Jerma Destroys Private Property - Jerma Streams Teardown (Long Edit) 

Growing up in the baltics a ton of people have at least someone in their family who has a sauna, so when jerma was ranting about a sauna being the most high maintenance thing it made me giggle. Him using the example of you brushing your toilet bowl every 6 months was extra funny cause the only thing that you have to do for a sauna is maybe replace the furnace every 2 or 3 decades when it breaks, unless you had the thing built out of ply wood by a drunken sailor everything should be fine.

"This would be a sick Warcraft map." ~Jerma, regarding Finland

It's insane that this man spent 40 minutes pranking a guy that doesnt even exist in this video game and that wasnt even the objective

“There’s free stuff in every house” yes! Some people even gave this phenomenon a name, they call it stealing!

That whole school announcement bit had me in tears laughing. I love Jerma.

The fact that the morning announcements went on for like 5 minutes and immediately after he just goes "how excited would you be" without missing a beat

"theres free things in every house!" - Jerma discovers burglary

Are we just gonna ignore the fact that jerma's hatred of Jenga runs so deep that he manipulates and sabotages his friends and family to avoid playing it

I love how every time he's explaining his plans to chat he makes vehicle noises as if his chat is a kindergarten classroom

"Oh shit that's 30 bucks" - The Grinch, 2020

Man,at first you take these edits for granted, but slowly your realize the perfect comedic timing they have and what they add to the experience. That desert drive game edit was gold.

I cannot define the confusion I experienced waking up in a stupor, barely conscious, to Jerma beat-boxing what sounds like the word "minimum"

Jerma's ADHD was in full action this stream

20:38 "look at this bed, this is like a person lying on their back" jerma probably sleeps hanging upside down on a tree branch like a bat.

Jerma’s optimism is always refreshing.

30:00 I can’t believe Cad Bane just threw a shoe at my principle, surely I will pay much more attention in class from now on.

I like how the water and the lighting completely clash with the faux-lowpoly artstyle. Truly a game of our time.

28:37 I would've come to school sick if it meant I could tune back into this, that is perfect

Jerma believes drywall is considered "Fake Wall"

1:10:45 Jerma the kinda guy who jumps off a building and then starts wondering "wait can I die" on the way down

2:03:14 such a simple edit adds so much to the bit it really makes us feel like we were there watching him get destroyed by chat

Worst noises: 37:50 2:14:46 2:43:39

I will never get over jerma picking up an item and then launching it into orbit

11:56 that aged like milk

Fun to watch this in 2022 with him being all optimistic about Corona and politics being better by summer 2021 And it's all just getting worse day after day Very uplifting

Only Jerma would turn a game called Teardown into a platformer

You work hard to provide to a small dedicated audience, so even if it's just something you enjoy doing, I hope you blow up one day Thanks for all of it

37:50 is what slugpog sounds like

As a newish Jerman, I appreciate the work that goes into what you are doing here. Thank you for these edits.

2:15:04 minecraft spider noise

2:21:00 the cut to him just dragging the whole thing in with the crane fucking killed me

37:50 The worst noise of 2020

1:47:14 Been a while since I laughed this much at a Jerma bit

2:25:15 That's the best Roy impression I've ever heard.

No one gonna mention at 14:23 he does a spot on impersonation of Kleiner from Half Life

Oh god when he's talking with chat about how Kanye got less votes than Mickey Mouse, "I think he's gonna be just fine" little did they know he's not doing fine

Him talking about the middle school announcements made me think of the joker doing the intercom bits in arkham asylum

Alternative title : Jerma becomes an amalgamation of all the batman villains

this channel is perfect, the perfect mix of all you could want in a jerma video and the length of a vod, all edited! you truly are a saint

I would trust jerma over trump or biden to be our president any day

11:58 Psychopath predicts future, calling it "just fine" in a sick and twisted way

kanye west was NOT going to be fine

Little did he know, the political situation in America would only get worse

Otto voting for Kanye didn’t age well

25:30 if my school had an announcer like that id slam pencils in my ears

YEEEEESSS YOU ABSOLUTE LEGEND, I WAS PRAYING YOUD MAKE A LONG EDIT OF THIS STREAM POGGER

"Kanye is gonna be just fine" oh if only we knew back then.

Jerma knows jack shit about saunas. They take like no maintenance. Everyone in finland pretty much has one. Even apartments that arent super small do.

1:50:40 Chat : "whats ur favorite number? " Jerma : "idk.... 3?" Me : "wait what? Wtf? "

I still keep coming back to these edits years later. I cant even imagine how much time you spent editing each of these, and I can't thank you enough for the premium Jerma experience.

to this day i still have no idea if he says "sludgehammer" instead of "sledgehammer" on purpose or not

I really like Jerma's opinion on America's recent election and his outlook on the future. Even though people jokingly call him a psycho, he seems like a cool guy to be around, very optimistic and uplifting.

"You can't DMCA a shitty sound"

"Why would I care about gun when I have shotgun?" Vinny said the same thing when he played lmao

31:35 I would just go to school but skip every class..

Now this is Scout Gaming

4:32 Jerma predicted the movie "don't look up"

1:54:14 is such an underappreciated moment

Here goes my night, thank you for these I missed this stream

This is an old vid but shit jerma can make a good ambulence siren noise. Like Holy shit even amped it up and down to represent it getting closer, really impressive lol.

As a long time Teardown player, who else builds vertical planks and makes mock battles with them? Shooting back and fourth and throwing pipe bombs, and taking turns using AVF tanks to help them.

7:23 he predicted 2023

7:00 That didnt age wewll

37:50 bruh Jerma sounded identical to the Crashfish from subnautica.

Can’t tell you how much I appreciate the edit. I really felt like the short edit wasn’t enough for this stream. Wasn’t enough gameplay.

I did the morning announcements at my school for a semester on and off, and it was super fun and also difficult cuz you don’t wanna mispronounce or stutter because EVERYONE ON CAMPUS CAN HEAR YOU 😄

We love you Skye, thanks for all of the work you put in ❤

zonked on insulin

2:32:00 I 100% expected to hear "Cecum? See some of deez nutz!". Very surprised that it's a real organ.

1:20:50 "i feel like i want maximum length"

11:58 If only he knew...

I appreciate the effort put into these edits, thank you for ease of access to this insane man

The outer orbit line in his intro really gets me - why is it there

gauss-seidel and jacobi lmao the dev musta loved the fluid sim code

I love how Jerma's songs still have the same energy, just as star said about 8 years ago in that one tf2 video where he sang about the next game of thrones

Skye, you are on the same level as SuperDazza! Except, you don't have ads! I love the edits and get to enjoy these long streams in a more convenient length! Keep it up!

That was actually a sick Simpsons intro

This video got me to start actually watching jerma so thank you for your hard work.

11:58 MonkaS

i think ive watched all ur vids so far man , real good stuff

As a sauna owner Jerma's total nonsense about it being "high maintenance" is like the sauce rant but infinitely more frustrating.

A+++++ on the Thumbnail Skye.

Yes RU-vid, this is indeed Minecraft.

Thanks for the edit, you are doing gods work

Loving these edits, nice job :)

Jerma is my favorite Political Streamer

I cannot explain it, I truly cannot explain it, but a visceral tremor of rage passes through me whenever I hear him say "pupcorn" instead of "popcorn" makes me want to throttle someone

i love the comment sections on these videos because it's basically just everyone talking about jerma to each other like he isn't here, because he isn't. We are literally just making fun of him through one way glass i love it

24:46 school announcements

Is anyone going to talk about how his morning announcements voice was just a spot on impression of Hugh Neutron?

Really glad you're starting to get more viewers, you really deserve it :)

56:40 musician streamer sings and beatboxes flawlessly in 5/4 time signature

I greatly appreciate these edits

This is probably one of my favorite games he’s done… I’m so tempted to buy it when I get the chance

37:50 bro turned into the exploding fish from subnautica

I cannot get over the fact that jerma is over 30 years old and doesn't use his kitchen

Jerma Messing with rich people is hilarious

the fact that he tried the blowtorch for less than a second then proceeded to try and hammer the safe open, like bro no, use the blowtorch for longer, ugggh.

That school announcement drama bit was definitely a +2

the smartest man in Nevada