i like to imagine Mr. Green started as your average mid 40s Vegas tourist, and after winning half a million dollars, he now resembles the Aldrich Faithful covenant leader from Dark Souls 3
It wasn’t a character. It’s Jeremys fake name when he visits casinos. I’m one of jeremias friends. This is what he’s really like when the cameras are off.
@@HALFTIED- the stack of 100's mending with his fleshy being, a single word escapes his gaping mouth, as a smile grows slowly on his face..... "M̥̙̱̬̍̈ͦ̾ͭ̿̆̏ͯ͢ ̸̷̻ͣͨ̕͡O͈͖̹̍̀͑ͦ͠ ̞ͭͭͧͣR̻̿͢ ̧͓͔̹̀͑̿͒͝͏̧̰͎̖͌͊͒ͤE̴̛̛̛̖̍̀͢" steve reluctantly hands him another stack of money, knowing that if he doesn't it may be the last thing he does out of free will ever again. Mr. Green's body begins to pulsate, as an arm bursts out of his stomach, grasping the money within the blink of an eye. "holy shit" stutters steve, as he quietly begins to back away from the blackjack table, as he moves backwards his leg hits the small wooden leg of a table, and scoots it j u s t enough to make an ear piercing honk come from it. Mr. Green turns his head to see steve making an escape, "C̶̆͜ͅ͏͌͞OͅM̄E͎͖͇͆̒̈̏̄̓ͥ͠ ̸̨̦͎̣̰̫̰͒̇̀͛B̛͙͍̥̃Ą̻̜ͭ̍҉͕͈̑̾̏̉͠҉̫͔̘̏C̺̣̉͋Ḱ̶̵̻̦̜̗̊̓ͫ̾̅͛̏̉̊̚͟ͅ,̷̺͐̽̽͋͑̉̑ ̧̣̭̖̩ͭ̉̒͝͠S̶͈͇̠͗͆ͩ͆ͥͦͪ̽T̢̲̤̮̄̋͟͞E̡̻͈̭̭̒͆͜V̶̫̟̭̫͈̜ͭ͐̓͘E͙̳͙ͪ͗̐̓̇ͪ́̓̀́́ͬ̕" he says, as several fleshy tendrils burst from his being and wrap around steve's legs steve falls to the ground as he is dragged back towards the now massive pile of sticky flesh and money that is Mr. Green, he says what he thinks will be his last words, "WHAT *ARE* YOU?!" Mr. Green dangles steve in front of him, staring him in the eyes. his mouth opens, and the last thing steve hears before he is devoured whole is a nearly incomprehensible mumble about wether to stand or hit
Jack please slow down, i have never taken this amount of jerma before, please i beg you i have a family, im overdosing right now, have mercy please, im tired, none of the bones on my legs works anymore, my brain is actively decaying as i type this, please have mercy
Mr Greenz was found slumped over a blackjack table hours later. Clearly intoxicated and out of money, the only legible sentence that could be made out of the miasma of noise passing through his lips was a piercing and infuriating: “I NEED A NEEEEEEW TRAILER!”
this was one of the best streams ever. the entire bit was phenomenal and came together so well. it just kept getting better the more money he amassed. mr greenz for jerma rumble 2020.
Fun roulette fact: gambling has a phenomenon called the "near miss," it essentially boils down to when you see something nearly hit, you're much more likely to keep playing than if it was way off. The roulette wheel usually alternates between red and black, large and small, odd and even, so when you play one of those it always looks you *just barely* missed it
I love that the moment he starts winning he forgets everyone that kept him in the game with pure charity and starts saying "None of you ever believed in mr green"
i like to imagine mr greenz transformed into the huge, diseased, pulsating jelly blob from i have no mouth and i must scream. vegas stakes has taken its revenge.
LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE *CASH* SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF SMALL INTESTINE IN SQUIRMING TANGLES THAT FILL MY BOWELS. IF THE WORD CASH WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE LOVE I FEEL AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR CASH. CASH. *CASH.* - Mr. Greenzlathotepsothoth
Pretty sure they found Steve in a gutter a few days after this. He wasn't dead, Mr. Green just told him to live there and he eagerly did that. He apparently had a TV, a sofa, and a tasteful nude statue in there with him.
Based on what I saw from random people reminiscing in the comments section of the soundtrack pretty much all of those are supposed to be judgment calls on whether the people are going to scam you or not, Jerma might’ve gotten favorable RNG on that
It’s fun in the casinos from the Pokémon games, where the devs have no financial motive to rig anything so you can plausibly strategize your way to a victory Other than that idk
I used to play a totally unrigged version with my friends at Christmas with chocolate coins instead of chips (we were like 11) and we'd just place it on the red or black/odd or even and in the end we'd always feel bad if we ended up with the most so we'd just share them.
Mr Green should be in the Jerma Rumble, but he keeps getting stopped by people backstage who recognize him and give him money. He ends up coming out last as a result.
Jerma freaking out at the unlimited blackjack bets was amazing. This and Casino Inc are my favourite streams of the year. Something about casinos just sends Jerma's greedy ADHD brain into overdrive. No wonder he's been such a psycho since moving to Vegas.
I like to imagine mr green came to vegas like 20 years ago with some friends and just never left, the staff just let’s him take 2 hour naps in the janitors closet at the laurel palace, he wakes up and hit’s the tables for another 22 hours.
I love that despite Mr Green’s monstrous demeanour, everyone in Vegas thinks he’s so kind that they keep donating obscene amounts of money to him, causing him to spiral even further
It's not just you. It sounds like if there was a (fleshed out) casino minigame in a super Nintendo Mario game then this would be the music. It doesn't exactly sound like mario music but it still sounds like it would fit
