Jackbox Joke Contest | WHICH JOKE IS BEST? Mike vs Jane vs Andy vs Luke vs Ellen in Quiplash 3 

Thanks Andy for reading out the prompts and answers. I have a lot of streams on in the background. So it's really nice to be able to hear what's going on. :)

Another comment thanking Andy for reading out the prompts and answers! Not just helpful, but his excellent delivery was the reason I voted for some of the answers 😂 He deserves point royalties!

Stream starts as soon as you've scrolled down to see if Angel Beat told you when the stream starts.

Andy 'The People's Princess' was on fire this episode. I couldn't stop laughing at his comments throughout 😁

“food bed tes” has the same vibe as “cook hot meat”

Neon jellyfish evangeline lily actually made me choke on my drink for a moment, well played lol.

I applaud Andy's commitment to donating blood. Why is it such a valuable thing to do? I'm not sure, but red blood sells.

Your spouse being a vampire is a very bad thing to remember during sex if the person you're having sex with isn't your spouse

It's actually the perfect method for deciding which side of the coin is better, if you think about it. If you see the way it lands and in that moment you're disappointed that the other side didn't land up instead, then that other side is better.

food 👏🏼 bed 👏🏼 tes 👏🏼

"This is like mario party" "Except Andy is winning this" *Brutality, Luke wins*

I am *begging* you, please give us the post-watershed Quiplash stream

>Heaven fastpass Accidentally recreates indulgences haha

i'm sure other people have realised this but in thriplash the vs schmitty round always comes first and schmitty's answer is always on the right side

When I think I can't possibly like you guys more, you choose to make a live donating money for institutions helping people have access to safe abortions. You guys don't need to do this, lots of people will be against this, and that's why I love you so much. You wake up and chose to help people the way you can everyday, and this renew my hope for humankind. Thank you for existing!

A fun tactic I’ve been engaging in for the jackbox streams: I play in the audience since I only have my phone and can’t play and watch and then watching the video later so see what I missed.

LFEG - Luke, Farrant, Ellen, Gane

"I assumed you were the moon, but maybe you are a banana." It feels this could be profound in the right context, just not sure what that context is exactly.

Much thanks to Andy for changing the ableist language in the campfire tale prompt to "worst"

I have decided, based only on this stream, that Jane is a vampire. But like, a nice cool vampire that has found a way to not be evil, by finding a group of fun cool mortals she can blend in with. I have no proof, only evidence. Notice how pale and porcelain she looks compared to the rest of the mortals. Classic vampire, no sun. Her nervous hand motions when thinking are elegant, but she just can't quite remember what it is like to behave like a human: 41:40, 53:00. She needs to drink blood but doesn't want to be a monster about it. So Andy is the only one in on her secret, he even donated his blood to her (willingly, or thrall, you decide!). Was also REALLY into the idea of a Blood Facemask. She was the first to react when the topic of a vampire wife came up, and even says that it would be "deeply sexy". She was extra excited for "What We Do In The Shadows". The final evidence, she often cannot finish her punchlines or vote before her timer runs out, because after being alive (undead?) for 400 years, things like time and deadlines do not really mean the same thing to her as it does to us. Join me in this headcannon, and watch all OX videos with that in mind!

“The only dog that don’t get into heaven.” Poochie

We do love to see OX's shared brain cells in action xD

36:38 Ellen "Oh God!" Luke "Ohgod." Andy "Oh, God." Jane "Hhhho God..." Mike "....hmm. I'm sorry, were you saying something?"

16:30 Luke's "too sad to cry" is me right now. I appreciate having something to distract me from my own thoughts, even if it's just temporary.

The best 2 sentence horror story: "Please listen to this important message. We've been trying to reach you about your vehicle's extended warranty."

From a guy living in America, thanks for putting together this fundraiser

Stream starts at... pretty much immediately.

Give it to me straight, Andy was definitely light-headed after donating blood right? That was what led to Wanky-Kong right? Right??

Mike: reads out audience code Me, a homosexual: excuse me what did you just call me

If it doesn't have a **beach episode** then it's not an anime

3 reasons why Vampires are bad sex-partners 1. In Vampirical, consenting means hypnotised 2. "Those are not hickeys!" 3. Belmont always brings the wrong kind of whip

"coffin up puns" - Ellen *chef's kiss*

Stream starts at 0:09! Circus music madness set in a few seconds later...

I love it when you folks include extremely subtle digs at the UK political situation

Plot twist with the vampire one: do you know the concept of Teeth? Think about that one, and add vampire to the mix

Sadly I haven't got the money to donate but Omg this has only been up 3 hours and you've already smashed 12,551.00 ♡♡♡ What an amazing community 👏 ❤️ 🙌 Let's help those people who need it ♡

This outpouring of support is heart warming thank you from the sane part of the U.S.

As usual, wasn't able to watch live (because I live where streams start at 8am.... ), but wanted to add my thanks for supporting this cause. I have happily been a supporter, channel member, and now patron for years and your values and willingness to be frank and unapologetic about them are a huge part of that. Watching the VOD now prompted me to set up a monthly donation for the foreseeable future, hoping for the day when such a fund is no longer required and people can just make healthcare choices that are right for them with the input of no one other than their doctor.

Thank you for supporting this great cause! Love y'all xx

I was super careful but still caught covid, so now I'm isolating with lots of oxbox and oxtra vids. This was a great stream and a fantastic cause to raise money for.

Thank you for contributing to a good cause during a time when it might be considered controversial. So much money was raised!! That's awesome. Really proud of everyone. 💜 And the video was fricken hilarious. I'm going to name something in my life "Pumpy and Toots" bc the combo killed me. Maybe I'll work it into my next rpg. 😆

This is taking me ages to watch, I keep having to pause so I don't miss anything while I laugh.

Jane if you're into star trek you should check out star trek lower decks, its animated, awesome, and hilarious.

Ha! I’ve been playing kingdoms of amalur again all week! I’ll help Ellen with that class.

Missed opportunity for a "Slaw and Order" pun @ 11:48

As an American semi affected by these happenings I feel very touched at these fundraiser livestreams. Thank you all for all that you do. And all the laughs. Neon Jellyfish is my takeaway from this stream XD

Schmitty is always the right side option in the first pairing of the final round, so always go left

I would just like to say to whoever donated as "Mazoga the Dork" at just after 52 minutes. That is an incredible username, and I am startled that you picked that out from the source material, that's not a character I ever thought I'd see referenced.

You guys are great, thank you for raising funds for such an important cause. (The same can be said for every fundraiser you all have done.)

I don't know if anybody's aware of this, but Lieutenant Dan's Legs ​sent their girls to bed the other night. heard them watching TV. Right as they went to go tell them to go to sleep, they heard Mike's infamous "Hello" so went and watched it with them. ;-)

Sorry I couldn't catch this live but this was great fun and thanks for keeping the option to donate open after the stream finished!

I think we need 'Food Bed Tes' on a t-shirt XD

People soup. Soup of the people, for the people...

"Let's freakin' extra go" reminds me of when Kurt Angle would say "It's true. It's mother freakin' damn true"

I was waiting for a super delayed oh god from mike at some point through the stream 🤣

Did Andy give blood to Jane? She looks vampiric today.

For those, like me, that couldn't donate from your countries. I was able to donate from the link in the description. From the website it seems to accept donations from a long list of countries.

Nicely done everyone, so much money raised for an awesome cause 👏. Plus, what great entertainment this stream is, makes me forget about the worries in life and have a good time laughing my head off at these great jokes and statements presented to us all. Thank you Oxbox and Xtra, much appreciated 🙏.

Never expected to hear the phrase “vagina candles” on this channel lol.

I missed the stream but watching this while making flashcards for plants I need to learn for school is perfect 😊 Also, it's wonderful that you took this opportunity to support such an important organisation, and so uplifting to see the community here come together and give so much ♥️♥️♥️

40:09 Luke, you missed a golden opportunity for "Normal Adult Files.txt"

$12k is an amazing result, and a hugely enjoyable stream as all the Quiplash ones are. Smash or Pass was golden.

this is a wonderful cause to raise money for, thank you oxbox.

11:36 Then when heaven has a line around the corner We shouldn't have to wait around and hope to get in

Thank you, for the "Snatch" reference, Andy.

Wow what a fantastic cause. I'm sorry I missed the stream. Thank you for all you do! Also if I ever somehow have children, let alone grandchildren, my partner and I will definitely be pumpy and toots. In fact, if I don't have a spouse at the time, I will be known as "pumpy and Toots."

what you dont know is people soup is in fact, a hot tub company

The only dog that didn't get into heaven is that class traitor from paw patrol

Now I'm wondering what item on a Wendy's menu could have provoked a "I know you are but what am I?" response? Like Burger King has the Whopper, but what does Wendy's have? A Dave's Double?

"We' have now gotten to a point where I can accurately guess which answers are who's 90% of the time! :D

Well done to everyone who donated of course. but yes Vern that was amazing, I want to share my support. (as a british man but still on your side ofc)

Yum yum yum lovely…. points Not gonna lie, for a moment there I thought Jane was going down a very different path 😂

really enjoyed the stream, loved the variety of answers and well done in raising all the money

Awesome that you're supporting abortion rights! Keep up the good work!

about the "people soup" start up that's doomed to fail, not quite the same, but you know there is an actual meal replacement company called Soylent, right? like "Soylent Green"?

9:00 Neon Jellyfish Lionfish Angel sounds dope, tho

He didn’t shut down the park but he had an army of bodyguards and 10 kids with him for some reason.

Hey, I'm from the US! I also am not cis female, but I am so freaking happy that you held this fundraiser to help those who have been hit with trigger laws and will be targeted in the future by laws attacking abortion in the future!~ Like this means the world to me that you could help those less fortunates who live in states where abortion is at least partially or mostly banned or extremely restricted! Thanks to everyone who donated and thank you to you all for hosting this so everyone could donate, if I wasn't strapped for cash, I'd donate to the cause myself. All I have are words though, so that's all I can give, so again, thank you so much, from the bottom of my heart. Thank you.

16:11 Never Gonna Give You Up

Really? Garfield and Jon? Should have gone full Garfield meta and said Binky the Clown. :p

Did they raise 12k in less than 2 hrs? Dang, well done

Let's Freaking Extra Go!!

I feel so bad for Andy watching the first five eps of OFMD and not being able to finish it. It's so freaking great. I love it so much and I'm so very happy it got renewed (we were very, very nervous about that). I really hope the rest of the world gets access to it soon. Also, Con O'Neill is amazing in the show and he's an utter delight on twitter with how much he hates Tories, and the fanart he likes and retweets. Fun fact, he voices Mohg in Elden Ring and he voices Titchy Gren in Dark Souls 2 (both roles are obsessed with blood and tied to PVP covenants (at least in Elden Ring you don't have to do the PVP stuff to get access to the fight with Mohg)).

If Schmitty doesn't want to join the Outside XboXtra team, I volunteer to be the new Associate of the Colonies (for pay, so not fully in the spirit of volunteering)

I thought 'food bed tes' was a potatoes meta joke.

Can I still donate on Friday when I get paid?

Elves lay eggs?

It wouldn't let me donate from Aus :( But loved the stream anyway, I'll put some money to a good cause in your name!

Thank you for raising funds for such a good cause! So many great quips today! Some blue, some not. And as always, screw Schmitty.

I finish my meetings and rock up JUST in time for the VOD :/

Will oxventure of the weekend be recorded?

Room code LFEG = Luke Forgot Ellen's Great

Will Sunday's D&D Adventure be taped and uploaded?

It seems like the first matchup of the third round always has the Schmitty answers, so it should be easy to not vote for Schmitty.

Jane looks like a vampire everyone else is flush w color and janes almost black and white, lighting I guess lol

Spoilers about Quiplash and Schmitty but... have you ever noticed that Schmitty is always playing in the first match and is always the answer on the right?

Being an American, thank you for this stream! Also, thank you, Andy, for saying my nickname as "Mahr" and not "Mare". Although I am a Marion, so it should be pronounced "Mare"...I just prefer "Mahr".

I’d love to see a jackbox stream with a Polygon collaboration.

The whole gang! :D

I am really missing something here. Who is Uncle Vern?