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@@jonashelmke2564 chicken

@@jonashelmke2564 lp

Do you know which episode it's from? Feel like watching it again. Thanks!

@@rishabh1995 Season 5 Episode 14: The Box. Aka the best episode of b99

@@rishabh1995 season 5 episode 14, called “the box”

That one and "ramen." The girls that get it get it, the girls that doesn't doesn't.

@@jeffgoff1115 Yeah, I think this is the best episode. This one's my favorite too.

It oddly bugs me that she sounds sooooo different in real life

@@bruhmoment8699 that’s what we call acting

@@bruhmoment8699 I know lmao. I love the Rosa voice 😭 I love her real voice too ofc but I didn’t realize her real voice wasn’t Rosa’s for so long

you know nothing about her though...

Like I was so shocked that Rosa plays Mirabella in enchanto

True 😂

Or a drunk/high person

That's some phoenix wright ace attorney bullshit

i feel like that would be one of my earlier thoughts because of the classic “we only found one finger” like that happened in harry potter, come on

Or a person that watched Pretty Little Liars

And that is just they way she likes it

Rosa: My neighbors all think my name is Emily Goldfinch Jake: ahhh (impressed) Rosa: People I work with all think my name is Rosa Diaz Jake: ahh..wait, what?

@@biggt0820 But her parents call her Rosa and parents last name are both Diaz so....

@Masqerader I bet she changed it and she didn’t tell her parents. Like Rosa is her birth name but her legal name is something else.

@@turner15(not to ruin the joke just something that I thougt) For the joke it will make sense but I doubt you can do that in police work.

Terry made the ashes when he simultaneously burned and froze the cat

I laugh at that

That scene made me and my mom laugh so fucking bad

*ahem* G’day everyone, I’m bob the NYPD Necromancer

Why am I bothered by your wrong use of the apostrophe

@@athulprem7991 😂

That’s*

@@athulprem7991 Same.

@@MJFinn thanks, didn't notice

Jake is the perfect example of a crouching moron hidden badass trope

Wrong, people tolerate his childhisness because its how he do his job and solve all the cases

That's the excuse I always used.

He's like a kid-friendly version of Gregory House

@Me no op is saying they tolerate his childishness because he's good, Boltz is saying his childishness is why he's good

YOU ARE MY FIRE🔥✨️

@@sitcomperson5739 the one, desire

Believe when I say

@@oppaidaisuke4059 I want it that way

I want it that way

Cool motive, still murder*

@@JKR9488 sorry I am not a native speaker

@@JKR9488 I just fixed it:)

@@JKR9488 Someday, we are all going to understand that the main purpose of any language is to communicate. And then, only then, are we going to stop policing grammar and spelling online. We will read, understand and move on. Not so fun fact: English is between second and fourth language for the majority of people outside the US and UK.

@@melissa-tb5jp you really shouldn't have apologized! I am sorry that you felt like you needed to.

which BTW everything he said is disturbingly real-life accurate, it makes me wonder who on earth was responsible for that episode(???) Dentist's materials are on another level btw, their glues and bonding agents can weld car engines back together without any heat or time elapsed, it's insane

@@THESLlCK interesting…..

@@THESLlCK oh its insane. Its currently holding a few of my teeth togethsr after they self destructed one time... long story edit: i've told the story lower in the comments but i'll paste it here as well ok because of the sheer amount of people asking i shall tell. but its completely stupid. i was in my last year of 6th form (i'm british, its just the last year of education before we go off to uni/college.) and i was sitting in the school library on the last day of term. because its the last day no one really cares about rules and the librarian is handing out haribos. i bite into one and i notice its crunchy. i say out loud that they're stale. the librarian jokes "make sure its not your teeth". well it was my teeth. the back half of my tooth had literally separated from the front. (i was lucky it didn't expose the nerve or that would hurt like hell), everyone found it hilarious (me included considering i wasn't in actual pain) one dentist check up later i had an appointment in a month. and now that dentist glue is part of a the prosthetic tooth bonded to the front half of the old one. even the dentist had no idea how a haribo did that to my tooth (it was a front one as well) so i just joke that it self destructed because there's no other plausible explanation. and thus the story has been told edit : as a p.s i'll share the experience of getting that glue put it. it was honestly shocking how peaceful it was. i almost fell asleep in the chair once i got comfortable. the only unsettling part was that the dentist had to file away a bit of my teeth to get a clean and flat surface for the bond. he put a uv light in my mouth to set it. i didn't feel it at all which i suppose is what is supposed to happen. the glue is extraordinary because they told me i could eat and drink immediately if i wanted. so i went and got some lunch in the town and sure enough my tooth was like new.

@@soarin226 if you don't tell the story I'm gonna be very disappointed

@@soarin226 i would live to hear the story!

Sterling K. Brown… he was in a ton of TV and Movies but it’s been only since this is us that he got super famous. E.G he was a main in all 7 seasons of army wives, but nobody remembers that 😅

Sterling K. Brown Who is well known for being N'Jobu in Black Panther, a soldier in Frozen 2, and Veteran Halk in Solar Opposites among other roles.

Hands down my fav episode

He got an Emmy nomination for this episode.

That episode is my episode of choice to persuade someone to watch the show

bun reference?

@@mookie77 hope it is

I feel like you had a straight face while writing ** wheeze **

It just means he's ready to sacrifice his sleep for his job/friends that he wronged

He had a whole thing about not taking a break while in the middle of a case.

ADHD brains work faster with more pressure and less sleep. It does make you a literal child though. Ask me how I know.

@@finnmurtons8727 THEY DO??? Oh my god this explains so much about me

@@angelaphsiao depends on the presentation honestly. But ADD/ADHD folks doing something they genuinely like tend to hyperfocus and basically push past exhaustion and sleep deprivation to get a result or find out what they're looking for. Adversely, if the person is doing something they're not fond of, they won't be able to focus AT ALL. You can put them in a room with nothing but the task and their mind will still wander off and find something else that's stimulating.

It makes me happy that peeps recognize how great it is.

Bottle episodes are where you really see how good the writers are... or arent lol. Most of my favorite shows have done amazing bottle episodes

@@okamiseven What are some of your other favorite bottle episodes?

Community- Cooperative Calligraphy Parks and Rec- Leslie and Ron Firefly- Out of Gas (which is reeeeally similar to a Cowboy Bebop episode lol) The Sopranos- Pine Barrens

@@okamiseven can’t forget Office - dinner party

To be fair, that was a very Sherlock-ish deduction.

I think he was lying because he revealed his middle name in one of the season 8 episodes which only released last month

@@veryverybisexual4963 nah man it was easy. Hitchcock literally said who he had, scully was holding it inside out. CHARLES LITEARLLY LOOKED AT TERRY,amy made a face she only makes in the bbedroom, and terry was disgusted, he looked around the room to try to ruin the santa

@@chey_daniella Yeah he was just joking about the legal name change. Most of the outrageous things he says are just jokes, sometimes he even adds "just joking" 😆

he also used quotes from the actual sherlock holmes books, meaning he read them too!!!

Yeah but there’s mention of cases he hasn’t solved

There was literally a whole episode where he was on a slump and cannot solve a single case.

To be fair, at least a couple of them were on his second or third attempt.

Dug juddy

Pretty sure it was mentioned that he has an 80% solve rate.

I'll definitely be using that

i have a sticker of that on my laptop

Me in 90% of life!

It was such a family moment.

Eleanor is that you?

@@nathyngoss3132 Yup, its me.

Wait is this Eleanor Shellstrop

I just noticed that it was so cute

YESS!!!!! It's funny how that is just ignored.

I assumed he meant the victim

Tbh you can't really melt down dental polymer and make it into a new thing...

@@kg16854 Yeah, but that's not good TV. Also, he said he made a rod out of a "special dental polymer". It's not completely out of the realm of reality. :)

Not at all. It is one hell of a story

accurate

It's run by a compiler/genius.

Comedy Bites: That sounds like a challenge. Well, Challenge: Accepted!

They’ve made approximately 202 videos on Brooklyn 9-9 Oh god

i we need moreee!!!

Except it is tho because you can only get addicted to something when you try it yourself like when someone tries an illegal drug and gets addicted it’s their fault because although common knowledge says it’s against the law they still tried it and got addicted

@@yourboyphoenix3217 most people get addicted to medically prescribed painkillers and go down a spiral of trying drugs until they end up using illegal drugs

@@yourboyphoenix3217 you are either very young or very sheltered if you think that addiction is a conscious choice, ever more so if you believe someone would *make the decision* to get addicted. like jake said, it’s partially genetics (well, simply put, some people have more of a chance to get addicted to something than others) but it’s mostly terrible life circumstances. veterans who have no access to mental health resources, homeless people (i.e. someone’s family died from corona and they can’t afford their housing anymore so they end up on the streets and lose their job cause they aren’t registered to a flat anymore), depressed people, people trapped in abusive situations (children/teens/spouses), people with chronic illnesses, people with terminal illnesses…i could go on. anyone, absolutely anyone can get addicted. it’s just how the human brain works. we get addicted to all kinds of things - apparently some men can even get addicted to the smell of their own crotch 🤢 (thank my partner for this terrific useless fact they’ve found on the internet). the type of thinking that you have is really harmful. these people are already struggling and trying to get help, most of them have been kicked down to the bottom by life and you are being one of those people who push them backwards as they are trying to get up. that’s highly inhumane. i hope you never experience what’s it’s like to fight an addiction because i would hate for you to realise how flawed and heartless your arguments were when someone else is pushing your backwards as you are trying to get up.

@@daimhinaubrey3194 I understand what you are saying but you are incorrect I’m not sheltered as a Matter of fact I’ve seen addiction firsthand I have had family and friends who’ve fallen to addiction and Im aware addiction can happen to anyone I never said that addiction to illegal substances couldn’t happen to anyone I said that initially trying this illegal substance is your choice if you choose to take a substance like that and end up addicted it is on you for initially putting it in your system all the loved ones I know that fell to addiction have one thing in common they took drugs usually to fill a void and guess what? They got addicted immediately and while I do feel sad for them because addiction does so much damage I also know it is there fault for choosing to turn to drugs and then getting addicted rather than finding help so I’m sorry but I have to kindly disagree with your sentiment I hope you have a good day

@@yourboyphoenix3217 “they took drugs to fill the void” just look back at that sentence and think hard

Equal rights

​@@rebelsoldier6133Equal fights

I mean they're not wrong

Have you seen the season 8 behind the scenes on RU-vid?

Something I love is that Jake is "childish" in a goofy sense, but he's not actually irresponsible. Usually "childish" would mean someone who is lazy and unprofessional and just gets away with it because they skate by on their smarts (I love Psych but Shawn is a great example of this). But you can just see from how many of these scenes start with Jake being sleep-deprived that he may like to have fun and express his personality and he may have trouble with authority, but he never shirks his responsibilities. He'll pull one all-nighter after another to solve a case, and it's not just a matter of having "Eureka" moments either, he'll really do the work (I mean he plotted every crime in New York City, that is some hellishly tedious elbow grease). It's why Amy and Jake work too, because I don't think she'd respect him otherwise. When they go back to Jake's high school and it turns out he had perfect attendance, I think that's a perfect analogy for him as a cop; I'm sure he was the class clown in school, but he was never the kid to cut class.

Yes, but as someone who loves both shows, Jake is wayyyy more professional than Shawn. Shawn is childish and gets by knowing he’ll figure it out eventually (helps that he has an eidetic memory lmao) but Jake is REALLY determined, he’s just a bit of a goofball and has a good rapport w everyone

@@trailblazer225 Perfect! Exactly this!!

well it seems accurate, Jake is traumatized by childhood and seems neurodivergent. He cant focus on regular things like self care or sleep in time but he hyperfocusing in the puzzles and quests. That makes him great to cracking the case but terrible in filling reports and other boring work.

Because he is a dumbass. You can relate to him to some extent. And he's cute.

Because sometimes you feel that the answer for the crime case is right in front of your eyes. However, no one can figure out what is wrong with the patient except someone with years and years of medical knowledge and experience (cz its never Lupus ;)). It's just a matter of what you can relate to. The same might go with Scoprion, the Mentalist, and so on....

House eureka moments>>>>>>>>>

He earned them through legit hardwork and isn't a peen

I find them both natural .

Why not both?

Shawn and Jake would either be the best of friends, or worst rivals trying to constantly one up the other.

@@rosieg6989 they would EASILY try to one up each other LOL

@@joewoppy7054 😂😂😂

@@rosieg6989 I think they'd be rivals for about one episode before realizing how well they get along. Like Pinkie Pie and Deadpool. And of course Charles would get super jealous. Gus though would probably be more than happy to go on a few less adventures. Before getting bored and realizing he kind of misses the wackyness.

Wait she was? What clip?

@@surzeekanimations I think first one

Immaculate

Dude feels so wrong i saw her...

Who's Andy?

Also maybe bcz it's a fucking film and they're just acting and the reality has nothing to do with that

@@redabd4563 series*

"God I love this job "literally dying to say that words man.

Yeah hitchcock is so smart

@@hallerty I am sure he meant the most immature

doesn't make sense but aight

@Российский медик Ok muchachos, let's roll up on these muchachoooos

@@leonidas9808 hey its Cj by the way

Look he wanted to bring in a dead cat I think he gets a pass for strength and anger and crazy

He insulted them, yes; but he's still gentle when he handles them and he also wanted them to get homes instead of dumping them at a shelter.

Terry doesn't hate the cats, he hates what they represent; they're a message, a statement

I mean, they are always Nak'd and they pee in a box

I was looking for this comment

@@TheMarshmellowLife little did peralta know the future of NYC. It's a dumpster fire out here right now.

The smartest thing Jake has ever said

@@THESLlCK a wasteland

@@vereenigdeoostindischecomp9932 amen, no one even has a clue

I really hope the day comes where i get to say this whole heartedly

Spoilers if you haven’t seen the full show Do you think he saw him in jail while he was in jail

@@householdisnotaproblem I just thought about that. Missed opportunity

@@householdisnotaproblem oh my god that's a missed opportunity indeed

Cool Hitchcock an Scully probavly was a late idea

Jake got his facts wrong

@@pucakuro same

@@vilma6311 maybe but he is Sherlock

Young Hitchcock and Scully is how they saw themself in the past.

Missed opportunity to write kwazzzy.

Wasn't really a solve. They knew he did it. They just needed a confession.

If only "the worst episode of B99" had ended with them deciding to get a cat instead of having a kid.

Terry would find the cat and kill it.

@@CptObvious i agree

@@CptObvious I don't understand why y'all have such a huge problem with a person wanting a baby and explaining to their partner why their relationship won't work out if they're both not on the same page.

@@malm2319 because jake's hesitance is out of character

When you've been cooped up in an office for as long as they had *any* air is fresh

I understood that reference.

@@phoebegilliland8897 I understood THAT reference

Yeah but there hard workers, they enjoy there job so they don't want to miss a day

Also based on the cleanses of Jake appartment the prescient is a better environment.

Not necessarily. Usually there are some provisions for 48 or 72 hour maximum shifts. Usually your boss will let you leave if you tell them "hey, I'm literally too exhausted to function today," but yeah -- you don't get to just go home. Alot of it is getting around it with your partner. That's the real source of the jokes about why detectives always hate partners that are terrible at driving: because that's when you catch up on sleep.

99!

@@MarkCalloway 99!

**nine-nine!**

@@DenzilLudo it’s the same thing, please don’t be one of those people 😂

Mozart's Symphony no. 41 in C major "Jupiter" - a very inspiring piece (also the longest and last completed symphony by Mozart)

if it wasnt for JOKE Peralta...

Sherlock wants a present!

YEAHHH

And all are written/produced by Michael Schur.

There is the one in season 1 where they are overnight (the first clip) i kinda loop those together

@@maddiemeyer28 oh yea that one thnkss

Same, the box

Charles thinks you said "holes" too much

Or he got that info from Hitchcock and /Hitchcock/ was wrong-mistaking details of his own life sounds like a Hitchcock thing to do

That’s not what a loophole is

They said he wore a toupee in one episode lmao

probably a wig/toupee (i honestly don’t know the difference)