"Jesus Christ, That's Jason Bourne" | The Bourne Ultimatum (2007) | Screen Bites 

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must be nice living where there are famous movie shots from :D

Got damnit!!🤷🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

indeed do not deviate....the visual will get you...

@Kamryn Gunner LIAR! Nothing is free. Got full of malwares from it. F U.

Sorry to say but its incomplete. YOU STAY THE FU**ING FU** ON THE LINE, GOT IT!?

just hold em off a few more seconds.... almost thereee

I’m pissed HBO doesn’t have this one in the collection. They have the one with jeremy rennet. 👎🏽

Which is the best one

Lol..same here 😂

The whole sequels are good and intresting....... Good and nice movies.....

@•$GANGO•$ what's the title of this movie

I love the small swallow he does in between 😂😂😂 pucker factor 9000!

Perfectly*

Here is The True Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified/Pierced for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Egyptian Semitic: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moshe (Moses) wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Egyptian Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

@@seandeterman2499 Yes...Jesus Christ....GULP.....

@@Praise___YaH bruh

He parked on a double yellow tbf

If you can just dump it, every place is great, lol

No, my man, that's just proof of how powerful this organisation was. When Bourne tells the reporter "You have no idea what you are up against"? Well, if he'd seen this bit of parking he'd have realized what he was up against, instantly. Then he'd have done exactly as he was told and maybe made it out alive....

CIA will have a PCN to deal with

Would be be the same in Stockholm

As does _Life!_ 🤣

That Is true lol

Yes. Cause every thing happens on streets.

Must have been written by Aaron Sorkin.

Bourne movies basically make a mockery of anything Tom Cruise does in Mission Impossible. If Tom is running, we want Matt walking, if Tom is giving a detailed description of how to infiltrate a high level security building, we want Marie to walk in and just mention she was his personal assistant after Jason gives said dialog.

One thing my dad and I loved is that Matt Damon is short compared to the guys he fights. We are both 5’10” like him and always thought it was so cool how he just destroys guys well over 6ft.

@Guy Smith Exactly what I was going to say.

@@lawrencetalbot8346 All you have to do is be quicker and more agile and you can defeat any enemy. He moves fast so more than anything that confuses his opponent because they cannot react fast enough to anticipate his next move. Game over.

@Jay dilla I guess you lacked the 30 million dollar training.

Espionage training at its peak

the king nonetheless

if he didnt get scared of the bin man, he lived.

Simon Pegg later treated him to the ultimate pub crawl

He was wearing....DEAD MAN'S SHOES.

And that is what happens when you fail to follow my directions.

LMBO

@@bklynfinesse8709 *some elements in the above story are untrue.

@@BradPham Still a great story.. To protect the innocent.

@@bklynfinesse8709 Yes. That’s right. Exactly.

Hope there's a sequal to this story. 😂

almost like they had a script or something.

@@gatorzb1 are u dumb of course they had a script

@@gatorzb1 DO NOT DEVIATE

@@gatorzb1 Amazing how reading a script that describes a scene gives you complete awareness. But, we all know it's his imaginary training.

@@turbo6266 /whoosh

exactly. I love this!

Who would win: Bond or Bourne?

@@kohtalainenalias Equal weaponry? Is one hunting the other? Does he know hes being hunted? Where are they? Depends on a lot.

@@kohtalainenalias personally I think Bourne for most situations but not all.

@@dallasyap3064 Id say Bourne on equal footing but Bond has all of Mi6 to help him so

yup, me too

That's in Earth 2's version.

There’s an alternate to this?

@@soos8785 no. I wish there is

We’re everywhere, Bro

Came here for this lol

hahahahaha thx

gonna save this line for the rapture

! I heard the voice and I'm like, "That's Paddy!"

tnk u 4 this

😂😂😂if it wasn’t for your comment I wouldn’t have noticed

@@AparajitaStormhoof 😮

since when did viserys become king

omg stalker

The camera has to perform so many fast-cuts just to keep up with his moves.

i agree

Main reason why Jason bourne was canceled was because John wick was getting more popular

Could you imagine the team up?!

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Okay, that is funny 😆

“When he comes back”

I thought "Jason Bourne it's Jesus Christ."

I think they would just say Jesus Christ

i hate it

Not our part of the world......🤮

@@colamity_5000 oh, wow! this guy hates, i've never seen that in other place

@@colamity_5000 there's always a contrarian.

that's where his training (the legit and experimental illegal training) comes to play

Super situational awareness.

Hiding from the camera's would be pretty hard i imagine just because of how many of them there are and how most of them are tucked away in very unnoticeable areas

@@sergiocookiedough2169 not if you are a brainwashed super soldier

@@JoshA0669 yeah like jason bourne haha 💯💯💯 he's the man

Nice one😂😂😂😂

Geezuz that made me laugh. Laugh like I haven’t laughed in a long, long time

Thanks for the laugh my dude.

lmao.....didja put your name in the goblet! didja!

Guys, Here is The True Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified/Pierced for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Egyptian Semitic: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moshe (Moses) wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Egyptian Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

Why waste more good operatives?

they would be too late, probably nobody more in the area

It wouldn't do them any good to send backup.

Jesus Christ, you’re Jason Bourne

...and then the one after that would be called 'Bourne...Not Again'

reBourne

Bourne to do it,,

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too cheesy.

Nothing underrated about these movies - they're so well-known. These movies are fantastic though.

I agree, the bourne movies are well known, but not quite as popular as mission impossible and bond. The main thing that made the bourne movies so good is that he has no help, he is not part of some noble greater cause, and the movies were all somewhat believable-no crazy sci fi tech. Also the fight scenes were extremely well executed in these movies, they don't involve crazy flips and fast punching scenes, they actually look real.

They should just have all the men in these movies pee on each other to try to achieve dominance. You would get the same effect.

I don't think you know what "understated" means. These movies had a lot of hype behind them and theatres were sold out each time. They are good movies, but definitely not "underrated".

You don't know what underrated means. Go back to ESL class anubjav

High tech weapons are Hollywood fiction, not used in the real world of covert intel field agents. In fact, during the height of the Cold War years between the USSR/USA, the majority of KGB field agents were late 20's to early 30's pretty women used in "Honey-traps" mostly, while the CIA field agents were based on being invisible to the KGB's mindset of what to look, which wasn't the everyday ordinary-looking middle-aged women in their 40's early 50's with a feeble look to the KGB and GDR's Stasi that they would never consider relevant even to the present day always looking for the prevalence of strength! I do love the international-spy-thriller books, movies, and old TV shows: JB 007, J.Bourne, M.I. movies & the old TV show, Man from U.N.C.L.E., The Saint, and of course the laughing to "Get Smart" never gets old!

That's Bourne's biggest advantage as a solo operator. Drop him into any environment, he'll immediately analyze how to use it to his benefit. If Bourne actually picks the time and place for an encounter, you should just accept that you've already lost.

Why would they. Secrecy is everything. This team never worked with Bourne. All they knew was his name and legend, and maybe not even that.

well they just got fleeting glimpses whereas the guy in the control center got a good look at his face. Plus what aditya said as well. :)

@@neutrino78x Well of course the people in the control room know who Bourne is. But the average hired mercenary doesn't.

They hadn't seen any of the movies.

They weren't looking for Bourne. They didn't know he was there, and they were focused on finding the reporter. They stop thinking about any face they see once they recognize that it's not their target.

Ultimatum is definitely the best 🔥🔥🔥

I favor Ultimatum as well, though it's really only a hair better than the first two. Lord I wish they had stopped at three. Ah well.

Exactly, this is the best spy-action film ever made, along with the trilogy being the best series ever made as well.

@@nihleigleca6702 I'd say it's tied with Lord of the Rings for title of best trilogy ever.

bro no chance any is better than identity

where is Jason Bourne when you need him?

i just did on Prime

yes!

At least not john wick XD

Exactly.

Don’t take the Lord’s name in vain, please repent for it’s a sin

@@Assault.Media. Easy with the guilt-tripping, god-botherer.

Or when the cop asks if hes working again and says "ill leave ya be". Thanks Jimmy.

"....oh......." *hangs up* "Well I guess my son isnt going to beat himself."

John Wick is a Black Friday Jason Bourne.

@@MyGodZach Can't relate, please elaborate

@@MyGodZach agreed like nothing John wick does is impressive for his legend. The Denzel's agent and Jason Bourne are amazing

don't ever say that to any stunt performer about the choreography in the bourne franchise. its notoriously bad. the plot and editing are amazing. but the choreography is awful.

@@atomichunger Ok Sir sorry Sir. It’s still very good choreography.

Haha right?

@@jaredfinley4986 I thought it was.

@@jaredfinley4986 it was funny toe but whatever

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Lmao

Okay Jared Finley we all appreciate your lack of humor.

Jason Bourne is the prince that was promised, confirmed.

garbage man in that context isn't even american english. A 'garbage man' in the U.S. is a person who rides on the back of a garbage truck and empties residential trash cans, anyone else would have called the 'bin man' a 'janitor', possibly a 'custodian' if they were high class.

Spot on @@maxdecphoenix

@@maxdecphoenix Just what I was thinking as I read it. Of course, being American in a foreign country, I've come up with my own translations on some things. Bourne was American, but spent most his agency life in the European theater. Might just be a mental translation from bin man.

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underrated comment

hahaha this comment killed me badly

Man those drunk guys were celebrating jesus' birth a little too much.

Jesus born^

So you're a covert spy. Don't worry; I won't tell. You might "off" me. 🤫🤫🤫🤫 😁

I don't think that's true. They did the whole scene with extras in 6 hours when the station was closed.

​@@spikepig76 waterloo never closes for a straight 6 hours. last train out is 1AM, first one the next morning is around half 4

Wrong.

@@spikepig76 if u look close. can see people looking at the cameras

@@markrowe8824 you can see it in this clip too

this is such a cool story! my brother introduced me to these movies last year (im only 16, most of these movies are older than me lol), and I always love reading other people's experiences!

No she looked at you and mourned the fact that YOU were her husband instead of Jason Bourne.

@@celticlofts Well said! You're probably right!

You can smell it, something brown and sticky.

Yes, shame about the need to blaspheme.

The editing on fight scenes is terrible. Don't get any look at what is happening, way too jerky and jump-cutty. Matt Damon's acting is great though

I agree everytime these films where on telly my dad would phone me up and ask me are you watching jason Bourne miss these films hope they make another

@@Nunya1721 Matt Damon is great at playing government agents and soldiers.

@@emilio2647 He was perfect in the Green Zone

Yup he is. Bourne is one of the best spy/action movies ever. Probably one of the best operatives.

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takeaway main point: stay calm and do what expert advises things go 'smooth'; panic or do something not expert - expect things to go sidewise. special ops, military, spy craft, global virus pandemic - it works everywhere

I love when Bourne gets the CIA to kidnap the random dude at the bus stop. Poor guy was just on his way to work or something and found himself getting dragged into some CIA blacksite.

Then the informant gets killed

@@zeeone4492 Because of his own fault

True... and a corollary: "Fortune favors the prepared mind." -- I think that was Pasteur?

I know, right? David Strathairn could read a McDonald's menu and make it sound epic.

@@easternlights3155 (looks at menu and then up at the clock) "Jesus Christ.... we're late for the breakfast special" [Moby - Extreme Ways]

John powell uses the same violins of every chase that bourne do in this movie like supremacy

And john powell combines his trumpets and violins in the chase that bourne do with paz like this same instruments in supremacy when the same bourne did with kirril

@@lizardopalominolavander9111 Yes both comments are true but they still have a difference. I stand by The Bourne Supremacy

The only sameless is the director paul greengrass and composer john powell

@@lizardopalominolavander9111 What is sameless?

Definitely the most intense

Bourne and Mission Impossible

And first jack reacher

I think salt is a good one too...even eagle eye

Well, not really a spy. Government operative (nice word for assassin). Definitely one of the best Gov Op action flicks. For actual spy movie, nothing comes close to Alec Guiness as George Smiley, in Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy and the follow-up, Smiley's People. Old now, but above all others. Not much "action" but brimming with intrigue and suspense throughout.

Yeah, the scene where he drops his backpack as a diversion, right?

The CIA is not your friend.

@@phero2 yep! Was one of the first times we see Bourne get played himself. Desh was an impressive assrt

I once read the first three books of the name - big waste of time.

The Bourne shaky camera works because everything you need to see is focused in the middle of the screen.

To be honest it's hard to enjoy most action sequences now having watched the John Wick films. Camera cuts and shaky cam are hard to stomach.

They changed the Bond franchise.

Exactly what I was thinking! I think even the new James Bond movies took a lot of inspirations from the gritty hand-to-hand combat styles that you see in the Bourne Movies.

On the other hand, you can thank this franchise for the ridiculous amount of quick cut and shaky cam fights these days. I mean, these guys made it work but everyone trying to imitate them can't.

@@Elthenar That existed LONG before the Bourne movies though. Ironically, a Bond movie was guilty of that pre-Bourne.

agreed bro

hahaha

Whose your source?

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You don’t think that actually works... do you? 😂

Indoors that would actually make him more conspicuous.

IRL, good luck keeping a cap on fighting 3 trained agents.

It's so amazing it's become a meme

I think the best lines were in supremacy

The best line was "If you were in your office right now, we'd be having this conversation face to face."

Only your fourth? Rookie. 😉