The Jarl of Whiterun is moving up in the world. The skooma must be making him overconfident. #ai #aivoice #elderscrolls #memes #skyrim #jarl #skyrimmemes
If you try to take my adopted children away, there will be a new High King before your throne has a chance to get warm. So saith the Dragonborn. Write that down, baby.
I literally cannot encounter the little orphan girl selling flowers without immediately feeling like I had to adopt her. Even if I dont have a house yet.
Jarl of Whiterun?! Well looks like I'm all in with High King baby Balgruf. He shall have the support of the Companions, College of Winterhold, Dark brotherhood, theives guild, Dawngaurd and the financial and military backing of me the Dragonborn and future Jarl of Whiterun.
I joined them on my first playthrough because I thought the imperials would have just sent me back to an execution, as an argonian. I thought it was weird that you'd be forced to side with the racist faction after a while and after I saw the stormcloaks replace Balgruuf, I immediately regretted it and searched for a work around. After realising that I could join the imperials I've never looked back.
*meanwhile, the dragonborn engaged time shout, stole everything of value from his house as and perched it in an awkward looking but perfectly balanced pile in the front of dragonsreach the moment he tried disputing the dragonborn's ability* "Lol" said the dragonborn "Lmao"
Balgruuf: I am High King! His court: Noooo! We have only one hold, Imperials and Stormcloaks are going to steamroll us! Dragonborn: Huh, fighting whole of skyrim? Finally something that sounds like a challenge! I will help you, High King!
