James Acaster on QI

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All of James' jokes from when he went on Quite Interesting S13E15. The subject was Mixing and Matching
Check out James' standup-show(s), Repertoire, on Netflix, they're absolutely hilarious.
The intro animation was basically just following this guy's tutorial step-by-step: • Beginner's guide to bu...
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@harrydudley1102 5 лет назад

“What’s the worlds oldest complaint?” James: “I’m dying.”

@jani3095 4 года назад

i would like your comment but it’s at 666 likes

@Broksagen 4 года назад

I am not able to believe that a person could wait all his life before making a complaint. But then again, we didn't get that old back then.

@SluttChops 4 года назад

Yeah...we watched the clip.

@khwarizmatic437 4 года назад

Lanceload don’t think that’s what was meant by that complaint- it doesn’t preclude having and saying other complaints, it’s just that that one’s the ‘oldest’...

@Widdekuu91 4 года назад

@@khwarizmatic437 Wouldn't it be more like; 'Oh damnit stupid snake, why did you tell me to eat that apple?' Also, kindof random perhaps, I don't know if that's your actual name. But there's a book about a horse called Lucky Star and a girl, Eve or Eva and she wants that horse. And then she gets one that she doesn't like, it's called Ali Khan. Just a little warning, it's not a nice horse or a pretty horse. But it was a cool name. Edit: I googled it, it's called "mijn droompaard" in Dutch. (My dreamhorse.) Written by Harriet Buchheit. Could be that she is Dutch or German, not sure if the book exists in English.

@MrNoahdean 4 года назад

"Thats beating an egg" "is it?. Its beating somthing" 😂😂😂😂

@GUS9 3 года назад

Something

@ZecharyK 3 года назад

You watched the video too?

@nahblue 11 месяцев назад

I totally thought it was Phil Wang's most interesting noise

@lcampbe6 5 лет назад

I think I have watched everything on RU-vid that James Acaster has appeared in...repeatedly. I can't stop. Not ashamed.

@annother3350 5 лет назад

Have you seen the Sweet home Ketteringa' series? It's Great

@lcampbe6 5 лет назад

@@annother3350 Yes! He is great!

@SodapopBandit 5 лет назад

I wish I could understand this. I have watched Repertoire several times and I watch all his stuff on youtube. His audiobook was amazing too. Acaster ruined my life by filling it with humour. Now I can't go back.

@msul78 4 года назад

Well you should be ashamed. What kind of life are you leading

@rodrigobodoc66 3 года назад

same...and imagine look at this from argentina...insane.

@taylormor 5 лет назад

i didn't realize how many game shows british TV had until I started watching James Acaster Edit- after 1 year of getting the same reply- I’m aware this isn’t “technically” a game show. Thanks.

@stayforthepeelpronpls4774 5 лет назад

Taylor yeah there’s tons of them cause they just make whatever they feel like

@AdnamaEkrub 5 лет назад

And the same 15 guests/players rotate around doing each other's shows.

@sleepinbelle9627 5 лет назад

The comedy panel show is the British equivalent to America’s late night talk show. They’re everywhere.

@james5637 5 лет назад

Mildly educational comedy vehicles.

@outside8312 5 лет назад

This isn't a game show...

@vytrva 5 лет назад

RU-vid algorithms are getting better.

@vernondsouza7797 5 лет назад

Google's algorithm has gotten better.

@SayNoobB4ULeave 5 лет назад

I just wanna watch videos about how Barack Obama shot JFK from an airplane and all I get in my recommended feed is James Acaster

@Reblwitoutacause 5 лет назад

SayNoobB4ULeave well you’re welcome

@andreaskarlsson5251 3 года назад

Worse :(

@Ingestedbanjo 5 лет назад

I don't really get why everyone finds James Acaster hilarious. I mean, I find him hilarious myself but I don't know why.

@simonstanier 5 лет назад

I have this problem when I'm trying to recommend him to people and I try to tell them some of his jokes, which mostly just aren't funny, and yet I'm crying with laughter watching him.

@Davemcfc 5 лет назад

It's his demeanor. He has a very subtle way of telling jokes and keeping the audience hooked.

@SteveMurphyShark 5 лет назад

Charm , like ability - ease of delivery. Who doesn’t feel comfortable watching a James Acaster bit

@Yorkshiriann 5 лет назад

you had us in the first half, not gonna lie

@jim191185 5 лет назад

Deadpan. It's a hard style of comedy but great when done well.

@paddabaddabing4684 5 лет назад

The theme tune goes perfectly to James Acaster’s general existence

@MiaGraceee 5 лет назад

literally having a binge of everything james acaster has ever been in

@ryanhogg5531 5 лет назад

Mia Grace couldn’t be more relatable

@reece3854 5 лет назад

same

@smeetsnoud1 5 лет назад

Have you seen Sweet Home Ketteringa? Or even better, series 2 Sweet Home Lahnsteineringa. That has the true magic of James

@fenhen 5 лет назад

I know his first girlfriend if you’re interested?

@holliec1528 5 лет назад

Mia Grace - literally same

@mahna_mahna 5 лет назад

I love James Acaster, but there was very little of him actually doing his thing in this.

@No1Geordie 5 лет назад

He was out of his depth here.

@punkrockdavid 5 лет назад

This game feels like jeopardy. No room for anything more then light hearted comedy one liners.

@Zilegil 4 года назад

Punkrock david you clearly haven’t seen Phil Jupitus or David Mitchell on this show. Trust me they have their share of monologues

@Zilegil 4 года назад

He wasn’t out of his depth. I just think this was a lil earlier on and he might not have quite gotten his stage chops

@carpii 3 года назад

QI is better watched as full episodes. As much as I love James Acaster, this was just a bunch of short clips with no context, so not that funny

@MinhVo-cp6gy 5 лет назад

My recommendations know me so well

@KarlssonMicke 5 лет назад

Minh Vo same lol

@decodolly1535 5 лет назад

Mine don't. Very nearly missed the Acaster plum in the huge pile of pointless youtube rubbish.

@doctorgothicc 5 лет назад

This Channel is doing the Lord's work of feeding me all the James Acaster content I crave

@amelie5903 4 года назад

Same and it keeps me alive

@nosathirty 5 лет назад

yes. more Acaster.

@sprucebruce3819 5 лет назад

Oh Yeah yeah

@dylanbowen418 5 лет назад

Noah Marsh I see you comment everywhere

@sprucebruce3819 5 лет назад

@@dylanbowen418 they reproduce with eachother

@bryangl1 5 лет назад

James is totally unique. There are many comedians who use deadpan delivery, but James' personality and visual presentation stands him apart from the crowd as it were. I'm totally in love with him and I'm male!

@borntobebroken Год назад

you could look into being a homosexual, thats allowed nowadays

@bryangl1 Год назад

@@borntobebroken Er, I am one, and I've been 'out' for all of my adult life. I'm now far from young, but being gay has never been a problem. (In my teens, I lacked sufficient self-confidence to be fully comfortable with what I was - but I never denied it.)

@Steverett Год назад

Bryan you are a legend

@bryangl1 Год назад

@@Steverett II know Steve, but I carry the mantle with discretion.

@vidaaocoyote 5 лет назад

Beating something.

@annother3350 5 лет назад

Beating willy

@jblue1622 4 года назад

Gilberto Almeida the white substance behind him too after he said it LMAO

@mjda3903 4 года назад

There are very few stand-up comedians I can watch over and over. Acaster has made it to the top of my list. What a natural and effortless effort.

@bigman-wk4eb 3 года назад

For those wondering: Van Gogh sold hundreds of paintings except none of them were his own. He worked in an art gallery.

@mattiea2234 5 лет назад

I swear nobody ever calls QI “quite interesting” I’d pretty much forgotten that’s the full title

@musative 4 года назад

This is such a wholesome line-up. Comforting, non-threatening comedy :')

@izzylucyy 5 лет назад

i am in love with this guy

@duxnihilo 5 лет назад

"what's numetal?" Oh Fry, you're adorable!

@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw 4 года назад

Gotta give him credit though. The man is old school, he had Lemmy down instantly. "Ah yes, Lemmy from Motörhead".

@ZanraiKid 5 лет назад

Looking at James next to Bill is like seeing a man before and after fifty years of existence.

@DynamicUnreality 5 лет назад

Stephen knowing who Lemmy was just absolutely made my day.

@Ingestedbanjo 5 лет назад

I'm ashamed. I knew he was from motorhead really but my first thought was that he's the Scottish comedian that sometimes appears on Charlie Brooker's shows.

@fredh1720 5 лет назад

That's our different views of Stephen Fry. He said it afterwards like he was desperate for people to know he knew it.

@RenegadeGaruda 5 лет назад

Unfortunately, there are actually people out there who don't know Lemmy, and has Patrik above has already said, it's likely a good chunk of the audience/viewers of comedy panel shows will be confusing him with Limmy, so I'd say Stephen Fry was just being a host at this point and adding clarity. If he was really desperate, he'd have chucked a couple of facts in, but he just clarified and moved on.

@Ingestedbanjo 5 лет назад

@@RenegadeGaruda Yeah, I know a couple Motorhead songs but I'm not the biggest fan, and generally I only know the names of band members of my absolute favourite bands, or if the person themselves is super famous. So I'm not too disappointed with myself.

@nunyabusiness7858 5 лет назад

I liked how he knew the liquid metal terminator specifically came from Terminator 2

@llla_german_ewoklll6413 5 лет назад

James: if this were golf, I’d still be losing...

@chipsthedog1 3 года назад

If the you tube algorithm broke and only recommended James Acaster videos I would not be mad

@nefwaenre 5 лет назад

OMZ James' cute little hairstyle is back! Thank you! Love you James! ♥

@deJessias 3 года назад

4:49 After this question James should've said "this" and then press his button

@optimisticwhovian1726 5 лет назад

Forgot he was on during Steve's final days, mustve been a long time ago now.

@hisspopfizz 5 лет назад

God dam I love those pechs

@daynaheald666 5 лет назад

I hate that i laughed at that

@belu.11 4 года назад

Yep. Totally in love with him.

@katiesmullen317 5 лет назад

please keep these compilations coming haha

@rooster3266 5 лет назад

OMG ! I pissed myself laughing at the dog !😂

@centurionquincy3899 3 года назад

I don’t know anything about this show, but James getting -7 points sounds right

@metrowyn 2 года назад

the point system usually goes like that; an episode i watched recently had someone getting -47 points. i think the highest number of points i’ve ever heard was 15

@damianpreston139 5 лет назад

*Buys salmon* *Realises late to work* *Runs w/ salmon* *Gets arrested*

@Pheno01 3 года назад

1:07 Bill Bailey's ability to make a funny and on-point musical joke with nothing around him but his buzzer tho

@Sam-op6us 5 лет назад

Wait Does Qi stand for quite interesting? Woah

@needlessoptions 5 лет назад

yessir

@artvid-1915 3 года назад

Omg

@johannesaulie2429 5 лет назад

Hey mr. Crack, you are a golden god surpassed only by James Acaster himself. I an in love with you and your compilations.

@jim191185 5 лет назад

Got to love the deadpan comedians. Not many have been as good as Jack Dee or Richard Adoyade, but Acaster is up there.

@rebeccagarner1212 4 года назад

Acaster and ayoade had an awkward off on hypothetical

@meetmeinthehallwayoopies2081 5 лет назад

Okay but I love James and Alan Davies so this is like heaven

@emmatorode6704 4 года назад

If I watch these videos I start thinking in James voice

@corbeau-_- 4 года назад

5:51 amazingly, all of them wrong, with the first one coming closest xD

@pulpyfiction 3 года назад

Just loved it😂

@lukemunro363 4 года назад

Bill: ‘You can’t eat them?’ Stephen: ‘Oh the Chinese do’ Me: 😐😐

@cheers4life100 3 года назад

james was pretty good, i wonder why he hasn't done more of this show

@holliec1528 5 лет назад

i fucking adore james acaster

@zaiahsaranow8754 4 года назад

God Stephen Fry and James Acaster are the perfect combination.

@friday13michael 2 года назад

I didn’t think this was clipped at first and thought I missed something, turns out I did.

@MrGFXJake 3 года назад

He's genuinely one of my favourite comedians and I don't think he realises he's a comedian lmao.

@theoriginalchefboyoboy6025 Год назад

"Morris Dancing was invented in the 15th century..." *Arnold Rimmer has entered the chat*

@unnamed7570 4 года назад

Bill bailey and james my favourite comedian's

@KaninTuzi 4 года назад

Love Acaster

@joeround533 5 лет назад

No. Too fragmented. I wanted to know the answers.

@jamieward9402 4 года назад

1:50 it's the rich tea of tea spoons

@debslister1917 4 года назад

This deserves more likes

@terra_the_nightingale135 3 года назад

Steven Fry’s voice is so relaxing

@BinaryJoe 10 месяцев назад

Because there are so many tribute videos to Sean Locke, a lot of his and James' work is coming to me back-to-back and I'm realising how similar James' style is to Sean's. Two very underrated comics, imo.

@hannahwalker5015 4 года назад

They would pick flowers. UUUGGGHHH 😂😂😂

@TheATRAs14 4 года назад

istg James life goal is to go on multiple game shows just into trouble and therefore get a warning / told off for saying something inappropriate

@Danielevans2 5 лет назад

Never knew qi stood for quite interesting

@BlueBadBerry 5 лет назад

he soooooooooooo cute!

@nakkadu 5 лет назад

I want to hear the rest of the Timbuktu story?

@archiermanilo23 10 месяцев назад

Finally an older-fashioned panel show that can still appreciate james. Watching him on Have I Got News For You was painful, not becuase he was bad but because nobody gave him a fucking word in.

@ZoeThomson00 5 лет назад

I can't get over the first 25 seconds

@Adrianovaz2007 5 лет назад

Was he only once on the show?

@Beautyinthebreakdown. 5 лет назад

Beating summit 😂😂

@defacres 5 лет назад

Luna Margo d

@Stephen975 4 года назад

This is the most frustrating video I've ever seen 😂

@neuronneuron3645 2 года назад

Is that where the phrase April showers bring May flowers comes from

@gariden 2 года назад

i’ve been watching qi for years… i’ve just learnt that it stands for quite interesting.

@lucway9314 5 лет назад

Classic Acaster

@TadhgKennelly 5 лет назад

QI is like asmr

@ferguswhitelock7226 4 года назад

I literally don't know why James Acaster is funny but hes so hilarious I couldn't explain it to you hes just funny

@betha2951 2 года назад

his hair in this episode though

@UnwovenSleeve 4 года назад

Beating Something

@damianpreston139 5 лет назад

ᴬʰʰʰ ᵍᵒᵒ ˢᵗᵘᵖᶦᵈ ᵃʰʰʰ ᵍᵒᵒ ᶜʳᵃᶻʸ

@liamw6562 3 года назад

Bill and James are a decent pair

@specialized29er86 5 лет назад

29.04.19 - Is Stephen back to making this program.

@stabs7139 4 года назад

Sandi Toksvig hosts it now

@TheOriginalElkstone 3 года назад

I miss QI

@speakatron5634 Год назад

Acaster dissing Nu Metal 😂 There was superb, horrendous, and everything in between, just like every other genre.

@fran90109 5 лет назад

OMG Jamesssssss 🥵🥵🥵🤯🥵🥵

@blaorb 3 года назад

Today i learned qi meant quite interesting

@amber3998 3 года назад

He is so cute

@YesPlease1 4 года назад

But how many paintings free Van Gogh sell? Now I want to know

@nbs90 4 года назад

@gh0stwoods 3 года назад

One of his own, but the answer was a solid 700 because he was an art dealer :)

@raijonakahara6948 5 месяцев назад

ea-nasir mention

@badenhowell3312 5 лет назад

Took me a while to get used to him, but after appearing on Taskmaster he's really begun to Shine. 😁

@Ingestedbanjo 5 лет назад

2:10 thanks to Civ 6 I now know the answer to this question (or at least, who the richest man ever was).

@maxsmith8064 5 лет назад

It's a shame his leader ability doesn't involve causing crippling economic problems in other civs by giving away so much gold

@Ingestedbanjo 5 лет назад

@@maxsmith8064 That'd be pretty hard to implement, since gold has an intrinsic value in Civ VI - units have a set amount of gold cost (some of the costs change depending on e.g. how many settlers you've bought previously raises the price of a settler, but none depend on the total amount of gold in your treasury). It'd be cool to see inflation added in somehow, though.

@rugged1157 2 года назад

Bloody hell Luna aint here

@lilygissal7306 5 лет назад

beating something

@lncompetentGaming 3 года назад

Gallium does not melt in water it melts at 29.7°C. You can melt it by holding it in your hand

@aceghost1074 Год назад

How many game shows do British people have christ. I love James acaster, just y'all have him in another game show every week 😂

@calumsanderson6741 2 года назад

Stephen: "I want your testicle story." I bet that's how he met his husband

@cvdeiana 3 года назад

how does a balloon contain metal?

@angeloperri1128 4 года назад

"You cant eat them" "The chinese do" *Coronavirus appears*

@emperorsascharoni9577 2 года назад

4:11 This guy just talked in Text to speech voice.

@An-fi8is 4 года назад

Isn't gallium poisunous?

@roseandtea1998 5 лет назад

*:)*

@dcw127 2 года назад

"It was rap and metal mixed together, it went very badly" Linkin Park anyone?

@sarahruth402 5 лет назад

😍😍😍😍

@rayaqin 4 года назад

terminator 2 spoon

@thegunner1437 5 лет назад

James would play a good Rodney in ofah

@ModeratelyAmused 4 года назад

I imagine the oldest complaint is Grulas man brings home twice as much meat daily as you and still takes out the trash without her telling him to.

@Widdekuu91 4 года назад

Why would that be a complaint? You're saying a man brings home twice the meat ánd takes the trash out? That's a complaint? Were you trying to say something there dear, were *you* trying to complain about something? Why did she say she left you?

@ModeratelyAmused 4 года назад

@@Widdekuu91 Read it again in the voice of your woman saying that TO YOU about some woman named Grula.

@Widdekuu91 4 года назад

@@ModeratelyAmused Ahhh..maybe next time you should use punctuation-marks and such. After is, you could've written; And then "Grulas man" like that. Also, you assumed I had a woman, which is very polite of you, but I am very single. Not to mention, I *am* a woman.

@p.j.l7193 5 лет назад

Well that was 6m53 of my life I won't get back !

@p.j.l7193 5 лет назад

@Dire Miralis I'm gobsmacked.......totally upset that you don't believe in our lord and saviour, the one redeemer. Who promises us many wonderful things to come.