a beach... loved every moment. Not talking about poop was another bonus.

Kat is stuck up stuck up stuck up

Great recap as always Fantake❣️ Can’t wait to see what happens next with the Kat and Tanner showdown.

Accessory enthusiast is hilarious.

Rachel looks so cute 3:53

ive really loved jess this whole time but im confused by why she was acting like she was being held back from making a decision for herself as if those were literally not her inactions? i feel so bad for blake and so bad for will!!

Your take on this recap was right on. THANK YOU!!!

truth game, don't ask questions you don't want the answers to

As someone who usually secretly enjoys the drama of the bachelor series, I’m getting really tired of having no content besides Kat screaming compliments about herself at the camera for 3 episodes in a row.

Dean left on Cailyns birthday and now they are married ❤️❤️❤️well he came back for her 😊

I have not watched a second of this show but thank you for the recap!

No one knowing Sam from the Canadian season is actually pretty funny

I love the office clips in your videos

On Kat’s birthday karma??😂🤣👍

Yeoooooo why was this recap especially funny. Im sitting here cracking up 🤣🤣🤣

Blake looks awesome.

I will be catching up this evening. ♥️ Kat is never happy with anything, complains about EVERYTHING in Paradise, & nags over EVERYTHING. lol. Is it just me or does she just have a bad attitude? Mercedes! 🥰

We just gonna not include Brayden’s rap at the end like that wasn’t the best ending to an episode?

John is one of the most unlucky candidates in bachelor nation history. I really thought he was going far on Charity’s season but he fell to the side with all the Brayden drama Then absolutely No ONE was interested when he came down

“I am not living with the bugs for no reason!”

Everyone who wanted cake now hates Kat!🎂🎉

Your recaps are brilliant! This one had me in tears many times 😂

I’m loving Rachel and Brayden together

One of Mac’s BEST lines, Thank you (and by “you” I mean thank your wife for letting you take the time to make these) 😂😂😂

Kat reminds me of Ragina George from Mean Girls.

Never would’ve expected Brayden and Rachel but they’re kinda cute together. 💕 Love the title btw Fantake. Reminds me of that Melanie Martinez song 🤣

"Still her birthday" got me hollering.. The messiness of this show lol

Your videos are amazing 😂

I love your recaps 😂😂😂

Being old enough that a lot of these people are in my age range/would have been in high school with makes me sick to my stomach, because 26 is just a baby

love your videos! 💖

Peter is so cringe omg, he needs to go

Brayden finding the cake on the beach and shoving it in his mouth is priceless!!!

The way I WHEEZED @ 1:40 😂

Bach fantake, you make all things bachelor so much sweeter!

I laughed out loud many times in this recap. 😂 Spot on! 🍿🥰🍿😂🍿🥰🍿

Kat was seeking for revenge on Tanner. She just did this for herself than with anybody.

The 90's are coming back full force & Im loving all of it! #MoreGlitter -80's baby

Honestly, I kept hoping for Rachel and Brayden. She seems grounded, but fun, something good for him. He seems quirky and adventurous, in need of just a bit of taming lol. And, they look amazing together 💕

I’m so here for Rachel and Brayden 😍 was not a fan of Brayden, but their chemistry is palpable. If they learn how to manage conflict in relationships healthily and “fight fair” they could go the long haul!!!

Kat was screaming she is a strong woman as she is crying and throwing a fit.

They keep showing the Blake & Rachel dynamic & I feel like that means something! I would love that couple if that does happen though!!!

I’m screaming at the Prince Charming reference because Sean DEFINITELY looks like him 😂😂 Your prefrontal cortex does finish developing at 26 but that doesn’t mean you’ll be automatically mature. Brayden is growing on me as well. I said before that BIP is where you redeem yourself or have your villain arc. As much as I defended Will for not being obligated to explain himself to Olivia on day 1 before going on a date with Kylee, this does feel like some sort of Karma for what he did to Olivia. Speaking of karma, Kat deserved every bit of it. And that Spiderman clip was perfect 🤣🤣🤣 That Dirty Dancing move was well executed. Is Davia a dancer? Can’t wait to see how this turns out

This is my first season of BAP and I am LOVING it 😂🎉 sooo fun

Nice shrek reference 😂 me and my wife have been calling Sean prince charming since charity's season

Having a birthday on BIP is like me (Dallas Cowboys fan) seeing my team play on my birthday (November 7). We lost 52-7 to Green Bay in 2010 and lost to Denver (a team we had a much better record than) 30-8 in 2021 which was also my 40th. I get it!!!

Love this

I have no idea what all this means, who these people are or if it is even a show at this point but i LIVE for your recaps! You are as dry as the Sahara, my friend.

Was anyone else bothered by Kat's conversation with Davia? It seemed like she was basically asking Davia how she could date anyone that was not into her (as in Kat)...

At the end, when Brayden was rapping and eating cake which his hands…that looked a lot like Kat’s cake (rescued from the sand???)

LOL 🤣 villain from Shrek 2

I can’t believe that I don’t like Kat, and I’m rooting for Brayden now… Paradise is WILD

This episode was so good😈

Bootleg ken went home ,and that's all that matters.

Self serving in-duh-vidual is so funny Omg 😭

Fanum tax lol I swear I know every reference in your videos 😂

I’m done with Kat, it’s getting old.

Am i wrong for loving to see Kat crying and suffering ??. I love Brayden now so I was pretty upset cause she did him wrong so she deserves it .

Imma say it now to the guy who end up with kat whether it’s on BIP or outside of it you must have the biggest patience cause I don’t think any guy would put up with kat’s behavior and if they did then it’s just they are only wanting to hit it for a bit and then run away after

If Kat mentioning her birthday was a drinking game, that's a 3 day drunk! LOL!!