Jeff Foxworthy's Fact's Of Life 

How bizarre is it REALLY? Humans have dealt with everything that we are for thousands of years. Nothing has changed, except the technology.

As far as “ praying for tommy” with us it’s the opposite. I get the text, my husband asks all those questions 😂😂

Everyone can always get behind him no matter your affiliation lol agreed

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It is harder to be funny without being crude. He's the best there is.

He said “shit”

@@jackcobb1090 I agree, most comedy has so much vulgarity. He won't stup that low

He uses his puppets to do his swearing for him. . .

​@@NatandGeorgeWrong Jeff. You're thinking of Dunham. This is Foxworthy.

Hello Susan How are you doing today?

And the movie theatre lol

There is à great video of Bill Engvall and keñ Davis tar is hilarious. Look it up😅

That is why you never never never eat food that fell on the floor, even if it's less than five seconds.

People usually get funnier as their years go on. This is a terrible example.

26 and I have done that.

I screamed 😂😂😂🤣

Besides the scrape and the brush stroke my only difference was a water hose instead of a puddle 🤣

@@rapidfirer56water with the thumb attachment for pressure adjustment 😂

I always found the side to side brush on the grass to be more effective.

I cried at that joke 🤣😂

Oh my God! It was so true that I couldn't stop laughing!

2000s kid and these all still ring true Lmao

2000s kid some of that ain't accurate he's right about the writing I don't have good hand writing but I did play in the yard growing up rather than on a device

That is why it is funny. Most of us have done it exactly as he described.

It's in the bottom left corner starting around 0:08 Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy: We've Been Thinking

@@Edgemaster72 Thanks! I don't know how I missed that.

Trust me if you want a bit of comedy with your horror sit near black people during the movie. You will get the most hilarious running commentary on the sheer stupidity of said characters. We will actually talk to the screen as if said actors can actually hear us saying things like dude! Get out of the house! Or wtf?! Don't split up are you mental??... I wouldn't investigate that strange noise if I were you... Or my favorite DON'T GO DOWN IN THE BASEMENT!! 🤣

I’ve never experienced it (I’m never going to a horror movie…Ever! 😂), but I know the women in my family, so I can hear it clearly! Lol

It's y'all. 😄

@@tinydancer7426 I have the bad southern draw so it gets drugged out 🤣🤣

@@davidlee6253 Like I should talk. Marylander here. South of the Mason Dixon line, so technically southern, but never thought myself to be. Then came the day I was in Syracuse NY helping my son to settle in for his summer co-op and while talking with rep with the local mass transit to sort out bus schedules (concept totally foreign to my son) the rep asked me where I was from. When I said Maryland, he said, "Ah, I thought you were from the south." Me - ????? I said, "I'm not from the south." Rep said, "Well, I thought you were because of your southern darwl." Me again - ????? I turned to my son and told him what the rep said, and my son said, "Well mom, yeah, you do have a southern accent, I only noticed it since I have been in Rochester at school." After I finished my convo with the rep, I asked my son, "Well, you were born and bred in the same place I was, how come YOU don't have a drawl?" It is true, raised in the same community, but his pronunciation is completely devoid of any taint of southern accent. God figure.

@@tinydancer7426 🤣 we've done rubbed off on ya. Especially done got the taste for sweet tea

@@davidlee6253 Well, no. I don't like sweet tea (makes my teeth itch), Dr says it is a no no with my type 2 diabetes, and, really, I am not supposed to drink much tea cuz of kidneys stones (yep, much tea can cause'em to form or, if'n ya got one, cause it to git bigger. But, I do enjoy a good glass of lemonade (yeah, sugar there too, but the acid from the lemons is a good deterrent to the stones .... so that drink is a catch 22). It sucks getting old and being blessed with the legacy of family ailments.(Thank you mom, thank you dad).

Eat it with out milk!😮

Skit

The worst derogatory on earth .... Wicked.

You are the best Jeff Foxworthy

Yeah when we were young we ran around barefooted half the time. Dog poop between the toes was a fact of life! 😂

What do you mean by conservative comedy? Just curious.

True, there was nothing political, just funny jokes, as comedy should be. I miss those days.

@@JustPolar98 Watch Kimmy Jimmel for a minute and then think the opposite of WTF that is.

It's a segment in the special