I saw Jerma at a casino one time and he gave me 5 bucks so I could get a soda from the vending machine, half an hour later I went back to, of course, give him 20,000 dollars for his generosity but he was passed out covered in vomit with a 9 and a 4 showing on the table
2:00:27 Mr Green develops a stomach ulcer and it explodes, making him experience all 5 stages of grief in 10 seconds, before two more stomach ulcers take its place
Ah you must've seen him after he won big in the casinos, that's what he transforms into after getting a good lucky streak. He usually turns back after he ends up gambling it all away, that's when he starts streaming again.
@@KFCArbiter 2020 felt like the final year of classic jerma era shenanigans. I still enjoy his new streams of course and his humor hasn't changed much. Damn though from 2017-2020 it was just one amazing bit after another
@@BananaPhoPhilly I think it depends on what game he is streaming, anything with gambling in it (or gambling themed like Casino Inc) is guaranteed to be a hysterical stream. Also the wrestling empire stream in 2021 was the funniest stream ive ever seen 2016-now.
@@KFCArbiter Ok you’re right I forgot about wrestling empire. Absolute banger of a stream Lately he's kinda been on fire with some great streams so I mightve jumped the gun a little with that comment lol
@@spunklord5000 Hey, Mr Greenz! Remember me? I was the one that gave you 2,000 dollars! So you DO remember me! Ha! Well, here's 200,000 dollars for looking out for me.
Everytime I hear a sports betting commercial on the radio they follow it with, "have a gambling problem call this number" and my mind automatically imagines Mr. Green yelling "Yes I am invincible!"
Please someone make an animation of Mr.GreenZ at a casino. Especially when he throws up after doubling in Blackjack. EDIT: I just watched the whole stream again. Seriously, it's just like a movie. Easily one of the best streams Jerma has ever gave us.
I'm working on one hopefully, as soon as I heard the bit I was like: oh yeah, that's a jerma animated A few people have seen and responded to this, so I'll say here my channel is 'HyperTheKappa' on RU-vid!
@@hyper4831 I'd give up, there's already 2 animateds, and anymore is just wasted effort! (Jk, keep up the good work and if you don't mind, reply with the link when you finish)
Honestly started dying ever since Mr. Greenz realized there was no upper limit for bets, and that's before the rollercoaster of events that happened, aaaaaaaaaaa
Every creative person has that moment of peak performance that just becomes second nature for a few hours. This stream was Jerma in his perfect form. Inspiring..
*waddles over to table and climbs on chair, clicks his finger and a young lady smartly dressed walks over and places a booster seat under him* All right! This looks fun! So can anyone here explain to me the rules of poker?
And so, Steve dragged Mr. Greenz back to his hotel room where he would later suffer a heart attack and die. Steve went on with his meaningless life until he discovered that he was a fictional character made by a gambling streamer for his hilarious comedy bit. He much like many thoughts from Jerma's mind faded into obscurity, never to be referenced again.
For everyones information; counting cards in Blackjack is possible and it does give you an advantage. You don't count ALL cards, just high ones (A,10) and low ones (6-2), the more high ones there are left in the deck the more you should bet. It's not illegal, but you might get banned from a casino for doing that if the pit boss notices.
Casinos use upwards of 6 decks at any given time, you've never been to a casino in your life, lol. It is literally impossible count cards since those kids from MIT wrang them out for millions. yes, even if you play at a private table, and ESPECIALLY at a high roller table.
@@TemmiePlays Casinos usually use shoes with 8 decks, but 1 deck worth of cards is cut away by the cutting card. It still means you can count the amount of high and low cards left in the shoe to give yourself an advantage. Even if they used a 100 decks, it's still the same method and it still works. I've been to a casino a bunch of times, but even if I haven't what difference would it make?
@@radekmilewicz6192 yeah, counting cards is just _that_ easy lol, that's why everyone in las vegas is a mega millionaire, and never loses at all! not even once :)
@@TemmiePlays I'm starting to feel like you're trolling, since there's tons of info about blackjack online, but regardless... Counting cards has been a thing for decades, not everyone does it because it's not a reliable source of income, the casino can kick out out or even ban you if they want. Besides, it takes a lot of time to make a profit since your edge over the casino is only 0.5%. Some people do make money that way, but it takes time and effort, so you might aswell get a 'normal' job.
@@TemmiePlays He...never said it gave you a big advantage. Just "an advantage". Its pretty obvious you can't win big with this method but it's worth learning if you want to bother.
there's something great about jerma starting off as trying to be a rational better, making low bets and trying to get small hits while lecturing chat on how to gamble, then at the FIRST minute he is given the ability to bet big, all rationality is thrown to the wind as he goes all in over and over on single hands of blackjack
@@markhirsch6301 There is a certain charm in the art style. I feel like these days we're in the uncanny valley of graphics where it looks realistic but we still notice something is wrong so the immersion is ruined. In these types of games you feel more like you're in a different world. If you get what I'm saying :D
I keep coming back to this stream because I really enjoyed watching this Jerma stream. It's nice to listen to and fall asleep to. It is, hands down one of my absolute favorites.
When he hits the jack pot you can audibly hear mr green slowly crawling his way out of jerma’s psyche. The tipping point is when he read no limit and pretty much had a stroke.
Kinda sad that Bugleberry was assimilated into The Borg in a last resort to corrupt their hive mind. But its nice to see he's still out and about after that tragic incident.
2:00:36 the moment when I woke up, and checked whether I am really watching a Jerma stream. because it sounds like a batman movie, and some malicious Joker plan is just about to come to fruition
Fun fact: The reason you'll get thrown out when card-counting is not because it's cheating (it's not). It's because you reliably take more money from the casino than you put in and as buisness made to make money, they can, and will throw you out.
Hey jerma this is someone you don’t know but for a while now I didn’t even know if you existed and I used to watch you all the time back in your tf2 days when you played with star I think but just wanted to say thank you you got me out of a really dark place I loved watching your video on repeat when you stop making tf2 vids but again thank you
Speaking of tf2 is he awere of the voice of the soldier Rick may passing away? I can imagine him hoping back just to see the statues. Likely off stream.
Choked on a cookie on "I just wanna make sure I win". Fun obeservation @ 19:17: Jerma gives his character a cheesy annoying voice, while the broke guy was talking like a decent gentleman. Usually people mock voices vice versa.
Jerma describing the game: "People come up to you and take money from you, you get into like fights and shit." The actual NPCs in the game: "Gee thanks for driving me to the hospital for my sprained ankle! Have my life savings, you're so kind."