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JAMES HETFIELD MAKING EVERYBODY BURST OUT LAUGHING WITH CRAZY JOKE  

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@unlucky.guitars
@unlucky.guitars Год назад
It was more funnier that he says the joke, then procceds to play guitar with a poker face
@jyejye1077
@jyejye1077 Год назад
The difference between Kirk and James is that Kirk laughs at his own Jokes it’s so cool how there the same but like polar opposites it’s worked so damn well in their career and guitar playing ❤
@ray5357
@ray5357 Год назад
My mom always thought I was good at telling jokes because I'd always have such a straight face after telling one and she thought that was hilarious
@ericrice4152
@ericrice4152 10 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅
@reginagalgay8063
@reginagalgay8063 8 месяцев назад
It's just frost on my moustache.
@donaldcolucci2557
@donaldcolucci2557 7 месяцев назад
That joke is older than Rodney dangerfield 😐
@DustinPlatt
@DustinPlatt 11 месяцев назад
Kirk: _laughs in wahwah_ Lars: _laughs in random drum fill_ Rob: _jajajajajaja_
@H.E.M.
@H.E.M. 7 месяцев назад
Underated comment 😂
@aleronsuperpowerulraman1386
@aleronsuperpowerulraman1386 6 месяцев назад
James: 😐
@saintjabroni
@saintjabroni 2 месяца назад
😂😂😂😂
@Chris.Ortega33
@Chris.Ortega33 2 дня назад
I loved the joke, but I think this is the real punchline.
@BrandonMWhiteMusic
@BrandonMWhiteMusic Год назад
Of course Kirk loves that joke
@timturk1899
@timturk1899 Год назад
"Everybody..?" Just Kirk bust's out in laughter, while Lars , who James looks at while saying "There you go! You wanted it..?!", laughs more snarky, then looks at the camera, before looking away and shaking his head. Lars asked for it. Probably several times, before James finally tells it. This fact, along with the "Happy ending" corny joke, seems to be why Kirk's laughing 10X harder than if he just heard the joke, alone..?! Laughter's the best medicine, and Kirk's always been a very Positive person. Great when working for "The James and Lars Band", allowing them to remain Metallica, ever since Dave was booted. I remember when "Kill Em' All" was released, and how psyched we were. We had heard them on a few "Metal Massacre" (?) compilation albums, previously. Kirk was hired 2 weeks before recording "Kill Em' All", had to learn the solos, and it still has Kirk's sound to it, which has been a staple of the band every since. He's extremely underrated as a guitarist. Especially nowadays, with all these kids "Shredding" and being able to learn others stuff, with ease. Not many of these ever create something original with an actual band though (which should be easier, now..?!). Let alone be known for their "sound and style", which Kirk has been, for decades now! KIRK'S THE GLUE/LUBRICANT THAT'S KEPT METALLICA'S ENGINE TOGETHER AND RUNNING AT FULL HORSEPOWER!
@heavenbent4pleather83
@heavenbent4pleather83 Год назад
@@timturk1899 holy shut dude you are putting way too much fuckin thought into this shit.
@georgeaapmusic
@georgeaapmusic Год назад
​@@timturk1899jesus christ
@ARandomInternetUser08
@ARandomInternetUser08 Год назад
​@@timturk1899 my god enough typing?
@ghxsttt8387
@ghxsttt8387 Год назад
@@timturk1899 get a life
@smeariestline59
@smeariestline59 11 месяцев назад
Kirk is me when my boss tells a joke
@ZK_SHREDR
@ZK_SHREDR 11 месяцев назад
Kirk waiting for the punchline: 👀 👄
@michaelm1619
@michaelm1619 Год назад
the fact James says the joke & doesn't even crack a smirk lol
@thehop639
@thehop639 Год назад
Because he was repeating it.....
@dr.loomis4221
@dr.loomis4221 Год назад
Never laugh or smirk at your own jokes
@goldenwolf8081
@goldenwolf8081 10 месяцев назад
@@dr.loomis4221sometimes for me that’s easier said then done😂
@jsnnF
@jsnnF 3 месяца назад
@@dr.loomis4221 bro i laugh about the joke before i even get to say it
@Chilling4Shillings
@Chilling4Shillings 3 месяца назад
Probably because it wasn't that funny
@dessy844
@dessy844 Год назад
Dad jokes at its best 🤪🤪
@fuckamericanidiot
@fuckamericanidiot Год назад
What is a dad joke? Is it a joke with a punchline?
@justindupuis4383
@justindupuis4383 Год назад
I don’t think a joke about a penguin, sucking off a seal is a dad joke
@igorT487
@igorT487 Год назад
@@justindupuis4383 it is, but they will only tell it when there are only dads around xD
@skay1992
@skay1992 Год назад
Kirk Hammett laughing for his job
@soundofperserverance3363
@soundofperserverance3363 Год назад
😅
@naijapean
@naijapean 11 месяцев назад
I dont blame him. That job ain't been secured for decades now.. 😂
@DustinPlatt
@DustinPlatt 11 месяцев назад
Ain't nobody taking Kirk's job.
@prodigalbrock
@prodigalbrock 11 месяцев назад
Shit made me laugh
@user-fj9nd8zv7h
@user-fj9nd8zv7h 10 месяцев назад
That support laugh is legendary 😂😂😂
@flemusslvandajivabjorn
@flemusslvandajivabjorn 11 месяцев назад
It is in Kirk's contract that he must laugh. Laugh hard, laugh long.
@theriffguy8237
@theriffguy8237 Год назад
Kirk's laugh is diabolical 😂
@djshad1885
@djshad1885 4 месяца назад
Hes a baphomet demon transmogrifying into a woman rt before everyones eyes. And that shapeshifting Hawaiian green is making his change complete.
@joker4ever02
@joker4ever02 Год назад
Are Metallica capable of communicating with each other with out mics?
@maxhowlett9661
@maxhowlett9661 Год назад
They're all wearing in ear monitors that block out any outside noise. Whereas the mics are feeding directly into their in ear monitors. Outside of rehearsal, they can communicate just fine I'm sure.
@joker4ever02
@joker4ever02 Год назад
Its a joke.
@gray-or7eo
@gray-or7eo Год назад
😅😂 true but i think all of them have trouble hearing nowadays
@ScarsUnseen24
@ScarsUnseen24 11 месяцев назад
This is just how you do it at band practice. Every band I've been in likes to bullshit with each other this way. It's fun. Also, you're trying to talk over a lot of background noise in a practice studio.
@Whereyouatyo
@Whereyouatyo 6 дней назад
No band can. It's a thing. 😆
@yourpalanon8182
@yourpalanon8182 11 месяцев назад
Lars is like “I’ve heard this one for 40 years.
@JM-kv7wc
@JM-kv7wc Год назад
What does Tupperware have in common with a walrus?! They're both looking for a tight seal
@Norego.Newzealand
@Norego.Newzealand 11 месяцев назад
Bruh that's gold😂
@peaner083
@peaner083 10 месяцев назад
Damn 😅
@jamiehoover9348
@jamiehoover9348 8 месяцев назад
😂😂💀
@jamiehoover9348
@jamiehoover9348 8 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂
@davidforrest2024
@davidforrest2024 Год назад
Definitely stealing that joke
@alexanderkostan2488
@alexanderkostan2488 Год назад
I second that for sure! I will see you on that one brother! I’m stealing that joke too! It’s hilarious winter related joke!
@asev01
@asev01 Год назад
Lars' dentures almost fell out when he smiled.
@izzy7571
@izzy7571 8 месяцев назад
Ah! Thats fucked up, but true 😂😂😂😂😂
@theesweetscience2084
@theesweetscience2084 8 месяцев назад
I saw it 😂
@izzy7571
@izzy7571 8 месяцев назад
@@theesweetscience2084 🤣🤣🤣 NO!!!!
@nunyabuziness8421
@nunyabuziness8421 2 месяца назад
Implants. He has money genius
@user-cx5ke6wy4b
@user-cx5ke6wy4b 5 месяцев назад
The Mechanix says : "Imagine you were at my station and you brought your motor to me"
@alexkx8599
@alexkx8599 11 месяцев назад
I love how Kirk is like, "What the fuck is this shit?", at the beginning, like, "Am I seriously supposed to be entertained by this?", at least at first, lol.
@symptomoftheuniverse4149
@symptomoftheuniverse4149 Год назад
Kirk has the best laugh! You can tell he really liked that one.
@karlbjorkquist7489
@karlbjorkquist7489 Год назад
This is the laugh you give when your boss tells a joke
@arturoacosta6583
@arturoacosta6583 Год назад
That's actually a decent joke....lol 😂
@Kirk_Hammett_Bit_Me
@Kirk_Hammett_Bit_Me Год назад
Gotta love Kirky baby's sweet, easy-going nature♡
@Savagemister
@Savagemister Год назад
Those of you saying this is a dad joke. No. Not a dad joke. Dad jokes are innocent. This joke you would not tell to a kid, unless you're a creeper.
@dessy844
@dessy844 Год назад
Not always. Any Dad can share this joke to their grown kids who is over 25.. 🤣🤣 Don't be so serious, man... 👍
@RemotelyHuman666
@RemotelyHuman666 Год назад
This comment is not very savage, mister.
@heavenbent4pleather83
@heavenbent4pleather83 Год назад
@@dessy844 grown kids is an oxymoron genius
@FrankUnknown
@FrankUnknown Год назад
This is what's called an uncle joke.
@gazebo9730
@gazebo9730 Год назад
This is a certified uncle joke
@dillonmacpherson3350
@dillonmacpherson3350 Год назад
James "Norm MacDonald" Hetfield
@haileygrace2257
@haileygrace2257 Год назад
I love James 😭
@trashbagLasagna
@trashbagLasagna Год назад
I missed the first time when he said it was A penguin . 😂
@carlosdominguez4152
@carlosdominguez4152 Год назад
I thought that the mechanix was gonna say: imagine you were at my station And you brought your motor to me You're a burner yeah, a real motor car
@Jugi
@Jugi Год назад
after over 40years, lars is finally done with james' jokes lol
@MarioTorres-yp2kq
@MarioTorres-yp2kq 11 месяцев назад
James as a Comedian , JAMES AS LEAD VOCALS and RHYTHM GUITARS
@scoreliusoligrim6230
@scoreliusoligrim6230 8 месяцев назад
kirks laughing is what makes this that funny tbh
@ellyelysha288
@ellyelysha288 Год назад
Ah yes,Papa Het and his dad jokes😂😂😂
@yoguimasterof69
@yoguimasterof69 Год назад
He took it to the "mechanix"
@joeywitt7129
@joeywitt7129 11 месяцев назад
Reminds me of sopranos when Tony made a joke and everyone laughed even if not funny
@williamrusso3130
@williamrusso3130 5 месяцев назад
Reminds me of a Doug Stanhope joke: "I blew a speaker in my car... Yeah, he was a motivational speaker."
@cnucklz09
@cnucklz09 9 месяцев назад
This was my dad’s favorite joke and I have told it more than a few times.
@geraldosalinas996
@geraldosalinas996 Год назад
la cara de kirk lo dice todo..
@csouverein
@csouverein 7 месяцев назад
Lars looks like saying " I'm surrounded by idiots!!!!"😂😂😂 🥰🇳🇱
@Jayteaseepiirturi
@Jayteaseepiirturi 24 дня назад
Lars is like "I SO didn't laugh at that one".
@headless0ptomist198
@headless0ptomist198 Год назад
Out of all the footage of them that is out there I'm pretty sure that is the hardest I've ever seen Kirk laugh.
@Krow3Th3Discipl3
@Krow3Th3Discipl3 2 месяца назад
Dad, jokes from One of the greats you can't beat it
@Shadow0fd3ath24
@Shadow0fd3ath24 5 месяцев назад
i thought he was gonna say "it needs FUEL"
@christofferkavantsaari6811
@christofferkavantsaari6811 Год назад
Lars was like: why I even asked?😅
@NMChe56
@NMChe56 8 месяцев назад
First heard that joke almost 20 years ago in Texas lol
@GodWeenSatan
@GodWeenSatan Год назад
Just by the way he said "blew a seal" i knew where it was going
@Kenjames10
@Kenjames10 7 месяцев назад
James has that charisma. He can basically say anything to put a smile on your face.
@rickbinz9534
@rickbinz9534 4 месяца назад
Lars is like “This is why we can’t have nice things “!
@boltgaming248
@boltgaming248 5 месяцев назад
the fact that james doesn't even crack a smirk makes it funnier
@BusyAir
@BusyAir Год назад
The penguin didn't go to a cafe, he went and hung out in the frozen foods section of a grocery store.
@reeniecostillo2565
@reeniecostillo2565 4 месяца назад
He so fun to be around .❤❤
@AJYZF1R2010
@AJYZF1R2010 7 месяцев назад
The resentment on Kirk’s face 😂
@DBLDoG
@DBLDoG 11 месяцев назад
The boss’s jokes are always the funniest
@user-nt8ni8xe4b
@user-nt8ni8xe4b 6 месяцев назад
That's f**kin hilarious 😂 😂😆
@stevenfunderburg1623
@stevenfunderburg1623 Год назад
Look at the expression of "I dismiss your cheesiness" on Lars face!
@roadtostrongestmanever2099
@roadtostrongestmanever2099 4 месяца назад
😂😂 that was actually pretty good
@H.E.M.
@H.E.M. 7 месяцев назад
Would’ve been better if he said “Said you want to get your order filled Made me shiver when I put it in Pumping just won't do you know, luckily for you”
@g.backwoods2216
@g.backwoods2216 Год назад
The cowardly lion always with the jokes lol
@noirjacques3274
@noirjacques3274 4 месяца назад
Lars had a look of “see what I gotta work with”. 😂
@franksedivy449
@franksedivy449 11 месяцев назад
Love your band. Don't stop
@Klomzi
@Klomzi 8 месяцев назад
Lmfao good one. I’m gonna remember this one 🤣
@PiazzaGurl
@PiazzaGurl Год назад
😂😂😂😂 his serious face after the joke and stares at Lars.
@morgandolk508
@morgandolk508 9 месяцев назад
J. Heñdrix sa jillar du flajing ving föredrar fender😅
@mamacocolilo105
@mamacocolilo105 6 месяцев назад
😂 good one, Papa Het
@notconsenting6633
@notconsenting6633 11 месяцев назад
Nice one Dad 😅
@JPR17
@JPR17 5 месяцев назад
He took it to the Mechanix
@cupoli138
@cupoli138 Год назад
Lars and kirk are licking their lips at the thought...like their cd cover that they "created together" - and we know what that means lol
@mvyper
@mvyper Год назад
LOADS of laughter.
@melodydawn
@melodydawn Год назад
Thats a good joke, ill have to tell that to my Mechanic, 😂 James is fkn funny 🤣
@bartoszjanprzybyszewski1891
@bartoszjanprzybyszewski1891 3 месяца назад
Plot twist: he’s been saying the same joke since 1981, to identical reaction from the band
@christofferkavantsaari6811
@christofferkavantsaari6811 Год назад
Trujillo is laughing somewhere at the background😁
@tonyontis245
@tonyontis245 Год назад
They love that joke at PRINCIPIA college, where I used to work. They all do love Metallica, as I had your patches on the back of my Harley vest
@mikeprado4381
@mikeprado4381 11 месяцев назад
Lars’ look at the end, like “See this s*** I gotta put up with?”
@marynajacobs7538
@marynajacobs7538 Год назад
Took me a while to get it. Lol then I laughed. First thought the wrapper of icecream is a seal.
@Liz099x
@Liz099x 11 месяцев назад
(para quienes no entendieron) Un pinguino tiene un problema con su auto, y el mecanico dice que se lo puede arreglar y que mientras tanto vaya al café. Entonces el pinguino vuelve y el mecanico dice: parece que te volaste un sello (sello=seal) y el pinguino dice ¡no no, es solo helado! El chiste es que seal tambien significa foca en ingles, asi que el pinguino creyó que le dijeron: parece que mataste a una foca
@J_thrash
@J_thrash 9 месяцев назад
Parece que no lo pillaste
@jasonmoore814
@jasonmoore814 9 месяцев назад
What? 😂
@ADRoss10
@ADRoss10 7 месяцев назад
Jajajaja ibas bien, pero así no es el final jajaja
@FamousComments-wompwomp
@FamousComments-wompwomp Год назад
Im like Lars here 😍 i dont know why i love him so much.
@GorillaCrewWarGaming
@GorillaCrewWarGaming 10 месяцев назад
LLLOLLL!!!!!! That was a good one, James. Even Kirk shjt his drawers over it.
@RNicolasRuvalcaba
@RNicolasRuvalcaba Год назад
It would be funnier if the opening line was "Heidi Klum had trouble with her car" 😂
@Plerchi1
@Plerchi1 8 месяцев назад
And then he started playing „the mechanix“
@user-xm3ei3jo9x
@user-xm3ei3jo9x 3 месяца назад
James tells the joke and keeps a straight face
@dangood2287
@dangood2287 8 месяцев назад
Oh so this is a “have to laugh at your boss’ joke situation”
@amandakohler8810
@amandakohler8810 Год назад
And I love the look on Lars' face, just that "Why do I ask?"
@criops
@criops 7 месяцев назад
I remember the singer of Jesus Lizard telling that joke on stage in the 90’s
@EquineMetalhead
@EquineMetalhead Год назад
I love this joke! And I get it too, the car had a seal popped and the guy thought his face was a mess 😂
@faustinoarcelay6036
@faustinoarcelay6036 Год назад
Uncle ....... you are hilarious 😅😅😅😅.
@loombaron
@loombaron Год назад
Haha hulk hogan Is so funny and even more with he is holding a guitar
@roblewis3147
@roblewis3147 Год назад
Hulk Hogan, man that's fuckin good 🤣🤣🤣
@richardpomatito4994
@richardpomatito4994 6 месяцев назад
Creen que me están mirando la cara jeeeeeeejeeeeeah!
@kevinbrown7326
@kevinbrown7326 Год назад
Was in a bus station going from NY to Colorado and someone leaves the bathroom w / green foam on thier face and I said it was someone they just ate and everyone busted out laughing 😂 great life moments
@GlennJimenez
@GlennJimenez 7 месяцев назад
I love this band
@sebastian5801
@sebastian5801 8 месяцев назад
The Mechanix
@redpilled420
@redpilled420 10 месяцев назад
That's a good one 😂
@thekansasjayhawk3504
@thekansasjayhawk3504 8 месяцев назад
I'm going to remember that one!
@seanmorgan2356
@seanmorgan2356 7 месяцев назад
Oh, cool! My drums are thesame glitter green!
@jahrah103
@jahrah103 11 месяцев назад
Love the laughter 😂😂😂
@gunnercoffman3526
@gunnercoffman3526 Год назад
Kirk is the best
@mdlg5043
@mdlg5043 11 месяцев назад
the look on Lars face!
@pamelajhon4304
@pamelajhon4304 7 месяцев назад
I’m just mad in love with James since I was 9 years old
@garbageman83
@garbageman83 8 месяцев назад
That was my dads favorite joke but his version was with an Eskimo and frost on his mustache
@jamess5415
@jamess5415 7 месяцев назад
Cowardly lion getting raunchy
@jochencooper2751
@jochencooper2751 Год назад
Sounds like there's a Seal in the room
@Zeppelin9113
@Zeppelin9113 7 месяцев назад
Kirk was realy laughing
@danalombardijr5563
@danalombardijr5563 10 месяцев назад
Lmao😂😂 that's awsome
@user-le9gh9pm1m
@user-le9gh9pm1m 7 месяцев назад
I have to share that with friends 😂.
@roberthuey7435
@roberthuey7435 Год назад
This is my wife's favorite joke to tell
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