Jim Cornette on The Car That Ended Up On His Fence 

That lady found a way to get JC to cut a free promo on her without even needing Cameo, brilliant.

"Are you the one who was yellin?" He must be new in town

" I hope you fucking flat line on the way to the hospital." Damn man. That's harsh and funny.

“He managed to land in the safety netting of MY GODDAMN FENCE” gets me every single time. 😂

The best Jim Cornette stories are always unrelated to wrestling. This is gold!

Does anyone else out there keep coming back to this?😂 This tirade is one of the all-time best meltdowns. This has been on here for 2 years and I can't count the number of times I have listened to this. Thank you so much Brian and Jim for all the entertainment

"Either that or they gave him a gimmick fire hydrant." There's one thing guaranteed in life and that's hearing Corny have at least one piece of golden sound bytes everytime he talks.

I wish someone had taped Cornette yelling at the scene. We have been denied a great Corny promo possibly on the level of the DQ incident.

This is why you can't script a realistic promo because nothing will ever beat the one you'll cut when you're really mad

“Were you the one yellin’?” 😂😂🤣

He said "it hit me wrong" and I started laughing uncontrollably because I knew what was coming...

Here's the part you'll want to watch on repeat 13:06. This is my new favorite video ever.

One day, Jim Cornette will do a solid 2-hour rant on a child who kicks a football onto his roof, and I will be one of the first listeners there.

When a clip starts like that, it's gonna be good.

Cornette, has finally had his "get off my lawn" moment. Lol

Haha “don’t you care if anybody is injured?” Bad move lady 😂😂😂😂😂😂 That tongue lashing Corny gave her was 🔥 😂😂

“It hit me wrong.” In my mind, I said “here we go.” I wasn’t wrong 😂😂

"It hit me wrong. I turned..." Hold on, Jim - let me strap myself into the chair and put on my safety glasses, because this shit is going to be gold.

Jims string of expletives always leaves me crying with laughter, especially when he has righteous anger at some idiot.

Jim cutting a promo on his neighbors. This is the content I subscribe for.

When he says " it hittttt me wrong " I started dying lol

This was fucking hilarious..... Just hearing Bryan die on the other side gets me everytime.. Jim makes a 9 hour delivery shift feel like 4

This episode has to be one of the funniest episodes i can remember, if you have listened to this whole thing! Brian being stone made this 1,000 times better!😄

This has got to be #1 on the "best 2021 moments of Cornette's podcast". This angle was more riveting than anything that's been on TV in years.

lol imagine flipping your car twice and then Jim Cornette appears out of nowhere and cuts a promo on you

Lmao Brian's laugh is funny. When he says monroe brothers I think of thing one and thing two from cat in the hat or those twins from the lorax

Hands down the greatest promo on earth....that lady had no idea who she was talking too. And got the best promo outside of the business shot in her and the situation

How does this clip not have a million views?!

Jim's outburst & Brian losing it is so hilarious! 🤣

This is hands down the funniest Cornette segment I have ever heard. I'm listening to it again for the fifth time. This is comedy gold.

Jim Cornette, 100% guaranteed to deliver the ALL TIME CLASSIC "GET OFF MY LAWN!" PROMO 😄

Those 8 people in the neighbor's yard weren't there to see the wreck, they were there to watch Jim.

Corny should bottle Brian's laughter to sell as an anti-depressant.

The kids car insurance should pay for your fence. Call Stephen if not ;)

Damn, this story is better than what the wwf and aew put out weekly.

The CDC needs to come check out brian's laugh because it's infectious lol

"A gimmick fire hydrant" is a great phrase in this story

This never fucking gets old. That promo that Corny cuts on that woman is just poetry.

…It hit me wrong! Buckle up lol

Just when Cornette makes you crack up, Last comes in with his gut buster to give you one likewise. Good shit.

Jim's tirade and Brian's hysterical laughter has made my fucking day 😂😂 Thank you guys so much

"I hope you flatline on the way to the fucking hospital!" I'm fucking crying 😂😂😂

Jim makes realistic sounding car noises . 😂🤣

Poor Brian is going piss himself laughing so hard Priceless

" It hit me wrong".......😂😂

“I hear this amazing crash of metal “ IT’S MICK FOLEY!!

Anybody driving 70 mph past Jim's house is over as a top heel.

@13:53 "and now the Monroe Brothers..." - Corney maintains kayfabe through his anger beautifully lol - love Brian's belly laugh there

Someone. Needs to print the art and have jim sign it

No matter how many times i listen to this story it gets funnier. This story never gets old.

i used to live directly across the street from an elementary school, one morning i woke up to a cadillac in my front yard. they'd been speeding and jumped the curb, gone thru the chain link fence and landed 2ft from my house. DURING SCHOOL ZONE HOURS, IN FRONT OF A COP. the driver COULD NOT FOR THE LIFE OF HIM figure out why he was being arrested.

"I was just in my goddamn house!" Oh my god Jim, you're the best.

The fact that Jim, a classic rock aficionado of the highest regard, believed that "Long Way From Home" by Foreigner was actually by Styx has shaken me to my core. I don't know what to believe any more.

The guy who's literally spent the VAST majority of his career playing heel 👠 in wrestling....and she gives you an opportunity for a Jim Cornette Gem like that 😂

Brian’s laughing really makes this all the better

"were you wearing the Cornette face t-shirt?" LMAO

When Bryan Last says "oooooh" mid promo, you know shit got real

"I hope you flatline on the way to the hospital!" 🤣😂🤣😂

This is my go to video whenever I'm feeling down! I literally cry laughing at this! 😅😅😅

hearing how fired up Jim got just re-telling the story makes me laugh so much harder at how mad he must have been during the moment

I wish someone had this on video. I’m dying laughing 😂

12:52 "it hit me wrong" - cuts a promo!

I'm sorry Corny got mixed up in this but i'm happy he was there to tell it.

I don’t know what’s funnier. Jim cutting that promo on that lady or the guy laughing.

This is an instant classic story.

Not sure what's more funny Jim's story or Brian laugh 🤣

We need this story animated

Love the Carlin reference. Carlin on Campus is a classic.

This is by far my favorite story to listen to. I laugh uncontrollably every time

I'm literally mad at RU-vid because I literally want to use both thumbs to thumbs up this video twice. I need the epic rant starting at 13 minutes in my life in a loop, chills so honest and good and right. I feel the exact same way when a drunk driver is barrelling around I always cheer for the tree and hope the tree isn't hurt that the scumbag crashed into.

13:06 It was at this moment that lady knew... She fucked up! 🤣 All I have at this moment is an image of Corny taking in a very deep breath.... Getting ready to destroy this woman!

I had the exact same thought as Brian, I pictured jim shouting at his neighbours in his tshirt with his face on it :)))

I wish I was there to see all of this, but Corny is so prone to details that he can paint a picture for you with his words like you saw it for yourself.

12:51 the greatest rant I have ever heard from Jim Cornette ... non-god bless him

It’s always a Mustang

“I hope you flatline on the way to the fuckin hospital” 💀💀💀 gold

An indignant Corny stomping out to a car accident scene in his front yard wearing his fluffy bathrobe and rabbit slippers with a freshly opened Sprite Zero in hand, cutting a promo on injured accident victims who were just sitting there nursing their wounds, going back inside, standing by the window and surveying the scene just getting more and more pissed while chugging another Sprite Zero, and once a cop got there deciding to do another run-in just to bury everyone again. This shit is more entertaining than literally anything on WWE TV over the past 15 years.

Cornette is a great storyteller. He’s a legend. If there were more people like him in wrestling, it would be a much better industry

Brian losing it was cracking me up the whole time 😂👏 I'm the same way as Jim, and that's probably why I respect him so much.

I have literally got up off the floor. This was funny AF! 😄😄😄🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

safety net of my goddamn fence lol

I can just hear Jericho shouting in the background, " what do u think this is some kind of comedy bus,do we look like comedians to u " lol

Cornette for HoF 2022

Of my goddamn fence !!!

I love when Brian loses his shit laughing at Jim's antics.

This will never get old. I come back to this to laugh uncontrollably when I need, and it never lets me down. It's the "GET F***KED" at the end of his promo. Every time.

The laughter of Brian after the story is magical

"Let me know if you need some god damned oxygen cause there's more shit coming up!"😂😂😂😂😂

"It hit me wrong!!!...." Hahahaha all gold from there on in 😂😂👍

This rant is up there with the Dairy Queen incident!

I listen about this once a week and still keep laughing,thanks Jim ! Lady worries about going to work and the Monroe brothers!!

This one brought me to tears LMAO..... Update bought me to tears on the replay too. Simply gold.

corny's righteous anger liberates me from these walls

"And now the Monroe brothers..."

That lady found out the hard way who corney was that day 🤣😂🤣

I was in tears listening to this 😂🤣

Welcome to my neighborhood ::shotgun pumps:: Now git! 🤣

The sound to start to video already had me 😂

I’m always chucking at Jim’s stories, but this was the first time I had to pause the podcast because I was laughing so much.

"He's lucky he was alive alive? I should have been the first one down there!" [Visual: Corney stomping the driver like he's a member of the Rock N Roll Express...] Get on it, Travis!