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James May: Spam vs Ham - the ultimate showdown 

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Oh yes, James May's home cooking videos are back. In the second episode of 'Seventies Sandwiches', he pits Ham against Spam to see which is the ultimate canned meat.

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@Looptydude
@Looptydude 4 года назад
Reminder, this man beat Chef Ramsey in a cookoff while getting drunk.
@makeit.primetime99
@makeit.primetime99 4 года назад
that is factual, i still dream of tasting that fish pie hahahaba
@robjones721
@robjones721 4 года назад
I still love that moment. 😂
@Maghanashi
@Maghanashi 4 года назад
@@makeit.primetime99 Sounds like you need to find a better hobby, mate.
@Dlehnerswe
@Dlehnerswe 4 года назад
"You dissapoint me Ramsay..." - James may while eating rotten shark
@GodKing804
@GodKing804 4 года назад
"You any good at driving cars Ramsey? " Classic
@mcmaz222
@mcmaz222 4 года назад
This is like the North Korean version of MasterChef.
@galgogergo
@galgogergo 4 года назад
this! It's a very underrated comment!
@fingmoron
@fingmoron 4 года назад
But wait i can see food?
@codybarrett4672
@codybarrett4672 4 года назад
Nah, too extravagant for NK
@evanb5388
@evanb5388 4 года назад
Even in North Korea they eat better than this
@briangiesbrecht6333
@briangiesbrecht6333 4 года назад
lol
@kevinlewis7250
@kevinlewis7250 3 года назад
James talking about spam is more entertaining than new Top Gear.
@marcse7en
@marcse7en 3 года назад
Says a LOT about TOP GEAR? 😂😂😂
@hugo2762
@hugo2762 3 года назад
new program that can't be mentioned anymore.
@tjallevanderwal8031
@tjallevanderwal8031 3 года назад
Thats so true
@frankanderson5012
@frankanderson5012 3 года назад
Looking at a tin of spam would be more entertaining than new Top Gear.
@pouyopouyo9817
@pouyopouyo9817 3 года назад
Just looking at James's face is better than new Top Gear
@georgesmith3628
@georgesmith3628 3 года назад
"the closest thing we could find to 1970's margarine... 2019 margarine"
@georgeprout42
@georgeprout42 3 года назад
And they're completely different things. Hydrogenated oils and trans fats are long gone, the modern "spread" (to give it it's proper name) isn't marge. It's also now about 1/3rd of the fat content of the 70s marge. It's not just a name change, the flavour really isn't comparable either. Marge simply doesn't exist anymore. Google it, it's actually quite complicated, I've just tried to make a tldr 🤷🏻‍♀️
@sarkybugger5009
@sarkybugger5009 3 года назад
@@georgeprout42 My Mum tried, and failed , to get us kids to eat 1960s margarine. It was nothing like the modern namesakes. Horrible stuff.
@Korpiainen
@Korpiainen 3 года назад
Why not Lurpak, invented in 1903?
@jameshatch5722
@jameshatch5722 3 года назад
Spam, spam, spam ,spam.....
@cricry
@cricry 3 года назад
@@georgeprout42 booo
@olivervaraljai6149
@olivervaraljai6149 3 года назад
"It's a quarantined, high quality meat product." Same
@jonnypayne598
@jonnypayne598 3 года назад
Ha! 😁😂🤣
@Patrick-pr2bt
@Patrick-pr2bt 3 года назад
james may has the best studio ever in this video haha
@ceselb
@ceselb 3 года назад
Hey, I resemble this remark.
@outrighteight8205
@outrighteight8205 3 года назад
@@ceselb Ah, I see you are omitting the "high quality" part?
@elliot7753
@elliot7753 3 года назад
Issue being I’m not high quality
@oisin_smith
@oisin_smith 4 года назад
"Half of the word spam is the same as two thirds of the word ham" -James May, 2019
@dudewtf1776
@dudewtf1776 4 года назад
as pointless as that fact was, it made me laugh and blew my mind.
@Megalomaniakaal
@Megalomaniakaal 4 года назад
@@dudewtf1776 Pointless? Probably an accurate comparison of their equivalency in ingredients, sounds to me like.
@Yousuck00
@Yousuck00 4 года назад
That’s deep.
@Case16710
@Case16710 4 года назад
“SPAM” is a portmanteau of the words “spiced ham”
@Megalomaniakaal
@Megalomaniakaal 4 года назад
Special Processed American Meat or Specially Processed Artificial Meat
@damianmatras8568
@damianmatras8568 3 года назад
"Half of the word SPAM is same as two-thirds of the word HAM." James May is my favourite. 7:54
@st1220
@st1220 2 года назад
am
@viktordaimpaler7019
@viktordaimpaler7019 2 года назад
I hope we keep Clarkson, May, and Hammond in our lives for as long as possible. This trio is such a treat to watch. Whether they drive cars, go on adventures, or make spam sandwiches.
@kanon0853
@kanon0853 4 года назад
Why do I feel like he’d be doing this even without a camera on him.
@crouski
@crouski 4 года назад
they would pay me a fucking lot to make a bite on that shit
@alexandriahunter2125
@alexandriahunter2125 4 года назад
With the full on commentary as well.
@dasraffnix9471
@dasraffnix9471 4 года назад
But it's RAW! 🤣
@CRAZED4MORE
@CRAZED4MORE 4 года назад
@@dasraffnix9471 most canned meat is cooked in the can after being sealed this kills off the bacteria in the meat
@tear728
@tear728 4 года назад
I can definitely see him doing this alone in his underwear
@mangokraken
@mangokraken 4 года назад
I dont understand why everyone on TG/GT call him boring. He just made Spam interesting
@RevJamesCostello
@RevJamesCostello 4 года назад
It’s a joke.
@alexc3504
@alexc3504 4 года назад
They're just jealous of his talent to make the mundane into interesting.
@niallkinsella2687
@niallkinsella2687 4 года назад
I think it's from when he started on the show and drove everything slower than my granny. And she's dead.
@renz1013
@renz1013 4 года назад
@@RevJamesCostello woooooosh
@renz1013
@renz1013 3 года назад
@Jamie Ownshe meant the vewers
@thedoctorray1782
@thedoctorray1782 3 года назад
“A TV show I can’t mention anymore” RIP classic Top Gear 😢😢
@sBinotto-od6no
@sBinotto-od6no 3 года назад
But why cant they mention it?
@thedoctorray1782
@thedoctorray1782 3 года назад
@@sBinotto-od6no Because the BBC don't wish to really be associated with those three anymore after Clarkson's incident, I'm assuming
@SR-eo5no
@SR-eo5no 3 года назад
I'm assuming that he was just joking.
@ashishdimri5660
@ashishdimri5660 3 года назад
@@thedoctorray1782 Hey! I don't really know about the 'Clarkson incident'. Could you give some details?
@thedoctorray1782
@thedoctorray1782 3 года назад
@@ashishdimri5660 Basically Clarkson had a history of yelling at producers and getting really angry at the crew, and the last time it happened was the last straw and they sacked him
@desktopkitty
@desktopkitty Год назад
James May has a magical way of making being boring actually entertaining. He's just too likeable!
@SolarClarence
@SolarClarence 4 года назад
The lack of music and the echo of the room made this a very raw experience
@oliverd-s6495
@oliverd-s6495 4 года назад
Clarence Star bro I’m so raw after this
@businessmail4929
@businessmail4929 4 года назад
That makes it authentic my comrade from ww2
@jackiegundam
@jackiegundam 4 года назад
It's raw!
@yamanmustafa7574
@yamanmustafa7574 4 года назад
They later put a mattress in the room. Seemed to work well!
@OMGclueless
@OMGclueless 4 года назад
Cameraman Tom breathing into my ear added a nice bit of ambience.
@brucekaren6693
@brucekaren6693 4 года назад
We just spent ten minutes watching James May eat Spam. Don’t regret a second of it.
@richardsmith3212
@richardsmith3212 4 года назад
Is anyone going to mention the fact that he seems to keep saying "Princess Ham". I thought it was Princes?
@Wiley_Coyote
@Wiley_Coyote 3 года назад
He didn't sear it in a pan. So I regret it on his behalf.
@TheCaptainSplatter
@TheCaptainSplatter 3 года назад
Well this video showed up in my spam folder.
@youvebeengreeked
@youvebeengreeked Год назад
Please don’t fast forward when James is delicately getting the spam out of the tin; he is speaking, and every word out of his mouth is ludicrous and essential. 💙
@thevoidbeckons
@thevoidbeckons 3 года назад
Now imagine if he actually fried the spam like a normal person.
@larrylaffer3246
@larrylaffer3246 3 года назад
And put either a slaba smoked gouda or american cheese depending on the fanciness of the day.
@Artyomthewalrus
@Artyomthewalrus 3 года назад
Wait.... Frying spam is a thing?!?!?! Why have I never tried this?
@thevoidbeckons
@thevoidbeckons 3 года назад
@@Artyomthewalrus yeah, just put it in a hot skillet, the fat does the work. gets nice and crispy.
@user-ve9tu5rv6e
@user-ve9tu5rv6e 3 года назад
@@Artyomthewalrus have you ever looked at the packaging of spam?
@Artyomthewalrus
@Artyomthewalrus 3 года назад
@@user-ve9tu5rv6e Nah, I just open it and eat it. I assumed it would be a food I wouldn't want to know the ingredients of
@mattc4970
@mattc4970 4 года назад
“Smells a bit like cat food, but that’s not a bad thing.”
@MikeSmith-ch7jv
@MikeSmith-ch7jv 4 года назад
Some of my dogs all natural treats actually smell quite appealing but never smelled cat food before
@captainjackpugh6050
@captainjackpugh6050 3 года назад
Well I’d always eat the cat food
@VNDER88
@VNDER88 3 года назад
What
@olivern149
@olivern149 3 года назад
Hello James 👋🏽
@dierckeatlas
@dierckeatlas 3 года назад
We tasted the cats' food when we were kids and it's definitely edible. 😂
@stonedead
@stonedead 4 года назад
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that this is a ten minute video about making a sandwich? Only James May could pull this off with such brilliance.
@MrPenguinLife
@MrPenguinLife 4 года назад
Well it does come from the man who can spend an hour of time on a real tv program disassembling a vacuum cleaner.
@Mklg
@Mklg 4 года назад
Technically he managed to make two sandwiches in ten minutes
@JackBealeGuitar
@JackBealeGuitar 4 года назад
He wastes a good amount of time shaking the salad cream like a ponce, I mean, who shakes it side to side? Up and down is the most efficient and doesn't make you look like a complete bell end
@PeterFabian
@PeterFabian 4 года назад
@@Mklg not only that, he made me want to go out, buy white bread, spam and salad cream. (I have to admit to having margerine at home already...)
@JackBealeGuitar
@JackBealeGuitar 4 года назад
@Tom Bowman Just a little joke, wasn't expecting such a reply, I forgot to use sarcasm font sorry :D :D :D
@pandamoniom4260
@pandamoniom4260 3 года назад
Spam sandwiches used to be pan fried in my household. Eating them while in my corrugated iron dugout at the bottom of the garden really is a throwback. Almost surreal.
@Booxbred
@Booxbred 3 года назад
James May - the man ahead of the quarantine game... who also makes ten minute videos on applying margarine to bread, opening two cans of Spam/ham, placing said Spam/ham in slices, and placing the top bread to top it off.
@murmamirrmohaimen2271
@murmamirrmohaimen2271 3 года назад
When I was young I agreed a lot with Clarkson, but as I've gotten older Clarkson really feels like an orangutan and May is actually quite interesting. Hammond is still just Hammond.
@StrifeFitness
@StrifeFitness 3 года назад
😂😂
@sharktale5956
@sharktale5956 3 года назад
3/7 of Hammond is 100 percent ham your welcome lady’s and gentlemen I’m out
@GreatSageSunWukong
@GreatSageSunWukong 3 года назад
Clarkson has always been a baboon, may is the best TV presenter and Hammond is cute and appeals to children
@JayAreAitch
@JayAreAitch 3 года назад
@@GreatSageSunWukong >Hammond is cute and appeals to children Very true. I loved him on Braniac as a kid.
@Beleth420
@Beleth420 3 года назад
Completely agree.
@danielveres4351
@danielveres4351 4 года назад
It is official then. I indeed could watch anything James talks about.
@ronaldoliverenos7179
@ronaldoliverenos7179 4 года назад
I have been watching mr.slow's show for years. Trust me, it is quite addicting, for some unknown reason
@caincha
@caincha 4 года назад
I was thinking the same thing lol Rubbish subject, rubbish food but hey it's James May so we'll all watch it and enjoy it :D
@jetjazz05
@jetjazz05 4 года назад
Glad you say this... next week is testing two different mold and mildew bathroom sprays.
@jetjazz05
@jetjazz05 4 года назад
@Selfspot I've seen videos showing how well sheets on the ceiling work as well. Just pad the room lol.
@philb9410
@philb9410 4 года назад
I feel the same WTF was i just watching. Yeah James May talking about spam. Such a unpleasant food item. I need to spend my time better in live i think.
@casparv
@casparv 3 года назад
It's hard to believe this vid was recorded 2019; it has such strong 2020 vibes
@antrax607
@antrax607 3 года назад
Because of the word "quarantine"
@cleverusername9369
@cleverusername9369 Год назад
James May is a man deeply ahead of his time
@astoraan6071
@astoraan6071 3 года назад
1:06 I think he's talking about Fifth Gear.
@jacobcohen3280
@jacobcohen3280 3 года назад
I thought it was the top gear polar special
@SkipTheKip
@SkipTheKip 3 года назад
Shhhhh we don't talk about it
@rail2223
@rail2223 3 года назад
Bottom Gear
@eugeniaamariei8626
@eugeniaamariei8626 11 месяцев назад
Middle gear
@gibletplays6832
@gibletplays6832 4 года назад
"The closest thing to 1970 margarine... 2019 margarine"
@jordanleigh6481
@jordanleigh6481 3 года назад
If your from the 70s you know it's different
@TheDeepState2001
@TheDeepState2001 3 года назад
U didn't even quote it right
@edr5364
@edr5364 3 года назад
I've just spent 10 minutes of my life watching James May comparing Spam and Ham. I don't regret a single second of it.
@user-cu3vj9yq9k
@user-cu3vj9yq9k 3 года назад
That’s lucky, because what a regret to have
@liukiang8329
@liukiang8329 3 года назад
In fact, I wish it was a lot longer.
@w1ndw4ker95
@w1ndw4ker95 2 года назад
Over the past year, I've watched this about a dozen times. Still no regrets.
@insanejughead
@insanejughead Год назад
We got shorted a minute or so when he was getting the Spam out of the tin...
@JeffPenaify
@JeffPenaify 3 года назад
When I was a kid I'd fry up spam on the stove and drizzle it with honey. Its pretty bomb
@anidiot7060
@anidiot7060 2 года назад
How is this so entertaining? I don't regret a second of this. Just delightful.
@showtaito1075
@showtaito1075 4 года назад
“Half of the word spam is the same as two thirds of the word ham. I dont know why the hell I said that” - James May
@help_me_rhonda
@help_me_rhonda 4 года назад
Yes you 'am' right
@zoharcollins9831
@zoharcollins9831 4 года назад
I love him
@beachcomber2008
@beachcomber2008 4 года назад
He said it because he's James May. Saying amusing stupid things is his trade mark.
@rkgaustin9043
@rkgaustin9043 4 года назад
When I was a kid my father convinced my brother and I that spam was an expensive delicacy. Whenever we went to the store we would beg him to buy it. Eventually, he'd "give in" and we would cheer.
@dirtpounder
@dirtpounder 4 года назад
I wonder if you eat piles of salt to this day! Seriously though, that is a smart way to get your kids to willingly eat.. let's say cost-effectively.
@GuitarQueero1
@GuitarQueero1 4 года назад
Lol your dad is a legend
@f.d.6667
@f.d.6667 4 года назад
Once told a 13-year-old girl that the "pickled ginger" they serve in sushi restaurants is actually dolphin noses in brine. The reaction was priceless!
@mickd6942
@mickd6942 4 года назад
RKG Austin your dad was a gent Mine painted the gas meter red and told me it was a money box
@sundown798
@sundown798 4 года назад
Yup same here. Also my parents fed me Raman Noodles as a special rare treat and later in life they were only 25 cents a brick.
@sid28
@sid28 2 года назад
these videos are works of art. i hope someone makes a museum and puts these in them. the credits are just artistic perfection
@BeanMachine360
@BeanMachine360 3 года назад
This is the sandwiches of the GODS THIS MAN BEAT GORDON RAMSEY WHILE HAMMERED 🔨
@CG-vn8iy
@CG-vn8iy 3 года назад
That's right. Fish pie I believe.
@GhostAcheron
@GhostAcheron 4 года назад
"Half of the word Spam is the same as two thirds of the word Ham." - James May, 2019.
@phantomechelon3628
@phantomechelon3628 4 года назад
Also pretty much the entire lyrics for a Monty Python song.
@Daniel-dj7fh
@Daniel-dj7fh 4 года назад
drives ferarris and such, eats spam with margarine. interesting man
@reliantncc1864
@reliantncc1864 4 года назад
There's a Korean cooking show where they try to impress a famous critic with all this fancy food, and he's just not interested. Then they researched his life, found out what he ate as a kid, and made that. It was basically a throw-it-in soup of whatever they could collect back then (Korea was extremely poor and they frequently ate supplies given to them by American soldiers, including SPAM). He was literally crying as the taste brought him back to some of his earliest memories. He said they'd finally succeeded.
@thehouseofcha1nsaw_
@thehouseofcha1nsaw_ 4 года назад
jeff bazos and bill gates are friend and when they go out to eat they go to mcdonalds and make sure to use coupons
@Daniel-dj7fh
@Daniel-dj7fh 4 года назад
@@thehouseofcha1nsaw_ he eats spam, s p a m. im not even entirelz sure what spam is to be frank
@thesturm8686
@thesturm8686 4 года назад
@@reliantncc1864 huh, sounds like ratatouille (the movie)
@theproGAMAS
@theproGAMAS 4 года назад
reliantncc1864 what show is this ur talking of
@dod6031
@dod6031 3 года назад
Binging all of these a year later is bringing joy to my lockdown life 😂
@TippiGordon
@TippiGordon 4 месяца назад
"Half of the word 'spam' is the same as two-thirds of the word 'ham'." This might be the most James Mayian sentence James May has ever uttered.
@TWS001
@TWS001 4 года назад
"The washers aren't part of the meal. I just got those because I like them" James May
@TheJkghfg
@TheJkghfg 4 года назад
It make me happy knowing someone else remembers that XD
@stephenhargreaves9011
@stephenhargreaves9011 4 года назад
That was possibly the most pointless video I have ever watched. I enjoyed it.
@zcarcollerotez8121
@zcarcollerotez8121 2 года назад
here where i live in italy spam doesn't even exist and ham is really rare
@richarddavies5674
@richarddavies5674 2 года назад
@@zcarcollerotez8121 that is interesting. What is the substitute for ham there?
@shannybabayaga
@shannybabayaga 3 года назад
Okay this is the funniest thing I've seen all week
@avienated
@avienated 3 года назад
"The meat may be quarantined, but less so than you are."
@petew.1418
@petew.1418 4 года назад
Awaiting the episode where James shows how to order a pint and overall pub etiquette.
@HomebrandFishfood
@HomebrandFishfood 4 года назад
I wanna se that
@danzgamez6819
@danzgamez6819 4 года назад
can i donate somewhere to make this happen?
@fedorafluke
@fedorafluke 4 года назад
@kie dude weed lmao
@couponsammler
@couponsammler 4 года назад
THAT would actually be awsome.
@hakimbelayachi5382
@hakimbelayachi5382 4 года назад
That's a brilliant idea
@andrewroom3649
@andrewroom3649 4 года назад
“Spam, white bread, salad cream, margarine... no artificial or unwanted ingredients”
@georginacox3909
@georginacox3909 4 года назад
And a bit of HP sauce?
@Milamberinx
@Milamberinx 4 года назад
I think James thought the same thing after saying "no artificial" which is why he tacked on "or unwanted".
@georginacox3909
@georginacox3909 4 года назад
Yes.Morning.
@Me-by8qi
@Me-by8qi 4 года назад
😂 right
@Daniel-dj7fh
@Daniel-dj7fh 4 года назад
HAHAHAHAHAHA
@exileut
@exileut 3 года назад
7:50 “Half of the word Spam is the same as two-thirds of the word ham.” Even James himself thought it was a bit much.
@tanabodeeiammuang7221
@tanabodeeiammuang7221 3 года назад
Vegetarian me: salivating** James: I can sense you salivating
@bachelorchownowwithflavor3712
@bachelorchownowwithflavor3712 3 года назад
Come on, eat the meat. You know you want to...
@gamesandsoftwares1441
@gamesandsoftwares1441 3 года назад
just do it already
@ResaFMkII
@ResaFMkII 3 года назад
I can feel that white bread sticking to the roof of my mouth already
@dosu7964
@dosu7964 3 года назад
the pain.
@FunteX
@FunteX 3 года назад
You must be very familliar with that . . . XD
@JayAreAitch
@JayAreAitch 3 года назад
that feeling of peeling it off makes it worth it.
@ling2186
@ling2186 3 года назад
I hate the fact he only buttered one side of the bread. That is heathenry.
@TheButterMinecart1
@TheButterMinecart1 3 года назад
@@ling2186 Most people only butter one side.
@JakeOggie
@JakeOggie 4 года назад
“Smells like cat food but that’s not a bad thing”
@Nexus-6
@Nexus-6 4 года назад
Ham = cat food. Spam = dog food.
@PaulTMaack0
@PaulTMaack0 4 года назад
I heard "Camp Food"
@richardhansen1289
@richardhansen1289 3 года назад
“1/2 of the word spam is the same as 2/3 of the word ham” - James May
@jodofly1158
@jodofly1158 3 года назад
Dont like your own comments
@JoeAriminvm
@JoeAriminvm 3 года назад
No artificial or unwanted ingredients Read the label James...
@natalie6117
@natalie6117 3 года назад
I think that was the joke! British humor.... He literally listed some of the fakest things out there (margarine, white bread) and then proceeded to act like they were healthy. Just James May / British things 🤣
@chuky151
@chuky151 4 года назад
I'm not sure he has ever seen a millimeter, let alone 4 of them.
@marty154
@marty154 3 года назад
Yeah
@celticbarry9877
@celticbarry9877 3 года назад
That was definitely 9-12mm
@trapbuilder2283
@trapbuilder2283 3 года назад
@@celticbarry9877 They were nowhere near a centimetre. It was 6mm at most
@lukewarmwater6412
@lukewarmwater6412 3 года назад
an american dime is about one milimeter thick. six milimeters is about a quarter inch... a 5/16 wrench is the same as a 7mm wrench.... 3/4 an 19mm interchange as well, as do 9/16 and 14mm . now you know something useless.
@uniquesoljah5429
@uniquesoljah5429 3 года назад
@@lukewarmwater6412 xD
@Mstormful
@Mstormful 4 года назад
"Put it back in the can and it's good for another 2 or 3 decades" -James May ladies and gentlemen
@richardbutton1179
@richardbutton1179 4 года назад
He is half right. Canned food can stay good for years as long as it hasnt been opened and is stored at room temperature.
@Megalomaniakaal
@Megalomaniakaal 4 года назад
@@richardbutton1179 In the arctic though...
@Grennyyyyy1
@Grennyyyyy1 4 года назад
@@Megalomaniakaal even better, the colder it is the harsher the environment for bacteria to grow
@platonkarataev550
@platonkarataev550 11 месяцев назад
This is the only cooking show I'm happy to watch!
@user-qm7wj6me9m
@user-qm7wj6me9m 8 месяцев назад
Love James. His glasses are off-the-shelf buy-at-the pharmacy type. Love that man.
@knightlyknight2259
@knightlyknight2259 4 года назад
I love how he’s gone from pissing about in luxury super cars every week to reviewing ham and spam sandwiches. 😂
@Artyomthewalrus
@Artyomthewalrus 3 года назад
Yep, he's moving up in the world. This gives me far more actionable knowledge than top gear ever did, and in a more concise, straight to the point, format.
@Frserthegreenengine
@Frserthegreenengine 3 года назад
That's why we love James May!
@chupathingy6626
@chupathingy6626 6 месяцев назад
This is EXACTLY why I adore and respect James. 😅❤
@gw2macken757
@gw2macken757 3 года назад
Nothing beats spam. I grew up on spam. We were so poor that a christian group heard about us. They showed up with boxes of dry and canned goods. Very few families had refers in our area. Mom cooked up some rice and opened a can up. Fed us children from a bowl of rice and spam straight out of the can. It was the most incredible meal we had in a long time. Free meat in a can. I still buy it regularly from Costco by the case now that I live in the states lol.
@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466
@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 2 года назад
Can't remember the exact quote but it was something like "Even vinegar tastes sweet when free."
@bjm4148
@bjm4148 Год назад
Boohoo
@thehabit635
@thehabit635 Год назад
@@bjm4148 do u feel better now
@bjm4148
@bjm4148 Год назад
@@thehabit635 much better thanks
@jonathanaguilar9934
@jonathanaguilar9934 Год назад
​@@bjm4148 can you touch me zaddy!!!!
@reicherruschach3727
@reicherruschach3727 3 года назад
This actually turned out to be much more scientific than I had initially thought. I love these videos
@matthewlorton3428
@matthewlorton3428 3 года назад
This show got me back Into sandwiches, thank you James May 😂
@getisbhai
@getisbhai 4 года назад
Nobody: James May: Half of the word Spam is the same as two-thirds of the word Ham.
@zloychechen5150
@zloychechen5150 4 года назад
well, it's spiced ham, isn't it? i guess this is the reference, yet the joke is iffy.
@opkb4e
@opkb4e 4 года назад
@@zloychechen5150 Selected processed American meats.
@BaldMancTwat
@BaldMancTwat 4 года назад
​@@opkb4e Something Presented Abbreviately Meaninglessly
@La_sagne
@La_sagne 4 года назад
@@BaldMancTwat Spook Presenting Abbreviations Misleadingly
@Sledgeh101
@Sledgeh101 4 года назад
Spam, spam, spam, wonderful spam
@benjamindelany7266
@benjamindelany7266 4 года назад
James May, “Filming a programme we’re not allowed to mention anymore”
@akuvillejaakkola9491
@akuvillejaakkola9491 4 года назад
Why isn't he allowed? And is the program top gear?
@FunteX
@FunteX 4 года назад
@@akuvillejaakkola9491 Ofcourse it is . . . And it ended with season 22 . . . ;)
@reliantncc1864
@reliantncc1864 4 года назад
@@FunteX I'm extremely pleased that this weekend I discovered season 22. I stopped watching when they announced the firing, but I forgot that they had yet to release the season they'd already filmed.
@FunteX
@FunteX 4 года назад
@@reliantncc1864 ^^'
@modtl
@modtl 4 года назад
Clarkson mentioned it on the last episode of the Grand Tour when they got to the end. "we're still alive" he said. "and on that terrible disappointment, for top gear, it's time to end. See you soon"
@ondolonto8943
@ondolonto8943 3 года назад
if only all cooking shows would bring this kind of value to its viewer
@jonloc8535
@jonloc8535 3 года назад
How was James making quarantine content 4 months before it started? This man is a prophet and he must be stopped!
@Harry-bp2dl
@Harry-bp2dl 3 года назад
6:52 Outlook when i get an important email I need to see.
@tammysquire6992
@tammysquire6992 3 года назад
LOL! Dude I choked laughing then xD
@Techyboi7
@Techyboi7 3 года назад
Email does that to all my steam emails
@George-hy1or
@George-hy1or 3 года назад
😂 mate this was far funnier to me than it had any right to be
@failedabortion1894
@failedabortion1894 3 года назад
Too real
@JoeMama-ej7qs
@JoeMama-ej7qs 3 года назад
HAHA that was actually funny
@MichaelLaneMonkeywrench
@MichaelLaneMonkeywrench 4 года назад
Someone needs to introduce James to proper fried Spam on a sandwich.
@brandondeel3567
@brandondeel3567 4 года назад
Yeeeeeeesssss! Plain ol' spam is fine but fried spam is soooo much better! I actually prefer treat but to each their own.
@tommzo
@tommzo 4 года назад
fuck off boomer
@brandondeel3567
@brandondeel3567 4 года назад
Calm yourselves. We're just giving our input on what is clearly a better sandwich. Btw I'm not a Boomer... I'm unfortunately a millinial, but I too prefer fried spam over straight out the can. I don't like the consistency of it.
@brandondeel3567
@brandondeel3567 4 года назад
@Jobe uhhhh....
@brandondeel3567
@brandondeel3567 4 года назад
@Jobe would you mind elaborating on what "Boomer" means? It's obviously derogatory and you're talking shit so I'd like to know exactly what you're calling him, or me...
@HowToSpacic
@HowToSpacic 2 года назад
“It’s a quarantined meat product” Same
@admiral_hoshi3298
@admiral_hoshi3298 3 года назад
I love that the credits are two people and are like 3 seconds long
@ozzyondirt4003
@ozzyondirt4003 4 года назад
Clarkson voice* “ On this episode of our car show: James may makes sandwiches”
@jtspetersen
@jtspetersen 4 года назад
In this episode, James chews and thinks
@reliantncc1864
@reliantncc1864 4 года назад
The great thing about Clarkson voice is that it works perfectly when you read things.
@keiyadavies1289
@keiyadavies1289 4 года назад
"part of filming for a television program I cant mention anymore" xD
@geznicks
@geznicks 4 года назад
Because they own drivetribe, theyve got no higher ups to answer to
@Sledgeh101
@Sledgeh101 4 года назад
I wonder what he was referring to...
@deanfranz
@deanfranz 4 года назад
We'll never know. He can't mention it anymore.
@danielmacintyre4877
@danielmacintyre4877 4 года назад
Why can’t he talk about topgear?
@bensingleton3923
@bensingleton3923 4 года назад
@@danielmacintyre4877 For legal reasons Top Gear never happened
@rjaxxxas
@rjaxxxas 3 года назад
"4mm Slices" *literally 10mm*
@ceesmith
@ceesmith 3 года назад
Yeah the ham/spam goodness has addled James' mind in this one.
@mEDIUMGap
@mEDIUMGap 3 года назад
He's british, he maybe still uses inches in his head
@DanFoxDavies
@DanFoxDavies 2 года назад
@@mEDIUMGap Almost certainly. I'm British and half his age, and I still use inches for some things because my parents imposed them on me, even though school did its level and perfectly sensible best to get me to use the frankly superior metric system.
@terryclotf
@terryclotf 3 года назад
you are just a bundle of joy, i mean James is.
@Josh-er6oz
@Josh-er6oz 4 года назад
Love how James stands there chewing a spam sandwich like he’s tasting a fine wine 😂
@paul_yt2254
@paul_yt2254 4 года назад
But then cleanses the pallet with a red wine 🤔.......😂😂😂
@mrmcbeardy9268
@mrmcbeardy9268 4 года назад
Only James May can make eating Spam seem sophisticated 😅💯👌🏼
@ethansmith9065
@ethansmith9065 4 года назад
And talked about how the ham had a "more delicate flavor"
@frankparker1191
@frankparker1191 4 года назад
He is exactly right however and red wine goes great with Spam sandwiches. Princess Ham does have a delicate flavor profile and should be smeered on toast or crackers.
@scottdandy2255
@scottdandy2255 4 года назад
he's possessed by the spirit of Keith Floyd.
@evaniscool1341
@evaniscool1341 4 года назад
1990: i wonder what people will use computers for in 30 years 2020: why am i awake at 3am only to watch james may make a sandwich
@kevingallen2094
@kevingallen2094 3 года назад
It’s 4:44
@sydneym8412
@sydneym8412 2 года назад
I don’t like how 30 years ago was the 90’s. To me, 30 years ago is still the 70’s.
@evaniscool1341
@evaniscool1341 2 года назад
@@sydneym8412 bestie i think you are just old
@missobama1688
@missobama1688 2 года назад
Hey, quite predicting my future
@grahbuckfan6
@grahbuckfan6 3 года назад
James May is low key out here prepping us for hard times.
@cleverusername9369
@cleverusername9369 Год назад
Low key? He literally calls it his post-apocalypse bug out bunker. That's not low key, that's downright in your face overt.
@bomberex7809
@bomberex7809 2 года назад
I’m own my 5th watch through. I have never had pork in my life and yet I still return to this video time and time again.
@bomberex7809
@bomberex7809 8 месяцев назад
6th time
@BruderSeth
@BruderSeth 4 года назад
Missed opportunity: spamwich vs hamwich
@BruderSeth
@BruderSeth 4 года назад
@@oliverkarlsson1653 which one
@theplayer12312
@theplayer12312 3 года назад
wait whats a sandwich then
@drago7635
@drago7635 4 года назад
Subway: We make the best Sandwiches James May: Hold my Spam...
@jinagibson6818
@jinagibson6818 4 года назад
itsy which hand?
@davidsebastianhartono
@davidsebastianhartono 3 года назад
“We usually have ham” “You must’ve been posh” 😂
@northlodge
@northlodge Год назад
My grandma used to make me spam and mustard sandwiches as a kid. Loved them. Still have them now from time to time
@K1W1fly
@K1W1fly 4 года назад
"Spam, Salad cream White Bread and Margarine" - "Nothing artificial in it"....
@NaeMuckle
@NaeMuckle 4 года назад
At the very least his corpse will be perfectly preserved.
@pickleadaykeepsthedoctoraw5542
@pickleadaykeepsthedoctoraw5542 4 года назад
I kept thinking he said sour cream, well I thought he said salad cream but I was unsure what that was so I convinced myself he said sour cream. Is salad cream just a more pungent mayo? My quick googling shows it has more oil and vinegar than traditional mayo, but the ingredients are very similar. Just different proportions. I might go buy some salad cream next time I am at the shop. Probably never noticed it before because, well, salad cream sounds awful.
@hanstun1
@hanstun1 4 года назад
He is correct. There is nothing artificial in either of those products unless you get some weird white bread with a 6 year shelf life. Spam is simply (over salted) canned and ground up pork shoulder and salad cream is the same as miracle whip basically which is extra sour mayo. Having said that, it isn't the most healthy thing to eat in the world but that is a very different story. It also looks absolutely fucking disgusting ..... lol
@thalesvondasos
@thalesvondasos 4 года назад
​@@hanstun1 You forgot the margarine.
@NaeMuckle
@NaeMuckle 4 года назад
There is nothing disgusting about corned beef and salad cream. I went to the shop after watching this to buy more corned beef.
@cougarfan1341
@cougarfan1341 4 года назад
I can't decide if I'm upset with myself for being entertained by a man simply sipping wine while making processed meat sandwiches.
@zloychechen5150
@zloychechen5150 4 года назад
wait, what? entered? it's up to you i guess, it's a modern society.
@scoobydooby4762
@scoobydooby4762 4 года назад
@@zloychechen5150 entertained*
@mp1557
@mp1557 4 года назад
Do you mean entertained? entered is something else;) I mean I certainly wouldn't be upset if James entered me :)
@ThatRandomGuy20
@ThatRandomGuy20 4 года назад
Are you not entertained?
@ronmastrio2798
@ronmastrio2798 4 года назад
Entering people while sipping wine and making processed meat sandwiches sounds like something James does in one of his special clubs.
@hayleykhan896
@hayleykhan896 Год назад
This has concluded to me that i could listen to James May read the telephone directory quite happily!
@jczer1972
@jczer1972 3 года назад
“It has an industrial texture” If that doesn’t temp you...
@vtr0104
@vtr0104 4 года назад
Me: *hungrily watching the SPAM get cut James: I can sense you salivating through the Internet... Me: He knows! o___O
@renz1013
@renz1013 4 года назад
Yeah you can't get the same out of Gordon Ramsey videos to be honest
@alasdairgillis
@alasdairgillis 4 года назад
You have to fry the Spam in a skillet beforehand, but I imagine in the 70's this would have been viewed as witchcraft.
@thetman0068
@thetman0068 4 года назад
Not here in the US! Fried bologna and Spam was a staple here!
@iamthelaw69
@iamthelaw69 4 года назад
In many countries, they don't bother to cook the spam, just eats it as is. It's lazy, but it works.
@ppoonjr
@ppoonjr 4 года назад
Yeah we always browned SPAM before eating it or else the gelatinous stuff doesn’t melt. Lol
@jshepard152
@jshepard152 4 года назад
@@thetman0068 Mmmm. Fried bologna is the most delicious shit.
@joelfernandes9814
@joelfernandes9814 4 года назад
Yeah it tastes way better fried
@matthewb9955
@matthewb9955 3 года назад
“Part of the word spam is two thirds of the word ham”, cracked me up XD
@nickdanger3802
@nickdanger3802 Год назад
As a consequence of World War II rationing and the Lend-Lease Act, Spam was sold in the United Kingdom. British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher later referred to it as a "wartime delicacy."[13][14] In addition to increasing production for the U.K., Hormel expanded Spam output as part of Allied aid to the Soviet Union.[15] In his memoir Khrushchev Remembers, Nikita Khrushchev declared: "Without Spam, we wouldn't have been able to feed our army."[7][16]
@jimothyturtle3331
@jimothyturtle3331 4 года назад
1989, "2020 the world will be so different" 2020, led in bed and quite seriously watching James May eat a spam sandwich.
@m.w.6526
@m.w.6526 4 года назад
Look at 2020 now..
@darth6466
@darth6466 3 года назад
Yes
@larastevanato1512
@larastevanato1512 4 года назад
Mum: why are you watching James may eat a sandwich Me: You wouldn’t get it
@CockatooDude
@CockatooDude 4 года назад
Me: Watch it and you'll understand.
@haroldellis9721
@haroldellis9721 4 года назад
For those who understand, no explanation is needed, for those who do not, no explanation will suffice.
@socarlo2
@socarlo2 4 года назад
@@haroldellis9721 correct
@stankfanger1366
@stankfanger1366 4 года назад
This is my favorite exchange I've read on RU-vid today.
@alasdairgillis
@alasdairgillis 4 года назад
@@haroldellis9721 hear hear, well said lad
@keepingmodern6161
@keepingmodern6161 3 года назад
I love opening Spam cans and also just looking at them in the cupboards.
@werdumed6665
@werdumed6665 3 года назад
'Spam very simple, these days it has a ring pull' BARS
@tias4837
@tias4837 4 года назад
Nobody: James May: "Smells a bit like cat food, that's not a bad thing." A special, special man this James May. Like a intelligent Karl Pilkington.
@tazzerdevil98
@tazzerdevil98 4 года назад
You saying Karl's not intelligent
@atourdeforce
@atourdeforce 4 года назад
Karl is way more intelligent, anyone who doesnt realise hes playing a simpleton is kinda dumb, it takes a very smart man to act like a simpleton. Also anyone who eats 40 year old canned ham whilst stuck in the middle of the North pole is pretty stupid. By all means bring it home and try it where it doesnt matter too much if you get sick, but in the middle of the North pole is pretty retarded. I love that he tried it, but not in the middle of nowhere.
@ErinTurco21
@ErinTurco21 4 года назад
Karl you idiot play a record
@roblinnbailey2359
@roblinnbailey2359 4 года назад
Don’t talk shite twice
@atourdeforce
@atourdeforce 4 года назад
@Ku I dont think you quite get what I'm trying to say. Karl is almost certainly acting!! James May is not.
@XOIIOXOIIO
@XOIIOXOIIO 4 года назад
"That's... for something else" We found the weapon used in the future to finally kill Jeremy Clarkson.
@zeroThreeSixHD
@zeroThreeSixHD 3 года назад
I love the simplistic brutalism of their set- literally a white drywall room in a garage with absolutely zero proper lighting or soundproofing. Just two intelligent blokes making simple sammies.
@bobparker9511
@bobparker9511 3 года назад
Brilliant! Well played Capt. slow.
@Psychlist1972
@Psychlist1972 4 года назад
"That's around 4mm" Slices off at least 10mm
@V8_screw_electric_cars
@V8_screw_electric_cars 4 года назад
Way too thick for 70s or even in modern times actually.
@thehouseofcha1nsaw_
@thehouseofcha1nsaw_ 4 года назад
one shot of vodka
@davidgutierrez8297
@davidgutierrez8297 4 года назад
1cm?
@Psychlist1972
@Psychlist1972 4 года назад
@@davidgutierrez8297 Yes. You understand the conversion. :) I do a lot of machining and woodworking in metric. The measurements are almost always given in mm rather than cm, even when the size is well over a meter.
@ilyarepin9490
@ilyarepin9490 3 года назад
Other home cooking channels: Here's a rundown on the french mother sauces FoodTribe: "half of the word SPAM is the same as two thirds of the word Ham"
@avishai7830
@avishai7830 2 года назад
Lol I love Alex (who I assume you're referencing) and FoodTribe!
@davedisaster12
@davedisaster12 3 года назад
I've recently discovered pan fried spam slabs. It takes on a better more sausage-y texture as opposed to the atypical pork mush were all so accustomed to. Also tastes better imo
@ronsmith9251
@ronsmith9251 3 года назад
I’m enjoying these videos.
@arnienonymous4458
@arnienonymous4458 4 года назад
Of the three Top Gear blokes, James May is the one I think I would enjoy hanging out with.
@HimmelWeint
@HimmelWeint 4 года назад
I would have to agree with you James May just seems like a really personable guy. I'd say he'd be a joy to chat with over a nice cold one.
@BatLB
@BatLB 4 года назад
I would go with Hammond. He seems the most normal person out of the three. Would have an heated argument about the necessity of curbstones between street and walkway with jeremy tho.
@jayc3091
@jayc3091 4 года назад
Dennis Moore James may sleeping would be more entertaining than top gear without the trio
@dmlchannel3262
@dmlchannel3262 4 года назад
Of the three, Hammond is empirically the most "normal". May is a doddering fuss-pot, willing to argue the intrinsic worth of one blade of grass over another., and if you have anything but 100% English blood in your veins, you'd be wondering if Clarkson would launch an attack of racial and/or ethnic epithets and possibly assault you.
@dmlchannel3262
@dmlchannel3262 4 года назад
The "personality quirks" of May, Hammond and Clarkson have been "expanded" into commercial success... and all three have become quite wealthy from that process... but in the end, while all three are brilliant, Hammond IS Hammond, Clarkson IS an intolerant lout and May IS a doddering fuss-pot. I "appreciate" all three, but none of the three are "faking" their basic personalities. They are simply capitalizing on their individual personalities, despite you're thinking they are fundamentally "different" from them. I'll spare you "my interpretation" of the expression of particular "celebrity" individual personalities, as mine would mean no more than yours.
@Cooteeeee1995
@Cooteeeee1995 3 года назад
“Smells a bit like cat food but that isn’t a bad thing” Isn’t it? 😂😂
@FranklyWatchingYoutube
@FranklyWatchingYoutube 3 года назад
Exactly
@FranklyWatchingYoutube
@FranklyWatchingYoutube 3 года назад
She gave me Chlamydia
@Istehomo
@Istehomo 3 года назад
'rammed with yellowy goodness' beautiful!
@raggaeldestro8609
@raggaeldestro8609 2 года назад
He said "It smells a bit like cat food but that's not a bad thing." I love this.
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