Yeah this one kinda sucks, but I don't get unlimited characters for these, plus it's fun to just shit on the Dragonborn. #Jarlbalgruuf #Jarl_Balgruuf #Skyrim #Elderscrolls #Elder_scrolls
They have my housecarl, my steward, a pet dog trained in killing vampires, a carriage driver who's likely faced legitimate dangers along the plains of Skyrim, a bard, a horse willing to risk its life, the responsibilities with maintaining a farm and farm life, my wife, and each other.
So...four adults, three of which are only there bc it's their job, the fourth is your neglected spouse, and a few animals. Great. Not like they would want friends and a variety of people they can actually relate to. And even if everything was perfect about their lives, they still get ghosted by a parent after losing their bio-parents. I think DB should consider his friend's advice.
dam now I feel like shit, at least i always get married in skyrim so they have at least one parent, a Housecarl, and someone else who just watched over my estate + inigo chilling in my home thanks to mods and i give them pets... but dam... this man who killed his wife and threw her under the bridge? he's telling me what to do??? fuck... i gotta get better :|
Jarl ballin i understand your point about how i should be more at home with my kids but you arent around to see how often i make time for them and that after a mission i return home to drop off my spoils and spend a few days enjoying time with my family lydia is around all the time one of your own men so you know they are capable to keep the kids safe not only that but as a powerful mage i have taught them defensive spells that can save their life and are honestly more capable than your average bandit I will however see you point about how they should be with other kids their age and will move to whiterun to ensure they have a healthy childhood -Dragonborn
not even the dragonborn could speak such wise words. thank you jarl of whiterun I will bring those kids to the city so they may experience the joy of playing with other children their age.
@@seymoorepoone9512well, you could attempt it yourself if you understand how to make mods, otherwise, nexus has a lot of Modders, you could try to contact mod authors there or on alternative mod sites.
I could try that yeah that’s cool that’s a good idea. But do ya think they’ll communicate with someone who has no problems calling themselves Seymoore Poone? Idk bro. I might get into trouble. They might send the Pinkerton’s after me.
My jarl, I see my children everyday because Installed that teleporter platform thal allows me to teleport to winterhold and my numerous secret laboratories accross tamriel in an instant, think of it as a magical door if you don't know what teleporting is. I also provide my children with arcane education which allows them to join the college of winterhold by the time they are 16 years old. Not to mention how I leave them around 5000 drakes monthly to cover expenses and gift them with harmless magical trinkets to further their education in a form of a play, I think I gave them a wooden sword that instantly kills any common vampires that your guards let inside the city due to their incompetence. Despite being a necromancer, I'm still superior father when compared to you. Both of our children worship mephala but at least that was my intention to begin with.
This is why i take my kids with me slaying dragons etc. just don't resurect your children over and over. they get scary. having Lucia with a skeleton face was my nightmare.
I mean, you're the Thieves Guildmaster, Listener for the Dark Brotherhood, and Thane of the Hold, I'm pretty sure even the scuzziest Ratway vermin would be laying in puddles so your kids could walk over their backs just to stay on your good side.
I mean my Dunmer Dragonborn chose Riften…and my wife and kids for my Khajit Dragonborn like Hendraheim. And my Bosmer Dragonborn chose just outside Rorikstead.
He forgot riften, never take your kids to riften. As for me, Breezehome is my house of choice. Simple, but lovely design, with the Mrs there running her small store. Braith can be a jerk, but at least Lars is a good kid. Plus the kid in the park.
@@ManiacalToasterBrynjolf becomes the shady uncle, Maramal gives them a positive experience with religion, and the orphanage is full of children they already share common ground with from having been orphans.
Jarl Ballin’, with every concievable respect due to you, My Children are protected by Odahviing and are being taught Necromancy by Durnehviir. Do the kids need mortal Friends? The Demora I have summoned have proven to splendid babysitters.
Point taken But we live on the farm right next to rorikstead Not the middle of the woods I'll see about the house in solitude though Braith makes here a no go, I won't have Sophie be bullied
"Do your children know what you do for a living" I'm a war veteran a legate of the empire I'm nightingale of the thieves guild I'm the king of castle volkihar I'm the champion of every daedric prince I became hermaeus moras champion after killing miraak I'm thane of every hold What would my children think of that?
Hey, that shack in the woods has an undead wolf defending it, a house Karl on lone from the dark brotherhood in enough enchanted gear to fund a small army, every spell, skill, and story book in the country, a garden full of interesting foods to cook in one of only 5 ovens known to man, a shrine to every god ( yes, even that one) and each has a dragonbone dagger with both paralyze and fear enchantments on them to discourage encounters. As long as they don't accidently brew some poisons, they should be fine.
Well balgruf, most of the children I adopted were going to basically die or worse. And if god howard allowed, I'd use my immense wealth, power and influence to adopt every single orphaned kid in skyrim and give them the best house in solitude and assign them my best house carl to watch over them. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a troubled child called lucia to adopt and give a proper home, other kids I adopted to interact with and a loving house carl. More than you've ever done.
Honestly, the only two good cities for kids in Skyrim are Whiterun and Solitude. Riften is filled with crime, Windhelm is run by Yahtzees, and Markarth is under attack by the Forsworn and basically ruled by a corrupt slaver family.
@@FrancoEchidna Corruption, slavery, cannibals, stone beds, hookerpriests, forsworn, a house with influence of Molag "freaking" Bal... But the houses are really nice and the architecture is cool.
Yeah I ignore stuff that's cut or not actually said. Like how people say he murdered his wife because of the skeleton in the water. The actual writing and level design are mostly unrelated in Bethesda games, so I only focus on stuff people would actually know.
@@ManiacalToaster that's fair enough, just thought it was funny that this dude's got the most annoying and possibly dangerous kids in the country (other than Aventus)
