And that's when I saw over the smoking, charred horizon, through the wreckage and the carnage ... it was Jeff Goldblum, and I knew everything was going to be OK 👌
@@1Dubbelman he's 20 something years older than me so not being ageist... FUCK this was painful and his bit is so OVERRATED (get it). I don't get why he's "back".
This is not "weird", this is a genuine fundamental insight. You fucking confused imbecil(s)... It's just rare to find someone express it so casually. Compare to "ego cogito ergo sum", for example. It is a genuine wisdom. Of course it's not popular on the internet, where everyone is an entitled popularist creep, making "private" something "weird", thinking this is even normal (it's a new pathology of dumbasses and shit-heads)...
@@bravetherainbow Thanks for pointing that out, it is actually not "weird", just to those confused idiots who think every learning or genuine insight is "weird". It's almost a trivial, but important and essential point.
One of the finer aspects of the outer... The sweetest leftover from your childhood... Cronenberg should shoot a movie where Goldblum is turned into Sissy Spacek's eyelashes.
this video perfectly summarizes what makes him so great; in the majority of the videos in this series, the celebrities in them have given short, simple responses - but he clearly thought about his answers to each question in so much depth and turned some of them into stories. he's so captivating and that's why we love him!!
This bright man seems like the kind of person who'd talk to you in a coffee shop about everything/anything and you'd look outside and realize it's dark and you've been listening to him talk for 6 hours.
Watch *The World According to Jeff Goldblum*. He’s so cute in it, he just talks about stuff that interests him, and he goes into deep detail. I love this ice cream episode, where he tries to find out why ice cream is a comfort food. He’s so smart and amazing
He's adorable, funny, charming, intelligent, and amazingly strange all at once. I love every bit of it. He's so intriguing and delightful. We need more Jeff Goldblum in our lives.
I generally don’t go in for this whole “Jeff Goldblum as meme “ thing, but I I offer you no bullshit when I say that this legitimately should have like 16 million views.
I've been a Christian since *BIRTH* and I say that to say this : If *JEFF* release a *BIBLE 2.0* based on his outlook on life & it's trials & tribulations and is in form as an Audio Book then , needless to say , I would be purchasing *1 MILLION COPIES !*
Relevant personal anecdote: Once, in June of 2015, I decided to go to a high school grad party on 300ug of acid, with my psychonaut friend also at the party, but sober. My come-up was perfectly manageable, but about two hours in I started to feel very frantic at the bougey, family-oriented function, so I found my buddy and asked if he could drive us out to the woods to smoke a bowl. Of course he was completely empathetic so we drove off to go smoke, after which I felt way better. At this point, my friend casually mentions that he's supposed to see Jurassic World later with his (heavily Mormon) family, and that he's feeling inclined to eat some doses beforehand. Of course I, already tripping and always eager to encourage high-risk adventures, wholeheartedly supported his decision, so he eats two tabs (300ug) and we part ways as I head off to another friend's place. Almost eight hours later, right as I'm about to go to sleep, I get a very direct and stomach-churning text from my dosed buddy that reads "dude I'm in the hospital. I had a really bad seizure." Little did I know, his prescription dose of Lithium, a chemical that can become deadly when mixed with psychedelics, had recently been doubled. The already dangerous concoction that he had been subjecting his brain to during the last few months was now beyond life-threatening. During the first few minutes of Jurassic World, his vision began to turn to darkness as a literal black hole consumed his sight, at which point he began to seize up and his parents had to pull him out of the movie and call an ambulance. He was eventually alright afterwards, but that shook up his life quite a bit and honestly scared the crap out of me as well. Luckily I do not struggle with mental health issues and have never fucked around with anti-depressants, so I have avoided any nightmare trips like this, but the moral of the story remains: know what chemicals you're mixing together, don't be reckless, and don't see Jurassic World with your mormon family on a strong dose of L.
Thomas Hinds I also made the mistake of giving doses to someone who (unknown to me) was taking Lithium. Also ended in seizures. It was traumatic for everyone I think. Bad combination there.
I didn't know this. But I would add, if you have any mental illness, steer clear of psychedelics. One time I was tripping at a friends house and this chick that was diagnosed with bipolar decided to take some.. It was a horrible experience. She freaked out and locked herself in the bathroom and cut herself with a rusted pair of scissors.. It was horrific.
Getting Jeff Goldblum to do an over/under..The AV department at Pitchfork was so preoccupied with whether they could that they didn't stop to think if they should. LUCKY FOR US!
Man, if you're watching a double billing of Satyricon and Yellow Submarine, it's pretty much mandatory to be on acid 🤣 But seriously, this should go on for a million years with every conceivable subject.
I wish my phone sounded like him “Siri call my boss” “I...ummm....I’m making sure I heard you correctly, you said to call your bus? Very strange to own a bus, not what I would call practical unless you are of course in the business of transporting goods and people...And calling a bus? Yes, that is a problem I’ve never heard of a bus with a umm a a a, a phone! Yes. Unless of course you meant to call your Boss and in that case calling boss” -Jeff Siri
Bro Im way to high for all this shit 😂 I looked down at my phone right when he said he took Mescalin then like 10 seconds later I thought "Am I trippen or is he over divulging a fuck load of random information right now for no reason?"... Then continued watching to see & laughed my ass off till the very end... Just brilliant!
I thought it was going to take a much darker turn, maybe that's just my imagination, or thinking back on past experiences. I would say watching Wrong Turn and Boxing on acid is OVERRATING!
I chatted with Jeff after one of his jazz gigs a few years back. Great talker, of course, but also a surprisingly great listener. Seldom have I felt more valued by a stranger.
