Please actually do it exactly like The Emoji Movie. Do analyzing the trailer in the near future, shitpost with a bunch of merchandise and use unique memes so they can invite you to the premiere unintentionally. we need a jacksfilms Shrek renaissance
On Twitter he said he’ll update the thumbnail daily, and he’ll also tweet the countdown on every milestone day (666, 600, 500, 420, 400, 365, 300, 200, 100, 69, 30, 7).
1:00 Here’s what they’re actually gonna do: some character will ask Donkey how he made children with the dragon, and Donkey will explain it to them in detail, but they will play some loud noise on top of it as Donkey is explaining everything so all we see is just his lips moving. And then when that loud noise stops, we hear Donkey say “And that’s how we made them!” Classic gag for all ages.
I think smartphones in the Shrek universe would be like, handheld rectangular magic mirrors with touchscreens, but the interface is just the normal iPhone interface.
1:13 The first movie? I'm sorry Jack, but as someone with Shrexcellent knowledge of the movies -and no life- , the Dronkeys actually made their debut appearance in the Shrek 2 post-credits scene!
To expand onto this, you could argue that the relationship between donkey and dragon is set up in the first movie, but at no point is there any real indication that it involves reproductive sexual relations in any capacity before the Dronkeys are shown in the second movie. Anyone who disagrees with this simply cannot follow simple narrative subtext
missed opportunity for the shrek in-universe tiktok equivalent to be hikory-dikory or something to that effect- y'know like the nursery rhyme? about the clock? i don't need to explain myself to you
I would literally love if they did the opposite of the trend where villainesses tell their tragic backstories. Like an evil queen that tells you her sad life, but she's clearly just abusing others and still being selfish. A re-twist, or twist-back villain. And they have to call her out or stop her without seeming like the bad guys
Jack has to give us one final, long-prophesied, tenth Royalty-Free Christmas Songs, featuring the long-awaited musical number: "THERE... Is... The Shrek 5 Trailer!"
My guess as to what Shrek 5 will be is that the producers inexplicably pivot at the last moment and instead make the immortal “Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life” greentext into an actual porno
unironically, my first date ever was to see the original Shrek movie. It didn't seem important at the time, it was just one of the movies showing that weekend or whatever. I just sort of have to live with it now.
I personally would like it if they referenced the original book like have the original, fire breathing Shrek as an extended, long lost family member or something who actively ruins things.
8:30 - Timetravel would be a cool bit though. What if they had to travel through all of the movies to stop some villain from ruining or changing something?
I can't wait for the joke in Shrek 5 where Donkey walks in on Shrek and asks him, "Shrek, what are you doing?" And Shrek, while lighting up an alchemy pipe, responds, "Pixie dust."
