Jeff Dunham Admits No Woman Has Ever Said 'Ventriloquist, That's Hot' 

Legend has it, Jeff is still trying to finish his story

dated a girl and brought her back to his place, not to get lucky but to scare the crap out of her. lol

If Jeff ever makes a female character, she’d NEVER let him talk. 😂😂😂

Hes the coolest ventriloquist

It's hard enough to tell a story to one woman, but two women is damn near impossible

Rich Ventriloquist: That's Hot Poor Ventriloquist: That's weird

Never go on a talk show with 2 women if you ever want to finish your story

$60 million net worth for not being normal. Go Jeff!!!!!!

Jeff’s a cool dude. A quick wit and very personable. It’s no wonder he’s been such a success.

Jeff is one of the best comedians EVER. This guy is so underrated, he's a genius.

Legend says he is still completing the story.. 😶😶😶

JEFF-FA-FAAAAAAA!!! DUN-HAAAAAAM!

The constant interrupting is annoying. Let Jeff tell the story

"LET ME GIVE YOU THE STORY" (0:49)....ladies, let the man talk

Beth, please let him tell the hilarious story uninterrupted. 😀

"I'm gonna keep talking until you subscr-" Me:*Clicks pause button* "You underestimate my power"

I was with Jeff in Europe. We were just kids and Jeff knew he wanted to be a ventriloquist even back then and he was good. We were riding on the tube in Paris. We had these white windbreaker jackets and Rodger, our choir director, had his rolled up, tucked in his arms, looking to all the world like a tiny baby in a blanket. Rodger was standing and Jeff started to make subtle baby noises throwing his voice to make the white blanket sound like a mildly fussy baby. Rodger would bounce the bundle and the baby noises would bounce too. On the other side of the car were several seated middle aged French women. They had become quite interested in the little white bundle in Rodger's arms. They moved forward in their seat and craned their necks to try and get a better look. At this point Rodger looks at Jeff and says "now?" To which Jeff replied "NOW." Rodger took the rolled up windbreaker and shook it out and three pare of arms shot out to catch the poor baby but there was no baby! They look surprised and then began to laugh. They had been had and they knew it. Jeff is a good guy, one of the best.

"I won't stop talking unless y" Pause is a wonderful button. Not gonna lie, only reason you got my view was cause Jeff Dunham was there.

Jeff is so talkative even without his dummies 🤣

“Dummy”. Best license plate ever.

“I will not stop talking until you-“ *pause*

Sees Peanut in the thumbnail: The video: Jeff Dunham getting interrupted for 3 minutes straight

My 7 year old son practices ventriloquism daily. He loves Jeff Dunham and Sherry Lewis(lamb Chop)

I'm so dissappointed, Peanut was in the tumbnail but he didn't appear in the video, he's my favorite and the reason I cliked

3:11 Legend says that she’s still talking to this day

Can someone explain to me how Deff Junham can have two dummies talking at the same time while he's talking? And with no hands.

"Let me get to the story!" Jeff said what we were all thinking.

where's the tape, I want to see that tape so badly now

His voice sounds really tired. I would just like to show appreciation towards his line of work. Because he doesn’t just come up with his own material and puppets, he uses special techniques to speak and a vast range of voices so incredibly often. If anything I’m the most impressed by how LONG he’s been doing this rather than how huge he’s become.

Would have been nice if that actually let him finished his story

"Shooting the couch" that reminds me of something.

He’s a comedian that uses ventriloquist skills as a part of his show and he’s actually funny.. Plus that he’s already a ‘Made It’ comedian.. He’s basically a chick magnet.. Funny and rich..

Now that Jeff is worth a billion dollars he has many women saying “Ventriloquist? Thats hot!”

You girls still love guys who can make you laugh.

Can you lady's please let the guy talk instead of talking over him ffs it's annoying

“Don’t walk away from me” huh? I’m actually laying down on my bed 🛌

Omg! I just got yelled at because I did something similar to my lady!!!! 😂🤣 that’s the best prank EVER!!! (She loved the prank and laughed so don’t rip on me!)

Jeff is one of the best ventriloquists .

Ah man I so want to play that trick on my relatives.😹 And it’s so awesome to see someone else who talks as much as I do.😹

Jeff cracks me up! I love this story.

As a reviewer that Jeff Dunham is one of the best in the area of comedy that I had seen his Las Vegas show which drew a full house and some of the best . The many creations has Jeff Dunham has is one of the best shows that I've seen .

I love Kelly and Beth Behrs.

Hilarious story. I bet if his hands were tied, he wouldn't say a word. He really talks with his hands

That is commitment to ones craft. Comedy first.

Wow I didn’t realize how long it’s been since I’ve watch a Jeff Dunam special. As a kid I watched his Christmas special like at least 100 times. It was my go to on car rides bc it was funny but also easy to fall asleep to for some reason😂 anyway I heard his voice and immediately it took me back. It’s was weird.

Just imagine, Walter and Madame on the same stage.... that would be funny as hell

Perfect example of: Intelligent people speak because they have something to say. Idiots speak because they think they have to say something. I think this a quote from Einstein.

when my mom was alive she loved peanut and Jose Jalapeno on a stick

He’s so awesome and funny!!! He makes me laugh all the time!!!!

Proof, years of hard work pays off. You go jeff.

I like the fact that he builds his own dummies.

Who thinks if there's a new Space Balls movie, Jeff should be Lone Star's father's brother's cousin's former roommate who plays with Dark Helmet's dolls?

Damn, allow him talk, damn.

If you combine the intellect of these two blonds you get the equivalent of one of his characters. Peanut.

Sounds like a good plan to get someone to break up with you 😂

What a patient man! How he stopped himself saying “shut up bitches”

We saw Jeff live! He was great!!!!

Oh my god the woman’s laugh “WaHAhaHAha “snort”

One word can sum that up: Damn!

I got to see him live, he’s so funny😂

Absolutely not going to walk away. I'm going to run. Usain Bolt couldn't catch me. Eeew.

"I will not stop talking until you subscribe" Nope you definitely didn’t stop talking during the interview.

Where's the video with Peanut? The thumbnail is why I even clicked to watch, because I wanted to see Jeff and Peanut.

them southern bells just ain't got no sense !!

Jeff: no woman has ever said 'ventriloquist, thats hot' Terry Fator: am i a joke to you?

This man owns the Batmobile. He wins.

My God Kelly, never knew you ate the whole thing!

could you imagine being a ventriliquist comedian at a funeral...the temptation would be too much.

Hahah best prank. Nice texan accent btw

"I'm not gunna stop speaking until yo-" *closes video*

Kelly, please keep your mouth shut when Jeff is trying to talk! 🤭

Love that "this just became a Dateline special" LOL

I would love this without the two ladies interjecting every 10 seconds.

I want to see that video (of her reacting to the moving dummy)! 🤣

My first and last time watching this show, stop talking over the guy! Take some lessons from Graham Norton on how to be polite to your guests.

Really guys' this is the lady who replaced steve harvey show ... God Almighty have mercy 😂

The ending where she talks continuously makes me get out of here as quick as possible

Jeff Dunham & Keanu Reeve are vampires.. They never age!

He is awsome. Got to see him in person once and it was way worth it

I love Jeff Dunham. I love this story.

The whole time he was building up to the tape and recording her I was getting more and more grossed out! Thank God it wasn’t for what I thought it was!

well you see Jeff is making them both talk so the story will never end lol

He should've saved it and brought it to the show for us to see.

Jeff and David Strassman doing a show together would be a show for the ages

This poor guy had very difficult life choices to make. Most of you didn’t know how expensive his dolls are and can be to make. Jeff, was early 30’s married, lost his marriage because his one doll reportedly cost him north of $50,000 to build and his wife was not supportive. This was before he was very well known and earning well. Today, his dolls cost much more to build and he makes incredible money but that divorce really hurt him.

Someone else said the same thing I will you're lucky you got a word in edgewise with two women in the room LMAO

I Love Kelly,they finally gave her a show just so they can monetize the time she's talking,smart people

Good thing he has daughters so he wouldn't lose his cool 😂😂

I wish he had a dummy that looked like Chucky!! When he pulled that prank.

I wish he'd used Walter's voice and told the two cackling hens to "Shut the hell up!"

Frustrating trying to listen to Jeff’s story and they keep butting in. Love ya Kelly but be a little less talki when your guests are talking!

Omg, this triggers my PTSD. Insanely reminded me of my ex wife & her mother yapping away

Anyone voted thumbs down..does not enjoy laughing so hard your guts hurt .. way too go Jeff your the best !!!

That's funny but I'm so sorry for that girl. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

He's so cool, I've always been a fan. 🙌

Hahah I came here for Jeff Dunham and well I too have to stop and press the button after hearing the ending part 😂😂😂...

I can't look at that name without thinking it should be censored after watching that movie.

You would have won America’s Funniest Home Videos had you submitted the tape to the television show!

Yes, bring on Fluffy!!

I like Jeff Dunham AND Kelly Clarkson