Lil sneak peak what was there - one of those shock-pics was showing a guy sticking his willy in exhaust pipe. Source - relative of mine was in audience during recording of one of episodes.
"What if Paris Hilton was intelligent" and now she has released a documentery about how her whole persona was faked. Richard you're a god damn smart hamster
What I find funniest is that Jeremy Clarkson, whom everyone and their mother just love to bash as a 'sexist, racist, everything-phobic bigot', is complaining about female racing drivers being sexualized.
That's the sole reason I'm pushing dislike on this video. As a viewer I feel incredbly left out everytime and it's, to me, the most frustrating to be forced to look at. This is my SECOND video I have EVER decided to push dislike on. Be it murder on animals or really annoying youtube-boob-reply-girls - I ignore it but THIS is pain, torture and really inconsiderate. I don't care if he showed porn on that screen - Don't make this kind of show if you can't handle the tv-audience being part of it.
Raen Boow i think i disagree. i dont see how the fact that the actual images cant be broadcast, subtracts from the joke. yes the shock comedy value isnt felt by the audience, instead we are treated to watching other peoples reactions to shock comedy, a different and still legitimate form of entertainment. arent there plenty of youtube videos with loads of views, of peoples reactions to things like 2 girls 1 cup or game of thrones? with those, if you havent seen them,or had it explained to you, you wont understand them, with this the content of the pictures doesnt need to be explained, almost everyone has a good guess of what the joke is, maybe small children dont but jokes slipping through for the adult audience to go over the heads of younger viewers are something of an art form in television arent they? So you can enjoy peoples reactions without needing to see the pictures themselves, would you prefer they simply edited it out? cut that bit from the broadcast. its something thats common in television so its not something they couldnt do. i think it has comical value, regardless of the fact that the effect is different for the tv audience than the live audience.
So I found out for a fact that the gag on season 11 episode 1 was a man with his penis in the exhaust pipe of a car. Nobody really knows anything about the other episodes. I've heard from one (unconfirmed) source that episode 3's gag was a female racing driver with her breasts exposed.
Raen Boow Well the reason they are doing it isn't to screw with you, it's because the BBC are babies and the show would get pulled if they actually showed you what was on the screen. This is just the best they can do.
I mean there's entire subreddits for things that could fit in this meme... r/cursedcomments, r/blursedimages, r/TiHi, r/NoahGetTheBoat or for something more niche there's r/FurryIRL and r/yiffinhell. :P
I would watch a show with just Jeremy Clarkson, James May, Richard Hammond, a monitor, and an audience with just all three talking and making jokes like this for 20 minutes straight. I would be entertained the entire time.
@@martinXY saying your more sophisticated than an american is like saying the sky is blue. Its kinda hard to _not_ be more sophisticated. I know, i'm american.
@@Dylan_Sterling Ok fine but are you going to hurry up! Or are you going to FIRE a SPIT at me! Get in the MUSTANG and don't MESSERSCHMITT and watch out for a MOSQUITO, thank God were going to LANCASTER then were going to HALIFAX just after the HURRICANE ends there.
Cory Jones and then the war of 1812 that you all think you won for some reason which was the last time we had a war against each other. Assuming you're american
Paolo O.o Destroyed by the do - gooders and politically correct. It happened a few years ago with British comedy, the professionally offended are now our masters..........and if you dare disagree i shall rant on BBC news whilst wearing a bowl of fruit and my living room curtains.
@Zoomer Waffen lol nothing about this comment is even related to anime, he only said fem!Stig and even that you could take it that it came from undertale or something And no, watching anime =/= weeb
As a lifelong car girl, Jeremy’s talk about female racing drivers is amongst the most sensible things he’s ever said. Fortunately things do seem to be improving since, but it is still an issue even now that in the car community seems rather overlooked.
Well I don't get it. Logically either women suck at driving or those races have some problems of their own, why else would they not include women and guarantee more people watch the show? Could also be women get hurt easier but that's what waivers are for right?
A picture of a man in women's lingerie making love to the tail pipe of a Range Rover is shown in multiple episodes. Once you've seen the image, you can tell it's what's being shown on the blurry TV's at times like 2:31
I was asleep when I dreamt this: This was apparently a special episode of Top Gear, where Jeremy, Richard and James were all given an interesting challenge, to build a time machine and prove that it works. (This was clearly an April fools special or something by the way). Jeremy’s time machine looked like the Peel P 50 with a TV Antenna taped on top. Richard’s looked like the car from Back To The Future but instead of a Delorean it was Oliver, and James’ time machine looked like an oversized block of cheese. The they all went to specific points of time, On Jeremy, it shows him in Dinosaur times, and he’s hosting an auction at a podium, with a bunch of dinosaurs standing in front of him and raising paddles when Jeremy calls out the prices (I don’t really know how auctions work). When he says SOLD!, it reveals he is selling a Ford Focus to a person in one of those funny T-Rex costumes, to which he hands the car keys to and it gets into the car and immediate drives into huge canyon, to which Jeremy says: “I guess we must’ve been in ancient China” and goes back into his “time machine” On Richard’s, he travels to a few years ago to prevent himself from having his terrible crash, but it’s all played out like Darth Vader talking to the Cafeteria worker in Eddie Izzard’s Death Star Canteen sketch, where future Hammond is desperate and furious while past Hammond is confused and oblivious. After Hammond eventually thinks he succeeds in warning his past self about doing this, he proudly renters his time machine. James’ was the funniest in my opinion, because it was the shortest and had my favourite joke (even though I technically created it). After Hammond goes back to present day, we hear James’ voice say: “Meanwhile, I was changing history for the better” when it cuts to him standing in some filthy shack with a man from the Middle Ages writing in a book next to him. James is then saying “No, don’t call them Testicles, that’s just rude to people who have that as a last name! Call them Clarksons instead!” To which the man writing the book immediately writes down, and James goes back into his cheese block time machine. When they arrive back in present day, the changes they made are then present. Every car in the studio and outside is a Ford Focus, Hammond still has memories of his crash and his hospitalisation (to which he has a miniature mental breakdown over) and finally, to top the episode off, Jeremy signs off by saying: “Well then, I’m Jeremy Testicles, and this has been a special episode of Top Gear!” And then James bursts out laughing, making Jeremy question why he laughed, to which James simply shrugged it off. Man I wish this could’ve been a real episode.
Absolutely beautiful, though I do feel bad for Hammond in your dream. I imagine if that was an actual episode, there'd be an unscripted scene with Jeremy and James comforting him
tonight on botton gear: i go back in time to sell a ford focus richard goes back in time to stop himself crashing and james goes back in time with a cheese to change my last name
Can we just say that, in case this wasn't scripted, Jeremy reacted excellently to "I work at a tanning salon". Like, it fits his character, is actually hilarious and it was some brilliant quick thinking on his part.
@@SanctusPaulus1962 I was replying to a comment that's now been deleted. IIRC it was saying something like I must be American since only Americans could be amazed by such simple humor.
@@ericmario7 It's been a running gag that May is pretty much infatuated with the car and has been since Season 11, but whenever he brings up news about it, Clarkson immediately shuts him down. If you want more examples of such, I went on the Internet the other day and I found this: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-A7-7Ps8EWnk.html
“We need some sophistication lets call the Australians “ Around the same yime Starbucks failed miserably to launch in Australia as the locals were to sophisticated for American coffee As an Australian i find this completely hilarious
@@fakeandgay9592 of Melbourne is 100% Australias California but most Australians are complete coffee snobs. like "add the shot to my long black after the water to not dissipate the creamer" level of a coffee snob in a small country town
No they fired clarkson, the other left coz they believed they come together as a set. I doubt there’ll be 15 seasons in the grand tour. The three of them are getting old. Hammond is 50 now
Jeremy: Did you know you're the sort of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you'd say "But what if she turns out to be intelligent?" Richard: But what if she did!? Richard, is that a rhetorical question? Please tell me it is.
As well as butchering the english language, driving on the wrong side of the road, being arrogant, thinking a rugby ball is a football (and that football is mostly played with your hands), the list is infinite.
@@thecircleoft.e.d2121 The modern British accent evolved among the upper class as a symbol of status, while the original British accent is the current American accent. Fun fact! The others... yeah.
Crazy how many Americans don't understand British humour, they aren't being serious, it's just a joke! They're exaggerating for comedic effect. Jeremy actually likes American cars, he had Ford GT! We make fun of our own cars too if you look at the British Leyland episode for example.
He reviews a Cadillac like its supposed to be a race car, makes fun of American cars because they "cant turn" even though Americans have discovered the most basic principle that "the fastest way from point A to point B is in a straight line" and 90% of American streets are grids and highways, and even in this case he mocks a car simply because its made in the united states.
I wish the dvd episodes had everything uncut, I haven’t seen half of this! The News, was my favourite segment. The banter, the jokes where great, especially when Jeremy would say something funny, then quickly Richard would ad to it and then quick as a flash, James would add a punchline! I miss those days!!!
The Falcon and the Commodore were entirely Australian designs. They were then converted for the international market and in the case of the Commodore (and the Monaro I believe) handed off to other GM companies that had better rep overseas.
Holden: g’ day this is Holden, how can we help Chevy: yeah, hi. We need your help. Holden: who are you Chevy: we are... Chevy. We are making a new Camaro and we can’t think on how to make it better than 1989. Holden: OK. WE CAN HELP. LET US COME TO YOU.
He said that getting an Aussie to do something sophisticated is like having your wedding with 7 crates of lager telling me he's never been to an Australian wedding because as an aussie 7 crates would have run out 1/3 of the way through the reception at my brothers wedding 😂
