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Jungle Jimmy - / mumkeyjones
Chills - / @chills
The Volgun - / @thevolgun
SkittenSays - / @skittensays
Donut Operator - / @donutoperator
Fredrik Knudsen - / @fredrikknudsen
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Jeff's Theme
Nihilore - Breaking Point
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Olivaw | Chasing The Light
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Spring in My Step
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Grieg | Morning Mood
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Tim Beek | Ghost
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Kevin MacLeod - Sad Times
Incompetech
Ether | Silent Partner
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@porci751 5 лет назад

I always thought this was a horrible story with a horribly written monster, but now it's clear to me, Jeff was only waiting for the right voice actor to shine

@cockroachstepper 5 лет назад

Why did I read your name as "Ricardo Milos"

@verycutetaco 5 лет назад

NCViper Because you're a meme intellectual

@cockroachstepper 5 лет назад

@TheMaster674 *literally hecking dies*

@tobythephantom9070 5 лет назад

@@cockroachstepper u got that

@dudeistpreist5721 5 лет назад

I'm convinced it's a troll pasta that got big.

@spookymagicong 5 лет назад

I love how this manages to be a high effort top tier youtube video and a low effort shitpost at the same time

@tiggytheimpaler5483 5 лет назад

The best of both worlds

@Thallium212 5 лет назад

Perfectly balanced...

@alinemorales9108 5 лет назад

I Galactic I as all things should be

@NineteenInFrench 5 лет назад

That's his specialty.

@Firesidetalker 5 лет назад

Perfect comment achieved. (+1)

@wendighoul 5 лет назад

Least believable part? Parents who name their kids Jeff and Liu. It's like, meet my kids, Billy, Fred and Junichiro

@tinseltina 5 лет назад

i assumed he was adopted

@gombie72 5 лет назад

Jeff

@tinseltina 5 лет назад

@@gombie72 yes jeff was adopted ;)

@alexwei3124 4 года назад

Especially because Liu usually is a surname, not a given name 😂👌

@ZorroCeleste1 4 года назад

The classic Aerith and Bob.

@williambutcher7429 2 года назад

I like how the officers just immediately believe Liu did it. They complete their entire investigation at Jeff’s house lmao

@julianbell9161 Год назад

They completed the investigation, the trial, and the sentencing in 20 minutes. Talk about efficiency

@koghs Год назад

La Noire be like

@ryanboggs5919 Год назад

Good ol police work

@skakirask Год назад

Also Liu is just randomly out of Juvie to be there for Jeff's face reveal.

@Kaylaw9 Год назад

It sounded like Jeff never got Liu's wallet back. Did the cops just not bother to check?

@moneyn100 5 лет назад

Top15 was the best casting choice ever made, Jeff is my favorite new anime.

@InternetDweller009 5 лет назад

My fav character is that barbara person

@brutallyhonest123 5 лет назад

I wasn't sure if he was just a text to speech program until this.

@the_names_t6841 4 года назад

see's own child's self inflicted wounds; 'honey get the gun.'

@tylerwaynes2107 4 года назад

Outstanding move.

@scavenger6576 4 года назад

And here I was thinking Jeff was the insane one...

@OwDaOm 4 года назад

@H M Oh my gosh you idiot do you not follow the Jeff the Killer Extended Universe? His mind and sanity break when he kills Randy. And then Randy... I guess like... admits to doing the bad thing... somehow?

@verycursed5585 4 года назад

@@OwDaOm ashduitasydiofoagdasd

@Jericho297 4 года назад

I never notice that kinda fucked up.

@nono9543 5 лет назад

As far as I’m concerned, Chills is the canon voice for Jeff.

@taxisalad 5 лет назад

No No legit, there’s a channel called Bad Creepypasta and bc of them for the longest time I loved the idea of Jeff sounding like a northern English miner who has 80 lumps of coal in his lungs

@tsg_frank5829 5 лет назад

23:39 So good.

@taxisalad 5 лет назад

TSG Frank it really is, if Sony really does go with that awful idea of a Creepypasta MCU fucktard thing, they NEED to hire Chills as Jeff

@super_shag8685 5 лет назад

he nailed it!

@theblazingflareon830 5 лет назад

@@taxisalad that, to me, will forever be jeff's true voice. Chill's is a close second though.

@Crysta11ize 2 года назад

god this story is SO much. the mental image of a bunch of 12 year olds whipping out glocks. parents finding out their young son stabbed a bunch people and being kinda bummed for an hour. a party of grown adults watching these middle schoolers smashing each other through furniture and shooting up a child's birthday party and just.... continuing to sip wine. jeff being literally right next to a shower while on fire and deciding 'nah, gonna throw myself down some stairs instead'. that this story is somehow one of the most popular and influential creepypastas of all time also who the hell keeps an OPEN container of bleach in their bathroom?

@dirtydan9785 2 года назад

Uhm, exkyuse you, the proper term is a *thing* of bleach! :nerd_face:

@DonVigaDeFierro 2 года назад

Man, we had some very terrible standards back then...

@ArDeeMee Год назад

@@DonVigaDeFierro Considering that the first Creepypasta was Ted the Caver, there really is no excuse. 😂

@tiktok-mc2nq Год назад

The story feels like if the Yakuza games got an animated show

@kathrineici9811 Год назад

When you’re 10, the 12 year olds are bigger and scarier. And spoopy faces can be enough to make you sleep with your lights on.

@hansypants 5 лет назад

Hearing Top15s' voice saying "Listen here you little punk" made my day

@LightYagami-wt1jw 5 лет назад

hi this is top 15s

@whynotanyting 5 лет назад

"It was a wonderful day"

@ricohernandez9969 5 лет назад

4:30

@a.5alah 5 лет назад

LiStEn HeRe YoU LiTtLe pUnK

@1293ST 5 лет назад

4:31

@akm1177 4 года назад

After recovering, Jeff realized he was truly living in a society.

@KJSykes 4 года назад

Fantomas 2137 woooosh(?)

@ericgodoleshi383 4 года назад

GHoStFaCe BOi no, not a whoosh

@zay9050 4 года назад

@@ericgodoleshi383 r/wosh

@ericgodoleshi383 4 года назад

garf jovi R/wansh insta normie wholesome 100 Keanu chungus 100

@matt-ct8vw 4 года назад

A Joker-style Jeff the Killer would bang, NGL

@callumsparrow4379 5 лет назад

“They moved into one of those ‘fancy’ neighbourhoods” Jeff & Liu both get mugged with knives on the first day. Definitely one of those fancy neighbourhoods, indeed.

@wissmiss1718 5 лет назад

By 12 year olds no less

@Kablam5 5 лет назад

By kids who aren't out of elementary, even.

@SashaSlvt 5 лет назад

Callum Sparrow fancy must have meant ghetto

@echillaoi451 5 лет назад

pretty relatable

@50c42 5 лет назад

maybe a fancy neighborhood in detroit

@DeathbyProxy 2 года назад

Obsessed with how the author uses the phrase "going bananas" in the most dramatic part of the story

@konnosx1213 Год назад

tbh the actualk creepypasta sais "going insane" they changed it for the meme not defendnig the writting of the original i am just explaining this detail

@mattwalters6834 Год назад

Classic 😂

@wimpyapple8093 5 лет назад

Jeff the Killer: Looks like Mark Zuckerburg, sounds like Chills. Genius casting choice.

@brosefstalin8181 5 лет назад

Its so much less scary when all you can think of when you hear his voice is "#15: Burger King Foot Lettuce"

@jigmekhesarnamgyelwangchuc9414 5 лет назад

Indeed its fucking awesome

@lonestars1158 5 лет назад

14:09 if only they couldve had chris ray gun voice the boy

@yanfei7782 5 лет назад

Even after the the shit he did to his face the Chills voice made it so hard foe me to take it seriously.

@jeremiasestevam4624 5 лет назад

@@brosefstalin8181 But it wasn't scary in the first place.

@ashes180-x7d 5 лет назад

Imagine spending all that money to move to a higher class neighbourhood only to find that it's stalked by pre-teens that carry knives and firearms. Life's rough sometimes.

@tiggytheimpaler5483 5 лет назад

Lol, you literally just described my middle school years

@freak3470 5 лет назад

thats what la is like

@Orsan_ 5 лет назад

Apparently they moved to a third world country neighborhood somehow.

@Orsan_ 5 лет назад

@Carmina Burana Shit's weird in the third world. Can confirm.

@theworldsmith5489 Месяц назад

Man, them fancy neighborhoods ain’t what they used to be. Inflation, amirite?

@BuglordSupreme 5 лет назад

When he got home his parents asked him how his day was and he said in a somewhat ominous voice: “Number 15, Burger King Foot Lettuce”

@moolate127 5 лет назад

I laughed the hardest at this comment.

@Renvil_ 5 лет назад

6:07 I had to hear it again, and the accuracy is more creepy than the pasta :O

@ThePainkiller9995 5 лет назад

Duuude im fuckin dying over here lmaoooo

@PHAToregon 5 лет назад

Nojus the Moth 😂🤣

@jonathanwilliams2320 5 лет назад

@@Renvil_ are you joking

@butterss1178 2 года назад

"His parents were sad and disappointed" As you can see by the dad's smile he truly is devastated

@harrietsmells 2 года назад

Lol

@SurplusTrader Год назад

One less vermint to be feed

@kyoukotoshino5600 5 лет назад

Why didn't jeff use the money he saved with honey, to bail his brother

@samharradence5689 5 лет назад

smh

@zedeon6299 5 лет назад

@blehh_mae 5 лет назад

because all the bail coupons were expired

@dedemickelson2803 5 лет назад

what ?

@Guppyg53 5 лет назад

but the plot progression

@letrokid1121 5 лет назад

-Randy: Dies from a punch to the heart. -Also Randy: Confesses to trying to kill Jeff despite being dead.

@un-capital3666 5 лет назад

They got Kraus to revive him long enough for a confession.

@melly4538 5 лет назад

@@Honorable_Judge_Mental they probably didn't stop the kids because, well... They had guns

@LikaLaruku 5 лет назад

Poor Randy... We never got to hear what he was wearing.

@Charlottedapup 5 лет назад

Randy probably told them before he died

@bigfatcarp93 5 лет назад

The confession was during the confrontation in the house, before he died.

@BloopTheNoop 4 года назад

“He picks up Jeff by the collar and throws him through the patio window” “Boys will be boys”

@Anonymations 4 года назад

Me and the boys throwing each others through the windows

@notjimpickens7928 4 года назад

@@Anonymations ah, the good ol days.

@SwiftNimblefoot 4 года назад

Yeah apparently all the parents were OK with this assault

@Zomfoo 4 года назад

Gillette! The best a man can get!

@darron13 4 года назад

I spit out my drink at that point

@ParkerTJames Год назад

I love how the parents at the party just watched a 3 v 1 child death match and didn’t interfere till one was dead and one was on fire.

@TheThing4444 4 месяца назад

What? And ruin free entertainment?

@hungryburger1170 2 месяца назад

That's the rules of Thunderdome.

@47jakobd 3 года назад

Jeff the Killer's burnt face reveal should have just been an unedited picture of yanderedev

@happymilk7433 3 года назад

Yes but, unfortunately, YandereDev was not a meme yet

@salfisher114 3 года назад

ACCURATE LMAI

@JeffTheCat_Official 3 года назад

LMFAAOOO

@facemcshooty6602 3 года назад

BROOOO

@h0lodm0966 3 года назад

NOT NOSELESS YANDEREDEV

@wanderingrandomer 5 лет назад

"He got a *weird feeling*. Not so much a pain, but... a *weird feeling*. He dismissed it as some random *feeling*" Truly, the pinnacle of the storytelling.

@callumsparrow4379 5 лет назад

@WanderingRandomer He got a feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night.

@dsandoval9396 5 лет назад

You're forgetting @ 18:56 , "...a thing of bleach fell on him..." If this doesn't put Shakespeare to shame, I don't know what will.

@user-wf8pv6zo1n 5 лет назад

Every creepypasta ever.

@alankusparmakov9330 5 лет назад

It's an abstract kind of feel

@circleplatinum383 5 лет назад

it was a *weird feeling*

@OfelieArt 4 года назад

Jokes on Jeff, Liu escaped and grew up to become an thief and pulled off a massive art heist in Stockholm

@RandomPerson-sh5uv 4 года назад

Epic crossover

@qwertyerror601 4 года назад

he even changed his name from jeffs brother to Nordstrom

@lukethekuya 4 года назад

Sundance Rejects Cinematic Universe? 😳😳😳

@pierrebegley2746 4 года назад

Imagine if he does a huge crossover Sundance Rejects episode with every Voice Actor so far!

@lukethekuya 4 года назад

@@pierrebegley2746 Yes! 😊

@ruggiebuggie3195 2 года назад

These bully characters are so extreme that they'd even make Stephen King roll his eyes. They bring guns to a kiddie birthday party and hold everybody up like bank robbers just to get back at a kid who refused to hand over his lunch money.

@tankhead2645 Год назад

It's funny, because basically the first piece of exposition was that they were in a nice neighborhood

@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 Год назад

@@tankhead2645 nicest neighbourhood in Baltimore

@mitsubachihachi9643 Год назад

@@tankhead2645 You're right- Then again, considering how the adult are, maybe the woman who said that was just lying

@skakirask Год назад

They also fight hard enough that the parents are scared away

@Hororrgun 5 лет назад

"Boys will be boys." Lost it at that part

@ax9637 5 лет назад

My name Jeff

@ax9637 5 лет назад

The fuck is tumblr, don’t make me take out my dragon dildo.

@soygato2722 5 лет назад

Dino Bot Mmm. Thats hot.

@someonetgg 5 лет назад

That part was amazing.

@arthurmorgan7532 3 года назад

Lol

@dantesdiscoinfernolol 4 года назад

"Jeff and his family are moving to a better neighborhood!" *Neighborhood is full of gang kids*

@concept5631 4 года назад

If the neighborhood full of child gangsters is better than wherever Jeff's family came from no wonder Jeff is psychotic.

@sil3ntsp3ct3r 4 года назад

Probably moved from Minneapolis lmaooo

@maf2528 4 года назад

just think about, the thats gave the guns to the brats

@nobody-xz9yw 4 года назад

@@maf2528 what?

@neveritoprint 4 года назад

He used to live in Iraq so that's technically the truth

@irlbear3591 4 года назад

There is LITERALLY NO need to add the lighter being thrown on the mirror and I applaud you for the masterpiece.

@Koobird784 4 года назад

Speaking of, lighters require the button to be held down to actually keep the flame going, so throwing it would do jack shit.

@HighlyRegardted 4 года назад

WildFox yeah but these badass 12 year olds have Zippo lighters from the trenches of WWII for some reason

@suezuccati304 4 года назад

Irl Bear more tought was put in this dumb video than in the text itself.

@Khunark 4 года назад

@I gRape Babies this entire story is just tryhard childcringe, no use debating logic

@tylerlackey1175 4 года назад

@@Khunark yeah even back when I was a kid and read/ listened to it i knew it was cringe. And this is coming from someone whos had a sasuke pfp for almost 7 years

@ewanedwards6822 2 года назад

I love how this story treated its bullies like 80s movies do by turning 12 year old delinquents into goddamn Mad max road raiders

@phoenixfire9176 5 лет назад

“Endgame is the most ambitious crossover in history” Internet Historian - “Hold my Harry Potter fanfiction”

@jasrenfro9856 5 лет назад

Only the highest quality of shit here.

@soygato2722 5 лет назад

yeah boah

@phonk162 5 лет назад

Fuck I was gonna say that

@sadvec6328 5 лет назад

Hold my *HONEY*

@johnsullivan186 5 лет назад

Phoenix Fire lol endgame was ambitiously awful

@Guy-mr8tl 5 лет назад

I feel bad for the billy kid. He got his birthday party interupted by a couple of kids with guns, and ended up having a fight at the end, and leaving a 12 year old child DEAD.

@TheBlueKoolAidMan 5 лет назад

>Be me >Been living in a fancy neighborhood for years >feelsgood.avi >Rich family moves in next door >They seem cool, mom invites them to my birthday party >Birthday arrives, get loads of presents and cake >The new kid arrives into the party >He seems weird, but whatever >Few minutes go by >All of the sudden, hear GUNSHOTS >Weird kid goes through the window, and gets fucking punched in the face by some other kid >Then weird kid starts going at the other kid, then he KILLS HIM >ohshit.jpg >Then his friends SHOOT AT HIM >They all run up stairs >Few minutes go by, and the weird kid comes downstairs, ON FIRE >The parents go tend to him, while the hospital is called >tfw two kids die on your birthday

@5udimax 5 лет назад

@@TheBlueKoolAidMan this is not 4chan sorry

@HowdyBones 5 лет назад

Spoilers

@LEFT4GABEN 5 лет назад

@@5udimax Fuck off Ledditor

@RinitaChan 5 лет назад

Technically, Kieth and Troy died too. So three kids end up D E A D

@TheNazkan 3 года назад

My favourite part of this entire story is that the thing that drove Jeff insane and turned him into a remorseless killing machine was not getting horribly mutilated, but getting bullied by a thirteen year old twice.

@Someone-zn4dh 3 года назад

I keep forgetting they are not 17 years old

@Satan.Himself 3 года назад

Wasn’t he around 20 years in the original?

@Satan.Himself 3 года назад

@@trollrat2828 oh okay, I read somewhere that he was around 20 or something in the original:)

@bellarora9478 3 года назад

The one I read was that he went insane because of the amount of drugs the doctors gave him...??

@olamideojetunde9419 2 года назад

@@trollrat2828 wait so you're me that they let an insane 13 year old kid go

@tomtheconqerur 2 года назад

I love how the cops pulled their guns on a kid for walking down the stairs in his own home.

@miurphey 2 года назад

They're definitely American cops lol

@sussysam2000 2 года назад

Wait till you guys see cops in Brazil

@guccimalcs 2 года назад

@@sussysam2000 lol like any self respecting person would willingly go to Brazil.

@arthas640 2 года назад

That's pretty accurate for America at least. I had a cop pull a gun on me once for walking up my own driveway: my neighbor bought something off Ebay that turned out to be stolen so despite voluntarily handing the stuff and all the info he had and not having any way of knowing the weed whacker was stolen the cops were making it out like he was some fence for stolen goods. I was a teenager, still about 20-30 pounds underweight from a severe illness, walking with a limp from a bad knee, and not exactly a threatening looking guy and this was all in a middle class suburb. Cop also threatened to shoot my puppy who was sitting down with a smile on her face and wagging her tail whenever anyone looked at her.

@ImmaLittlePip 2 года назад

Creepypasta Doctors and Cops are their own cosmic level of hilarity

@magosmarechferracioli1128 4 года назад

"He got a weird feeling. Not so much a pain, but a weird feeling. He dismissed it as just some random feeling." I am at a loss for words. Truly, this Creepypasta is a work of art.

@epicguy228 4 года назад

That's called puberty

@backerson5576 4 года назад

@@epicguy228 Correct.

@silentpenguin8399 4 года назад

That pickle got him really excited

@lf2208 4 года назад

I feel he missed the opportunity to put the Black Eyed Peas song under it everytime it’s mentioned

@chad4936 4 года назад

Stoner

@fernandosalas1581 4 года назад

Imagine jeff the killer stabbing you and as you where slowly dying of blood loss the last thing you heard was: *Num🅱️er 15*

@zomboss9242 4 года назад

ah yes

@diobrando7899 4 года назад

F O O T F U N G U S

@souvikmitra6161 4 года назад

*THE LAST THING YOU WANNA HEAR WHEN YOU ARE DYING OF STAB WOUNDS...*

@yeatnumber1Dmuncher 4 года назад

nUmBEr eLeVen, yOur fAthEr Will diE

@delirium1643 4 года назад

Burger King murder.

@misterman9523 5 лет назад

Imagine moving into a fancy neighbourhood and getting mugged by a bunch of twelve year olds with knives on your first day there

@theblackbaron4119 5 лет назад

Those crotch goblins are usually in kneeing hight. So raising your leg with moderate speed should put an end to this.

@spicyair710 5 лет назад

Imagine having a gang of 12 year olds that have lighters, guns, and knives.

@theblackbaron4119 5 лет назад

@@spicyair710 Yeah that's some really anti establishment parenting going on. It's that kind of parents that think making and enforcing rules is going to make their kids resent them. They are so pathetic that they want their kids to like them at any given moment because they themselves can't deal with rejection. Thus allowing them to have shit like this and not punishing them for it.

@spicyair710 5 лет назад

@@theblackbaron4119 I was just saying how unrealistic it was, not talking about bad parenting...

@favoritemustard3542 5 лет назад

-first- **2nd* day YW '°'

@remsleep2480 2 года назад

This creepypasta was a lot scarier when nobody knew it and it was just kind of a playground legend. The story I heard in elementary school was that Jeff the killer was a kid that got tortured and the torture made him insane, and he just kinda lurks across America finding victims. The real story is actually way shittier than the version I remember that scared me as a kid.

@NikolasoGames Год назад

That sounds kinda cool that some of the creepypastas would become walking 'myths'.

@atticuskoch2965 11 месяцев назад

Yeah I heard something similar, except that he lived somewhere in my hometown

@Naev0w0 11 месяцев назад

@@NikolasoGamesthats how it was back in the early 2010's At least that's how it was for me. All these stories weren't from all the 10 year old kids individually finding the story. It was almost always just a roaming story, someone's older brother told them and they told their friends and it spread like a gigantic game of telephone.

@four-en-tee 3 месяца назад

@@Naev0w0 Its a shame that only really the Slenderman and the Rake managed to earn this sort of urban myth status. Jeff could've easily became a legend akin to the Clifton Bunny Man if he had a better story. Like, i can get over the supernatural stuff in Jeff vs Jane. The problem is just the writing.

@Naev0w0 3 месяца назад

@@four-en-tee almost every myth or fable happened that way. Someone's grandma told them, and they told their grandkids, poorly remembered and half understood it mutated and evolved into what it is today.

@HappyPotat 5 лет назад

Child bullies armed with knives and guns with every adult being incompetent? What is this? A Stephen King novel?

@ihvojd 5 лет назад

TheHappy_P0tat0 I wouldn’t be surprised

@starlight5973 5 лет назад

Wait it isn't?

@rileyodonnell8867 5 лет назад

TheHappy_P0tat0 Quick! Get the crazy Christians and make the story set in Maine!

@lyonsmaneproductions3431 5 лет назад

ahahaha clever dawg

@jrickducking6685 5 лет назад

Steven King unofficial spinoff

@johnbiever4204 4 года назад

Some actors just own their roles. Robert Downey Jr. IS Iron Man. Harrison Ford IS Indiana Jones. Heath Ledger IS the Joker. And most of all Chills IS Jeff the Killer.

@jacknedry3925 4 года назад

STOP! Jack Nicholson is the Joker!!!

@raikoedgymoto 4 года назад

@@jacknedry3925 no mark hammill obviously is the joker

@DDub04 4 года назад

Harrison Ford is also Han Solo

@jacknedry3925 4 года назад

@@raikoedgymoto, he does the voice, THAT'S IT.

@danjac354 4 года назад

@@jacknedry3925 no, Drew Russell is the obvious one.

@Yamezzzz 4 года назад

I hate how Mark Zuckerberg's face is now linked with Chills' voice in my head.

@whitewolf757 4 года назад

I find it wonderful and horrific

@ironwoodnf 4 года назад

@@whitewolf757 I... I think we might be brothers...

@whitewolf757 4 года назад

@@ironwoodnf I think you might be right, Mr. Ironwood Jones

@ironwoodnf 4 года назад

@@whitewolf757 😂😂😂 dunno how I thought you were gonna know my name, I suppose I been eating to much fecal matter.

@gregbaranszky545 4 года назад

Yeah but it’s a perfect fit.

@vandarkholme8548 6 месяцев назад

My favorite part is when Jeff punches a kid so hard his heart stops, like he's a Shaolin kung fu master.

@EvilDoresh 5 месяцев назад

And he still had time to confess his crimes.

@BaeCat872 5 лет назад

So big fan of these “reading trash fan fiction” series, 10/10 definitely continue

@AdzSONLINE 5 лет назад

Excuse me this is quality literature

@officergutsy5274 5 лет назад

BaeCat 666 likes let me ruin this and get you 667 likes

@aneuringraystock 5 лет назад

music is perfect too, though it annoys me that i can’t find the hospital them

@trapperhewitt6478 5 лет назад

This is actually the original story and its crazy how popular it is for being written like ass

@Thallium212 5 лет назад

This and my Immortal are my ISHHHH

@incongruous4 5 лет назад

I think we all know the real cause of Jeff's bloodlust. All those violent video games

@moleman3708 5 лет назад

Too much Slime Rancher. Game turned him into a violent monster.

@big_fungus4508 5 лет назад

Its always that damn tetris, so provocative

@cornonthekobi 5 лет назад

Goddamn that "mad avians" on my son's youPhone

@suedeheadd 5 лет назад

too much minecraft peaceful mode.

@IamshinyCM 5 лет назад

He was a straight A student until he discovered My Little Pony: Pinkie Pie's party for the DS and it has been a downward spiral ever since

@timjennings4342 2 года назад

The fight scene was written like a Yakuza set piece. I’m pretty sure those are heat moves. I can’t believe Randy crashed the Tojo Clan birthday party with only 2 guys, what a badass.

@ShadicRothZz1998 Год назад

Damn shame the Killer of The Tojo was there, but he did a fucking number on him.

@kingtut5520 Год назад

Three 12 year olds taking on the entire Tojo clan and winning sounds like an actual substory in Yakuza 0.

@mattwalters6834 Год назад

Or like Jason Bourne 😂

@WolfWalrus Год назад

It seriously is like the Randy Everywhere system the way he pops up like "Jeff-chan!!"

@peterchasten2790 5 лет назад

*Are you ok?* says the mother after she let her son be stabbed, lit on fire, shot at and is lying there in the hospital covered in wounds and casts. Yeah, I think he's fine.

@aceman0000099 5 лет назад

_I'm _*_f i n e_*_ mom_

@NiumeLTU 5 лет назад

I just read your comment while I watching the eact part.

@australiananarchist480 5 лет назад

Not in that order

@Icetea-2000 5 лет назад

Yeah it really shows how bad some creepy pastas are. I mean, seriously, that one scary face I’ve seen so many times in all those years has a backstory probably written by a twelve year old? Come on, this is like when you’re telling a story to kids and you’re making up how the story continues on the fly because you have no idea what you’re actually writing or saying. Nevertheless great video by IH as always but I would’ve probably died of boredom if it wasn’t for his style

@thememekeep9906 5 лет назад

1000th like

@wormywave2220 5 лет назад

I remember when I first heard the infamous "Go to sleep." I must've been around 6 or 7, and i heard a raspy voice in my ear while i was trying to sleep. It was my brother trying to scare me, but that single moment traumatised me for several days and for the longest time I was absolutely terrified of Jeff. And after hearing Chills say that famous line, my childhood trauma has been vanquished. Thank you, Internet Historian.

@liebling4069 5 лет назад

What a heart warming story. Very wholesome.

@meeks105 5 лет назад

Who is that in your profile ?

@sladeslayed 5 лет назад

@@meeks105 Joe

@meeks105 5 лет назад

@@sladeslayed dude what is wrong with ya

@sladeslayed 5 лет назад

@@meeks105 joe Mama

@ceceliam6032 5 лет назад

"he got a weird feeling. he dismissed it as some random feeling" the most beautiful thing ever written

@barbararab6390 5 лет назад

Me with my feelings

@aborealisglfry 5 лет назад

Right next to "Jeff’s mother hugged Jeff"

@coinwater8511 2 года назад

"why would they wear such fancy clothes to a kids party?" Little did he know, they were wearing such fancy clothes to a kids FUNERAL

@ghost_anna_reads787 10 месяцев назад

Here I thought the birthday party was a cover up for a swingers party.

@HyperrealisticLuigi 8 месяцев назад

Jeff puts the fun in fun-eral

@theonlyalexryder8814 5 лет назад

Why does zuckerberg as Jeff look scarier then normal jeff

@charlesriley2717 5 лет назад

Still looks better than regular zuckerberg

@theapexsurvivor9538 5 лет назад

@@charlesriley2717 anything would look better than regular Zuckerberg, even Rosie O'Donnell...

@chandranapier2259 5 лет назад

Because Jeff ain’t real but Mark is.

@Poodleinacan 5 лет назад

Because he's real.

@smithsteve5629 5 лет назад

The Only Alex Ryder because he is

@thisguy916 5 лет назад

"if you don't give my brothers wallet back I'll shove Burger King foot lettuce in your mouth. The last thing you want in your mouth is someone else's foot fungus"

@notquitehuman5097 4 года назад

But as it turns out, that might be what you _gat_

@XSlimSxadyX 4 года назад

fuck off

@thisguy916 4 года назад

@@mutantmunstercheese1 gottem

@jordancohen5349 4 года назад

He actually never got his wallet back from Randy, He could have used that as evidence of robbery...

@tong6644 4 года назад

solaire of astora daddy

@TheG_Boy 5 лет назад

Having chills voice jeff was probably the best casting choice ever made in history

@stevus23 5 лет назад

G_Boy totally agree

@denseaf1582 5 лет назад

Indeed.

@gulmaraz5931 5 лет назад

Jeff is just anakin crossed with joker and your average emo.

@jeffkelly4721 5 лет назад

@@gulmaraz5931 fake news

@onlineparadox13 5 лет назад

Yes... Internet history 😎

@akajulester 3 года назад

I love how ridiculously stupid these stories are, their horrible writing is what makes them so memorable. Aside from the repetitive narration ("Jeff's mother hugs Jeff" lmao), there's so much unnecessary information that seems like it'll lead somewhere but never does, mainly all the adults at the party being dressed up nicely and Jeff's mom wanting him to dress up too, it makes it seem like something ominous was going on when it was just nothing hahahaha Now I see what the Sleepy Cabin guys meant when they said a real creepypasta has to have unnecessary information lol

@ExaltedUriel 2 года назад

Yeah for real, I had never read this before but with how much they stressed everyone being well-dressed I thought they were trying to get him to go to a funeral or something, lmao

@akajulester 2 года назад

@@ExaltedUriel right?? I thought they were bringing him to a police station or courthouse or something hahaha

@aliensandinternetdrama5169 2 года назад

Like the emphasis on the fancy clothes

@laurnborne3830 2 года назад

Which episode

@akajulester 2 года назад

@@laurnborne3830 season 2 episode 14

@jaykdos9521 3 года назад

I do enjoy how the story basically turns into a Tarantino movie when Jeff gets to the party.

@beautyandtheoffbeats 3 года назад

Everybody just ignores the two kids fighting while one pulls out a knife. 🤣🤣🤣

@sickovicko4829 3 года назад

Nah, the nurse wasn't barefoot, boys on the party didn't talk for 5 minutes about their new toys, the video didn't start with Keth setting Jeff on fire and most importantly, there was no Samuel L. Jackson.

@mysticaloof7555 3 года назад

@Slender Dad they have big cash big guns

@theftparrot5750 3 года назад

Also where these 12 year old kids getting knives to straight up mug people

@roblesgabe104 3 года назад

Bruh you make me choked on my water

@Anonymos185 5 лет назад

Jeff the Killer is secretly a heartwarming story about body acceptance

@ShadyDoesContent 5 лет назад

Yes.

@SR-jz8ui 5 лет назад

This was all just a big missunderstanding with jeff, i am sure of it. He does not have to be perfect to be accepted and loved by others.

@ChrispinCram 5 лет назад

Nope it's just a bad story

@Anonymos185 5 лет назад

@@ChrispinCram r/woosh

@JeithKarrett 5 лет назад

@@Anonymos185 shut up

@nerkdurgen5574 4 года назад

Me: Can we have the Joker? Mom: We have the Joker at home. The Joker at home:

@derordendesgroenreichesder2308 4 года назад

ki naiakn.j

@ahakshzkshskxn641 4 года назад

1kth like!

@NerdismOfficial 4 года назад

You get what you fuckin deserve

@notnottheslam-jamfrancisco9262 4 года назад

Better tbh

@Jayberisk3793 4 года назад

I'd take the joker over *J E F F* any day

@Usernameping 2 года назад

Everyone marvelling at the casting, but ignoring the fact that Jeff’s room is full of pickle Rick memorabilia, like any serial killer’s would.

@AnvilPro100 5 лет назад

Mark Zuckerberg's body... Jeff the Killer's brain... Top15's voice... The ultimate lifeform.

@thatoneguy2169 5 лет назад

*KARS WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

@JdabaD101 5 лет назад

@@thatoneguy2169 Kars but he's dubbed by Top15s

@machodong6552 5 лет назад

@@JdabaD101 I have had nightmares about this very thing.

@GiornoGiovannaGangstar 5 лет назад

@@JdabaD101 number 12, the red stome of Aja

@Sugoie 5 лет назад

The guy is actually called Chills, he does the voice for numerous "creepy" channels

@Phelan666 4 года назад

"Well, kid, looks like a year in Juvy!" Epic due process.

@KicksPregnantWomen 4 года назад

randy also confessed after dying

@jasperzz2859 4 года назад

Dabbing proceeds

@clanofclams2720 4 года назад

@@KicksPregnantWomen no

@ImmaLittlePip 4 года назад

Judge dredd universe confirmed

@Roadman1000 4 года назад

Donut's deadpan delivery with a tinge of that "On the verge of laughter" tone made it so much better.

@LazyAndFabulous 4 года назад

I've never actually realized how dumb Jeff the Killer story is...

@baronvonbeandip 4 года назад

It was clearly written but an adolescent or a subhuman

@subscribetopewdiepie5259 4 года назад

@@baronvonbeandip a furry

@shessomethingelse1639 4 года назад

I remember getting nightmares from the story when I was 13. I believe it was mostly because of the picture of Jeff. The story itself is one of the most dumbest things I've read/heard. Omfg.

@ImmaLittlePip 4 года назад

@@shessomethingelse1639 Fun fact the picture was made on 4chan long before the story was made

@bezimienny_andzej6425 4 года назад

It never ceases to amaze me, how many people got interested by this dumb character from a horribly written creepypasta. I mean, there is a ton of bad creepypastas out there, but most at least try to convince you, they weren't written by 14-year old. This one seems proud of it.

@pebbles133 3 года назад

here's more: the red lips. instead of turning them red, the heat frying his soft tissue nerves would actually turn them whitish grey, due to the absence of blood. its like cooking steak well-done. not only should it never be done, but it removes blood and the meat bleaches.

@rougeakane 2 года назад

Yum, roasted creepypasta

@stevecraft56166 2 года назад

They putted flesh to replace the skin bruh

@ColdWarAviator Год назад

I like my steaks like I like my"Jeff the Killers"..... Medium rare.

@furgalmanson8640 Год назад

@@stevecraft56166 i thoufht they specifically said that the lips TURNED red and not replaced wirh any skin. Also why would the skin be red?

@renard6012 Год назад

I agree with you. Steak should never be cooked well-done. You lose a lot of the flavor.

@kimgkomg 3 года назад

I like how they aren't even in the ghetto. They're in the rich neighborhood, that's like the only thing we know about the setting and yet the plot is kick-started by gang violence

@elevationsickness8462 3 года назад

The only thing they set up is that it's in a rich neighborhood and the first major event is a mugging

@BobbinRobbin777 3 года назад

@@elevationsickness8462 hey, rich get richer? (but yeah, pretty stupid lmao)

@sayxxdx 3 года назад

Clearly written by some white kid in a nice neighborhood who probably got bullied.

@TotalNigelFargothDeath 3 года назад

@@sayxxdx How could such a cringe statement come from the man who tried to bring back the gold standard? Mister President I am sorely disappointed in your lack and loss of basedness.

@Julianna.Domina 3 года назад

@UCczns9kaSkWcYUhHbL3GarA fuck y'all gold standard

@TheEelOG 5 лет назад

No way. I thought he was joking when he said all those people would be voicing characters

@aoiwjdioaiowd 5 лет назад

I wish he was, I can't stand mr. burger king foot lettuce's lack of vocal range

@masutasaru2740 5 лет назад

@@aoiwjdioaiowd that's the joke dummy

@DrowzyDruid 5 лет назад

Legit same, I loved that it came true

@dootguy2238 5 лет назад

My reaction was: "Oh my god, it's the lettuce guy!"

@B.McMillan93 5 лет назад

It's the most ambitious crossover ever right?

@hahabruh9289 5 лет назад

"the last thing he saw was his parents trying to extinguish the flame. thats when he passed out" "Hey, you. Youre finally awake. walked straight into that imperial ambush, same as us and that theif over there."

@xeraxes6586 5 лет назад

Oh no

@bubblebass8498 5 лет назад

Forgot "you were trying to cross the border, right?"

@zbigniewstonoga802 5 лет назад

Same as us and that JEFF over there!

@yourentrancingempress3914 5 лет назад

This is from something I heard of it before I can't remember where it's from Where is it from

@bionetik 5 лет назад

@@yourentrancingempress3914 The Skyrim Intro Cutscene

@alexanderveritas Год назад

Just the regular life of an American living in the US. Terrifying how realistic and accurate this creepypasta is.

@monkeydui7241 Год назад

Uhh no

@DonVigaDeFierro 11 месяцев назад

And remember: It's a "nice neighborhood".

@landonmiles97 10 месяцев назад

Right? I also know a child whose skin was bleached and his face permanently damaged just before burning his eyelids off so he could always see himself. Not to mention the Glasgow smile he gave himself.

@four-en-tee 3 месяца назад

I like how Jeff the Killer just unintentionally has a setting akin to the Postal games where everyone's just fucking insane, stupid and self-absorbed Even the police arrest a child without doing a thorough investigation first

@alexbrown7015 4 года назад

I like how Jeff the Killer reads like a Jeff the Killer fanfiction

@liamquraeshi2898 4 года назад

I seriously thought this was a fanfiction origin story. I can't believe this is the actual thing.

@ladyruna9165 4 года назад

@@liamquraeshi2898 the og jeff was created by sessur on deviant art, theres some cool things in mr betty kruguer's yt channel as well.

@pink1cecream790 4 года назад

@@liamquraeshi2898 even the fanfiction about him is better written

@tandarines8624 4 года назад

This isnt fanfic:|

@cherrybee95 4 года назад

Jeff's mother hugs jeff

@kwik2707 4 года назад

“A thing of bleach” *ah, what figurative language*

@JRHainsworth 4 года назад

pur3g0ld *A jug of forbidden lemonade*

@kwik2707 4 года назад

Jack Hainsworth who says it’s forbidden?

@JRHainsworth 4 года назад

pur3g0ld Not me that’s for sure

@cumsock107 4 года назад

I like ur pfp

@kwik2707 4 года назад

Alexander Hamilton thank you, yours is quite wonderful as well

@JawnGG 5 лет назад

I lost it when Chills started talking, 15/10.

@kkeeperofsouls 5 лет назад

JawnGG literally😭😭😭

@toweringsequoias1590 5 лет назад

had to get a big bowl of burgerking foot lettuce when i heard it

@soygato2722 5 лет назад

a random person Thats actually normal

@MR-qi5lc Год назад

The casting of Chills as Jeff is one of the best artistic decisions of all time

@mattwalters6834 Год назад

I also like how they have Donut Operator, too!

@TheGoldenFluzzleBuff 5 лет назад

>Internet Historian >Mumkey Jones >Number 15 Guy >Donut operator This is the weirdest crossover episode I've ever seen, but I like it

@thehuniebeedude 5 лет назад

@@Noah-wv4td *Simian Jimmy

@Tokkimaybe 5 лет назад

@@thehuniebeedude *Ape Jake

@YAH2121 5 лет назад

@@Noah-wv4td jungle who?

@yotsVR 5 лет назад

more ambitious than endgame

@grandtheftaero1 5 лет назад

Fredrik knudsen is liu as well but doesnt talk in the vid unfortunately

@grandpastories1483 3 года назад

Jeff: burning Children: screaming Bully: dying Parents: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.

@mrmickey891 3 года назад

Parents: Oh no, Anyway

@thomasmoran8958 3 года назад

Police: lazy

@eldz521 3 года назад

Shut up

@Aviation901 3 года назад

@@eldz521 why

@lugoorstar 3 года назад

@Moose_RL more likely he's a 12 yro who, doesn't even know what edgy means.

@christophermaund336 5 лет назад

a thirteen-year-old burn victim overpowers his fully formed mother and father.

@MrGMoney1944 5 лет назад

Seems legit 3rd degree burns only make you stronger.

@marzipancutter8144 5 лет назад

His father didn't fight back because BOYS WILL BE BOYS

@melgibson1284 5 лет назад

he also cut off his eyelids which would have killed him eventually from sleep deprivation its reasons like these that make jeff the killer the worst popular creepypasta

@marzipancutter8144 5 лет назад

@@melgibson1284 I always figured you'd just fall unconcious with open eyes at some point. Has there been resarch done on what happens to humans without eyelids?

@barbararab6390 5 лет назад

*fully formed*

@whyiwakeup6460 2 года назад

I like how much of a deal the bandages being removed is made as if they wouldn’t have to regularly remove them so they wouldn’t be infected.

@anueutsuho7425 10 месяцев назад

Tbf that's a pretty common cliche

@bo64625 5 лет назад

Jeff went up to his mom and said "Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce"

@lucas23453 5 лет назад

Fuck you and take my likes.

@capam15 5 лет назад

and as he raised a knife over her head he whispered "the last thing you want in your burger king burger is someone's foot chungus"

@poo-chie_5111 5 лет назад

Thanks Arthur

@cornboy7424 5 лет назад

DONT LIKE THIS COMMENT! IT IS AT 699 KEEP IT THAT WAY

@gulmaraz5931 5 лет назад

Everyone from Seattle is an Emo.

@WhoMightThis1Be 5 лет назад

"Our son that had a recent traumatic experience and lots of meds is self harming, should i bring him to the hospital like the doctor said?..." "Honey get the gun"

@corezone4250 5 лет назад

The best medecine I know for this case.

@AnaPaula-rn9et 5 лет назад

I couldn’t contain myself when she said “get the gun” it was the best part.

@bigzuben 5 лет назад

hello, brother.

@DraconisMarchVII 5 лет назад

*personnel

@Clockwork-Rat Год назад

I love how he went from pretty normal troubled kid who gets into fights, to complete psychopathic murderer killing the only person he's cared about in a snap

@rivetsquid8887 5 лет назад

I've got a few holes in this shirt, maybe it's time I stop down to the hospital and get it patched up...

@chrisgaga6970 5 лет назад

*Jeff’s mother walked over to Jeff’s bed to hug Jeff* *Jeffingly*

@sclubbydoo6424 5 лет назад

She then asked Jeff who was in Jeff's bed if Jeff would like to do the Jeff dance created by Jeff copyrighted by Jeff.

@justas423 5 лет назад

@@sclubbydoo6424 trademark Jeff

@sclubbydoo6424 5 лет назад

@@justas423 licensed by jeff

@jadegreenleaf781 5 лет назад

@@sclubbydoo6424 bought off jeff by jeff

@m0j026 3 года назад

*She jeffingly jeffed his Jeff*

@dononteatthevegetals2941 5 лет назад

*active gunshots in the house with 2 kids firing on 1 who is fleeing from them* parents:**boys will be boys**

@jayeisenhardt1337 5 лет назад

Like you never had a shootout at a birthday party before.

@wimpykidragon 5 лет назад

Liberals, amirite?@@jayeisenhardt1337

@relyc3650 5 лет назад

@@kittycat5972 Why you gotta dogwhistle here? smh

@kittycat5972 5 лет назад

Intellectual Giant clown world meme or toxic masculinity joke? The “toxic masculinity” thing was said ironically, hence the clown since it’s difficult to notice sarcasm in comment sections🤦🏽‍♀️

@jeremiasestevam4624 5 лет назад

It's so stupid and over the top😂

@rigistroni 2 года назад

Most realistic part of this is the cops saw a child and instantly pulled guns on him

@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 Год назад

Yeah but he’s white

@tiktok-mc2nq Год назад

America moment 🤣

@matthewjones39 Год назад

With a knife.

@ramsaybolton9741 Год назад

A kid with a knife

@user-dm1zs3xr5u 4 года назад

Children literally killing each other: The adults at the party: ₘₘₘ ᵧₑₛ ₗₒᵥₑₗᵧ 𝒹ₐᵧ ᵢₙₙᵢₜ?

@Ribbons0121R121 4 года назад

you mean "boys be boys"

@candynieves251 4 года назад

LMFAOOOOO

@ralek592 5 лет назад

"Honey, get the gun" *every mother's reaction when their 13 year old son needs mental help*

@RainbowCrash56 5 лет назад

Can confirm

@MAGAMAN 5 лет назад

There would be a lot less school shootings that way.

@inaliann 5 лет назад

bullets are cheaper

@ralek592 5 лет назад

@@MAGAMAN and more son shootings

@laurelalloro 5 лет назад

@@theapexsurvivor9538 Only two? Smh

@martod 5 лет назад

So Jeff’s parents: -won’t defend their younger son for supposedly fighting back against muggers and just let him go to Juvy. -passive-aggressively berate him for dressing incorrectly for a party that they told him nothing about. -stand by and do absolutely nothing while their son is attacked by psychopaths with knives and guns. -let the hospital send him home immediately after his bandages were taken off with him ranting and laughing insanely. I can’t imagine how Jeff turned out so maladjusted!

@SiamHossain7 5 лет назад

Fanfiction in a nutshell

@Puerco-Potter 5 лет назад

How can you miss "go for a gun when they see their son in a distressed state, instead of you know, call for help or talk to him"

@oren1305 Год назад

Man, this version of The Dark Knight has more 'birthday parties', and 'Jeff's mom', than I remember. Gotta love how these suburban 12 year olds have more firepower than the average small-town police force. Are you really telling me Mark Zuckerberg isn't normally like this?

@allendepacheco3419 5 лет назад

Skin bleached by chemicals, always smiling, surprisingly white teeth, reddish lips possibly by makeup, enjoy hurting and killing people, laugh uncontrollably, name starts with the letter "J," became insane after one bad day, and people even shipped Jeff with a psychopathic girl into a genuine healthy relationship. I can't believe it took me years to figure out he's basically a Joker rip-off. He's literally one green hair away from being a fan fiction to Joker's origin story.

@vinnisvidya 5 лет назад

Jeff is an epic gamer

@IareRubberDucky 5 лет назад

That makes me uncomfortable

@TrueFool188 5 лет назад

Jeff is ready to RISE UP

@TheSpidersider 5 лет назад

Jeff lives in a society.

@Noelle_Holiday 22 дня назад

Jonkler the Killer

@Koobird784 4 года назад

It’s so painfully obvious that this story was written by a 12 year old that got bored and wanted to do something spooky before bedtime.

@everythingisscience658 4 года назад

A twelve year old who hate fat people

@CroissantMoon 4 года назад

@@everythingisscience658 and probably their parents

@Wildjesta 4 года назад

Story time with GreekGodx

@Noodlecow2 4 года назад

Aumima Mimadino i disagree, this writing was abysmal to listen to, whoever wrote it should never write again

@jameskelly6546 4 года назад

neonnightzz I mean, before you can write good you have to write bad. How do you think people get better?

@fatalbert2055 3 года назад

I love how the literal 12 year olds are written like 40 year old mobsters.

@ExtraPrivatable 3 года назад

Redditers when an kid likes fortnite:

@CrimesForDimes 3 года назад

Yeah, it has a bit of early steven king vibes.

@fat_boy_fedoseymourjuju2346 3 года назад

Stfu

@beelzemobabbity 3 года назад

Like.. maybe if they were at least in high school...but not barely middle school lol.

@kimgkomg 3 года назад

Those kids have probably killed at least a few people

@callumneal8924 2 года назад

"Her son was going Banana's" Best line ever.

@Payduro 5 лет назад

Jeff with Zuccs’ face and Chills’ voice is what the Gods prophesized Also the Volgun holy shit this is great

@proudtitanicdenier4300 5 лет назад

How dare you not mention Jungle Jimmy >:(

@omicrondelta7327 10 месяцев назад

Who did Volgun voice?

@artaeum7069 5 лет назад

Pretty sure the author forgot Jeff was supposedly 13 years old less than halfway through writing this.

@_-Lx-_ 5 лет назад

Pretty sure the author forgot what humans act like and writing 101 at the start of the story and never remembered

@sadvec6328 5 лет назад

Also, the author forgot to describe what everyone was wearing at the party, that was a huge turn off for me

@khorkhi7107 5 лет назад

@@sadvec6328 haha you're being ironic while everyone is talking about actual problems of this garbage fanfic

@goatwarrior3570 5 лет назад

The Author seemed to forget adults usually intervene when their children are having a knife and gunfight at the birthday party.

@waffles6280 5 лет назад

@@goatwarrior3570 At the very least they'd be goading the kids to fight

@williambutcher7429 2 года назад

Let’s not forget to mention the fact that Jeff’s mom said “we are gonna be late, there’s no time to get dressed we need to get to the party!” And then the very next line reveals that the party is at the house right across the street.

@Xanthanarium 5 лет назад

*Jeff's mother:* "Honey, are you okay?" *Jeff, recovering from near death, body completely wrapped in bandages:* " "

@Jeff-tw7jk 5 лет назад

The likes of this comment where 399 tap 400 the power

@Lich666 4 года назад

The fact that you actually gave the lighter a reflection in the mirror when it was thrown raised this video from a 10/10 to and 11/10. Take my like.

@Jackpauler4lyfe 4 года назад

Jacob Taylor bruh new creepypasta? Curse of the copied commenter?

@narcolepticaxolotl4970 4 года назад

I know, serious thought went into this video. This is what quality animation looks like. I give it 12/10, just for the sequence.

@matteomastrodomenico1231 3 года назад

Is no one gonna mention that Jeff killed the bully with a punch that stopped his heart? Why does he use a knife then? Apparently the boy is a freaking kung fu master!

@DirtySouthJR 3 года назад

Five Finger Death Punch 💀

@IsaacClodfelter 3 года назад

With all the power of an hormonal pre-teen. Jeff is too powerful for this world. That is why we have left him behind, we knew he would win in the end if we didn't.

@refridgalator 2 года назад

He just hit a crit

@imlost1nthecrowd 2 года назад

@@refridgalator dam random crits again

@thesolidestsnake 2 года назад

@@refridgalator nat 20, nat 12 on damage. Player character luck smh

@Javaboymk03 5 лет назад

Hearing top 15s said "just go to sleep" is the best thing I've hear

@tacocat0436 5 лет назад

timestamp?

@Lfpivot 5 лет назад

@@tacocat0436 27:39

@chamomileteatrebleclef 5 лет назад

why the fuck am I laughing so hard

@EmmyAndDeskyUnited 3 года назад

I love how 13-year-olds in this are more armed than bullies in a Stephen King novel.

@sptflcrw8583 3 года назад

Like, I might get it if they lived in the slums, but it’s explicitly stated they moved to a really nice suburb.

@stephenn1056 3 года назад

When I was 13 I carried a Glock and a Bowie knife with me at all times, occasionally a Thompson submachine gun when it was a particularly rainy day and I could hide it under my coat

@sptflcrw8583 3 года назад

@@stephenn1056 I hate that I can’t tell if you’re joking or not, lol

@shiloh9557 3 года назад

@@stephenn1056 Please tell me this is a joke, tell me that you didn't *ahem* "Always keep the strap on me". umm, "Me" being "You". I'll see myself out.

@KosherPorky 3 года назад

@@sptflcrw8583 Probably fake given the Thompson part. Lots of kids in the 80s would carry firearms, and hell even bring them to school and store them in lockers.. though a Thompson sounds fairly unrealistic given the circumstances.

@megadethfanboy4088 5 лет назад

Should of let Chills voice every number that occurred in the script “ The kids seemed to be about *TWELVE* ”

@omwnollie 5 лет назад

Should HAVE, or should've.

@user-me7hx8zf9y 5 лет назад

@@omwnollie this one's a good grammar nazi.

@stubbyfoamz1 5 лет назад

The kids seem to be about NUMBER FIFTEEN

@justinskiunfall9235 5 лет назад

@@biackshibe stfu its not

@blacksabbath7243 5 лет назад

@@biackshibe yeah it's really not

@bunnystick 2 года назад

I think my fav part about this whole story is that, despite having the bleach drop on his head, it didn't bleach a single bit of his hair. just his face. somehow. 10/10

@stray_cat87 3 года назад

I just can't help but laugh at the mom's reaction to Jeff going bonkers, _"Honey, GET THE GUN"_

@rangopistacho6928 3 года назад

yeah like it isnt "get the police" or "we should get our son some help" its just "lets kill our fucking son despite everything he has been through"

@stray_cat87 3 года назад

@@rangopistacho6928 ROFL

@starstorm5338 2 года назад

@@rangopistacho6928 I know. Even if they killed Jeff how will they explain why their son is dead to the cops?

@astronautindisguise 2 года назад

I don’t know why but it reminds me of that lady who called the cops cause her pet chimp was attacking her friend and all she kept saying was “THEY NEED TO KILL HIM, SEND COPS WITH GUNS, SHOOT HIM” LMAO

@Mehhhhhhhh 2 года назад

@@astronautindisguise I know she fed the chimp Xanax and it's anger was boiling over a decade but that's still more of a decent reason to have him shot. Grown male chimps are stronger than multiple men at once and having one beat on your friend and tear her face off justifies her request and reaction imo. Then there's Jeff, a literal preteen boy who's extremely weak and disoriented from recent events and mutilating his face. Even if he lost his sanity he wouldn't overpower his dad so them immediately running for the gun is even more funny.

@thatidiotinthecommentsecti8527 3 года назад

So the Randy who got punched in the heart and died, admitted to attacking Jeff? Do the Police have a Ouija board?

@roshnipatel1590 3 года назад

No, eyewitnesses said that they saw Randy say he was going to attack Jeff at the party. The wording was a bit weird...

@kidcheater5786 3 года назад

Nahhh, they got a median to communicate to them. News does the same thing for interviews.

@thejacobbook 3 года назад

lol

@yewevergreen4829 3 года назад

Wasn't that an Ace Attorney case?

@miguelwaisman1217 3 года назад

Literally bro

@metrozeegle4985 5 лет назад

Remastered ending: As Liu was on the verge of sleeping again, he saw Jeff above his bed. The killer put his hand on his mouth, as he whispered... Number 15, Burger King Foot Lettuce. The last thing you wants in your burger king’s burger is someone’s foot fungus !

@user-vh7pz5uq1t 5 лет назад

Terrifying.

@РоманЗалётов-д9ш 5 лет назад

True horror

@chillsy_pluto 5 лет назад

...but as it turns out, that might be what you gÆt

@194_SS 5 лет назад

@@chillsy_pluto gÆt? Lmao.

@chillsy_pluto 5 лет назад

@@194_SS well, that's how Chills spells it...

@DonVigaDeFierro 5 месяцев назад

"He had a dopey face that you would expect a sidekick to have" George R.R. Martin is taking so long because he wants to reach these characterization heights.