Jacob and Julia are Teeing Up for Victory in WHAT THE GOLF? 

_"And you want to get a cat.."_ Ohh :D This is pre-Producers.

Starts at 4:00

Jacob: "I lived bitch," *immediately yeets self off of cliff*

I love all the potential soundbytes this stream has produced of Jacob and Julia saying just totally random words. "Room service!" "String theory!" "Bowling!"

Its fitting hearing jacob call himself the fool after watching the tarot card episode

Jacob: I'm wearing the same navy blue shirt that every dude owns. Me: *is wearing that very same shirt"

the only thing funnier than continuously laughing at the same joke is Jacob getting upset that he continuously laughs at the same joke Thank you for this delightful episode :'D

"you little dipper ... you dipping dang dildus" - using this from now on.

1:39:49 "sometimes i think that twitter is just a bad platform..." Ohhhh buddy you ain't seen nothin yet

watching this during covid and thus after the whole having been let go situation, I am in an apropriate mix of surprised and sad to hear about the would have been Variety Hour season two that I will likely not experience (at least not any time soon)

There is actually a point about sports drinks. If you sweat a lot, sugarless sports drinks are good for you for replenishing all that salt and stuff your sweat out. If you drink too, too much in general (forcing in water), it's even bad for you bc you'll wash out all that nice stuff you actually need, you don't need too much water. The best indicator that you need a drink (water, tea, whatever) is thirst. But a) we often ignore that signal, b) we often drink stuff we shouldn't, and it skews that nice mechanism either by being diuretic (coffee) or having odd stuff on it which we better avoid (sugar). So, basic drinks like tea and slightly mineral water (and many others too) are your friends. Listen to your body when it says it wouldn't mind a drink of water (or tea). It's probably ABOUT 2 liters per day, but no one actually did a science experiment to show how much exactly, no one.

My name is Ivy Dope now

1:20:35 Watching this for the first time and Jacob says this and I had the embarrassing realization that I am currently wearing that exact blue Old Navy tee.

I am watching Secret Sleepover Society for 4 or 5 hours now and I'm at the "Shout Out to the lurkers"-part and realize again how pure the drawfee-crew is. Thank you for being here

Every now and then I come back to an old stream, and fact that yall have the same positive energy is amazing..... but every time one auto plays and I look up and the camera quality is so different I get jumpscared lmao ***Hearing Jacob joke "and you wanna get a cat" is doubly funny knowing yall end up with 2.

This was incredibly soothing 12/10

Talking about cool outfits with sss merch, maybe I should get a Twitter so I can tweet them my sss baseball tee, black skater skirt, black tights and bright pink leg warmers outfit

Gamer Julia is something I didn't know I needed. Now I am addicted

An idea I had during the Portal section: Julia and Jacob should be GLaDOS and Wheatley for Halloween some time

Man... This just reminds me of how much I LOVED the variety hours!

Petition for Julia’s “holy shit” to be the new “whoareyo”

and then ya sink it

41:10 heated gamer moment from Julia

I'd love to see them play What The Car, I Am Fish, Golf Gang & Golf vs Zombies in the future.

2:00:40 Jacob's vows

LMFAO just 8:54 mins in and I'm already D Y I N G! X"D oh my, I'm so glad SSS exists

Let me tell you I did not expect to enjoy watching a golf game this much

I think the real sin is making a movie so bad that it doesn't even become ironically good or fun to watch drunk. Satan loves movies like this.

alright *boing* alright okay *boing boing*

that reminds me of my nightmare about having maggots inside my fingers

Julia 💁‍♂️... Julia👨‍👦... Julia 👨‍👦‍👦... Julia 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦... Go the Distance is the best Hercules song. Ps. This stream was so fun to watch! You two are also so great ❤

Can we talk about Julias CAKE reference?

the chips challenge mention...

18:30 Jacob with the controversial statements. :O I think she's extremely funny, not just incredibly funny. >:(

1:58:06 Your welcome.

31:00 Charlie Brown

In Julia’s defense, Go the Distance is also my least favorite song from Hercules.

This game reminds me of the animated parts of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Well obviously you're not a golfer is a great reference 1:19:34

okay nobody’s gonna see this probably but if you do WHAT is the tune that jacob uses at 1:38:31 its been bugging me all day and i can’t figure it out

Wait, did they never finish this game!?

gameplay 8:06

1:10:25 absolutely not true.