Jackbox Patently Stupid | WHOSE INVENTION SUCKS LEAST? Mike vs Jane vs Andy vs Luke vs Ellen 

"we only rolled ONE snowball from the top of the mountain"

It only takes once to establish the meta

Dob sang precisely ONE song professing his love for a woman not his fiancé..

The poop is on Outside Xbox? I blame Playstation Access.

Jared Leto was in The Thin Red Line, Prefontaine, American Psycho, Girl, Interrupted, Requiem For A Dream, Lord Of War, Dallas Buyers Club, Blade Runner 2049, and We Crashed, all of which are decidedly not garbage, and all of which you can watch again guilt free. He was also in many movies that are well liked, if not adored: Fight Club, Zack Snyder's Justice League, Urban Legend, Panic Room and the series My So Called Life. I'm not sure why he was chosen as an exemplar of annoying acting, being that he has an Oscar, among other awards of excellence. Yeah, he's had suck films, but so did Peter O'Toole, Michael Caine (oh, the suckage there) and Henry Fonda. It reminds me of that time they were all under the impression that "Forbidden Planet" was considered an awful film and had been lampooned on MST3k.

@@burningoldsage4012 bonus points on fight club because he gets his face absolutely destroyed in it Also hes lampooned because when he gets a leading role he always pushes it a bit too far, hes an amazing secondary actor but has issues being lead. Also hes one of those very quirky method actors that need the right director and or producer to really channel his type of energy. Whichbi think may have pushed lord of war to being as great as it is, he and nick cages crazy played well off each other. Personally i like leto as an actor when hes channeled properly and given a chance to really flex himself

@@burningoldsage4012 You did not just put Fight Club in the same tier as Justice League. 🤯

Mr. Nobody is actually an interesting film of his. Every actor has made some stinkers.

​@@burningoldsage4012 It's all the Cult stuff, man. That's why.

Get that Snorlax working out too. They will be Baralax by the end.

@@AlmightyPolarBear Oh god, a Snorlax on protein powder would be terrifying. 😅

@@ShadowTheEdgehog Terrifying and hot. XD

Thanks for always commenting the start time. When I go to watch an OX stream on replay, I always immediately scroll down to find your comment.

Always appreciated

The true hero

You're appreciated

What stream?

I really enjoyed the "scary monster baring its teeth" faces Luke was making while drawing that 6-story skeleton. He said they weren't intentional, which--crazy if true! If they were unintentional, then I think he must have been putting himself into the mind and persona of a 6-story skeleton, inhabiting it if you will, in order to commune with its spirit so he could draw it better.

I once headbanged my glasses off my face during a gig, and they got passed back to me completely unscathed somehow. on the other hand, I once stepped on a pair and they were done for. 😂 Solidarity for other 'technically' not-blind folks.

You can ride him at home too.

Would be quicker than train replacement buses. I live in Melbourne and we have a lot of buses while train work is done. They are soooo slow

the Cybertaur is not owned, only viewed in its magnificence. (From a distance, because it's extremely dangerous)

What happens when you come across someone else that also has a Cybertaur?

@@neolexiousneolexian6079 Obviously you race them.

Jane: How bad could it really go? Jane, two seconds later: AAAAGGGRRHHHH!!!

Yes! Oh my goodness...! I couldn't stop saying, "Poor Jane," when she kept covering her eyes, trying not to look at the presentations. Could not stop laughing..., that is, after I got past Mike's. That was just wrong...

Bravo * finger snapping *

He was almost there though with Poop Loop.

@@MrFutago87 Exactly, he was almost there. He needed another 30 seconds to think of the perfect pun.

@@Peter_The_Great story of my luck. Edit: *life.

But... that means you are walking around without your skin when the car hits you... 🙋‍♀❓❓❓❓❓❓

Are you a skeleton? Getting boned by the car.

@@AlmightyPolarBear I was thinking more of a colossal titan situation but either works

And it's not like Keanu could sue for unlicensed use of his likeness, because there is _no way_ anyone could prove that drawing was him. I can see a plain white t-shirt with that drawing, in black and a perfect copy of Luke's art. just taking up the entire front. I love how it started out as "horrible drawing of Keanu Reeves that will get stuck in your head and make you not want to think of Keanu Reeves anymore" and then shifted to--with the same drawing--"sexy, spot-on drawing of Keanu Reeves that will fool people into believe it is really him". In one round!

@@laras678 I like that Keanu would lose either way even if he did somehow successfully sue- Either he loses the case, *or* a court and judge go on record saying that yes, indeed that monstrosity is actually a likeness of him! Check and mate!

How do you justify running over Chad Coolguy and hitting a hospital with a car? You're going away for a long time. 👮‍♂️

I agree. Some Jackbox games are limited to four, but there are many that allow for all five.

I'm not sure if Jane's skinsuit or Mike's brainscoop is more unnerving. -Actually, the real answer is Keanu Reeves, obviously.

No wonder Biosyn hired her!

So it works, then.

@@burningoldsage4012 🧠🔫👍

@@laras678 Careful now. Old Man MacGucket has been down this road before....

Oh the young and their 5 second attention span. Your youth is showing.

Can someone explain this one to me? They all thought it was so funny and it went right over my head.

@@AttackMonkey908 It's a pun on Howl's Moving Castle, a fantasy story featuring a sorcerer who lives in a magical mobile fortress, and 'bowel movement', a slightly old-fashioned and technical term for excreting.

I think of them in as the Castaways. Andy is The Skipper, Luke is Gilligan, Jane is The Professor, Ellen is The Howells, Mike is Mary Ann. Johnny is Ginger.

Ellen's "court cork" goes by a different term, but it's available.

@@MrMBinder to put it more bluntly, it's called Auditor of the Month

If only he hadn't gone the extra step of making it bright orange...

As someone diagnosed with PTSD, that is EXACTLY what I thought when he was presenting that idea 😂

it's 80% humidity here right now please help I am becoming goop

@@TheHopperUK Consider getting a dehumidifier if you can. I've had mine for years (because my apartment is a basement and humidity is a _problem_ in more than one way) and it keeps the air soo much more manageable this time of the year. You can get a decent enough one for around 200 quid, which isn't exactly a casual purchase, I know, but it's well worth it just to be able to exist in more bearable circumstances during the summer

Weather web sites say it's nearly 60% humidity in London, which is high if you're not used to it. (I believe it was higher earlier ahead of a front of strong thunderstorms heading in.) 78 degrees F/26 C seems like nothing to me. That seems like a comfortable day here where it gets over 100 F /38 C enough in summer that it's not a surprise, and regularly hangs out in the 90s F for weeks at a time. But again, if you're not used to it, that is horrible. AND there are so many other reasons it's probably hotter than 26C where these guys are. The temperature that meteorologists give is the temperature in the air, but in a big city there is pavement and concrete/stone buildings absorbing heat, and tall buildings trapping heat, and so it's already going to be a couple degrees warmer due to that. Put yourself in a higher-than-ground floor of an apartment building or other structure, and you're also getting the heat that rises due to differences in air density between hot and cool air. And _then_ put yourself in a small office or apartment, or smaller room in said office or apartment (probably without enough windows or large enough windows to create any kind of cross-breeze) and you're really starting to get hot. London real estate is notorious for small homes and offices because unless you're wealthy, it's exorbitantly priced. Add to _all of that_ the fact (as someone pointed out in the stream) that people in the UK generally don't have air-conditioning like we do everywhere in the US. Then put in the lights, computers, and any other filming equipment, and the fact that you can't just go around in your skimpiest clothes because you're live on a stream, and I say give these guys a break. All I will compain about is this: _Ellen, "splurge" on a fan!_ Quiet ones that will not be picked up on your mic are easy to find. I do voice streaming and my fan practically right next to me is never heard by anyone listening. Fanning your face might cool your face, but doing it constantly will actually make you warmer due to the exercise you put into the fanning (even that light amount of exercise), and can wind up with a net outcome of making you warmer overall. Summers are getting warmer, so a new fan _will_ be put to use! (Sorry for the long post. My weather soapbox is now free!)

@@Tengila You know what, I actually bought one on sale and totally forgot about it, thank you! I'm going to go drag it out of storage.

93% humidity even at night in southern Germany, even the 16 °C feel icky right now. Even with acceptable humidity levels everything above 20 °C is to much for me.

Wait, no. That would be extremely dangerous and possibly lethal. What Andy meant is *nitromethane*, not nitrous oxide.

My neighbour lives inside their giant Home Depot skeleton. The skull's surprisingly roomy, and solicitors go scrambling right away if you want them to. E: On a serious note, thank you for sharing. That's pretty cute and fun.

Note to selves: It only takes one mention of poop to set the OX team off on a poopventure...

I'm trying to imagine it but all I can hear are inhuman screeching noises.

@@neolexiousneolexian6079 what I imagined tbh

Same here.

they removed it

@@dankeykang8243 Nah. Editing the comment removes it, since otherwise you could make a channel appear to endorse something they don't.

Frogs don't sell!!!

@@gingergamer3270 to all people in photography class. Get me pictures of Spider-Man.

I assume it's more like it's randomized with a 1/30 chance of a rampage every day.

That just means it’s extra protective! The toilet of greater protection.

@@nightmarethrenody8232 of course how didnt i think of that xD