Jim Cornette on Trying To Renew His Driver's License 

I love when Corny does stories of his daily adventures. I hope he starts doing it more often.

Jim's life stories are more entertaining than anything on television

As much as I love hearing Corny trash the modern state of wrestling, i love hearing him trying to navigate the mundane headaches in life such as going to the DMV, dealing with the internet providers, trying to return expired mayonnaise, etc.

I love how unapologetically soft Jim becomes when talking about Harley. Compare it to the way he talks about moxley. You wouldn’t even think it was the the same guy 😭.

"she's a lady and she shits in private" best video of the year lol

Now I want to see an Animated series with Jim & the Two Old Ladies going around Louisville doing day to day stuff together. 😂 😂

I love how he's literally telling a dull story about going to the DMV, and it's the most entertaining thing I've ever heard.

That Cornette contract the Monroe Brothers have must be quite lucrative.

I live in Texas and when I first got my license 20 years ago I just went down the street to a small office next door to the fucking Chinese take out. In and out in less than 20 minutes. I renewed my license a few years ago and found out I had to go 20 miles to this gigantic government building. When I told a friend I was going they told me to sign in online and make an apt. otherwise I’d be sitting there for hours. Sure glad I listened to them. I get here and there’s about 300 people all sitting down in this big ass open room. Soon as you walk in all eyes on you and shit. I sit down and start hearing people’s numbers being called and people saying they’ve been there for hours and this is bullshit. People all laughing that I just got there and I was going to be here forever. 5 minutes later. I get called up. And I mean it. Everyone near me wanted to kill me. They had no clue how I got in so fast. I told them. All of a sudden people start bum rushing the counter demanding shit. 😂

Travis is immaculate with his art yet again

The worst dmv I ever went to was Tri Cities Washington state. 1 dmv for 200 thousand people. Got there at open and was already 40 people in line took 3 hours renew my license.

Poor Cornette, just doing simple things turns complicated for him. 😂

"I've seen a frog lately, but he went a-courtin' an I ain't seen him since" - OH EMM GHEE, I laughed so much!

Jim Cornette at the DMV? The collision of these worlds is an instant classic.

Jim not only read us a thesaurus recently, he made a story about going to the DMV an unskippable twenty minute video. Dude has the gift of gab, I swear.

As someone from Sweden who lived in the U.S. for about 6 years, having to go in person and calling every single institution just to get things done was one of the most frustrating things I got to experience. Imo, everything going digital is a much-needed development.

Bonus points for the Zootopia reference.

Travis is a national treasure Lmfao.

I'm 43 an need to renew mine in a couple weeks. The dmv is even more of a nightmare now that their organized

Everyone loves the AEW rants but this is the rant that the diehard fans want more of.

All people should retake their drivers test at age 65 😂😂

Sometimes i think Jim avoids all of the modern world just so he'll have something to be pissed about.

I live in texas and mailed my renewal few months before my birthday. I was able to do it online on site and actually pretty smooth. Didn't have to go out in person at office. Hallelujah to me and texas. Who knows next time around it will be hassle.

Jim navigating modern life makes for great entertainment!

At the very start of the video Corny just comes to realise what the meaning of life is like Voltaire's; 'Candide' 'Digging in the garden'. So it works both metaphorically and literally 😂😂

The sloth from Zootopia being the DMV employee is the cherry on top of this thumbnail.

I'm so glad Hank's mom shit's in private and not on Corny's sidewalk! 😂😂😂😂😂

Jay Sharknado does a good job editing out all the noise. It was genuinely surprising to me when Jim couldn't hear Brian's noise either but Brian could hear Jim's.

Everyday life stuff and old days of wrestling is so refreshing from Jim & Brian.

I love Zootopia.

This was hilarious. The picture of JC talking and bonding with two old women is classic.

This segment has everything 😂

DMV makes it impossible in NJ for someone with depression and PTSD even moreso

A pomeranium is not a dog, it's a cat that barks. Smh

This background is amazing 😂

Jim and Brian thank y'all so much for the entertainment. Free time and even on the clock I got y'all pulled up on my phone and work is no longer boring or slow with you guys in my ear. Just wanted to say thank you

I live in Kentucky as well and can say I had pretty much the same experience. Usually I would go to the local court house but since they consolidated everything the closest dmv was in etown 35-40 mins away. I went on a weekend they only offer once a month only for walk ins. I got all the way to the back when there system froze and offered me a ticket to come back the next business day. When I came back they can't even print you out a license they mail it to you and give you a temporary license.

Imagine working at the DMV and seeing Corny saunter up to the window all passed off.

Guessing Kentucky has a strict voter id law.

I’m with Jim and Brian I try to avoid online anything as much as possible

I'll bet the Monroes didn't have a relaxing day 😂

More of this kind of content, please. Just Jim and Brian looking stuff up and bullshitting each other for 3 - 4 hours. Pure gold. 😅

There were like 3 Seinfeld references in this video

The DMV always has a line waiting to get in. ALWAYS.

Monroe Brothers. Nice Green Acres reference.

Come to Australia! You will get your renewed license mailed it to you about a month prior to expiry date along with invoice detailing how to pay. You can, of course, simply pay online beforehand or after you get the invoice and your new license will be auto activated/validated in the system. You would need to visit an office if you need to replace photograph tho but that's the usual procedure everywhere and it's much easier and faster going through that process here!

Hank the neighbors dog sh*t is more talented than Orange Cassidy, the Buckaroo’s matches, and Tony Khan’s booking combined

This has truly been a Scarsdale Surprise

Funny how Brian thought Hank was an actual person instead of the neighbors dog initially!

That's government bureaucracy for you, Jim.

I lived for 10 years in Louisville. I know exactly what he's talking about and pretty sure exactly what location. But in a small metro of 3/4 million people, there's only ONE place to take your driver's test and yes, he's right, 3 to renew your license. EDIT: Also you can only schedule a driver's test online every Friday from 8:00am to 8:10am because that's when all the appointments get full. It took me nearly 6 months to be able to get in to take my tests.

🎶Froggy gone a courtin'🎶 Wasn't that Uncle Pecos from Tom and Jerry?

They started taking renewal offices out here in NC. Reducing the locations, so aggravating lol

Shout out to the artist 🎉🎉🎉

In England we just go online fill in a form, put in your passport number pay £45 and it was here in three days!

I know what Jim's talking about. I had to go to the local courthouse to get some documents it works the same way this is what they call government💩👍

It’s nice to hear Harley Quinn cameo on the show.

I just had to renew and switch my license over to a new state last week so this is relatable

I see the picture & I already know whats going on

How would Brian know if the cop is a Met's fan? Who asks a cop what sports teams they follow?? Lmao

It really has been more difficult to get your license renewed here in Louisville. And you have to wait for it to arrive by mail.

Jim I am also in Kentucky. I renewed online but they use your old photo. They added, you can only do that once. So you can have a new photo. Got it in the mail.

Corny and the Zootopia sloth is my new favourite picture on this channel.

That’s why you gotta be waiting at the dmv when the open up. The wait is shorter that way

"The Summer of George" episode was just on Comedy Central the other day. I just remembered Raquel Welch reciting one of her lines and saying "You've never even been to Scarsdale".

That is a hilarious scene in zootopia the movie. Awesome. Lol😂😅

Can already tell by the thumbnail this’ll be a classic

"Were the only people in the line actually speaking to each other, instead of standing around staring at their phones. Imagine that?" That was an eye opening phrase

I remember the last time I got my license renewed (Alabama), they gave me a piece of paper and said it would be in the mail within three weeks. Three weeks went by, and I called the folks in Montgomery about it, and they said the license would be laminated somewhere in Minnesota. I said, "What sense does that make when not too long ago? You could get a fresh one at your local DMV/court house. So I get Jim's point, these state officials try to cut corners just to cut corners.

Jim’s next T-shirt”she’s a lady and she shits in private”😂😂😂😂

God I would love standing in line at the DMV with Corny.

I would pay $1 million just to see the picture corny took on his license

As someone who works for Service Ontario ( in Canada) our version of the US DMV .. we also issue the temporary drivers license..(TDL) which actually needs to be with your old license, that I have used a special hole punch on .. and it takes six weeks to get your new license😊

A podcast that starts with an angry rant, and ends with a rant about a diet guru murdered by his GF and Raquel Welch on "Seinfeld".

Ahah...they managed to get the sienfeld reference at the end.

Universal Rule: Government bureaucracies eventually become inefficient, ineffective, and overfunded messes.

You have to make the appointment on your smart phone Mr. Cornette 🙋‍♂️

😂Sometimes I hear people talking about their totally benign, almost pleasant, experiences with police officers and it blows my mind. He was speeding AND didn't even have all of his correct paperwork... A WARNING!?

I live in Louisville too I go to bowmen field that's the drivers license Office it's a nightmare thank God I was able to get 8 years at a time now jeezus

I just had mine renewed. I was in and out in less than five minutes.

In NJ we can renew online now.

Not sure about other states but it's pretty bad in NC now because so many people have moved here since 2020. I'm glad that I don't have to deal with it again for 8 years. If I move to a different town, I'm not even going to bother changing it until it expires in 2031.

Yardwork, weed, and jce is my peace

Went through that a little over a month ago. If you live in one of the rural counties like I do, you have to drive to another county that’s larger to do it. You have to provide everything in the world it seems to prove that you are who you have been your whole life and that you live at the address you’ve been at for years. I got mine for 8 years and did get the “smart” one because it really wasn’t much more of a hassle than it was already going to be to just go on ahead and do it that way. You used to just go to the circuit clerk’s office and the courthouse at your convenience, get your picture taken, sign and pay and leave with the new one in 10 minutes or less. Now you jump through all the hoops and leave with your old one stapled to a letter that you have to keep intact til the new one comes in the mail in a couple of weeks. Don’t know who comes up with these ideas.

Alternatively, "two out of touch boomers shaking their fists at the clouds"

I go to the MVD Express places for any motor vehicle needs. You pay a little extra for speed and efficiency. Except renewing registration; it’s easy to do that online.

lol I love the Zootopia sloth

I had to do the same thing last month and had no issues fortunately lol

I had the DMV in Massachusetts “send me” my license which never came so I had to get a duplicate because there was no goddamn way I was going to wait hours and potentially have to pay again ANYWAY to save 40 bucks or whatever it was. So for the 6 weeks or so I waited before figuring out it wasn’t coming all I had was an expired ID if I needed one for anything. The duplicate license came within the normal time frame (like a week)and I had it for about a year and a half when the other one mysteriously showed up in my mailbox. Regular DMV envelope and everything so it’s not like it got caught in a machine in the post office for a year and a half. It must have gotten buried somewhere and forgotten about and they just threw it in the mail when they found it with no explanation, no refund for having to get a duplicate, nothing. And just TRY to get someone on the friggin phone there they just play hot potato with the phone or do absolutely nothing to help. It’s better than when I got my permit 25 or so years ago though I waited in line for 4 hours(which was time well spent studying the book which they still gave out free back then). This was when you’d have runners from insurance companies that knew the DMV people cutting in front of people registering 5 cars and they didn’t seperate you based on what kind of transaction so it was a clusterfuck of epic proportions. Not to mention their mandated breaks every couple hours. You’d have someone leave a line but instead of calling someone over they’d put up a sign closing that window for their break. I’m surprised more people haven’t gone crazy there it seems like the perfect breeding ground for psychosis.

As a Louisville native I can wholly appreciate this story. Spot on with how janky it is dealing with licenses, renewing tags, etc.

That's basically the DMV in my part of California. I hear ya on the accent part. Never call FedEx. We couldn't understand each other.

This is the kinda stuff I want an omnibus worth of

Yeah the same thing happened to me that happened to Brian; I wanted to get my photograph retaken along with renewal, but was told to do it, online.

License Bureaus are now a private business can't blame the government

"He showered her with gifts, she showered him with lead" 😂😂😂

I love how I knew what he was gonna say about them closing the door and walking up the hall nd bk again before he said it 🤣🤣

I’ve been to Kentucky and couldn’t understand 80% of the people that I came into contact with and they were all Americans and obviously from the south

Brian's story about being pulled over by the police sounds a lot like the dave chappelle story of his white friend driving high

It's wile that there are still places that can't just hand you your license on the spot. I've lived in FL, NY, and NJ, and they've all given me my license right when I showed up for it.

The DMV in NE Ohio sux too! Literally a pain in ass to get one and so when they Lmk of a 8 yr term plan, I took it so I don’t have to do this stupid crap again for 8 more years and couldn’t be happier! Wish there was a longer one lol! Nothing worse than court houses and DMV! I’ve yet to hear of the “Smart” license? They never mentioned it and I was handed a paper ID til my new one arrives in 30 days, so I take it that in 8yrs I will have to learn about this “smart” bull crap lol